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No sex b4 marriage things.

Even if i gree no sex b4 marriage. I must see ur unclothedness inside out.

Iffa hear

It had to be INDIA. not surprised

Zambia here i come.

1,249,920 latex material ahead of the ceremony


Na me get the 920 wey dey ontop.

clerkent:
Can lock me up inside house for one month as far as everything de house.wont bother stepping to the door

Bad guy. Chairman say na EVERYTHING. i knw what u mean.

chatinent:
Antisocial.

But there again, it seems it's a good thing.

Hmmn. If u r in control of it. Excellent. If not, u could lose ur mind in the long run.

justicechichex:
Dunno how to describe my weirdness.. I'm really weird!

If u r. U shud be able to describe it. Pick one of ur weirdness, summarize it.

Vinnie2000:
I like small breasts.

The type Americans call 'bee stings'.

Dat does not mean i hate and refuse Big boobs!

Not weird. U dey confuse ursef sef . Coz u just say u accept all boobs.

peter8535:
Still thinking

. Means u dnt av anything weird

The person above don finish talk.

COMPENSATE (at least for trying)

Having sex with wife.... Normal diggings depending on wifeys mood n wants

Having sex with other ladies (not wife), u wan take alomo bitters, viagra, burantashi just to prove u r a man. Some mixtures react negatively when slamming the P and changing styles witout skills

Men can die on other ladies coz of that, but on wife HELL NO (coz its become normal with her and adjusting to styles comes easy.

I can eat with plastic spoon even in a very expensive gathering

Objective na make food enter belle.

My gangs and family always complains. Until one day some people decide to copy me and be like. Na to just chop jare. Family sef dey copy me now

I have been to expensive gatherings, people laff at first but at d end, some say, bros u r weird but truth be told, no be to chop.

I do dat atyms to look weird n make kids using plastic feel they ain't alone. I have seen kids say at home they dont use plastic until i asked for plastic and say hey boy, u r nt alone, i use plastic spoon too.


Make we no dey pressure kids to become adult at 5 yrs old.

Politics in naija na bastard

Technology and Steady Advancement wil Overwhelm humans in the future.


Imagine wetin person dey post. Something between 3 parties, this mofo made it public.

Data don cheap na.. Idiots

Instead make she video hersef making somtin creative so others can learn

RealityKings:
sometimes

Omo
Dis is deep thoughts

The evils in this world suggests that.

Just better slap on his face. He won't have to defend himself

DaveDGreat:
This your last statement eehn

All thanks to Buhari

Imagine. Buhari regime. Gari no gree swell again

TheZeezle:
Which fgc u go?

Ogbomoso

Gkay1:
My brother, bread don cost now. Garri remain the best and is toping the league

I agree. Cost is high.

Go to the north. Bread common and popular pass gari

fadilaMaikiriki:
Yes, the lady attended boarding school.
That of garri on beans is quite common and 'normal' compared to this one above.
But, have you eaten this beans and sugar combo before? Would you eat it if someone offers it to you right now?

I will oo
. I have eaten it b4
Several times
. I lost count

Scratch that.

BREAD HAS TAKEN OVER.

Most laborers now sef prefer bread to garri.

Garri no dey swell again.

Translate the text in English.

So elders fit reason ur matter

Anybody wey go boarding sch for naija.. This is pretty normal.

Anoda one is beans, pour garri on top, add palm oil onto d garri

To the people who attended boarding house back in the day.
PRO UNITATE

Collinsaik:
always think ahead. those who think ahead stay ahead.

It means always have a plan. A-Z

Nice one

mespusinglez:
No one owes you anything. You are strictly on your Own.

Baddest.

No doubt about this

Cypress042:
So as me, most people find it offensive though.

So u and i are walking in the sun and i decide to get a cold drink and snack.

Are u sayin if i ask u if you are interested b4 buying 4u. U find dat offensive

Or if i buy yours alongside mine without asking at first. I just buy yours and give it to you. U find dat offensive too

Brian47:
A lion with a little penis compensate with the loudest roar

By a wise man.

RealityKings:
Just because we don't think we are at war with someone doesn't mean they are not at war with us."

Facts bro.

TI1919:
This Man don't have any solution about Nigeria problem just like Buhari

The 3 main candidates no get anything.
Noone really can transform this nation


Too many issues
If south win, north n west go dey vex
If north win, west n south go parah
If west win, north n south go beef

Share dis naija to like 10 nations make place like Kaduna alone be 1 country

If Lagos state handle Unilag


School fees na 7figures.

bewla:
Give him a try

No mind her. When she starts giving him the chance. She wont post sh*t

Its a normal stuff. It's just Courtesy and Regards..