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I wish i dey ur shoes.

I hate my mulla posting me on a social media.

I like my relationship ghostly on SM.

Anyways respect her style or break up. Its ur choice. Remember some will post u on a regular and still jonz u big big time.

My advice.. Relax

Someone said. Adulthood is all about paying bills and having sex.

I read that stuff like 3times and I'm like. This niggy is right.

And some who aint broke still have other ways they r lacking.

Imagine chief wey use money spoil wife only for anoda mulla 2b knacking her on a steady

They wrote 'smoking causes lung cancer'

Anyways, d thing choke kaduna town

Jeon:
I thought Bears are friendly

Teddy Bears are friendly though .

. U see grizzly and polars. Those things are born killers. Though they dnt just attack, something must have provoked them

WTF is this

I had a chance to meet my cousin's boyfriend and i was on my Big stout that day when she was introducing him to me.. I acted like a sadist (probably odeku working)

And I'm like young man, u can break her heart, cheat on her, frown at her, don't eat her food bla bla bla. But the day i notice or she tells me u hit her. I will find you, tie u on a car and drive you from PH to Jos until i see your bones hanging on the ropes.

I was saying it with one confidence i dnt even understand. Odeku na bastard.

But domestic violence is evil..

One guy online gave an account same day it happened that they spoke Yoruba n English. And that they came for the main parish priest who was said to have gone to another parish to minister that day.

That it was when members gathered them at the altar that they released tear gas and when they didnt relent, they shot at the roof and subsequently at people.

Some who claimed to be present confirmed the report. Priest on ground said same thing except dollars don touch hands for him to change his story. I no trust anybody 4 naija again

It was a home attack. Just barely 24hours after d incident FG say na iswap and isis.

So isis never finish bomb chapels all over europe, na ondo go be their target abi.

FG should be held responsible.
This is politics coz after the incident BAT, akere wateva and others begin donate millions.


WTF is wrong with us

BH wrote this
Bandits typed it
Herdsmen printed it

Onariii:
Tell that to most nigerians..... who are always looking down on those who they feel their jobs are way below them, car washer, uber drivers, drivers, security guards, traders, mechanic, waste management guys etc (girls especially)

True though. They need know say na to put food for table sure pass impressing communities.

Like u said esp girl, some of them prefer dating a guy and making him her ATM rather than been creative. Give 1m to some to start a small scale, they be like lemme change my wardrobe and phone first.

If all women votes for a woman. E for sure.

But u hear things from other women like
What is she wearing sef
Who is her husband
I hate her make up
I rather vote for him than her
Her dress sense is trash
Her skin is bleached

Women killing women

Ammishaddai:
I grew up seeing that bullshit on the left, but after seeing this, I'd rather be the guy on the right

Facts bro
Nothing wrong with the dude working to put food on the table. If the dude on the right grows up and makes a better world for him.

Machineries will be provided
Wages will be paid on time
Bonuses and gifts will b attached
He gets a partner to work with
He is able to settle bills if he doesn't live above what he earns

I have seen that bullshit on the left many times

Be positive minded and respect people's job. The goal is to provide for your family not to impress your society

It goes both ways
Why do guys masturbate even if they have a girlfriend?

Fear of billing from the P-owner
Tired of seeing same thing

So sad. RIP to the couple

Bear na apex predator, that badass is a weapon, lethal one at that

money121:
Hope you av your PVC already!!
Let do the Needful

NIGERIA E GO BETTER DON'T LOOSEGUARD

Abeg help a friend.
Registered and got a PVC in Delta but if he remains where he is in 2023 (Abia), he wont be able to vote.. If he gets a pvc transfered to where he is now and by 2023, base change again. How will he vote??

Op. I know you are tryna find God in a physical form.
Some believe God exists only in the subconscious
Some believe God exists in signs and wonders
Some believes God exists in religions
Some believes God cannot be found through religion but that God exists

There are several religions but the 9 represented in this image are the common ones and all have one thing in common (believe in the supernatural). They are all looking for God, they have ways to believe God exists but not in physical form but by faith and beliefs (belief can be a very strong thing to have). It could control your thinking

I said something above that SOME BELIEVE THAT GOD CANNOT BE FOUND THROUGH RELIGION. BY what means you may ask, some believed through nature, some even have this belief that HUMANS are GOD.
Some got their beliefs through celestial bodies.
Others do not believe at all

Its all mindset.

You believe in Jesus if born in a Christian home
Same goes for muslims and Allah.
Buddha and the likes as well

We are all atheist until someone tells us to follow a doctrine.

WFMarket:
I Need to Meet Christ. In Person.

. I try shake my head. My head refused to shake.

NaijaGoBetter20:
Thank God it not in North if not the headline will read the different topic

. True. Dats why the northerns smart. They dont get caught. Lol. They r dons in dis kinda game

Not surprised. Its normal.

Gone r doze days when u go see babe in hijab inside darkness

If car light flash the darkness, u go see ONE HEAD, FOUR LEGS.

U dey believe politicians talk. When amaechi swallow dollar bills. U wont be there to change his mind oo. All dis mind games played by politicians should have been known by now. Its d same every year.

Amaechi dey drop cryptic message coz he wants heavy compensation.

Stop over thinking about politicians yarns.

Imagine all d tinubu-lawan-osinbajo BS.

Tinubu won and u think we r surprised?

All doze attacks n press conferences are all planned-ish.

Remember same old same old tactics

All shades of wrong


As a matter of fact this is BS. Copying culture that ain't yours esp d dumb side of it. Mtchewwww

nairavsdollars:
Osinbajo pretending that he is busy with his tab

I'm still looking for the pretending, someone should kindly help me look for the tab.
The image seems to be too large for one person to find those things. Mofo

This polygamous levels na serious bar oo. I no fit laff . Been telling one of my home boy as he dey change babes say na based on raba level.

Job was lost. Baba's body count in 3 months na ZERO. Once raba no dey ur system compared to days when u r balling, u go respect yourself.

Its easy to woo when u hold small.
Now he can't even ask a girl out, not because he doesnt have line n scopes. Baba run from billing as billing don dey bill am sef.

Urheadmaster:
Religion has been the main reason Nigeria is a backwards nation

I don't know if u r game but lets share this. U deserve it with dis real MVP comment

Cmon girl

That dude with 102 body count is VERY LOW.

PVC talk is nonsense, trash and BS


U register for Lagos, Election meet you for Delta. Hell, you register for Yaba, Election meet you for Lekki.
How you wan take vote?

And don't even talk about change of polling unit by means of PVC transfer. That's the real scam right there. 3 outta 30 people get successful PVC transfer.

Let them make PVC be like ATM cards.
Register for Jos, Vote for Anambra.

Like That Like That.

That's the real election. That's when PVC really counts

No agency checkmates anything in this country. If any, its all on paper things.

These couple will thank God for saving them

The victims family will blame God for not saving them (the victims)

U see dis religion of a thing ehn

I shake my head

DeadorAlive:
Who is investigating

That's the end of the case.

Nobody will be arrested.

Is like you are new to Nigeria

As in dis person new to naija trends.
B4 dis weeks runs out.

Headlines be like
Tinubu donates 45billion to the church
Ondo Governor splashes scholarship to affected children
Osibanjo sympathizes with victims as he donates shelter and feeding to the affected
Obi condemns attack and promised to renovate the church back to better standards while wishing the dead to rest in peace.

No be Nigeria again

Someone is about to get shot. Daaaaaaaayum

JimiJunji:
Most of the folks pushing their respective politician aren't really doing it because they think that such person can actually change Nigeria for the better but the fact that it appeals to their personal, tribal or religious interest and not the general interest of the country.

It has always been this factor. What do u expect from a country with diverse cultures, different languages, 400+ dialects, and RELIGION.

Religion - A very serious problem without solutions.

The guy that lighted d match and d mofo who added fuel to that sokoto girl last month fit no even dey pray oo. Extremists are always blind to follow any foolish doctrine

If i be God for 1 second.. Na religion i go use my one second to delete. Its a lethal weapon in the hands of the poor mostly.