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If u wanna knw what ladies really want. You will lose your sanity. And that's legit fact

Its happens. You just need to ask him. I'm sure he will open up but dont expect him to open up on a 100. If u know wah i mean.

Toothpick is the best option for you. Just pick one at a time. Thank me later.

HilcomTech:
An oga can para for you on your duties but not on your romantic life.

I grew up in Kaduna too and I have friends who graduated from NDA. I have lived in two Army barracks.

Most of these military women are always acting up on their own thinking the uniform makes them special or above the law.

I have been involved with an Airforce female officer in Lagos.

be like dis uniform babes don show u small
Lol

Guy, Avoid the #9 jersey make u no for become VICTORIA.

ZERO BALLS

Since year 2015. All reports about HOTELs no dey ever fresh to hear.

'New Norms'

HilcomTech:
The bolded is a big lie. Even the military encourages them to get married. Nobody commanded anyone to assault their suitors.

You mayb right but i had opportunity to see where so b called ogas dey parah for junior staffs for been too soft on non-military people. In Kaduna NDA.

I'm just saying. Some act tough so ogas can be proud of dem. Somtin like eye service.

Not only in politics. Some lecturers and professors cant operate projectors for learning purpose and they r f*ckin too proud to stoop low to a 100 level student to put them through.


As if no b same naija wey graduate dey go learn handwork from person wey no finish primary/secondary school.

NaijaRoyalty:
Lol

When the devil sees that you're making it, He will give you a girl friend

lolz

One slice will last you for 4days. E cheap sef.

Orgasmgiver123:
lol the lap is bigger than the ass
This one na major deformity

Some people need legit check up.

Deformed 'things'
Imagine laps bigger than every other part.
Trashy

Make una no too dey hype female soldiers say dem go beat person bla bla bla or even d Males.

So many female soldiers wey dey simple outside uniform. So many male soldiers without balls outside uniform

They are humans too, nothing extraordinary
.
Those attitude you see dem form in uniform are done as commanded. They r zombies in uniform


For kaduna, zaria. Lagos. I don waka well for naija.. So many nice ones out there.

Betting, an agreement between 2 parties where one party who makes a wrong prediction forfeits something (not necessarily money) he owns to the other party

Gambling is wagering of money on an event with an uncertain outcome.

bonnyhope:
Why you sef no go allow your John Thomas rest

Once a week oo. Na me try pass sef. Some no get control sef.

Islandlady:
Bros you sure say no be everyday you dey buy condom? Maybe your fornication don dey too much

Haba bros. Every Sunday no bad na. . Na so fanatics dey do.

Islandlady:
Hm Nawa o, she I say it is illitracy or poverty that is the cause of it or what! The woman will surely look older than her age because of all the responsibilities naa!

Both graduates. I have to realize say sense no be because u get certificate.

Just imagine say i go pharmacy to buy condoms, the seller who happens to be a registered nurse dey look me one kain all coz of her religious BS. Isnt she supposed to be happy that I'm tryna protect mysef frm infections and getting a lady pregnant when not needed now.

Some people ehn. The couple wey i explain above too na religion things.

Na so my female neighbor marry ooo. Smallie for that matter 4 yrs ago oo. We don enter 5th year. Belle baby number 5 don enter, If you see the remaining four kids. Dem be like quadruplets. Almost same size

And most annoying thing both she and d husband no dey tek care of d kids.

She looks old now sef. Too many kids in little time. Haba na. Make we dey fear God, to straff sef require sense.

My kinda community.

First - she should confirm if its true
Second - poison the husband only, mourn for 1year remarry or get pregnant and have her baby (getting a baby thru anoda marriage or baby mama style doesn't matter in this case)

Just kpai d guy. Very important

That one they marked X.

I go still run dat style today.. They are very stupid.

By 2030. Religion and Prayer will be on the edge of a cliff. Only few people will hold it from falling. ONLY FEW

Political Parties just be like English Premier League table.

Make dem merge each other make all of them no pass 5

cutecommend:
This was what
my former girlfriend told me(Where did you went). it turned me off...She is beautiful but that grammar was chai!!

Is correcting her a bad thing

Not really funny but creative.

Na just passport alaye wan snap na

B4 i opened this thread. I knew the victim is black.

The Exorcism of God for me.

HarlequinLekex:
Can't the observers rescue her instead they were filming,it is this country where i know,people seeing person dying instead for them to rescue,they make a video out of it.What a Hell to The useless Observers

They were wrong not to apprehend the bastard but on second thought na IBADAN ooooo - fear of the bastard hitting them with something may make them just video and post.

I feel for the madwoman as she may get pregnant, give birth and same bastard will stilll use the child.

But still they should have created a scene immediately he was leaving. That mofo shouldn't escape justice