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Politics › Re: Terrorists Kidnap DPO On His Way To Resume Duty In Birnin Gwari, Kaduna by Natbrowny: 8:34am On Jun 28, 2022
BIRNIN GWARI.

One of the most dangerous places in Kaduna State.
Romance › Re: How Did You Solve Severe Headache During Sex by Natbrowny: 10:26pm On Jun 27, 2022
Sexual Headache?? grin

Where u for read am.

Anyways b4 d game. Alabukun and 7up/shwepps/limca. Enjoy homie
Crime › Re: Man Goes Missing In Akwa Ibom After Dropping Suicide Note In Church by Natbrowny: 5:38pm On Jun 27, 2022
Jennifer663:
They need to investigate very well on that case!
Yes, serious investigation.

Drop suicide note
Went missing

Not a good one.

Unfortunately in Nigeria, investigating in as good as dead.
See owo till date, dey keep catching homeless people claiming dey were d perpetrators of the crime
Romance › Re: Why Do People Like Slim Girls by Natbrowny: 4:35pm On Jun 27, 2022
Slim girls are the Jackpot
Celebrities › Re: Pretty Mike Storms FunnyBone's Wedding With Ladies In Jesus Crucifixion Scene by Natbrowny: 1:12pm On Jun 27, 2022
illicit:
Can't try that with Muslims
Even Buddhist. Sacred things should be kept sacred. Religion or not
Celebrities › Re: Pretty Mike Storms FunnyBone's Wedding With Ladies In Jesus Crucifixion Scene by Natbrowny: 1:11pm On Jun 27, 2022
Female Jesus. grin grin grin grin grin grin.

He could create his own religion.

Afterall

Health › Re: I Need Help On My Teeth (Graphic picture) by Natbrowny: 12:10pm On Jun 27, 2022
ObongIdeas:
I will appreciate helpful advice, information and comments
Visit a certified Dentist
Family › Re: I Am Always Ashamed Because Of This. by Natbrowny: 11:06am On Jun 27, 2022
Its never too late to learn. U need focus and have interest.

Lemme tell a kinda short story
Nigg came back frm yankee and wanted to become a councilor in crossriver state.

Manifesto day came and nigg was like 'know waaaaaam saying' speaking sound english and thinking he is on board.

From d crowd came a request. That bros we know say u sabi English but u see dis mama wey dere here so, she no dey hear you at all, abeg speak we language make mama and others like her fit hear you.

Microphone became heavy like a basket of yam. Baba couldn't even say good morning in his language. They loved him though but language wey he no sabi jonzed him. He was disgraced and couldn't even garner votes.

He was determined. Went to d street and told bikes guys and oldies he really wanna learn his language that it wasn't his fault, his parent never made it a big deal.
He was determined n interested and few years later he took on community services as he wanted to be close to the real people who could help him.

B4 i left d place he was fluent as hell. Whether he contested again, i wouldn't know coz i left the place to know that.


BE FOCUSED its never too late to LEARN.

GOOD LUCK PAPI
Romance › Re: My Escapade With A Self-acclaimed Alpha Male. by Natbrowny: 11:03am On Jun 27, 2022
Some Boys be falling hands anyhow grin
Family › Re: Am I Being Rude To My Mum? by Natbrowny: 7:17pm On Jun 26, 2022
It depends

How did u tell her?
Were u polite?
Were u over serious about it?

What led to this request from you?

Speaking to adults esp parents requires a high level of respect, good countenance and good body language.

Dont just say hey mum, i need my privacy, so give it to me.

She'll still invade it. Thats african mothers for you. She might just give u space and observe you from afar
Crime › Re: Zimbabwean Makeup Artist Killed Her Husband And Hung His Body On A Tree by Natbrowny: 7:40am On Jun 26, 2022
What happens in smiles on SM pictures is really different from behind the scenes.

Judging from the pictures and smiles, one would conclude and call this love, perfect, beautiful, lovely and other sweet names.

Behind the scenes fit be horror movies.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Who Picked An Abandoned Baby By Roadside Shared Recent (Photos) by Natbrowny: 10:03pm On Jun 25, 2022
Humanity is restored a bit.

Good one from the young man
Romance › Re: Necrophilia Is On The Rise Among Nigerian Men (photos) by Natbrowny: 9:34pm On Jun 25, 2022
Topic - Necrophilia Is On The Rise Among Nigerian Men

Content - Just ONE STORY.

Mtcheeeeeewwww
Foreign Affairs › Re: The Kongo King Converted To Christianity To Lure Europeans In An African War by Natbrowny: 6:32pm On Jun 25, 2022
Religion has always been a scam

A ponzi scheme.

The origin of the 2 major religions had a ruthless setting.

A con artist and a fool.

Crime › Re: Father Beheads His One Year & Eight Months Old Son For Ritual (Photo) by Natbrowny: 6:25pm On Jun 25, 2022
The world has cancer.

No vaccines
No cure
Education › Re: Wrong Philosophies. by Natbrowny: 12:53pm On Jun 25, 2022
Kewellbanks:
I did! Check the comment section.
Aiit man.
Education › Re: Wrong Philosophies. by Natbrowny: 12:15pm On Jun 25, 2022
Kewellbanks:
*WHAT GOES UP MUST COME DOWN.
This is the only one u didnt add any content. Dont just run off, Pls do d needful.
Nairaland General › Re: How’s Your Experience Like When You First Butchered A Hen? by Natbrowny: 12:07pm On Jun 25, 2022
My experience was bae. D blood was hot when it touched my hands and i loved seeing it flow into d ditch i dug earlier b4 d killing.
Knife was freaking sharp so I ended d pain fast.
The rooster was jerking here and there. But it was already too late.

That first killing i did made me had interest in poultry birds.

Chicken wey i don rear and kill chop no get counts. Turkey, ducks, Guinea fowl inclusive.

I'm always in charge of killing.
Phones › Re: Chris Evans Gets Rid Of The Iphone 6s He's Been Using For The Past 7 Years by Natbrowny: 10:27pm On Jun 24, 2022
Some are actually built like that by DEFAULT. Nothing impresses them esp when its something they can afford but choose not too due to their personal reasons

I remember Sadio Mané's broken screen too.

Baba no send. If he's ok using it. Who am i to Judge..
He is a footballer not a model or signed ambassador to a product
Education › Re: What Is The Meaning Of The Word"aboki" by Natbrowny: 10:19pm On Jun 24, 2022
Aboki literally means Friend

However if you call a hausa man who resides in the southern part Aboki, he feels its an insult (as it has always been anyways)

If you say Aboki na. It means MY FRIEND and he will feel cool to flow with you.

Normally sef no one calls some1 friend. Its always My Friend in any language

Aboki na
Ore mi
enyi m
Romance › Re: What's The Most Embarrassing Thing You've Done When Going Through Heartbreak by Natbrowny: 6:42pm On Jun 24, 2022
Astrokid911:
are u sure u are not d one
If I'm d one. I will proudly say it. Nobody go still beat me. Since its not me. I still shared

Thats what d thread wants anyways. THINGS U DID WHILE GOING THRU HEARTBREAK.

Where u expecting stories about zombie invasions and how i claimed i killed 500 of dem??
Romance › Re: You See This Weed, Sk, Arizona, Colorado, Jedi by Natbrowny: 5:20pm On Jun 24, 2022
Supporting the thread

Romance › Re: Lady Shares A Disturbing Trend Among Lovers In Lagos And It Will Shock You by Natbrowny: 5:17pm On Jun 24, 2022
Howz dis her f*cking problem. Abi one of her so called boyfriend jonzed her for anoda girl
Family › Re: Mercy Chinwo's Case Might Just Be Like That Of Simi. by Natbrowny: 3:36pm On Jun 24, 2022
Chillax man. Marriage and Motherhood ain't a childs play.

Kim was everywhere until responsibility was defined naturally to her
Nicki Minaj was everywhere until it dawned on her what it takes
Riri has joined the ranks
Beyonce too was and later dazzled when her kids grew a bit
Omotola,Funke Akindele, Mercy Johnson were everywhere until motherhood sets in.

Dnt expect Chinwo to be d same. Its nt gonna be easy multitasking been a wife, a mother and an artiste.

Simi is surely coming back. Right now they need that space.
Crime › Re: Muslim Man Stabs Woman In The Neck Because She Is Christian by Natbrowny: 3:32pm On Jun 24, 2022
I REPEAT.

Romance › Re: What's The Most Embarrassing Thing You've Done When Going Through Heartbreak by Natbrowny: 1:20pm On Jun 24, 2022
Not me but My BROTHER.

In 2012 Idiot was wetting the bed for like 3days (very embarrassing) claiming he was too weak to stand up to the restroom due to excess crying and heavy heart.

I was like WTF. Na slap i use reset him brain.

LOVE IS A DISEASE esp the love on one-way traffic.

Nigg is back on track ever since.
Christianity Etc › Re: There Is Nothing Like A Liberal Muslim. by Natbrowny: 1:15pm On Jun 24, 2022
Not just muslims sef. When u hear someone says I'm a liberal human/person.

Omo just run. They are the types u dont f*ck with. They hide under the liberal tree but they are worse set of humans. Crime na dere food - uncoded crimes sef.
Romance › Re: Chasing Clout Or Real? Lady Makes Moaning Sound While Singing In Church (video) by Natbrowny: 11:01am On Jun 24, 2022
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Seems d vibrators battery was supercharged.
Crime › Re: Lady Shares Video Of She And Her Friends Allegedly Doing Yahoo Says It’s To... by Natbrowny: 10:54am On Jun 24, 2022
Showing off wasnt necessary. The gun she was supposed to use to aim someone just made her d target
Christianity Etc › Re: The Earliest Images Of Jesus Show Him To Be A Black Man - Pics by Natbrowny: 10:33am On Jun 24, 2022
grin

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Experience In A Mortuary by Natbrowny: 10:29am On Jun 24, 2022
Devilagentcap:
If you are giving a chance to work in mortuary you take it or not for 100k



If it happens that I want to take a mortuary work, what are the things that I should prepare for to avoid all those experiences about the Dead or are they just fairy tales
Get a permanent hip flash u can carrry around, inside it, make sure its full of whiskey.. Strong one like JACK DANIELS.

Trust me the dead and ghost wont bother you. Dem go see u clear road. grin
Romance › Re: My So Called Girlfriend Cannot Do What Other Girls Are Doing(photos) by Natbrowny: 10:40pm On Jun 23, 2022
Its either you are ALONE in that relationship

Or

She's different and u gotta accept that. Nothing bad in been different tbh.

But u alone can judge her. You alone..

Learn to sit back and observe.. Stop commenting on some things she does right or wrong. Just dey ur dey.

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