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Ibime:
Keep looking. . . . youtube never do you. . . . now you done go reach metacafe 

Honestly those boyz from Liverpool are church rats as opposed to the fellas from London. . . Liverpool boyz can't even compose decent videos of their legends on youtube. . Na only fight and curses dem sabi. . 

And don't tell me it's because there aren't any evidences of midfield play. I have eyes. 

A compilation of a few of his passes and two wonder goals.


Compilation of Gerrard's England appearances. . passes, trivelas and composure in front of goal.

You wanted variety from Steve. . You got it. . .

Check out how to play free kicks. . . not all that rubbish from Lamps you are showing me.



Check out the technique of one of the goals inside the box. That's mad. Honestly.


Check out this crazy compilation of insane technique


Only a few know how to kick this way. . . Lamps will need to fast for 100 days and 100 nights to play a free kick like this.


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And even when he doesn't score them. . The ability is clearly there. .

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Looking for more.

Nucca STFU. . . . I will not hesitate to rain curses on you when you think like an slowpoke. . . . trust me, its not personal!

The best you can do is go and pull up Gerrards top ten goals. . . . if I pull up Lamps top goals, trust you would see greater variety than just longe range shots. . . . . Bayern Munich, Barcelona etc. . . .

Rain curses all you like . . It does nothing to boost your emptiness. I didn't pull a video of top ten goals. If you didn't understand, I was showing technique with the left foot at 3.04. . . Except you never played football, If a baller can hit a ball on the volley like that time after time with the left foot, the chances of him passing with the left foot is more than average. It takes massive techinque to 1, keep an eye on the ball. 2, hit the ball as it touches your foot and then hit so low and with precise direction and I repeat. . . TIME AFTER AFTER.

You must be silly for saying Steve can't use his left foot. . . Outright stu.pid.

No one is disputing that Gerrard has technique of half volleys. . . . what we're doubting is his touch-tight technique and short-range passing technique. . . . . as I've said Gerrard is possibly the best long range shooter in the world since Rivaldo. . . .but thats it!. . . . however, claiming that Lamps cant shoot with left foot is darn silly of you. . . you've always hated Lamps cos you feel he is not a ninny playmaker that you desire. . . .

Let's set this straight . . . If it came out as Lamps CANNOT shoot with his left foot, then I take that back. The point is not that Lamps cannot shoot with his left, He just about can but that's it. Gerrard takes shots on the volley with his left. That technique is a mile off.

He is not in the class of those who can just about do it.

Secondly Steve's headers are blazing. He heads the ball like a footballer should. Lamps even celebrates a header in the video like Makalele celebrated when he finally got a goal. . Why? Becos he himself knows he doesn't head.

Can Gerrard pass with his left foot . . absolutely YES!. . . You disdain for the fella never allows watch him. This is damn right not objective.

Michael Carrick shi.ts on Lamps passing anyday. . . Do you see the figures showing how many passes he made.
I also showed stats showing Mikel's completed passes . . Where's your comment on that. . . ? Abi the stats done fail again?
We bloody damn well know where Mikel passes the ball to. That's a justification?

. you've always hated Lamps cos you feel he is not a ninny playmaker that you desire. . . .

I don't hate Lamps. . . I love Lamps. I love him to death, Lamps is a phucking legend, . . but I don't call him what he is not.
You were on the thread the other saying those who will not benefit from Carllotti diamond. . and you mentioned Lampard as no 1.
Why? Because Lamps is a one-dimensional player. Left of a 4-3-3 ad that's it.

If truly he possesses all the techniques you claim he does, why can't he fit in. 4-4-2 is Zilch, Diamond, he will pafuka. Technique is supposed to lift you up and above tactical challenges. Why happened to the technique suddenly. ?

You were blabbing on the thread a few weeks ago how Carllotti was ruining Lamps. . . Na Carllotti dey ruin Lamps abi na Lamps no fit adjust. . ?

Lamps is the main reason Chelsea play boring football. I simply want footballer who can play football. . . not paying 130,000 a week to an overrated midfielder.

I phucking do not need stats to tell me who is better . . .

Ibime:
I just noticed this properly now. . . . you are a FOOL!!!!

With which foot did Lampard score the winning goal against Everton in FA Cup final?

Kindly take yourself over to youtube if you have forgotten how often Lamps has scored with his left foot.



Now answer this. . . . . have you ever seen Stevie G pass the ball with his left foot?. . . . capital NO!. . . . he would rather waste time shifting the ball to his right foot than attempt any pass with his left foot. . . . on the the other hand, Lamps passes with both feet without blinking.

I have been reading this all along and decided to find the right time to enter. . . You are an even bigger fool by telling me of one particular time in history where a player scored a goal with his left foot. . . and then using that as a yardstick for understanding that Lamps is prolific with his left foot. Are you shitting from your nose?

This is getting clearly emotional. Nothing more. . .You will go to any lengths to back your empty theories up.

Every follower of football knows those who are two footed. You don't need to quote history to remember who uses both feet . . We have to for lamps

I don't go to Youtube for Lamps goals. I have 100 Lampard and 100 Drogba goals recorded from ChelseaTV. I have watched them over and over and over again. I know what and what these fellas can't do.

Don't tell me sh.it


Pause video at 3.04 and inform yourself. More videos for you.

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Just look half-volleys after half-volleys and you are telling me dude doesn't have technique. The guy has mastered the technique to take shots without thinking and even with his left foot. Ball in the air on the ground. . he takes it. Lamps has to have the ball most times on the ground!

Tackles Won
40 - Lampard
34 - Gerrard
22 - Giggs
11 - Ronaldo

Passes Intercepted
30 - Lampard
26 - Gerrard
22 - Giggs
15 - Ronaldo

Shots Blocked
9 - Lampard
1 - Gerrard
1 - Ronaldo
0 - Giggs

Now this is where you are talking absolute bollocks. . .

Why did you fail to post the number of start. . . If you didn't want to I will help you . . .

Lampard - 37 starts
Gerrard - 30 starts.

Now do you see that your nonsense stats are flawed. I told you from the stats that Lamps makes more passes is no yardstick. Everyone knows Lamps never misses a game and that's the advantage he's got. He will be damn right useless if he didn't have more passes after playing more games. The number of games started by both midfielders however shows, that Gerrard may just nick it or maybe even even the stats.

That does not prove anything. Lamps plays every game and that's one of the reasons he scores more goals than most mid-fielders. Lamps is a box to box midfielder and that is very different from one that dominates.

Last year CL 1/4 finals. . . . Liverpool V Chelsea. . . Gus Hiddink - one of the world's best tacticians and readers of the game developed a plan to put a man on Gerrard. . to effectively cut out the supply from Gerrard.

Hiddink says. . . "I[i]t is not so difficult to know where the weapons and arms are in Liverpool. It is Torres and Gerrard and the triangle with Dirk Kuyt and the right-back Alvaro Arbeloa. This is what you have to disarm and Essien was key in this."[/i]



If you don't know. . . You don't attempt to man mark a "useless midfielder" like you call him. . . You don't man-mark a midfielder that does not dominate the midfield. You don't man-mark a midfielder that's not creative.

Where in history have heard someone man-marking Lamps?. . . That's because he's not creative, because he does not dominate and he is not all that.

Only of course if you call Hiddink an idi.ot as well.

Abeg leave all these stats things alone. . . The only thing Frank does better than Steven is  score goals. Take that away and Lamps is just an ordinary footballer. .

This is fraudulent. Absolute bollocks. . . This stats thingy is really pushing boudaries.

Chelsea V Fulham . . Last Chelsea match. . .

Lampard 44 passes - 37 completed.
Mikel 42 passes - 40 completed.


Now according to Ibime that makes Mikel a better midfielder than Lampard. . . Which single one of those 40 passes from Mikel actually created anything threatening. . . I can tell you. . . NONE.

Meanwhile stats tell you a different story. . . Man I have got eyes and I see where Mikel passes the ball to most times. .

Same theory is being imported into this Gerard - Lamps debate.

Points re-posted. Until you can counter this points. You are making less and less sense.


Frankie will cross the ball from a corner kick to the hands of the goalie . . time after after. Gerard understands how to curl a ball. Steve knows just how to swing the ball in or out from a corner.

Steve will skip past players . . one, two in a flash and Frank will only dream of that.

Frankie cannot head a freaking ball even if his life depended on it. . Stevie G is a perfect header of the ball from both sides.

Stevie's technique poo on frank any day. First time ball control makes Frank look like a cheap baller.

Steve's shot from range WITH BOTH FEET and perfectly most times is worthy of emulation for any young and upcoming footballer.  When Steve takes a half-volley from range, 90% of the time, he hits the target. Lamps hits the ball and 30% of the time, it's off target, 30% hits an opposing player, 30% deflects and the a tiny % scores. . . AND HE CAN ONLY DO THAT WITH HIS RIGHT FOOT,  . . Stevie takes shot with both feet . . ALWAYS!

Steve understands how to lift a team. Lamps can't lift a team.

Steve's a massive free-kick taker. .Time after time he scores a free kick. and a mile off when it comes to set-piece taking. He understands just how to curl the ball. Lamps can only rely on a straight shot hoping for a deflection off the wall. . Lamps can never understand what it means to curl the ball over a wall.

Steve understands how to play with space. His passing from range is second to none.

Gerard is super versatile - can play in midfield, on the left, on the right and as a support striker.

Lamps can only play on the left side of midfield and in a 4-3-3. Mono dimensional. . . (one of the massive problems of Chelsea) World class mid-fielders - just name it will all play in any given position in midfield. Gerard will play in a 4-3-3, 4-4-2, 4-5-1, diamond . . . just name it. because it takes skill to do that. Drop Lamps in anything apart from a 4-3-3 and everything grinds to a halt.

And you are telling me that Frank is this Frank is that. . . Abeg enough of the zobo. I am a massive massive Chelsea but I can't accept from anyone what Frankie is not. Frankie better than Stevie?. . . You are really having a laugh.

This is just pages and pages of bullsh+it and numbers. . You are not telling me anything except number. You are not telling me anything I don't already know about Lamps.

He scores goals and makes many passes. Why don't you fetch out out the number of appearances to pass ratio. That will probably do justice. Lamps will naturally have a greater number of passes because he hardly misses games.

That said, you have not told me anything we all don't know about Lamps. Lamps is more prominent than Steve only because Chelsea in recent years has been more glamorous than Liverpool. . nothing more. . AND BECOS HE PLAYS IN EVERY GAME.

"He does difficult things but he makes them look simple and that is why some people think he is less spectacular.

Sometimes it is obvious, sometimes it is less obvious. But he is so often the key to a victory.

This is the hallmark of your pages of points? This is at best empty. Why don't you do us a favour by telling us what exactly it is he does. Please say it. I have given you highlights of what Steve is and what Frank is not and I am going to repost my points just so you can see. My points make more sense than your littany of bullsh.it. It's empty.

Ibime:
And you've always yarned nonsense. . . . . ALWAYS.

The only thing Gerrard has over Lampard is a burst of pace.

Is Gerrard even a midfielder?

No Xabi Alonso, no Liverpool. Gerrard cant even control his midfield. Eeediot!!!

When it comes to passing, assisting, scoring, ground covered, tackling, dictating the midfield etc. . . . Lampard >>>>>> Gerrard

Bros I am a Chelsea fan. . You cannot tell me what Lampard is not.
Dictating the midfield? Frankie? . . You have to be bleeding kidding me.

Frankie will cross the ball from a corner kick to the hands of the goalie . . time after after. Gerard understands how to curl a ball. Steve knows just how to swing the ball in or out from a corner.

Steve will skip past players . . one, two in a flash and Frank will only dream of that.

Frankie cannot head a freaking ball even if his life depended on it. . Stevie G is a perfect header of the ball from both sides.

Stevie's technique poo on frank any day. First time ball control makes Frank look like a cheap baller.

Steve's shot from range WITH BOTH FEET and perfectly most times is worthy of emulation for any young and upcoming footballer.  When Steve takes a half-volley from range, 90% of the time, he hits the target. Lamps hits the ball and 30% of the time, it's off target, 30% hits an opposing player, 30% deflects and the a tiny % scores. . . AND HE CAN ONLY DO THAT WITH HIS RIGHT FOOT.. . . Stevie takes shot with both feet . . ALWAYS!

Steve understands how to lift a team. Lamps can lift a team.

Steve's a massive free-kick taker. .Time after time he scores a free kick. and a mile off when it comes to set-piece taking. He understands just how to curl the ball. Lamps can only rely on a straight shot hoping for a deflection off the wall. . Lamps can never understand what it means to curl the ball over a wall.

Steve's understands how to play with space. His passing from range is second to none.

Gerard is super versatile - can play in midfield, on the left, on the right and as a support striker.

Lamps can only play on the left side of midfield and in a 4-3-3. Mono dimensional. . . (one of the massive problems of Chelsea) World class mid-fielders - just name it will all play in any given position in midfield. Gerard will play in a 4-3-3, 4-4-2, 4-5-1, diamond . . . just name it. because it takes skill to do that. Drop Lamps in anything apart from a 4-3-3 and everything grinds to a halt.

And you are telling me that Frank is this Frank is that. . . Abeg enough of the zobo. I am a massive massive Chelsea but I can't accept from anyone what Frankie is not. Frankie better than Stevie?. . . Bros stop smoking Moi-moi leaves. 

rasputinn:
Arsenal and Man U drew,Chelsea will fare worse in their next game,they'll lose against Sunderland,I'm confident of that

What are you confident about? Absolute rubbish.
Even if Man and Chelsea draw all their games till the end of the season you still won't win the league.


Chelsea dropped too many points in a short period after a period of good games.
Y'all should be leading the table by now.
If Chelsea win all their games during the ACN, it's goodbye to all of you.

With all this rubbish y'all are playing, we will beat you home and away.

Get out of here. . . . . .

It's an implosion.
I can remember clearly you telling me Utd has the best squad.
Now all of them are useless are you are all having arguments and counter-arguments.

He was with us last season and he scored a disappointing 5 goals in 29 league appearances.

I don't care about last season. The operative word is NOW. Dude has scored 9 league goals already and Owen can barely get a league start only if Rooney, Berbatov and Wellbeck are injured.
Are you really telling me that if Tevez was in the Utd team now Owen will get ahead of him? you must be smoking some cheap cigarettes.

Of course, when Ronaldo and Tevez were Man Utd players. . . .United won every game by at least 3-0.
Even when teams in good form fought like British bulldogs we would always just swat them aside like flies.
In the last season Ronaldo/Tevez were at OT, we had a record of 38 league wins + 0 Draw + 0 Loss. It was great.

Your attempt at sarcasm is awful . . not even when you talking bollocks.
No one is saying you have to win every game with them two around. . but you finished off matches better last season.


Were you having these arguments last season ?

Implosion. .
You won't believe the gist going on in here. . .

We are made to believe Utd can't be much different without Ronnie and Tevez.
Having Tevez in the Utd team now would be like having a new £30m signing.

Chac was telling me last season how he's scored only a handful of goals for Utd. . What's your verdict now. ?
Tevez is a better striker to have than Owen and that's a no brainer.


Utd ain't sh.it without Ronnie and Tvez.

What a weekend. .
Utd and Arsenal drop 2 pts . . and Chelsea haven't even kicked a ball.
Time to go 4 pts ahead. .

So much for all the actors preaching doom for Chelsea during the ACN

he he he h e

6mins of extra time . . . Haba!

HNIC:
the b a l l s

I was beginning to wonder what exactly you were trying to say. .

Red card. .

How did he not score that?

These guys should not let ManU win ooo

1-1

Utd defence all over the place. . .

Goaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllll

Come on Birmingham. . . Show these actors who the form team is.

Always preferred Stevie. . . Always.

davidylan:
Its not consolation, considering the conditions i'd be happy with a point. Chelsea and Man U will drop points later. I'm more worried about Denilson.

Arsenal will always drop more points than Chelsea.

Everton dropped 2 points. . Arsenal gained a point. . .

Haba! How many minutes?

Idiots can't hold on for their lives. . .

What was that between Traore and a another fella out of camera?

Exactly what I said. . . I won't want my team playing in such conditions as well.
Atrocious or not.

A player slips and he could be out for months.