₦airaland Forum

OluwaLina1:
Thank God my lay lay of laycon no misbehave

na to knock u frying pan dey hungry me

eh, come and update us on the plan u who....for future cases

us way never experience am make we pack the observe sha

yuncka:
Wow! She's a learner na. D rate of moral decadence is more alarming over here in the U.S. Dats why U see some ladies proudly saying they have slept with more than 200men.

truly life no balance again.....gosh

here we go again......someone should find that bro with the anthem "women are useless"...lols

ntin I no go see for nairaland sha.....what are we to call this now eh

when u see this kukuma quote me...lina

everywhere done full...next batch

honestly, all these events feel like the slow and steady gathering of devastating storm coming...maybe is just my imagination

Dubetex96:
please my DOD in waec is 1998 but the one in jamb, and school is 1996 . which one should i go for considering that this was a mistake from waec. urgent response because I'm about to register

why u no rectify am since.....u too like whahala

LexPrescott:
How do I fix this issue, pls? When I check my name on the senate list, it's there but I was told I can't register because "You have not been matriculated, you cannot register..." I'm sure it's fixable, but would it be possible to rectify it before this registration is over? How do I even start?

have u done ur jamb regularization... if yes, have u submitted it to ur school?

kindly add me 08164293971 please any futoite, quote me...tnx

MejiLoyon:
Lady already dead, man foaming in the mouth,knife and sniper....let's use our nairaland telescope to describe the scene. They had an argument,man stabs woman. Knowing he will die at last he took sniper. Care closed. This is just one of the possible scenarios.

The bottomline is there must be an argument. And someone got very angry.My people, dialogue solves so many things. No matter Wetin happen make una talk am out. Learn to read your partner. Apologise when necessary. To avoid stories. Na this same forum we read say one woman kill her husband after them just Nakamura. Be wise.

Or just use Mejiloyon's method. If you know say you don shit for church.....Japa!!!!! Never sleep in the same room oooo. Omo you fit go wake up for heaven.

u fit go wake up for heaven really got me lols

God knows that since this there feeding started....I've only seen it on TV and pics, and yet huge money is expended on it....gosh!!!

favor914:
We agree, but why are these so called bandits ESN adding petrol to fire, they don’t agree with the state Government, they don’t agree with The Federal Government, they want to be a law on to themselves? Isn’t that insanity? What kind of upbringing do those crimsoned mindset mumus have?

is it not baffling if the can be focused to dislodge ESN here but can't do so to bandits in the north....maybe u are forgetting Nigeria is multi tribes and u say petrol to the fire...when u left the issue that started the fire...Fulani herdsmen...

firstratedcitiz:
“The Abba Kyari team exhausted their strength and asked for help from the military."

Did you notice something from the statement above? I am not holding brief for the IPOB nor for the Nigerian security forces, but one can sense from this statement an increasing incapacity of our security agencies, particularly the police, to tackle prevailing security crisis. We saw that already with how the Nigerian military had tried, but failed, to defeat the Boko Haram; and in how both the police and the DSS have failed to locate and flush out bandits currently terrorizing parts of Northern Nigeria. The ESN, in their present form, are just a vigilante force but yet proving difficult for police to handle. The guys had not received the kind of training enough to be considered a paramilitary force, but already they have demonstrated monumental strength. With proper training and adequate armament the ESN could drain the military out in a protracted warfare.

my brother in as much as I don't totally support ESN but mehn Nigeria has failed us, one Nigeria is a scam.....than when u add in the injustice everywhere....u see we are a time bomb

thebosstrevor1:
Reno always speak with 2 side of his mouth, didn't he support the amnesty given to Niger deltan terrorists even after the bomb blast in abuja and the bombing of government installations in Niger delta. He didnt remember sentimentalism during that period even though majority of the people were against the amnesty program.

Is Reno, the PDP supporter trying to say that ESN isnt a terrorists group? How can a fugitive create an illegal group in Nigeria? In the United states that reno lives does he think ESN and Nnmadi Kanu would have lasted a single day.

The hypocrisy of Mr reno is alarming.

Anyway,The amnesty was a scam set up to trick Niger deltans

Everybody is asking for amnesty and they are given.

if you give amnesty to only a tribe in a multi ethnic society like ours, other tribe will feel discriminated.

u will just take and talk, for starters if this was USA we would even be talking about amnesty.. because the Niger delta would have been developed and we would not have ESN because marauding of cows on people's property will not be allowed....

sabi if the kill these one's now.....govt will start shouting terrorist while bandits are flexing, but wait no vest, helmet and there carrying just two rounds....lols nawa oh

where my problem lies is where the said people were throwing them stones...like wtf mehn, which kind lie be this.....who throws a criminal with AK stone, this people really take us as dumb sha

heendrix:
Do you even have an Idea how an RPG works?? I can imagine that alone has brought fear to you meanwhile there's no way he'll shoot an RPG so close without himself dying from the blast

the high time you rescue urself from the enclave of fear the better for you. I'm very sure if someone show u a gun stalked in his trouser you'll surrender all ur properties

wait oh....so u want to engage them in close quarters combat abi.....has an An been fired as u b4 or have u had an MG aimed at u and fired....if no then stop talking, and u not even imagined what will happen ifvu resist them the first time and the come back with greater force....can u stand it

lmao.....if police and army can't stand and fight na me go come dey abi.....the audacity of the minister to display his incompetency is glaring and irritating, gosh!!!

SilverNorGold:
Good ... President Muhammadu Buhari is on top of the situation... Expect their speedy release any moment from now... Once Baba is involved, consider it solved!

As for those bloody criminals, they're already DOOMED! They'll not get a DIME! Instead, they'll do time for their crime!

God is in control.
Nigeria is blessed..

the weed u dey take eh.....its potency is wow

rabies is not fatal unless the clinical symptoms appear and it has incubation period of up to 30-50 days...which by then u are a dead man walking...also there are rabies vaccines, it is considered 99.9% fatal, when it has severely damaged the nervous system and finally the brain.. the trick is once u get bitten/scratched/touched by a suspected rabies animal... clean the wound and seek medical attention, ur chances of survival decreases with each passing day.

imagine the audacity......those I pity are our brothers and sisters in the military the will to there graves...gosh

KessJr:
Too much of Hollywood. yen yen yen mtchewwww

leave that guy....he thinks life get duplicate or does things are toy guns

been honest here, everyone should secure themselves... the police and military are stretched,tired,exhausted and demoralized... them get loved one's too sha, and I don't know but Nigeria feels like the Titanic as it headed towards the iceberg...

fake news...this bloggers will just be recycling old news with new headlines....subscribe kee u there

SUPERPACK:
1 full pot of 404 buried just like that. Eww. All of them there should channel that energy and time to humans that need their help instead.

bro humans who need help are endless, allow him to treat his dog right...

lols....I just see my guy name there..

I'll be blunt, I think u know the answer to ur question, u might be able to work there...this is Nigeria but retaining u is more tricky, unless u be working as an admin staff...which honestly is a tricky something

Kennyswag:
How come this herdsmen issue is only rampant here on nairaland? I hardly see it on other sites

which other site do u visit...