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3rdlegxxx:
32 white horses on a red hill. When you talk, they move. When you're silent, they stand still. They can be lost, but replaced only once; what are they?

3rdlegxxx:
alright bro..

An archaeologist digs up two bodies. He immediately says that they are Adam and Eve. How can he tell that they are Adam and Eve?

32 white horses on a red hill. When you talk, they move. When you're silent, they stand still. They can be lost, but replaced only once; what are they?

I am always in front of you but never here, what am I?

cc; annnikky, naturalwaves, amicable24

Once a zulu met a zulu in the zulu land. Said the zulu to the zulu how many z's in that?

3rdlegxxx:
yes i have, i know them well but i kind of know them more cos i know the type of things love apart from the 3rdleg of cos ..

3rdlegxxx:
Ok... so..

What has roots that nobody sees, are taller than trees. Up, up, up they go and yet never grow?

cc; annnikky, naturalwaves, amicable24

3rdlegxxx:
lol. dude like seriously it says it needs licking, u mean u lick syringes or have seen nurses lick syringes before using, funny answer

3rdlegxxx:
bro don't go there, leave this one to the ladies, this is more of their thing, they would know trust me ...

annnikky:
Almond joy candy bar

3rdlegxxx:
Nicely done, you win again..

alright the.. in the absence of the OP... i add

What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?

annnikky:
What has everything inside it? Everything you can
imagine…even God, the wind, the world, the sky,
heaven, earth and everything that comes to your mind?
What could that be?

Cc: Naturalwaves, 3rdlegxxx

3rdlegxxx:
And the winner of the riddle is naturalwaves...... .

nice one bro

3rdlegxxx:
yes i know, u said limbs, she said legs, she got it word for word.

3rdlegxxx:
Correct, Amicable get's it right, word for word.

hmm let me throw one more in...

Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman?

Amicable24:
Here's mine...
[size=18pt]What's that word that begins with f and ends with u-c-k?[/size]
Cc: 3rdlegxxx, annnikky, natural waves etal

3rdlegxxx:
nah bro, you are late but wrong

annnikky:
What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than the others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it his wife after they're married!

What am I?

Cc: naturalwaves, 3rdlegxxx

3rdlegxxx:
This one is super easy na..

Last Name

Ok, i have one for you...

What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

3rdlegxxx:
well, don't know how naturalwav.. got all three correct, babe u sure u didn't give him expo coudn't have gotten the last one, i got this thing for riddles and puzzles, hope u have got more of them stored up in u somewhere, cos i wanna read and hear more

annnikky:

annnikky:
Hmmmmmmm........yeah u got it

annnikky:
Nope!

annnikky:
Guys pls help me n solve this riddle

I can slip out at the wrong moment I need licking before the pricking my end can slide into very small holes.....

What am i?




Cc:naturalwaves

annnikky:
Hahahah....OK take it !..................


Muah

annnikky:
Yeah

annnikky:
I am an alarming Discharge I'm a premature evacuation some men wear rubbers during one............

What am I?









Cc: naturalwaves, greatness22, firstking07

annnikky:
Tnx naturalwaves!

annnikky:
Hi guyz... Am new here

COMPAQ:
Most of them on badoo are guys mind you! They are posing as girls an
d trying to extort money for "transport"

PaulkillermanAg:
Yes and this is Paul killerman, attending to every needs and always reaching out to lost brothers (lover boys) and deceived ones, I'm here again , as always telling you all what's on ground.... so I have a little story to tell, also help me answer the question ill post.


So I happen to have a stripper, around the area I reside, she happened to be my very spec (fair, sweet skin, tall, slender) , so I had to make her my personal LovePeddler, as she was the only one may spec around there.... so anytime I go to my joint to hang out , I always call her to sit out with me, and buy her drinks, weed, and "crack" , she usually gist me too, so anytime I wanna fork her, I usually pay for lodging at the hotel and fork her all night...
Later I started bringing her to my house for all nights, when I need sex, I call her , she comes and fork me well, enters my kitchen, prepares food she wants to eat, also helps me arrange my house the following morning , and afterwards I pay her, for the night, when I also go out to my joint, she also comes to hang out with me.... she still run her shows sometimes (short time and daybreak, when she needs cash) ...
Succinctly put, the chick, gives me sex when I need it , for money in return... I pay her for it, and we have a kind of friendship


So now my question to the lover boys and Girls; please what is the difference between me having this girl as my sex machine, and you having a girlfriend , who doesn't add anything to your life, expects you to buy everything for her, and cash rewards and in exchange only offers you sex (seeing it as a huge favour she does for you) , and herself also having other sex partners , she hides from you that pays her more.. so please what is the difference ?

I can even say I'm at advantage :
1) it is more economical for me, I spend less (as she doesn't ask me to buy her rubbish things)
2) I'm fully aware of what she does, she isn't hypocritical ..
3) we are aware of ourselves and get involved in protected sex (while you lover boiz, keep on having unprotected sex, covert prostitute) exposing yourself to diseases more....
So what advantage do you Lover boiz Have?

Answers please ,...

Women are just tools for sex , nothing more, just fork them till you tired and you trash them, shift to the next... They are not worth it...