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RomanceRe: She Is My Guy's Gal Bt She Is In Luv Wit Me by Nautillus(m): 12:31pm On Nov 25, 2008
Now . . .how did this happen?

You had Bera tell the dude fast before it gets out of handthats if you are sure its true oh
PhonesSonyericsson XPERIA X1 by Nautillus(op): 10:40am On Nov 25, 2008
guys! ! !

I need help . . .Can anyone help me with a dealer/elec. store that has the X1 in stock?? PLEASE

I really want this phone . . .I have been seaching for weeks now without much luck.

P.S. A phone number/ Office-address would go a long way.

Jokes EtcRe: Scrabble Words. by Nautillus(m): 6:47pm On Nov 24, 2008
smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley
Jokes EtcRe: Cross Examination On The Witness Stand. . . by Nautillus(m): 5:55pm On Nov 24, 2008
lol . .For real . ? ? ? are lawyers this dumb ? ? ? cheesy cheesy cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Male Wisdom by Nautillus(m): 5:34pm On Nov 24, 2008
Nor bad , , ,not bad at all . . smiley
RomanceRe: Should A Girl Make The First Move by Nautillus(m): 4:53pm On Nov 24, 2008
Ain;t nothing wrong with it. . . You like him . . .you tell him
RomanceRe: HELP !!!! PLSSSS GIVE ME ADVICE , I NEED IT by Nautillus(m): 4:42pm On Nov 24, 2008
If you don't see your future with him . . .or you aren't willing to sacrifice that much( as in . . .living your whole life behind)
then its best you leave him be NOW!!
he will bleed BUT he will heal

** .but mind you, DO NOT pass up a chance for true love . . .You know what they say . . .once you go black . . .& even better, Once you go Nigerian black . . .you go back at your own peril
RomanceRe: What Happens Next When You Find Out Your Partner Is Hiv Positive? by Nautillus(m): 3:54pm On Nov 24, 2008
Kini big deal . . . undecided

HIV ain't the end of the world . . .we would go register her with the General Hospital where she can begin her ARV treatment.

Life will go on quietly and its gonna be our little secret. . . .gbam
RomanceRe: I Was Caught Making Love To Her In My Car by Nautillus(m): 2:33pm On Nov 24, 2008
MrCrackles:
POSTER
Fucking Nollywood!
U wish, u obsolete muppet!!
Bloody liar
Thank you . . .thought i was the only one that saw thru the smoke
RomanceRe: Relationships by Nautillus(m): 1:50pm On Nov 24, 2008
And who told you that guys can't go steady in a relationship without sex? ? ?

Haba what do you guyz call us sef??
RomanceRe: I Was Caught Making Love To Her In My Car by Nautillus(m): 1:19pm On Nov 24, 2008
See big fool . . .you think we do not have anything better to do here than to attend to your made up stories?
RomanceRe: I Hate My Boyfriend by Nautillus(m): 1:08pm On Nov 24, 2008
Jeez! ! ! . . .yadayadayadayada . . .on and on and on . . . .i'm sure you must have driven the dude nuts
Jokes EtcRe: A Conversation Before Marriage: by Nautillus(m): 11:10am On Nov 24, 2008
*** wont be too surprised if i fall asleep here soon lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Jokes EtcRe: A Glass Of Milk by Nautillus(m): 10:58am On Nov 24, 2008
Sarry . . . .thought this was the Joke section?? ? ? undecided undecided
Nairaland GeneralRe: I've Been Bereaved:( by Nautillus(m): 4:19pm On Nov 21, 2008
Sorry brov . . .may the souls of your dearly departed rest on peace.
Jokes EtcRe: Modern Medicines: by Nautillus(m): 4:14pm On Nov 21, 2008
tytylayor:
sry nautillus, u berrrra get moved, because u need all this 2 get that chic u told me bout wink
whats chic . . . grin grin grin . . .gal . . i've got super moves like travolta in Saturdsy night fever . . grin
Jokes EtcRe: World Record Fail by Nautillus(m): 3:55pm On Nov 21, 2008
Oga, which on be your own with link sef eh ? ? ? abi them 4get to cut the umbilical link btw u & your mama ? ? huh huh huh
Jokes EtcRe: If U.s.a. Was To Be Nigeria: Newspapeper Headlines Will Be: by Nautillus(m): 3:47pm On Nov 21, 2008
smiley smiley smiley smiley
Jokes EtcRe: The Pastor's Ass . by Nautillus(m): 2:55pm On Nov 21, 2008
grin grin grin . . .lol . . , now this is what i have been looking for all day . . . . . grin grin grin . . .Nice on biggie
Jokes EtcRe: Stupid Questions/answers by Nautillus(m): 2:39pm On Nov 21, 2008
ehh. .  . , Gabb . . .u knw . . . .its getting quite a bit unnerving that you are interested in my humormeter guage levels . . . undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided . . .may i ask why please . . .??
Jokes EtcRe: Stupid Questions/answers by Nautillus(m): 2:38pm On Nov 21, 2008
ehh. . .gabb . . .u knw . . . .its getting quite a bit unnerving that you are interested in my humormeter guage levels . . . undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided . . .may i ask why please . . .??
Jokes EtcRe: Men Never Listen by Nautillus(m): 2:33pm On Nov 21, 2008
old skool joke . . .stop re-cycling
Jokes EtcRe: Modern Medicines: by Nautillus(m): 2:32pm On Nov 21, 2008
lets say . . . .i'm not so . . . .moved?
Jokes EtcRe: Modern Medicines: by Nautillus(m): 1:51pm On Nov 21, 2008
gabrywyl:
See wht I mean huh
gad . . .how i for do ? ? ? i was only being true . . .ok . . .i really didn't know what to do with tyty's joke
Jokes EtcRe: Stupid Questions/answers by Nautillus(m): 1:47pm On Nov 21, 2008
smiley smiley smiley . . .no a bad attempt . . .i liked the "midnight call one best"
Jokes EtcRe: Modern Medicines: by Nautillus(m): 1:44pm On Nov 21, 2008
undecided undecided
Jokes EtcRe: Four Thoughts By Men by Nautillus(m): 1:42pm On Nov 21, 2008
hmmmmmmmmm
Jokes EtcRe: Up Weeeeeeee by Nautillus(m): 1:13pm On Nov 21, 2008
tytylayor:
What's the closest thing to a woman's period?
Your salary.
It comes once a month,
lasts About 3 or 4 days
and if it doesn't come, everything's everyone'sbleeped
wink
smiley smiley smiley smiley . . .definitely my favorite.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Thinks I Am Cheating! by Nautillus(m): 4:41pm On Nov 20, 2008
Your gal's crazy / paranoid and a hyper skitzophrenic bordering on being demential . . .simple

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