Nautillus's Posts

Nairaland Forum › Nautillus's Profile › Nautillus's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 (of 67 pages)

Jokes Etc › Re: Hotel Stay by Nautillus(m): 11:34am On Nov 19, 2008

hmmmmmmmmm

Jokes Etc › Re: Best JOKES by dani1luv by Nautillus(m): 11:29am On Nov 19, 2008

some . . .i have seen before ,but overall . . .very nice grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Am I Truly Pretty?: Beauty Queen Contestant. by Nautillus(m): 11:06am On Nov 19, 2008

Awww . . .i have actually seen worse . . .not too bad is you focus on the picture for a while . . . .i think . . .i can get with this . . . . grin

Romance › Re: How Cruel by Nautillus(m): 4:43pm On Nov 18, 2008

MrCrackles:
And to the muppet that keeps attaching his fugly and stomach churning picture, get a freaking life ok!

I was gonna ask . . .but i didn't wanna bell the cat . . .

why would anyone keep putting up their picture like that ? ? ?and for what reason??

Jokes Etc › Re: Blonde Logic by Nautillus(m): 1:14pm On Nov 18, 2008

[quote author=Ray-sima link=topic=197040.msg3101342#msg3101342 date=1226969534]@second joke. .
"Your finger is broken." . . . i don't get it undecided

what does being blonde have to do with broken finger undecided

[/quote]

. . .seriously . . .??

Jokes Etc › Re: The Bitch In The Kichen by Nautillus(m): 12:31pm On Nov 18, 2008

hmmmmmmm

Jokes Etc › Re: Chinese Switchboard. by Nautillus(m): 10:40am On Nov 18, 2008

ahhh . . .ok . . .it made me smile sha

Romance › Re: Is Dere A Pzrticular Kissing Style by Nautillus(m): 3:41pm On Nov 17, 2008

lol . . .dude . .soory men, cld help but laugh dawgg . .

Romance › Re: What Is Important To A Girl U Love Most? by Nautillus(m): 3:19pm On Nov 17, 2008

_{You are one of the reasons why poly students are maginalised . .}

& again . . .where you really trying to pass "Aldo" as "although" ? ? ?

darn . . .I pity the f**l that hooks up with . . . .

_{shakes head and leave thread}

Romance › Re: Name One Reason To Cheat by Nautillus(m): 3:05pm On Nov 17, 2008

spikedcylinder:
Since yesterday o. The volume of the drink would amaze you. . . . just ask

lol . . .did you guyz like had a bloc party or sumthin? , , ,please . . .whats the approx. volume consumed??

Romance › Re: Ladies, Does This Hots? by Nautillus(m): 2:30pm On Nov 17, 2008

Keep playing her . . ok, when she's up to her ears with it . . .then, she'd be gone . . .imagine your stupid escuse . . .'cos she played hard to get ehh . . . .dumb ass

Romance › Re: He Wants TO Break Up With His Student Union Celebrity Girlfriend by Nautillus(m): 1:42pm On Nov 17, 2008

kaysy:
@Ujujoan
baby, Ujunwa plz its kaysy
just wana be ur frnd ok?

_{* * * . .Every now and then, some Loser makes us read his/her stupid confession of undieing love to a "NLD profile" I.D . . .Haba, una no go ever get sense? ?}

Romance › Re: Name One Reason To Cheat by Nautillus(m): 1:33pm On Nov 17, 2008

spikedcylinder:
Something about soups tasting the same. And pots. And flavour.
Can't remember, I think I'm drunk.

lol . . .at what time of the day ?

Romance › Re: Shy Guy by Nautillus(m): 1:15pm On Nov 17, 2008

lol . . .Oga . .na plenty hunger go nearly kill you 4 here oh . . .wait see if anybody go answer you

Romance › Re: I Have Fallen In Love With A 28 Years Old Lady. by Nautillus(m): 12:59pm On Nov 17, 2008

izeek:
telling these days is old fashioned,
just grab what u want simple.

[quote author=sista-jay link=topic=195833.msg3087541#msg3087541 date=1226671726]C'mon, tell her what you really, really want![/quote]roflmao . . .my fovorite replies thus far on this subject . . . .you guyz slay me

Nairaland General › Re: Why Do Most Nairalanders Fake There Locations by Nautillus(m): 12:54pm On Nov 17, 2008

Location can be anywhere . . .really don't make no difference . . ._{i'm more interested in what you spitting on threads as an individual}

Romance › Re: Are You More Faithful Than A Monkey? by Nautillus(m): 12:50pm On Nov 17, 2008

You know . . . .the thoery might just "hold some water" . . .its quite possible that there's is some thruth in all this somewhere. . . grin

_{So . . .in summary . . .The bigger your ball . . .the more likely that you'd most probably be "sleep around alot" kind a dude}

dudeeeeee . . . . grin

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is A Lesbian by Nautillus(m): 12:39pm On Nov 17, 2008

She's Bi sexual and not a core Lesbian . . .Huge difference . . .trust me.

So . . .Your gal has a galfriend . . . .Nice . . .what would i do ? ?

lol . . . grin

. .been there done dat . . .ain't gonna kiss and tell dude.

Romance › Re: Who Do I Pick? by Nautillus(m): 12:33pm On Nov 17, 2008

lol . . .You are one very greedy dawg dude

Romance › Re: 9ja Babes And Romantic Guys by Nautillus(m): 12:29pm On Nov 17, 2008

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Romantic and desperation are two different things
Sweet and sly are two different things
one can be sweet and not be doormat.
Being a pushover is not attractive. [/color]

The Analysist has spoken . . . .Gbam grin

Romance › Re: Mixed Messages, Should I Hold On Or Let Go. by Nautillus(m): 12:21pm On Nov 17, 2008

You know . . .I think you should . . .walk away from your relationship for a while . . .He(your bloc) is obviously not "there" yet . . .but there's nothing that a lil absense can't cure . . .

Look at it this way . . .You keep the NOW silent state for a while . .

He returns . . Then its your decision to take him back or not . .

After 4 weeks, he still does not return to plea his way back . . .Then you begin the healing process . . .as you "painfully" walk away and begin the healing process . ._{Thank goodness you have a job, sink 70% of yourself in it and give the other 30 to Family & friends . . .Hope you have friends 'cos you'd need them now more than ever}

cheers

1 Like

Romance › Re: Past Secrets by Nautillus(m): 12:06pm On Nov 17, 2008

Whats gone . . .is gone by . . .dead & long 4gotten . . . .why re awake it ? ?

sillyboy:
The school was a boarding house school in Ogun State, . . . and I was in JSS 3 then

Romance › Re: Is This "love" by Nautillus(m): 12:00pm On Nov 17, 2008

meexteriox:
@poster
I don't really get the detail of your story.

Exactly . . .No one here was with you when you were with her and your narrative lacks dept to allow me make a judgement call on your case.

sorry dude.

Romance › Re: He Wants TO Break Up With His Student Union Celebrity Girlfriend by Nautillus(m): 11:37am On Nov 17, 2008

SUG VP will only hold sway until she GRADUATEs . . .for how long more can that be ? ? ?

Take a chill pill dude, and don't go throwing the best thing that can ever happen to you 'cos you are fastfawarding to an un real future

Or did she ever tell you that she doesn't have plans to leave school ever ? ? ?

Jokes Etc › Re: Unban Scopium Or Else: by Nautillus(m): 10:34am On Nov 17, 2008

_{. . .here we go again . . .anoda nut case on the loose . . .Gawd}

Nairaland General › Re: Mukina- Na Wah 4 U Oh Why Lock Sistawoman's Thread? by Nautillus(m): 6:21pm On Nov 14, 2008

_{What thread are all yall all about please ? ? . .whats the title ? ? ?}

Romance › Re: What Should I Do Nairalander's by Nautillus(m): 6:17pm On Nov 14, 2008

Heartbreak sucks . . .the sky is blue . . , its painful yeah . . .but . . .u will have to eventuall move on men . .ok . , MAN UP. . .Ten hutt . .

Romance › Re: Man, 48 To Marry Girl Of 25 - Any Problem With This Arrangement? by Nautillus(m): 6:10pm On Nov 14, 2008

[quote author=sista-jay link=topic=195943.msg3088354#msg3088354 date=1226681572]Aint nothin wrong, she's old enough to be married![/quote]Exactly

Romance › Re: Ladies - For Better For Worse ? by Nautillus(m): 5:54pm On Nov 14, 2008

You know . . .I have never had an incident like that before . . .as faulty vehicle . . .chic helping out . . , _{Although there had been two near disaster roberry incidents that had the females reacting crazy} grin

Romance › Re: Badboys playing with girls minds by Nautillus(m): 5:40pm On Nov 14, 2008

mimi4eva:
@ sauron,
what if i have grey hairs by then?

LOL . . .don't worry. . .it never that long . . .Just make your peace with it and love your man . . .as long as he doesn't bring any of that business close to you . . cheesy

Romance › Re: ! by Nautillus(m): 12:51pm On Nov 14, 2008

Dude , have you ever considered that you might just be driving her nuts with all the "excess love" you are choking her with? ?

Romance › Re: A by Nautillus(m): 12:45pm On Nov 14, 2008

Is he the one you planned to say "i love you" to in Edo language? ?

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 (of 67 pages)