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Hallelujah good news coming from Kenya

Kwoi is located in the southern part of Kaduna region of the state.


A report says Kwoi, the headquarters of Jaba local government area of Kaduna state, was Sunday, September 11, 2016, hit by a series of earth tremor which caused panic and confusion.

Confirming the incident in a statement signed by Samuel Aruwan, the spokesperson to Governor Nasir el-Rufai, and obtained by NAIJ.com, the state government appealed for calm.

The government said it has made a formal report to the appropriate authorities to investigate the development, report precisely on the event and issue appropriate guidance.

The statement said that the governor, Malam Nasir Ahmad El-Rufai, has confirmed that the geological and emergency agencies have been notified.

The statement said: “The governor sympathises with the people in the Kwoi area over the reported earth tremors.

“He has directed the state Emergency Management Agency (SEMA) to mobilise to the area and comfort our citizens.

“The national geological agency has also been notified, and has been invited to investigate the tremors in the Kwoi area and provide appropriate guidance.

“The Kaduna state government is receiving updates from the area. Relevant government agencies have been directed to take steps to comfort the residents of Kwoi area and to assuage their unease as they come to terms with an unusual event.

The Kaduna State Government wishes to appeal for calm, and urges everyone not to spread unverified information, or create panic.”

Source: https://www.naij.com/964462-breaking-panic-confusion-earth-tremour-hits-kaduna.html?source=breaking

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Op I've been using this ish for long nah, its #200 for 1200 not #10.

What's she trynna grab wif her left hand in the first pic . Nice snickers anyway..

F

See what too much watching of nollyweed has caused now

Teensway:
see your life? who put your mouth? tatafo, olofofo, amebo, telephone without wire, ajayi no payment. you think say na emoticons i no know again?

Now give me one reaseon why i should be wasting words with a jobless cyber militant. Nigger bounce..

Teensway:
wat's d meaning of dat?

Meaning wetin this one dey talk sef

Dear Friends,
Finally the long awaited day is here!
I invite you and your family to my wedding that will take place on , the 10th September ,2016 at Hill Valley Hotel.
The big and special day begins at 10 am. Your presence will be our joy and it is highly appreciated. See you there.

Forwarded as received.

I also don't know who sent it to me. Lol!

wigo:
[size=14pt]thank me later [/size]

Precious how far

Bayelsa Government House Accountant’s Home Raided By SARS, Allegations He Absconded With $4.6 Million

Operatives of the Special Anti-Robbery Squad (SARS) in Bayelsa State on Wednesday, raided the private residence of the Bayelsa State Government House Accountant, Richard Etonye in a secret operation that lasted for about two hours.


The house, located along Brass Road was allegedly raided on the orders of Governor Seriake Dickson after Etonye reportedly absconded with his principal's money said to be $4.6m. The money was handed over to the accountant by the governor for safe keep just a few days before the raid on Tuesday.

SaharaReporters contacted a spokesman for Mr. Dickson who said that they were not part of the raid and were not informed as to why SARS raided Mr. Etonye’s home.

The spokesman said that “[Mr. Etonye] absolutely did not take any money from the Governor” and “we were told that the team was sent from the IG [Idris] from Police Force HQ but we don’t know why.”

According to a security source close to Government House, Yenagoa, Governor Dickson had handed over the sum to his accountant cousin shortly before departing for Akure, the Ondo State capital, to conduct the PDP governorship primary which held on Monday.

''The money was given to him by Oga before we left for Ondo State but by the time we returned, the accountant was no where to be found and his lines switched off,” one source said.

''Even his wife was not at home and after waiting for over twelve hours, the governor ordered that his private residence be searched by the police to see whether or not he kept the money there. Right now, we are looking from him because he has evacuated his family from the official quarters in Government House,'' the source said.

SaharaReporters contacted the Bayelsa State police spokesman who told our correspondent that he was unaware of any operation involving Mr. Etonye.

http://saharareporters.com/2016/08/26/bayelsa-government-house-accountant%E2%80%99s-home-raided-sars-allegations-he-absconded-46

I named my monkey Obasanjo cos baba Iyabo is my role model

Who else was I expecting to see, the flaties as usual

Not disappointed at all

My mb was never a waste

NCAN Ajah zone over

And she's still a Virgin

How much would it cost to change the broken glass of an ipad2

EniHolar:
Early this morning. Waking us up with s3x stories.

I'm not in d mood abeg.

Don't forget to holla when ever u are in the mood.

I don't trust the source of this story. Walk out of thread

NCP:
?@OP, Who be James?

NCAN spotted

Owning the GIONEE M5 PLUS is a privilege
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About three weeks ago, I read about the Gionee M5 Plus phone, and I felt indifferent as I habitually feel concerning all phones.[b][/b]

I refuse to allow myself be cajoled with advertisements that display awesomeness but in reality, were flawed with imperfections. I struggled to believe the claims promised by the phone but bought it anyway, hoping that for once; a phone will meet up to those unbelievable statements. It was going to be an exciting venture especially since I had by a side, a friend James, a die-hard critic of everything, especially phones.

The first thing we discover is that the Gionee M5 Plus has a very powerful battery life. We never understood the 5020 Milli Ampere battery feature until we used the phone for over three days and didn’t remember to charge. All through this period, the phone was heavily in use thanks to James who installed three battery-devouring games; “Darkness Reborn, Dungeon Hunter, And Zombie Catcher.”

Secondly, the memory of the Gionee M5 Plus is one of a kind. I’m not a game freak. James is, but, I couldn’t possibly resist playing a game on the Gionee M5 Plus. Its 3GB RAM, and 64GB internal memory makes gaming seamless and extremely real. I remember having to collect five series of the Game of Thrones movie after I was lashed by my colleagues for not being in tune with trends. Well, my Gionee M5 Plus phone didn’t even feel it. There is enough space for all my files, songs, videos, apps, games, pictures and even more on the Gionee M5 Plus. This is particularly remarkable because I hate deleting old files to get new ones. Multi-tasking on my phone is now fun compared to my old phone that hangs every now and then.


Thirdly, the security promised by the Gionee M5 Plus is not a joke. All contacts, messages, calls, pictures, and files can be securely kept in a safe box. This is no ordinary safe box for it will require your fingerprint to get access. The phone feels very secure particularly because no one, not even James can access the phone without my consent. The Gionee M5 Plus also provides an easy to use mobile security application against theft.

The Gionee M5 Plus then birthed in me an obsession for pictures and Selfies. In just three weeks, I have taken over 200 pictures; that’s more than my entire life album. Yes, that is how bad I have been with pictures. Now I really love seeing myself through the eyes of my phone camera; I actually look more charming. I wouldn’t blame myself too much because the Gionee M5 Plus has got a 13MP rear camera and a 5MP front camera, why wouldn’t anyone be obsessed with the quality sharp images.

Another thing that caught our attention was the beauty of the phone. It has got a marvelous fully metallic frame and battery cover. It has a symmetrically curved design; you cannot but notice a person holding a Gionee M5 Plus phone. The Gionee M5 Plus has been a very useful conversation starter for me, especially with ladies. I just drop my phone on the table and like a recorded script, they tell me, “awwwwwn, I love your phone, what brand is it? Such beauty, can I see it?

The beautiful slimness of the Gionee M5 Plus holds at 8.4mm, and its weight is just 211.5 grams with a 6.0 High Definition Amoled Display. Finally, the Gionee M5 Plus is a machine. If not for James, I probably wouldn’t know the engine embedded in the Gionee M5 Plus. Its MediaTek 6753 Chipset processor has eight cores with an astonishing speed of 1.3GHZ; this is obviously the secret behind the great gaming and phone quality.

The Gionee M5 Plus has got GSM, WCDMA, Wi-Fi, Bluetooth 4.0, GPS, Android 5.1, Type C USB, G-sensor, Light Sensor and E-compass, DTS and HI-FI technology. The Gionee M5 Plus also charges super fast and comes with an inbuilt power bank ability that can charge four other phones simultaneously. Finally, when you have a phone with incredible features, a powerful 5020 Milli Ampere battery and a sleek exterior, like the Gionee M5 Plus, you are not just lucky, you are honored. Be like James, he’s currently eating popcorn while watching War craft on his new Gionee M5 plus.

Source: https://www.naij.com/930264-owning-gionee-m5-plus-privilege.html

Rossikki:
You deserve two slaps for that question..

Can we make it three or four HOT one

Rest in peace daddy Ameh.

Nom Dow ham . Proudly SKD

Arsenal

Nice one

BTW when did she moved to Arsenal, thought she was with Liverpool.

DaveHert:

Because in comparison to Android phones and IOS the windows phone has way more restrictions and limitations. From your above comment, it would appear you don't do much with your phone, that's the only reason you are OK with your lumia, me for instance (my type in general), I do a lot of programming and designing on my phone, I like tweaking and customising my phone to get the best out of it, I use advance applications and when I want to pay a game, I want a hardcore game that has great graphics. We basically use phones that have freedom to do anything and everything!

But with the lumia I can't brag of being allowed to do those things, from the limitations on tweaking and customization, to the less addictive games & applications that can't be compared to that of Android or IOS, to the lack of devoted developers for its platform and finally its lack of advance functionality and features. Lumia is simply not a phone for advance phone users, it's for the "make calls/text, take pictures/videos, do a little internet surfing/chat and enjoy a long boring battery life" kind of users.
Yeah I would rather use a low tech Android phone than a high tech lumia phone, why? Because a lumia phone has the tech but doesn't utilise it! While an Android phone will utilise every bit of that low tech it has!

You have to be on our side of the fence to understand why we don't do windows phones

This guy bad gahnnn! Look at the way u murdered Lumia. Abeg inbox me your username for GL make we discuss some important issues.

Always at work in time 6:30 but always closing late 19:00

No motivation

Lagos hold-up always a nightmare @ the end of the day

This space is a no go area

Op nice one, Apple are too stingy and not user friendly.

The Reformed Niger Delta Avengers (RNDA) has threatened that should former President Goodluck Jonathan further deny being the Grand Patron of the Niger Delta Avengers (NDA), it will reveal more sordid details of their relationship.

The threat is contained in a statement on Wednesday signed by spokesperson “Cynthia Whyte, in which he said the very name, “Avengers”, was first mouthed by Mr. Jonathan. “Cynthia Whyte” is an alias for the RNDA spokesperson.

Whyte noted that NDA had been formed to counter the Movement for the Emancipation of the Niger Delta (MEND), but failed to achieve that objective, adding that it has not surprised the RNDA that Mr. Jonathan, as NDA Grand Patron, has distanced himself from the violent group.

“Like every sponsor, sympathizer and operative earlier mentioned who has equally denied links with the Avengers, we can understand the wisdom behind their decision; as their participation was always meant to becovert,” the spokesperson said.

Whyte recalled that following a clandestine meeting in Otuoke, Bayelsa State in 2014 between the GrandPatron and several unidentified persons ahead of the Presidential election campaign of 2015, it was agreed that the Okah brothers should be contacted to reach out to MEND to endorse Mr. Jonathan and to work with the group of persons to ensure victory for the PDP and President Jonathan. MEND was the suggested tool at the time, the spokesperson said, because the NDA as a body was not yet formed.

“Mr. Kingsley Kuku and Mr. Gordon Obuah, [Special Adviser] on Niger Delta and Chief Security Officer to President Jonathan, respectively were selected to visit Charles Okah in Kuje prison,” the spokesperson said. “Mr. Daniel Alabrah was given the assignment to draft an endorsement statement for Charles Okah to go through and pass on to MEND.

According to the account, both men reported back that they had visited Okah in Kuje prison at night with the promise of his release along with others should hecooperate to get MEND to endorse Jonathan.

“It therefore came as a shock when MEND did the opposite and endorsed Buhari. Mr. Jonathan was livid with anger and swore that the Okahs would rot in prison.

He said it was also agreed that a show of force be put up in Yenagoa, where ex-militants led by Government Ekpemupolo and Kingsley Kuku would threaten war should the electorate vote in Buhari's favour.

“It was around that period the idea of forming the Niger Delta Avengers was conceived. In fact the name "Avengers" came from the lips of Goodluck Jonathan.

“As election day approached, certain stakeholders were mobilized to form a force to standby and ensure total anarchy in the South-South and South-East within 24 hours if the election results were not favourable to Jonathan. It took everyone by surprise to learn that Mr. Jonathan had conceded defeat even before the final results were released. The standby force who were to attack specific targets were told to stand down. They were all compensated in US dollars cash.”

He further stated that the Niger Delta Avengers was born from the failure at the polls and would now be used as an organ to make the Buhari governmentungovernable, bring economic hardship and cause hatred for the administration towards failure at the 2019 general elections.

“MEND was aware of this plot through a spy that could not be identified, and the group began its campaign to counter every effort of the NDA and the Biafra agitators to this day,” the spokesperson said, adding that MEND has been a thorn in the flesh because its successful propaganda has caused the current split in the ranks of the NDA.

Whyte concluded: “If former President Jonathan provokes us further with denials of this revelation, we will reveal more sordid details. The prison authorities in Kuje who witnessed the closed door meeting from the outside can attest to that night visit of November 2014.”

Source: http://saharareporters.com/2016/08/10/reformed-niger-delta-avengers-discloses-how-nda-was-formed