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Properties › Urgent: I Need A Mini Flat In Maryland,mende,magodo,anthony,agungi,okota. by nawfia(op): 4:33pm On Jun 06, 2011

Please i need a very clean mini-flat in any of these areas, kindly notify me if you have any,
i eagerly await your sincere replies,

Family › Re: Can I Marry and run a family With A Salary Of 120k per month? by nawfia(m): 7:06pm On Jun 02, 2011

luluosas, bro, u dey try, am sooo touched, are u a graduate huh

is ur wife a graduate tooo huh

kindly send ya c/v/phone numbers to glory@gmail.com, we really need to talk, remind me of way back when my dad was just like u, thank God am way way better off now, pls get in touch bro.

Politics › Re: Speaker: We’ll Report Jonathan To Ojukwu–apga by nawfia(m): 7:22pm On May 13, 2011

don't have a problem with d barrage of insults been hurled at d igbo tribe, we deserve what we get from pdp, our leaders minus Ojukwu, have shown high incompetence and irresponsibilty with the way they handle our affairs at the national level, am not suprised one bit, afterall, we brought it upon ourself,
Am just angry at dat bleeding fool called bluetooth, who i know intoto, upto his family, calling an achiever like Ojukwu names, its really annoying cos i know this freaking dude and his family, plus his lousy dull sister aka Dog(nw u knw i knw u, undecided

), get a life dawg, dont know u still exhibit this silly trait of pulling more successful peeps like u down, one more insult hurled at d ikemba by u, n i will spill more beans, bleeping,smelly animal
T9KSY, say things u know man, leave the fact that u r behind a PC, this allegation if false can cost ur life,

Health › Re: Hiv Positive Guy In Dilenma And Needs your Help. by nawfia(m): 7:34am On May 12, 2011

playah P:
My guy, HIV/ AIDS can happen to anybody.

I MEAN LIKE TO ANY bleeping BODY.
JUST DEAL WITH IT AND LIVE A HEALTHY LIVE.

I HAVE HAD A TORN CONDOM ONCE AND I TESTED 2 YEARS LATER TO COME OUT NEGATIVE

I HAVE USED PUBLIC CLIPPER AND HAD MY SKIN CUT.

[b]DURING MY INITIATION, I WAS CUT WITH THE SAME RAZOR BLADE OTHERS WERE CUT WITH.[/b]I HAVE STEPPED ON A NAIL AND IT PENETRATED MY SKIN,

YOU SEE, WE ALL FACE ALL THESE RISKS DAY AFTER DAY.

MY MOM IS A NURSE, SHE TREATS HIV PATIENTS, SHE COMES FACE TO FACE WITH HIV, ITS LIKE NOTHING TO ME, PLEASE.

Na u be badt guy,

Health › Re: Hiv Positive Guy In Dilenma And Needs your Help. by nawfia(m): 6:35pm On May 11, 2011

You f---up big time, with all these adverts and awareness on AIDS, and con-do-ms, u still bleeped **without**. huh

, when the chic is not even tiwa savage or beyonce, e don be 4 u, i will be honest with you, go for another test, and if you are still positive, accept your fate, but, please spare your parents/folks the shame and agony and keep your status to yourself, you brought it upon yourself man, make peace with your God, and prepare for the worst, something will surely kill a man anyways undecided

Jokes Etc › Re: Crazily Funny Toasting Lines {drop Yours} by nawfia(m): 7:05pm On May 10, 2011

please what is the time on your watch cheesy

Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Drops Out Of School by nawfia(m): 6:35pm On Apr 29, 2011

Thanks alot Basildon1 for finally putting that lousy perpetual critic Bluetooth in his/her rightful place, you chased d fool off this thread, grin

, chaii, boyz get baad mouth gan, tongue

Properties › Re: Newly Build 3bedroom Flat For Rent At Chevron Estate Lekki @800k with picture by nawfia(m): 4:35pm On Mar 06, 2011

wots up, i suggest u upload d pics of the flat, am currently in eket now bt will b relocating to lagos by may.i need a 3 bedroom flat(new) and tiled,nice kitchen and ensuite rooms, preferably in a gated estate, along lekki epe express way, i.e, lekki phase 1,2, femi okunu estate,.not more than 2 tenants in a compound, preferably a bungalow.
kindly email me on ebubeidu@yahoo.com, when you find the perfect property, NB, like i said, i would be paying in may.thanx

Romance › Re: What Do I Do, My Best Friend Wants Me To Sleep With Her by nawfia(m): 6:15pm On Feb 12, 2011

personally i don't like virgins, and i don't pray to get married to one, s.ex is a very important part of my life, and i don't need a novice in that area for a wife, @poster, break d dammn thing for her, someday, d future husband will thank you for the favour,

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Celebrities › Re: Who Was The Rudest Celebrity You've Ever Met by nawfia(m): 8:49am On Feb 06, 2011

Was with dimeji bankole on the same train in london, didnt want to say hi cos i thot he will embarass or snub me, was pleasantly surprised when he returned my greetings and asked me if i was african, we gisted for more than 40mins, still have his card, will call him once i enter naija asap, that guy is a good guy, met genny in my friend's dad's hotel room in london, the man was soo proud that he had her company so the chic was feeling special and high, during the introduction,i feigned ignorance, claiming i don't know her, as i don't watch home movies, d chic was weak, was soo happy with myself, asa is a niiiice chic, very humble, but i like her very pretty p.a, tongue

Romance › Re: My Gal Left Me And sleeped with Anoda Guy by nawfia(m): 1:47am On Feb 06, 2011

gosh, @ op, mehn, ur english is WAAAACCCK, no wonder the chic left you asap, u need to work on ur tenses, kinda of disappointed that u are a graduate, what is my beloved nigeria'educational system turning into huh

??, pheew

Romance › Re: You Became Friends Online And Now You Have To Meet Physically by nawfia(m): 1:39am On Dec 17, 2010

mine happened back then in uni, saw this cute chic's pics in her cousin's place, collected her number and spent my weeks allowance calling her, after like 2months of dedicated calls and sending loads of recharge cards, she accepted to come, i was soo happy that i will recoup my investment, but when i saw her alight from the ekene bus that brought her, i weak, not only was she damn ugly, but she has very short legs and a triangular shaped head filled with pimples and blackheads, couldn't take her to my pad cos my guys go laugh me die grin

, took her to a cheap hotel, recouped my investment that same night, lied to her that my dad was in town and bolted away, never bothered about her,

Romance › Re: Guys Only Column . . Please Back Off Ladies! by nawfia(m): 1:02am On Dec 17, 2010

holydante:
Mine was in the 1st semester of my level 1 uni days, I was basically a virgin(tho I had done some second sch necking), she was a pretty damsel from a rich home but wit very low IQ and a truant.
reason why i don't date VERY pretty girls, they r sooooooooo dumb

but I was just staring @ d weapon cache while I was riding, I smiled a lot @ the thot of me a "jew man" thumpn a confra boss' girlie.Twaz a nice exp and it continued. She too got rusticated next year and I moved
that was tooo risky man, what if u were caught

Romance › Re: Guys Only Column . . Please Back Off Ladies! by nawfia(m): 1:39am On Dec 15, 2010

mine happened back then in uni, been toasting this girl for some months but she's bn rebuffing all ma advances, it so happened that i went to her hostel one night, ,we started talking dirty, i playfully challenged her and her roommate that no matter what they do to me, i won't hv an er3ction, like play, the chics took the challenge serious, and started working on me, within seconds, i was as hard as a rock, i changed tactics and told them that they can never see my sp*rm, mehn, the rest is history tongue

, had d time of my life enjoying the sweet pots of two ravishing girls, grin

Romance › Re: What Qualities Makes Ur Girlfriend Outstanding by nawfia(m): 9:27pm On Dec 12, 2010

Her ability to take decisions without consulting me, really drives me crazy cos i know dat in the event that am gone, she will take good care of the family.

Christianity Etc › Re: Assassination Attempt On Tb Joshua: Devil Is A Liar by nawfia(m): 10:56am On Dec 09, 2010

PM Newspapers, Poor Man Newspapers, hahaha, cant stop laughing, lolzzzzzzzzzz grin

Celebrities › Re: Top 5 Most Annoying Naija Celebs by nawfia(m): 12:30am On Aug 24, 2010

KENNY OGUNGBE, u guys need to watch eedris new video ''calabar girl ''to understand wot am talking of, old man that doesn't know dat je's old.
African china, has a dirty complexion
Muma Gee, very empty, n doesn't know her age
Tonto dike, over acts
Mr Ibu,

Christianity Etc › Re: Strange And Funny Names Of Some New Generation Churches. by nawfia(m): 6:49pm On Aug 10, 2010

perfume of God church, saw it in aba, laffed ma head off.

Jokes Etc › Re: Ethnic Joke by nawfia(m): 12:53am On Jul 17, 2010

A preacher was preaching On a bus, inorder to get everybody's attention,he will intermittently say, "SHOUT ALLELUIA"

this angered d hausa guy on the bus and he demanded to know why d preacher is recognising only d Southern part of d country, why not North alleluia,East

alleluia.West Alleluia.

Jokes Etc › Re: Ethnic Joke by nawfia(m): 12:43am On Jul 17, 2010

clemcykul:
lol igbos na wa o

igbos are so dumb all they knoe is money and more money.

they are afraid of political power only containers they care about.

why yorubas are so full of greed and back stabbing plus gossip of course

and the dalyn gentle but killer hausas who knoe how to kill becus of belief at the slightest provocation but can parade themselves as meek people.

what a hypocritic world

u r so dumb, guess d igbos u r referring to excludes Anambra igbos, coswe r d most successful people on planet earth, be it in health,finance,leadership, etc.stupid NLander

Jokes Etc › Re: Messi Vs Kaka by nawfia(m): 12:31am On Jul 17, 2010

, u r sooooooooo funny

Celebrities › Re: What Happened To Dbanj`s Harmonica? by nawfia(m): 12:16am On Jul 17, 2010

, He gave it to genevieve, hahahahahaha

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