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EFULEFU1:
My sister got married last year
Her husband is a handsome rich man
Last week, they visited my parents and my brother in law gifted my parents a number of items including a DOZEN OF PANTIES for my mother .

My father is so angry about this kind gesture of his son in law.

What do you think guys

How old is your mum and how old is this your brother in-law in question?

Grow up...

Disturb:
Pocohantas ,any thread i jam her comment....i just close ...i know say na mostly rubbish

I disagree...Poco is very intelligent and vast in knowledge. I do follow her and read most of her comments, she doesn't talk like most teenagers here do. Once you read her comments you'll know that she's well read.

I still don't understand why most guys here hate her so much tho

ChidimmaOnwuokw:
You think you can pull this off. After having a week-long conversation with yourself, you finally swallowed up your pride and asked him out..

it was going great actually, you were pulling it off until after your sermon, he told you he wasn't interested. chai, sorry dear.

The reason why you were rejected is why I'm here. my name is Chidimma Onwuokwu I am the unofficial assistant to cupid and I've been sent to talk on this issue.


Before you decide to ask a guy out, make sure you've taken time to know at least 50% of his character. that includes his likes and turn offs.

knowing this will give you insight on if you actually have a chance of being with him. Do not rush things. it's your village people egging you on.

Please observe his reactions to those green lights you usually show him. I understand that some guys behave like the true sons of pharaoh but your instincts as a woman is stronger.


Lastly, It's not every guy you must hit on. some guys are just naturally wicked sons of pharaoh.
So please observe him and if you see any warning sign, dust your slippers and run away.

You got any Question, forward them to me at:
chidimmaonwuokwu@gmail.com

Till I come your way again, Please protect your heart


©sage

Many guys are so immature to handle advances from a bold female admirer. They'll just turn you to a sex object with the excuse of after all I was on my own je je and you carry your wahala and said you love me.

I wouldn't advise it. Unless the guy you hope to pour out your heart to is very mature.

[quote author=Ishilove post=96283782][/quote]Your ex was a guy and you're also a guy...hmmmm are you gay?

Chii59:
NL was far better when folks like you weren't there.

So what's your old Nairaland username and when your did you register on Nairaland?

Preciousgirl:
Can u find your sister in-law sexually attractive?
Be honest
Have u done this before?

No and never.. such act would be slap on my wife's face.

ScamAdvise:
Secondary school girls are hot - their school uniforms alone, drive me crazy. Please do not get me wrong when I said secondary school girls are hot. Please do not misunderstand me. I am no paedophile. I don't find junior secondary school girls attractive - I only find senior secondary school girls attractive. Even then, I only go for SS 2 and SS 3 girls. If you think that secondary girls are too small for you, then you are missing out. Some of these secondary girls look big, like 30 to 40 year olds - they are small but mighty. Thank god tomorrow is not saturday. You can drive to any big secondary school near you by 2 p.m - you will not know when you stop one of the students to ask her out. There is this girl I saw last week in a public secondary school - I gave her 3K as transport, then she started calling me "uncle uncle". Forgot to ask her which class she is, so I can come look for her another day. I have not seen the girl since that day. These secondary girls, it's their bags and shoes I use in remembering them. It's possible she has been coming to school but has not worn that bag since that day. She told me her name is (names witheld)

Bro you need help

ZIINI:
Hello everyone how are you all doing ?
I just want to ask few questions to all the old nairalanders when I mean old i mean from 2006 to 2010.if you login anything above 2010 don't bother to comments cause phone is already rampant then.
My questions are as follows ;

1 . which phone do you use to login then ? what's the name and maker?
2 . Who introduced you to the forum then ? And what do you find interesting about it
3 . For those that don't make use of phone then. how do you login ? Or do you go to café ?
4 . if you're an old member on this forum and you're still active. State some of your reasons for still being active.

Lalast.iclala,Seun,justwise,Disguy,Frano,Rocktation
Abeg make una help us push am go FP.

Had an old username but dumped it and started using this one. Although I officially registered in 2013 Sha. Before re-registering a year later (2014)

CrazyMan:
I'm just seeing this topic even though I barely frequent this section...but I just feel like talking/typing today.

When I joined Nairaland I used to access it through cyber cafes. Most phones then weren't internet enabled and the few internet available ones then were so expensive. And as a student what I could afford back then was a torch light Nokia.


No one did actually...I was searching for universities in Nigeria that was during my jamb days and Nairaland popped up. I registered and became and active member.

And back then Nairaland was like a small family everyone knew everyone. Once you're an active member you'll be popular unlike now that the website has grown to an extent that you barely even take note of monkiers you quote.


Cafe...sometimes I go there buy time and spend the whole time on Nairaland...the forum was so lovely back then. No scammers with multiple ids no tribal bigots, no haters... just a small group of people who actually care for one another.


Hmmm...I'm mostly on ghost mode tho...I read news on the front page threads. Nairaland is very updated on that. So even if I'm in the office I'll always have Nairaland on my browser and from time to time I'll refrsh to read what's new on the home page. Also I'll say I'm quite addicted to Nairaland...

Oga you don Tay for here o...2006. na una suppose be elders.

Naviystiles:
Even with criticism and disapproval of the porn industry not with standing. over the years it has become a billionaire company and still growing. research showing most people now watch porn movies

should have a choice to earn cash from this industry will you do it?

can you act porn?

No na...porn isn't lucrative for the actors and actresses it's only lucrative for the producers. Besides how much do they want to pay me that would solve my problem?

Stephen2324:
Can a Prostitute become a better wife in the future?

My brother it is. But it would take more than just a personal decision...she needs a spiritual encounter that will change her forever.

Most olosho don't even know what love is...they're abrasive in nature. Like a poster stated na wahala for who marry am.

TruthTella:
In the course of my observing the nature of males and females I have realised that women tend to bend to whatever men decide should happen.

They don't even have the will power or (even ability) to fight back or restrain. They just adjust according to how men say the world should be run.
If men wake up and want to enslave every single woman the truth is that there is nothing women will be able to do to save themselves unless other men decide to save them.

Infact the way many women are servile and helpless and easy to bully I find it hard to take many of them serious. Even the women deep down in spite of all the feminism noises do not really think they are equal to men.

And their emotional nature that keeps them from reasoning properly is another reason I find it hard to take them serious.

Both are predators and prey...you can choose to be either it all depends on your reasoning and how you see your partner.

KBORN:
So it happened that i came across this babe online and in no time,we got along like a house on fire.
To my surprise,i suddenly realised that we have the same surname and infact,the same birthday.I thought it was a kind of perfect match until she started making a fuss over it,that we can not marry because of the similar surnames.I tried to make her see that there's nothing wrong with it but she wouldn't reason with me.She said i should ask anybody around me,that it doesn't make sense.
So here i am guys.What's the big deal?

She's obviously still a child...my best guess is that she's a teenager. When she gets older and becomes more mature, her views toward certain issues would change.

But for now refrain from the marriage word and enjoy your relationship with her since that's what she wants.

Why do we guys get angry when a fellow guy sends a girl money. People's brain are wired differently. Believe me mose of these people you're shading can afford it.

I've been to a club where in my presence a guy transferred 500k to a girl for oraI sex (fvcking, sucking d1ck and swallowing semen). One would have felt that an olosho would give him the same service for less than 10% of that amount. But hey it's his money and he chooses to spend it that way.

What I do tell myself is that I can't do this but I don't criticize those that do it. When you have over 500m in your account and you make a transfer of 300k you wouldn't even feel it.

But when you have less than 1m and a girl is requesting for 300 you'll have more than a million reasons to reject her request.

MediMedi:
https://www.nairaland.com/darthur
That link above posted a story and this is what I assume the ladies want to do!

Your man enrolled you to computer school to impact knowledge on you, now you're falling for the teacher and went as far as crying professing your love to him publicly because you find him into another lady.

NairaLander's, is that not cheaters tryna milk the main boo

#BE_Wise

The girl never loved him...he registered her into the computer school hoping that he'll win her over with that act.

Truth is never force any girl to love you, if you make your move and she's still displaying the nonchalant attitude towards your efforts please let her be. There's no point forcing a girl to date you then cry fowl when she cheats with someone she loves more.

Let's be wise

lefulefu:
u can get her a gift if u just want to be nice not cos u want to have sex with her .for a girl to want to have sex with u there should be a sort of chemistry or attraction..if there is no attraction it will be hard..except maybe u one of those girl who use money to make girls get into bed with u.but begging a girl for sex puts them off

Read what I wrote the gift is part of the chemistry to put her in the mood...girls love gifts, in fact it's a weakness in some women. And remember that you guys are dating it's not like you're buying a gift for a random girl.

Getting your girl a gift would earn you at least a hug, from with you can tease her with good romantic words, stroke her hair, tell her how beautiful she is...etc.

When you eventually strike even if she puts up a resistance it would be very weak cos you've already gotten her into the mood by turning her on.

Why would I need your e-book to date a girl. If a girl tells me let's be friends, then we'll be friends. all these unnecessary formula to get a girl isn't relevant in this part of west Africa cos there are thousands of them readily available...all you have to do is to work hard and be successful and you can always get a positive response when you choose to make a move on anyone of your choice.

lefulefu:
all these begging for sex should stop.if u want sex and she doesnt want sex then leave her and get a girl that needs what u want as well.begging for sex makes u look foolish as a guy

Exactly...truth is that girl will never sleep with him. She has already friend zoned him and he doesn't even know. Her nonchalant attitude when he told her he'll get it elsewhere speak volumes.

If you want sex from a girl you don't ask or beg you simply go for it.

Get her a gift to win her heart, put her in the mood and make a move that she wouldn't be able to resist...asking a girl you claim to be dating for sex clearly shows that you're not man enough to go for what you want. Such girl won't even respect you.


And believe me that girl is getting a good fvck elsewhere.

We all know na. It's not a secret

robosky02:
No



He knows what he wanted

Exactly

Let me goan sleep jare this una no de Taya for this una scamdemic updates ni.

Killertune20:
Guys, I'm not talking about uk to Nigeria kind of relationship, just within Nigeria but in different states.

My Gf stays in Benin while I stay in Lagos, to go see her, I spend nothing less than 20k on a 3 days visit.

The money is not the issue here as I can manage to see her at least once a month or in two months.

My problem is the time spent, the danger of touring from one state to another as Nigeria is not secure at all and I'm not the travelling type, she can't travel too due to family strictness and the danger of traveling in Nigeria too.

So guys, is anyone in similar condition with me? How do you cope?

Distant relationship is based on trust...once trust is dead please don't waste your time, cos you two would end up arguing like kids on daily basis.

It's all about trust

Priam:
Oohh, really, What happened?

Didn't you use to be a renowned Nairaland Feminist or were you evicted from the coven

Now it seems you've found someone who's the qualities you want ( A provider) and all of a sudden you've she'd you feminazi toga, like a snake. SMH

My pity is all those impressionable nubile girls you led down the self-destructive path of man-hating in the guise of feminism.

Menopause happened...ladies fear that word more than the devil. Most you see here claiming feminist are noting but keyboard worriors, in reality they're using their salary to take care of one broke boy so that they can at least answer Mrs.

I laugh when I read most post here from these so called feminist cos I know that they're all fake.

One of the hazards of poverty. It affects the brain and makes it's victims dangerously and foolishly wicked.

What stops her from counselling her daughter with love? If she kills her hope she know that she'll go to jail?

Everyone in Nigeria is chasing money they don't care how it comes or what's involved in making it come they just want the money.

At Least some good news from this side of sub Sahara Africa