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O dear.

A miscommunication in the Moroccan box made Nigeria miss a crucial opportunity to take the lead.

A poor rebound from Alozie.

A corner kick to Nigeria....

And they have kicked off. Morocco with the kickoff playing from left to right while Nigeria is plying from right to left.

Nigerian anthem is underway...na Nigeria we hail thee dem de sing.

Our girls don't know the anthem.. 😏

The players are filing out from the dressing room...

ceejay80s:
So Moroccan babes no dey worship God?

If you have a job interview and pray before going for the interview, does it imply that other candidates coming for the same interview with you don't worship God?

You don't pray because you feel your God is superior to others, you pray because it's the right thing to do if you belive in God.

And that's what I just did.

May our Falcons prevail in Jesus name.

marlow1962:
A nerd vs a hustling girl chat.

Use that cash and the one at the bank you want to waste for just ordinary smile, use am buy for your mama recharge card.

I dislike guys without class. Ozzor want to pay for smile

Which one at the bank. The dude is broke. Crazily broke.

Why ask her for pics when you can just invite her over to your place and enjoy yourself. What does he want her pics for?

He can't afford to invite her over cos he doesn't have the resources to do so.

folake4u:
Bamboo. E dey pain normally.

I'll first test it on you before allowing you test it on me. Do we have a deal?

NameChecker:
Student's Financial Obligations (Aside handouts) :
- Airtime
- Data
- Transport
- Pocket Money
- . . . . . . . .

Just place the student on the current minimum wage

You left out a lot of things. Things like light bill.

During my university days I was paying N500 every month. That was my own share of the bill; photocopy money for materials, refilling of gas, soap, cream, toothpaste, detergent...etc.

Like someone said, it would be wise to place the person on minimum wage.

folake4u:
Wood.

What type of wood, plywood, dry wood, soft wood, bamboo...etc. Which one?

iamL:
What about those upscale vip restaurants that does same? Mumu African mentality.

@Op Sew your coat according to your pocket, respect the standards of peoples business establishment or set yours up and run it the way you like.

What is this one saying...name the upscale vip restaurants that does such here. You're the one with the mumu African mentality cos you can't try such nonsense anywhere in the wold.

For your information, I've taken bottle water into chicken republic in MM2 and ordered for food. They didn't even act like the saw the bottle of water with me.

I've even taken suya into comint buka, ordered for food and ate it all. The management didn't even blink. Stop using mama put to compare standardard restaurants.

GloriousGbola:
She does not have an LG smart TV bigger than 20 gbolas yet

1 gbola is 6 inches. So When folake4u buy 120 inch TV e don be for her

Lol

folake4u:
Naz, I will beat you. 😂😂😂😂

With what? 🤔

pocohantas:
Hahahahaha.
We bought it already o.
Thankfully it is not royal couch.
Na the one for peasants we do.

Thank God o. Cos if it was royal couch, it would have sacared all the alfa mails away from her life. You made the right call.

pocohantas:
My friend rented a mini-flat and all she put was mattress on the floor. She had those small clothe wardrobe we used in secondary school and plastic baskets for her clothes. Then a tiny ceiling fan. It was my first time seeing a ceiling fan that tiny. Her sitting room was empty and filled with nonsense load. I entered her flat and I was disappointed. I asked why she is living like this and she said "Here na camp. When I marry I go enjoy".

How do you convince a man you are good for enjoyment when you have suffered all your life? Love yourself and let the man know how you love to be loved. Funny she was always giving her fake suitors gift and money, but found it hard to spend on herself.

Na me carry her to Thermocool office at Dopemu to buy fridge and AC. Introduced her to my furniture maker. Paid for her driving school. Taught her parallel parking. Introduced her to the late Gazz to overhaul her car. We even bought a big gen from him and she uses it till date. I told her "eat your money. Put on AC make e dey cool your head, see as your house hottttt. When husband come, una go discuss the way forward". Everything isn't about man and what they care about. You are not on earth for that.

Please in all you do, don't encourage her to buy a couch.

folake4u:
Lmao, no more husband for me then. 🤣 🤣 🤣

You can still get a husband if you throw away your couch. So there's still hope.

omooba969:
C'mmon Nazgul, haba!

I don't expect such unreasonable submission from a notable Man United fan like you.

C'mmon na!! 🤨

Bro don't get it twisted. Juju is real. Like very real.

For her to insist that you must buy her water and even asked you to leave is enough reason to conclude that she's using juju to sell.

Maybe part of the instruction is that she must not welcome anything she didn't rub the juju on or else it can spoil her business. That's why she had no problem letting you go.

NotOfThisWorld:
A 40-year old man is too old for a 20-year old girl. A healthy age gap is no more than 8-years. It definitely should not be 20-years. To call a spade a spade, he's a pervert and should find someone closer to his age. She, on the other hand, should date someone her own age and preferably no older than 25, someone she can go through life with and grow old together with. A 40-year old man is way too old for her. If she's considering it, then I'll assume she's poor or from a poor home and the man is rich, otherwise if her family is well-to-do, they themselves would reject such for their daughter. Nigerian politician's kids who get married, do you see them marrying people 20-years older than them? Of course not. They always go for their age mates or those close to their age, not someone old enough to be their father or mother.

This your opinion is based on which law?

Also the 8 year healthy gap you posted is based on which law...Nigerian constitution, the Bible/Quran or your limited opinion?

Word of of advise... when advising someone try to do it devoid of emotions and more of logic.

The legal age for a girl to start engaging in sex in Nigeria is 18. Meaning a girl of 20 is legally qualified to get married provided both parents agree to it.

Celine dion was 26 years old and her husband was 52 when she got married. Would you say the man was a pervert as well, and Celine was from a poor home?

If both parents approve the union would you still call the man a pervert and the girl a victim of a poor home?

Like I said never give advice based on emotions or else you'd end up getting yourself into trouble. As long as the couple in question aren't breaking the laws of the land they're free to get married regardless of their age differences. Even the Bible and the Quran never placed age restrictions on marriage, so tone down your emotional rage and learn to see things from a logical point of view.

There shouldn't be cause for alarm cos I strongly believe that it would end up in the pot of the first person who spots it.

I read through your post and I see people saying you're nice. Your problem isn't about you being nice - you clearly lack standards.

When you date a girl without having your own standards which you expect her to meet and keep up with, belive me you'll always be at the receiving end of any relationship you find yourself in.

I want you to picture a relationship like raising a young child. Regardless of how much you love that child, you must adhere to certain standards and refuse him or her certain requests.

If you appear soft and weak, that child wouldn't respect you even if you bring out a cane, he'll know you can't use it. That's how women are.

Show them love but be firm, if she comes to your house to make calls to another guy, walk her out and lock your door. If she doesn't call to apologize let her go, don't go calling and begging. If she calls let her know clearly that you don't care what she does being your back but if she's in your presence she should accord you some respect.

If she asks you for money after telling you she has a boyfriend, tell her to ask her boyfriend. Infact tell her that you're with her for friendship not babysitting. And if she's expecting you to pay her for being friends with her, she can go.

Don't be afraid to tell her your raw thoughts. Women love crazy guys. Just tell her any nonsense that comes into your head if she asks you for money.

Once a woman's eyes starts going towards your wallet, remove every iota of love you have for her from your heart. Cos what you two are playing is a game. She wants money and more of your money, and you want to bed her. Cheating, lying, cunning, dishonesty...etc is allowed. The smartest party wins the game.

You said you found a 20 year old girl who truly wants to build something with you, take your time with her and don't be weak. Just set your standards or else she'll treat you like how your exes treated you.

folake4u:
I'm 80% unmarriageable actually cos I have AC, Smart TV, Microwave, Electric jug, and other home appliances.

Let me buy washing machine soon so I reach 100% completion unmarriageable stage. Fingers crossed.

She specifically mentioned couch as the major barrier to getting married. As long as you don't have a couch yet, you're still marriageable. But if you buy it, no more husband.

Father4all:
Here in Lagos, the least is 1k

Which part of Lagos?

I barb at the rate of 1,500 every 2 weeks.

Xristars:
Mehn! That looks like a garbon viper, very venomous and deadly

Oblongata:
That looks like a Gaboon Viper!

It's a night adder not a gaboon viper.

Attached is what a gaboon viper looks like. Notice the rectangle lined pattern on its back and large triangular head. And it's much fatter than a night adder.

The only similarities is that they're both spices of viper and extremely venomous.

Btruth:
What's the meaning of Ezenwanyi? 🤔

A priestess

It's a scam. The goal is to stir up panic in you then ask you to pay any amount lower than that 500k so that they can die the matter.

The mistake you made was replying them. Next time just block the number or better still you can report the matter to the police.