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If you continue this way, you'll loose you job. Cos women can be very manipulative in nature.

Focus on your job and stop getting all worked up over a married woman.

YeyeGbami:
Chaii NPF just dey collect anyhow.

Lasg should ban
Okada riders
Cart pushers aka Aboki Condemn

Permanently.

Do you know how times Okada has been banned in Lagos? From the days of fashola to Ambode to this current governor, they've all banned Okada.

The problem here is that some months after the ban, you'll start seeing them back on the streets. It's just impossible to get rid of them.

Ronus would still look for a way to defend him with their empty stomachs.

Northerners and sex. I'm sure this man might have more than one wife and countless girlfriends. Yet he's sleeping with a married woman.

Little wonder why our leaders find it difficult to to work. Truth is they spend over 50% of their allocations on women, then loot the rest.

No lady is truly single. It's either you collect her from someone or someone collects her from you.

omooba969:
Haaaa Nazgul, wahala don dey like this o!

We won na. 3 points in the bag.

Imagine calling your age mate daddy and sir.

Who poverty cannot embarrass does not exist.

Anyways nice gesture from Boniface.

After collecting the bread, they'll go online and continue defending Tinubu. That's what tribalism can do to people.

At this point I feel the various Discos across the country should scarp Band A and leave all their customers on Band B.

Cos asking people to pay over 100k for darkness every month is wickedness. Nigerians should hit the streets and protest.

This is why it's always good to inform people whenever all these get rich scammers comes your way with their questionable businesses.

One of their methods is to tell you to keep whatever you've discussed private. They know that if you spill it to people, their scam can easily be uncovered.

That Ngbo is known for negative things. In 2016-2018 it was cultism. Now ritualists. May God save this country.

Whytelyon:
I love your screen name. The witch King.

Lol someone has been watched the lord of the rings.

I suspected it was National grid with the way the light went off. The current just kept reducing until it vanished. I sha hope they haven't spoilt my appliances.

But on a more serious note. This is the 3rd time this grid has collapsed in less than a week.

Someone told me that Nigeria is heading towards total blackout. I'm beginning to believe him.

Proserpina:
SMH vigorously

If your head comot I no de o.

I don't even know why guys get angry whenever a girl starts talking like that.

Cos once you see any girl telling you how she can't date a guy who doesn't drive benz and all that, you should know that she's broke, jobless and useless.

Truth is girls like that need you more than you need them.

Bolarin101:
hello I believe you were able to fix your Camry and driving fine now , please I’ll also need the contact of the guy who reset the transmission error for you. Thank you

08080613799. His name is Elijah and he's based in Surulere. I've made him my personal mechanic because he's very good.

Proserpina:


Wetin be this?

Na the new toasting line be that o. No time for long grammar.

Etosha:
Hello Nairalanders, my friend is going through a tough time right now. The community where his private school is located has asked him to quit operation because according to them, the presence of the private school has led to a depletion in the population of the community school.

Please, has anyone experienced something like this before? How should my friend go about this issue?

The community leaders need money. Country hard.

Tell him to set up an official meeting with them and give them some money. He can call the money anything and they'll leave him alone.

HedgesTV:
Nah, VDM is a man of integrity. I trust him to use the funds for the NGO projects and not personal gain.

De play.

No Nigerian has integrity. Everyone just plays along until they get what they want and then you'll see their real self.

tundegan:
This is the true meaning of "game changer".

Dangote refinery will transform the Nigeria economy in ways we never imagined.

What stupid game changer?

Have you been to any fueling station lately to see the kind of queue there?

Yesterday I wanted to buy fuel but couldn't cos of the crowd. Imagine queueing for hours just to buy fuel at N1,200 per liter and you're calling it game changer. You must be a clown.

I love you talk your own.

Where is my price?

Astromania:
Extorting 25% from hardworking ppl all in d name of tax, is a crime

And these people are generating their own power through plants, providing water, security and other basic amenities for themselves, solving the problem of unemployment and the pat on the back the government can give them is to slam them with a tax of 25%.

Honestly doing business in today's Nigeria is suicidal.

gravity4:
I bought this olax router 60k last 3 weeks. First I noticed the battery doesn't last up to 1 hour, I bought a power bank to complement, now the WiFi signal isn't working anymore. The WiFi light as you can see wouldn't turn on again,

I've tried reset, hard reset, removing the battery and placing in back, still not working. What could be the cause pls?

Take it back to the place you bought it from let them fix whatever is wrong with it.

I bought an airtel router last year for 10k, and the battery lasts over 8 hours when fully charged.

Try mtn or airtel router. Cos their battery lasts long. I'm talking from experience.

Bobxin:
Travelling by air is hundreds of thousands these days, something that was within #35k to #40k just 3yrs ago

In 2022 I entered Green Africa airline from Lagos to Enugu for 38k.

2022 was just 2 years ago. Today you'll pay close to 200k for that same journey.

Tinubu has ruined this country.

Traveling by road in Nigeria these days is almost like a suicide mission. And it's not even like flight (which is a much safer alternative) is cheap.

Na wa o.

Africa my continent.

A country which is the most populous black nation in the world and 6th most populated country in the world could not even get any of her universities to make to 100 in the world.

What a shame.

I was discussing with a friend who called me to lament on how his street was forcefully dragged into Band A. By EKEDC.

I told him to brace up, cos if there's anything I know about Nigerian government it's that they don't know how to keep their word.

They're promising Band A customers 20 hours of electricity and above and we're not even generating up to 7,000MW of yet. How long can they sustain such supply before their default corruption kicks in which would make it impossible to maintain the current MW they've been able to generate, thus leading to a drop in power generation.

And this would plunge everyone back into darkness regardless of which band you happened to be in. And we'd be right back where we started only that this time, we'll be paying massively for that darkness.

In clearer terms, by this time next year, everyone (regardless of your band) would be complaining of Power failure. And the government as usual would keep lying to everyone.

TheFinesseKid:
I don't think it's that simple sir. You can check for yourself and see. Plus I'm not really very conversant with the Google maps. So it makes it a bit harder. Could you help please?

It's that simple. I've driven to places in Lagos I don't know by simply following the directions on my Google map and I didn't get lost.

Anyway, I made an effort to locate the place from my location here in Lagos. And from the map, we can see that the closest landmarks are Universal Life Gosple Church, Progressive Quaters and Temidire Central mosque. With the central mosque being the closet landmark to your location cos from the map, the mosque is on a street which connects to the major road from which you'll be able to locate the school.

So what you should tell to look for Temidire Mosque. I'm sure that Okada riders would easily know the mosque since it's a central mosque.

When she gets there, she should connect her earpiece, switch on her map, type the address and click on start (from the map I uploaded, start is after direction with an arrow) a female voice would tell her how many minutes it would take her to get to her location and direct her on how to get there. So it shouldn't be difficult for her to locate.

Note I posted this map from my location in Lagos. I'm sure that if you open your map in Ibadan it would capture more landmarks and streets.

We're in 2024 na not 2004.

Tell her to type that address on Google map and it would bring out popular landmarks which she can use in locating the place.

This one would be impossible for women to keep cos women naturally gossip about anything to a guy they're in love with.

oloyeagbaakin:
Please house can you suggest a good name for my Baby Boy born on October 5.

You can name him Alachugudemonso Johnbosco.

I just hope they aren't killing innocent people. Cos I don't trust the Nigerian army with matters regarding the south east. Their hatred for that region is legendary.