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that's why you snap your breast for rich gay people to see ?

Queenlovely:
been a celebrity is fun but it is transient,

List of celebrities that lost public respect

Brian Williams
Steve Harvey
Khloe Kardashian
the undertaker
Bill Cosby

leave when the applause is loud

“Leave when applause is loudest”

familiarity breeds contempt


watch musicians, when they die Young, they almost become deities to the younger generation, da grin, Michael Jackson, Amy Winehouse, 2pac , jt Tom west

and that is the psychology that Ronaldo understands, how you even get sense like this

comot here cock and cow story. na Paris and CIA run that Mali show

pocohantas:
Pic 1: Fresh shrimps. The small one is N100, the big one is N200. I bought 3 @ N500

Pic 2: Crabs @ 6 for N500

Pic 3: Croaker fish. Didn’t bother asking how much. Just liked the view.

Pic 4: Tilapia fish. Bought 1 @ N1800. I priced her N1000 and she asked me in Yoruba “my daughter, have I annoyed you before?” I replied “rara Ma”, then she said, “price me well na” Anyway, I heard I can get it cheaper elsewhere, but I didn’t want to go far or to a crowded market. She cleaned it too, very nice women.

I thought I will see your photo make I add am to this your kitchen ability. make connections. but I no see

what is that supposed to mean? with all the CIA on ground them wan say they didn't see this coming? yeye dey smell.

lesson number be careful with a man who knows the road to Abuja. cause na politics go end the matter. that's quick and proactive sha

that's my definition of real slay queen. she con fine join am.

too bad. but indecent dressing is a discussion Nigerian ladies are not ready to have.

congrats to them. this yeye competition wry hard 15times pass champions League.

CAPSLOCKED:
DO YOU THINK IT'S A DIFFICULT THING TO DO? IF THEIR MUM WERE ALIVE AND NEAR SHE'D FALL IN LINE FOR AS MUCH AS A MEAL.
NOTHING NEW.

have some respect for mothers. which kind yeye talk be this?

ExBanker:
Nairalanders, I want you to judge if the conditions I gave this girl is okay or it is too much

I met this girl around June this years. I really liked her. As I was asking her out, I was always taking care of her. Buying her stuffs, giving her allowances and supporting her. Then the relationship started last month officially when we smashed. I continued to take good care of her. But note that before we officially started dating, she showed half interest. She wasn't really into the relationship. When we started dating, she showed same attitude.

Her much elder sister is a hair dresser. Like 7 years older. She lives with the sister. The sister shop is in one hidden corner. They hardly get customers. So both of them are always broke. I have being supporting them. This month, their rent is expiring. They intend to move to a better location. The new shop is N75k per year. My girlfriend asked me for support. I said I will give them N50k by August end. Since they were expecting N50k from me, they gathered all the money they have home and abroad and paid advance of N30,000 for the new shop to secure it. Last week, my girl asked me for N7k for something. I told her I don't have. I am gathering money for the N50k. It is a lie sha. the money is already there.

She then asked me to borrow her. She will pay me back. So I gave her. By weekend, she was acting funny. I told her I am tired of the relationship. She should forget it. It turned to quarrel. Then she left. We quarreled on phone till Monday. I think they felt bad that I am leaving out of the deal to help them secure the shop. On Monday, the sister called to quarrel with me too. Imagine.

After everything, today, my girlfriend called to apologize. I told her that I have forgiven her. But, for our relationship to continue, there is one condition. She asked me what condition. I told her that despite the fact I have being supporting her and her sister, both of them still had the gut to talk to me anyhow. I will only continue the relationship if I will be having sex with the 2 of them. She was shocked. She wanted to start talking nonsense. I told her to shut up and relay my condition to her sister. Let the sister call me to tell me if she agrees.

Is my condition too harsh or it is okay?

oshi. you wan chop two sisters ABI? but I think you should quit that relationship. they are parasitic.

[quote author=uchelouis45 post=93078045][/quote]your case is critical. I understand alot have been hurt from past relationship, I understand the pain. me too. but dey way Una dey bash women day and night here night is becoming annoyingly irritating. when they can't take the bullying amore and all decide to quit then you guys can have peace and talk to ourselves guys. mumu children.

everything is broken in this country.

Aparche:
Likewise me, I don't know why but I just like him. You can tell that he's fully into this world & only interested in satisfying the cravings of his flesh without a care about his eternal destination. My earnest prayer for him is that he will have a personal encounter with Jesus Christ (not religion) & become delivered from spiritual blindness & death.
God can use him mightily.

Amen dear. we dey play, we stubborn, our head no dey always correct but I no crazy near Osanobua matter.. if you like be the president you must respect my quiet time. that's how it should be

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright



This niggarrr self.. ....... everything na just end time....there is no rapture niggarrr....we have been hearing that rapture Shit for too long niggarrr

You get luck say you nor dey stay with me
I for don use weed reset your brain....I go just cook indomie or beans with weed for you make you sleep for two days.....as you dey wake up from that two days sleep i go tie loud for you make you smoke
As you dey recover from loud i go Carry you go bar go give you ten bottles...then leave you for the bar make you stagger come house.....if your brain never still format completely then i go book hotel make two slim and beautiful runs babe come bang the hell out of you all through the night...with cow girl style....

I like you because you make me laugh every time in this forum. but don't say what you will regret someday.. recall the statement you just made about rapture please.

a humble advice from one Edo boy to another. you still be my nigga

those asking why Senegal,

it's a francophone business. or you wan tell me say any bagger can stage a coup in a French speaking country with the knowledge and approval of Paris?

LadySarah:


Normal person:Mom I'm hungry

Shakespeare :Let it be known to the womb that bore this child that this stomach consist of emptiness.

Alas, o ye my offspring the seed of love life. let thine heart be at peace and find rest for that which will make merry thy bowels is almost ready.

osanobua.. everything is broken in the north.

Modikko:
@Righteousness89

all you trolls are madder

Macsjebs:
Righteousness89, so many scary stuffs happening lately o, what is happening to the world sef . This is really shocking, I am still in shock, don't know if you are shocked too .

all you trolling righteousness89 are mad

can't exceed woman matter. sad

men them I hail Una no Time to check time. any top general wey no gree lock am for dark bunker.

Is it clear now? Or do you want me to still draw a labelled diagram why service chief will not go despite our cry

osinbajo am not your fan. but punch newspaper Una own don dey too much. no wonder small pikin osihmen insult una

Barca suffered for this bros hand oo.
after blowing over £800m on quarter pass 5pm players. they shouldn't just let him go like that why na? they should recall him and sack him again.

nonsense and bakayoko

it's high time we know there are no robbers on the high way anymore. they've all dropped the guns and picked up computers.

for the soldier I don't have anything to say buratai wee comment on that.

kalvoken:
OK you win. But you sh3know those ones you mentioned left because they wanted to, unlike most of those Chelsea men. You and I know how lampard left, likewise this Williams case. William would have loved to retire here.

oh I missed commenting on Willian previously. praise God you are a Chelsea fan makes it easier. is Willian greater than Zola, lampard, Terry,Cole,drogba et al. am sure your answer is no. now these legends for love of the club collected one year deal after age 30(note they were in the form of their life then) without complain. is it not niceness enough to give willain two. is he greater than them? the rule was adjusted for him e still no do am. a free advice my brother weneva you open your company in the future abeg try as much to have policy. I mean rigid policy otherwise every dick or Harry will mess with your business. the summary of the whole thing is " we all will be savages without rules" willain was greedy that's all.

kalvoken:
Lolz. Jobber man.

Lamp left through the back door, John Terry nko? They could have even made sure he retired at Chelsea, but he went to retire in Aston vill(championship) a a year after. Okay, now just use 3 years to tigh Williams down, they refused. Am certain this caterpillar in the person of azpilicueta won't retire in Chelsea.

I'm a blue fan too o

a Chelsea fan but a poor football fan.
once upon a time totti left Roma, Rooney left manU. even Pele left new York cosmos, dinho left Barca. wtf u saying because dey left so we don't love dem? u be joker. put Ur Google to use and see how many ex players are staffs today in Chelsea

kalvoken:
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What! Did you have to bring up that guy's name? Trust me, he is no real niggar.

his style of play and nonsense are suited for the same sentence