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kasheemawo:
soling the image of this country in diaspora
Liepod is this a coursed?

Atleast U shld learn English first before joining the e-warriors bandwagon...

rafindo:
.then u are the mumu nw,if u don't knw DAT the legislature is the only one capable of removing na governor. Nigeria and advance illiteracy are like 5&6

D problem with morons like u is dat dey don't actually realise dey are morons and are always in a hurry to show ppl how stewpid dey are.. D mere fact dat u dont understand my comment shows how ignorant u are. No wonder ur ppl are stuck in limbo..

To think some ppl actually understood d gibberish nd even having a conversation with d OP shows dat many more are madt jus like he is but jus don't know it...

Whether u print or not and whether u use d ATM or not banks still charge us for using ATM and maintenance.. So why not help them waste d paper and ink dey charge us for? Apart from dat I waste their deposit slips, disposable cups and Biro as often as I can.

Kwese decoder don enta naija?? Correct !! Dstv and those other wack cable tvs can go bleep demselves

He's not in prison yet and is still providing d police information.. U think he's jus confessing and singing like a bird jus like dat ? He's no common criminal and won't b treated as such atleast until he is tried and jailed if possible.. Truth is there's no way he ran such sophisticated syndicate without help from d police especially and other top men...

A guy's virginity means little or nothing .. Atleast u could say ppl prefer lady virgins because their vayjay would still b tight and intact and all dat.. What can u say of a virgin dick.. Its even worse because it's more of a less than 2min dick as at den.. So a virgin dick isnt worth much really..

Story... We all know it's his doing.. Who in their right senses would b campaigning for an absentee governor whose only achievements so far is going to Stamford bridge to watch Chelsea's matches every weekend.. D state has regresssed so much dat it seems and feels its on autopilot..

durentchigozie:
i just checked your profile pics ooo madam. You're not any better.

Either u don't understand English or U jus dey find who u fit beat because she already acknowledged say dem dry like her. Go find someone else to pick on

Which one Glo com dey use way their network dey suffer paralysis since tym immemorial?

Mumu ppl dat shld b more concerned with removing their governor yet dey allow him use dem to fight his perceived enemies but still yet cry daily on how terrible their state governance has been so far with absolutely nothing to show for it.. If only dey dey were recalling dem for d right reasons.

Why not... Trust its not every guy dat wants to hit any leg dat spreads..

Bunch of hypocrites... Na everybody dey follow u do Ramadan?? Why won't some of these ppl jus concentrate on their own fast and leave others alone?? Becos U are fasting means every other Pesin must fast along with U, na by force?? Was he d only Pesin in d bus?? If he wasn't an ashawo man why would he b staring at a gal on shorts??

foladj:
I think say na like 5-0 sef

Annoying part is if he had scored a hat trick by now fanboys like d OP would have created memes and threads on how he's d greatest player ever ... Wen he didn't score against Mexico I bet fanboys didn't realise he played. I expect dem to go gaga wen he scores a hattrick against New Zealand in their last game...

YorubaMuslims:
If this man was an Igbo man, the Lagos media will go deep in this and how found out when he started and how many people he has killed, the will keep circulating the news to make their point, but this case is nothing and normal thing to them, they will wave it off

Don't mind d eediots

Prouddevil:
Atleast this is a local crime, they don't mine oyinbo skull unlike my blodas from the yeast, cultism, kidnapping, drugs and developing. West 1-4 East.

U shld b ashamed of Urself.. D crime is local?? Dismembered human bodies and d only thing dat came out of dat sinkhole u call a mouth is dat atleast d crime is local?? U brain needs a total reset

agbangam:
I am not suprised, I just heard one dummy on radio station saying dey shud even give him a police Job and from d callers intonation u cud confirm he is a biafra. Those pple can even support Aninih sef. Abeg dey shud given their biafra asap.

So all d numerous Nigerians with names from d other regions (d south west inclusive) trending d hashtag free Evans on twitter ever since his arrest are also all Biafrans abi?? It's either some of U actually don't know u have sense or tribalism has blocked d sense in ur head. D mere fact dat U believe d braindead OP is a clear indication of d non existence of brain in ur head

Some of u fan boys are pathetic.. U only remember to always exaggerate things and their performances wen they score a goal.. He danced around d host nations defence?? I am so sure u didn't even watch d match. I guess there was politics and politics in Portugal's first game as well abi... SMH

WTF!!! 2 questions..
How d hell has he been parading as a doctor for 2yrs undetected??
Who lies down to have their joystick massaged until dey cum in d name of check up or treatment for wateva illness?? And to think d so called doctor "licks" d cum and d patient doesn't find it strange ??

Go sit down , U no get money...

Dats what happens wen U've been living with a woman u haven't done any marriage rites on; In other words hire purchase marriage.. If she dies in ur house u must do all d necessary marriage rites as determined by her family...

sorextee:
All those rules are being laid Down by NCC.. Probably the staff might think u re from NCC, pretending to misplace a sim... Telcos found guilty of such will face a lot of sanctions...

No mind d OP... Mtn's even worse...

Some of una sef... Se as d OP jus sensationalize d mata. MTN offices have done worse... D issue isn't peculiar to jus etisalat alone.. All of dem usually require a VALID NATIONAL ID and most especially ur manner of approach. I've done a sim swap after I forgot my sim where I travelled to by providing every single detail about d line. I didn't even have d sim pack anymore. I explained to dem my predicament and asked dem to check and confirm if any of d info I have given is wrong. Some of their agents can b overzealous atimes but ur conclusion is totally illogical. And for some ppls assertion dat dey are losing customers already is simply laughable.. I'll use an etisalat 1k sub over d same 1k sub on Glo or any other network at DAT any day...

It is finished...

It is finished....

Dem don release am from their own yaba left? Obviously him Neva well finish

MistadeRegal:
I smile when I hear some people say it's a medical condition of the brain, bla bla bla.
That one is small.
Have you ever tried rebuking it in the name of JESUS for you to watch it move away slowly like a thick darkness, climbing on the wall of your room before finding its way out through the window?

I didn't want to take it too serious because I wasn't too much of a religious person and didn't want to believe it was supernaturally related.. Find myself struggling to speak

Port ke!! In Kaduna?? How?? I am not understanding how Kaduna dat has no reasonable waterway has a port...

RRWraith:
This is the problem I have with peeps politicizing every damn thing.... must every thing be linked to 2015 election... You are not different from the people you criticize.
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One question I ask is that of the world's major languages, Arabic was deemed fit to be taught in Nigerian schools, to what end is the knowledge of Arabic to the average Nigerian child

U dey mind d morons... Some ppl are jus plain dumb.. Hausa which is a national language and a major one in d northern region is considered optional but yet Arabic which is only used in their study of Islamic studies is compulsory and yet some ppl ask why d northern region is plagued by illiteracy and underdevelopment.. Ppl like sarrki who has been hibernating between being a zombie ,a so called patriot and a tribalist recently doesn't see anything wrong in dat but only ask what CRK has done for students...

Lala fud don show... Oya Lala com and do d needful ooo.. How ppl take dey enjoy snake meat sef.. eeewww

I used to have some episodes at nyt where I know I'm awake and I know there's something beside me but I'm too paralysed to move or say a word for several seconds.. Neva took it serious until now...