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lexxybb:
Do all you can to enjoy a whopping N4000 bundle on Etisalat! Recharge 200 & get N3000 worth of data & N1000 for voice calls to all networks. Bonus valid/30 days

I received the msg above from Etisalat, can someone break it down in clear terms

Its obviously one of their new promos jus like their 200 for 1gb.. Watch some morons com and term it Ramadan bonus again. I'm sure not everyone would b eligible for it so if u got d SMS U're one of d lucky ppl to enjoy dat particular promo.. Its similar to d Airtel promo.. Ur browsing is going to b charged from d N3000 data account while ur calls would b charged from d voice calls balance but trust me dey are going to b drinking ur data account while u browse because at d end of d day U'll b surprised dat 3000 for data is equivalent to 150 or 200mb though I might b wrong.
NB: U cannot subscribe for data using d data account. Ur browsing and internet access is going to b charged from it at a pay as u go rate..

Some of una sef... Why is Ronaldo's tax case any different from Messi's own or are we being hypocritical?? Since he claims he's innocent why does he want to leave ? Why not go to court and prove ur innocence? Truth is most of dis very big players are guilty of not paying tax on their image rights.. In negotiating their contracts dey make sure they retain 100% of their image rights because dey know dey command millions in endorsements and use foreign accounts to collect monies from image rights. Now d issue is most of dem don't see d need to pay tax to spanish authorities on d monies since its been paid into foreign accounts. Neymar and Suarez is next...

Some ppl are bent on inciting d Igbos to war by all means... Some ppl are definitely behind d whole ethnic and tribal chaos so far...

I am very sure if d name of d agent had been a south eastern name , Some morons would have flooded d thread with their usual ranting and bigotry but now its a south western name dey'll make sure to avoid it like a plague.. D sooner they realise everyone is a prospective criminal and no region enjoys monopoly of crime d beta for dem...

He luvs his ego.. He wants to leave and create anoda record by commanding a new transfer record while he still can. Since he claims he's innocent why not go to d courts and face d charges?? Most of d big foreign players don't pay tax on their image rights.. Messi was jus d start, Ronaldo is next followed by Neymar and then Suarez and den d door opens on a whole lot of other players..

Hahahahahaha... Dis man don dey mad I swear.. What is detention abeg?? So u built a house for him and his family and kept dem there against their will and its not detention?? Since its not detention why not give his protesting followers d new address?? I wonder how his children and grandchildren watch d news together. I can bet his children would pursue their kids to their rooms wen grandpa is on d news...

Oga calm down... Panicking would only make u look guilty.. First things first voice notes dey carry date , even if d date falls between while u 2 were still dating u can still edit d date on d voicenote.. Call her and apologise for what she heard over d music player.. Dat u didn't even realise it was still in ur phone.. She didn't catch u cheating but she go still form vex.. D onus is on u to let her know its a blast from d past lol...

At least did tym around dey admitted even making d promise.. Unlike other tyms dey have denied every other promise made..

Jeskyjermaine:
You guys are just suggesting this and that, I'm certain that if any of you were to be in my position... You'd do just otherwise of what you're suggesting

Not to worry, wen u grow U'll understand beta...

Benita27:
Op, the subject of your thread is quite different from your story. This girl you met didn't and hasn't asked you out. She only offered you a free sex, and may want you later for a sexmate if you oblige. Try to differentiate.

He's obviously still a kid .. Na immaturity dey worry am..

See as some of una dey lie with confidence... Which kind mumu semblance.. Dats a childhood photo of one of our celebs dat was put online recently jare... Make I go find who actually get am

bewla:
even if we get to donates to save u guys

Yes ooo... I cannot imagine using only those ntwrks..

U still naive sha .. How old are u OP? Chances are u probably don't have a gal friend or haven't had sex before.. Its not her request dat gave u away but ur childish reaction. Anyways its normal these days. Its campus environment so ladies are more open to do wateva dey like becos of d freedom dey enjoy.. Whether she's a runs gal or not is a matter for anoda day as u actually admit she's gorgeous... If u want to u shld if not den u shld b matured enough to not run away. It's not by force for u to bleep her. If u are not comfortable going to her place den invite her to urs. A DAY SHALL COM WEN U SHALL LOOK BACK ON DAT DECISION AND TELL URSELF "I BLEEPED UP REALLY BAD"

Abeg oooo, Wateva u ppl have to do pls do... U cannot leave us in d hands of Mtn Airtel and Glo oooo..

lilytender:
They should go and meet the person they voted for. You cannot work in First Bank and at month end go to Union Bank to request for salary.

What sense exactly is there in ur comment??

I hope u will still find it beautiful if its venom is in ur system and u're crying ur eyes out wondering how soon its going to either paralyse u or stop ur heart...

So what happens to farmers in other regions??

I know a lot of ppl are going to b disappointed wen dey rush in here only to see d name... S sooner u morons realise dat dis new trend of tribalism is d new plan by d govt to kip Nigerians divided d beta for u all.. There are criminals in d South west, South East , south south and North and all dis ppl are Nigerians.. Hope those morons can also com in here and say d usual "Na Dem"...

Jus use Airtel nite plan of 200 for 1.5gb dial *312# and select 1 to migrate first and den select nite plans OR etisalat 1gb for 200 nite plan with *229*3*11# or if u're lucky u qualify for etisalat 1gb for 200 3days plan OR Glo 3gb for 500 by dialing *777# and following d prompt. It all depends on u

vedaxcool:
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Chio bros e better make person work hard so imm fit lemm than to dey wait make TMC crumbs hit imm table. . . GEJ took all the money while claiming to you he made Nigeria the biggest economy in Africa but couldn't pay his bills but instead accumulating debts with little funds to pay it off.

Una Chief Zombie is stylishly singing a new tune under d guise of "Patriot" but ur own case dey God hand...

See most ladies and guys forming holy with their selections. Jus open a thread big dick, marathon sex and sex styles and see dem seriously viewing and following d topic.. 1 and 5 jare..

LionDeLeo:
As predicted, the illiterates have started arriving.

So much for an illiterate talking about dumbness and comprehension.

Get the fvck outta my mention.

vedaxcool:
Gbamest. Jonathan eh you had the largest economy but still couldn't pay your debts ....

vedaxcool:
Why didn't your lord of thieves pay the debts since he claimed to have made Nigeria one of the largest economies in the world. You people lack shame when it comes to defending corruption.

It is now obvious sense departed u guys long ago.. Ur nemesis GEJ left govt in 2015 and didn't pay 2014 bill of 100 billion but ur saviour PMB came in and in 2yrs and counting has accumulated about 300billion and yet GEJ is still ur problem?? Una case worst pass dementia

LionDeLeo:
Rather than searching for a shade to properly chew the cud, some illiterate unicellular brain ruminants will come here and start bleating upandan.

It is obvious and very clear u failed English comprehension in skool . So as dumb as u are all u saw was jus d date? Let me give u a couple of clues on understanding d passage instead of taking a morons shortcut to being a zombie..
Here are d major talking points

“The foreign exchange differentials, which arose as a result of the initial devaluation of the naira by the last administration from the initial N165/S$1 and the interest payable due to delayed reimbursement by the government, both of which the Federal Government had approved for payment to marketers, have not been fully settled by the appropriate Federal Government agencies.
“The recent further devaluation of the naira from N195 to N285 and later to over N305 to S$1, while the Federal Government agencies based their reimbursement calculation on N197 to S$1, has left members our association with additional debt burden in excess of N300billion. The downstream subsector is now saddled with a debt burden of over N400billion, which keeps rising because the banks are still charging interests on it until the total debt is fully liquidated.

Dis govt contributed 300billion to d over 400billion debt in 2yrs.

“Government’s debt, which arose from arrears of unpaid imported petrol supplied to the country as a result of the contract the Federal Government entered with marketers mandating them to import and supply petrol to the market on the condition that it (government) shall pay the difference between the landing cost and the selling price of petrol (as fixed by government) provided that the landing cost is higher than the selling price.
“The government approved the landing cost which fluctuated as it depended mainly on the international price of petrol and the exchange rate of naira/dollar. A key term of the government’s contract with marketers is that the under-recovery payments shall be paid to marketers within 45days of submission of documents evidencing discharge of petrol cargo and trucking out from storage. It was also agreed that after 45 days the government shall pay the interest charges on the loans taken by the marketers to finance the importation of cargoes of petrol.

Dis govt still pays for some form of subsidy despite claiming otherwise

”As at 2016, the banks have not liquidated the Letters of Credit from 2014 because of lack of foreign exchange from the government.

U were so dumb u only saw d date becos it fits perfectly into d timeline of d previous administration excuse but u forgot to read d full sentence.. As at 2016 d govt is still yet to clear dat of 2014 BECAUSE OF LACK OF FOREIGN EXCHANGE FROM D GOVT.. Dis govt haven't paid any so far hence their over 300billion debt contribution.

Dis section is even VERY CLEAR

They said the banks were in quandary over the debt. “ Besides, should the banking sector collapse, it will cost the government over N2trillion to revive it. But there is little evidence that the government sees the risks in further delaying the payments under the subsidy scheme

IF AND WHEN D BANKING SECTOR COLLAPSES, DEY WON'T REMEMBER HOW DEY LET IT HAPPEN BUT WOULD AS USUAL PLAY THEIR USUAL LINE OF BLAMING THE PAST ADMINISTRATION

GET UR HEAD OUT OF UR ASS AND RECEIVE SENSE....

Lalasticalala coman and see wetin pass snake ooo

How old are u?? U don't know how to buy condom but U want to bleep? How have u been bleeping before or dis is supposed to b ur first tym..?

Ur write up says it all but ur topic is incorrect

I remember my mum beating beating until I had to pretend to have fainted.. D nxt cane dat landed on my back made me realise playing dead is actually harder dan we thought.. I still can't remember my offence but I no dey hear word back den..

Why una no get sense like dis.. Where did etisalat tell u dey introduced Ramadan data plan? Some of U so called bloggers are jus pretty much annoying... Dat data plan has been in existence for months now and isn't even for every subscriber..

Oga d whole thing right from d onset had been a charade.. Dis has nothing to do with d judiciary or anything at dat.. When it started and ppl screamed witch-hunt some of U kept making all sort of noises about how d govt was seriously fighting corruption.. Even afta a while without any headway in any of it's cases, U ppl still kept swallowing d so called corruption war hook line and sinker.. D govt is simply being vindictive. There wasn't any case in d first place and even those dat have cases to answer are being ignored and allowed to walk free..

Who locked d thread sef... I could smell it all over d slowpoke.. He created d account in less than 24hrs he was already begging for money online, advertising diesel and keke parts for sale and finally got scammed all in one day... Abeg make dem open am make I hear those morons defending d guy..

sugarwiz:
Your point is?

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Right there above dis statement is d point u so seek I made it 2 so u could see dem quite clearly

Alexis11:
When are you guys ever going to make up your mind

You said Saraki was innocent and the case was more of witch hunt, the same government decided to let your "witch" go scot free yet you never stop crying

What exactly do you want sef

But U ppl were so sure it was a corruption war in d right path.. We all saw it for what it was, a charade to kip ppl like u wanking.. Now since d govt is seriously fighting corruption like u all want to believe, why was d "compelling" evidence thrown out.. Go to d dictionary and look up d meaning of leverage..

seunmsg:
Nonsense. At this rate, even Dasuki will be discharged and acquitted. Nigeria judiciary and the entire fight against corruption is gradually turning into a joke.

How exactly is it d fault of d judiciary?? D entire fight from d onset had always been a joke but most ppl were jus too dumb to see it.. Was it not d same FG dat initially withdraw some of d charges stylishly while leaving behind d ones dat held no water in court..