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Politics › Re: Buhari's Hand Over Letter In February Vs Buhari's Hand Over Letter In May. by Nbote(m): 8:12pm On May 09, 2017
donborg:
COORDINATING MINISTER OF THE PRESIDENCY is a better job title........hahahahahaha
D VP is not part of the Presidency ooo. Even PMB is a figurehead of "The Presidency"
Politics › Re: Buhari's Hand Over Letter In February Vs Buhari's Hand Over Letter In May. by Nbote(m): 5:44pm On May 09, 2017
It simply means "The Presidency" will continue to run things while d VP observes and coordinates as usual lol
Politics › Re: If Nigerians Are United, The Result Is This ( Photo) by Nbote(m): 5:41pm On May 09, 2017
Dis country cannot unite because every region is busy fighting for d centre... Decentralize d whole thing and see things begin to work.. Our leaders have over time succeeded in sowing seeds of religious and ethnic intolerance...D hausa man believes he's born to rule, in a country where there are 2 other major tribes and hundreds of other minorities... Ethnic sentiments have eaten deep into all of us dats y u hear morons screaming ipods dis afonjas dat...
Phones › Re: How To Download Large Files With The AIRTEL Unlimited Social Data by Nbote(m):
Dey've started wiping d data... Make una quickly use am.. Check ur balances
Politics › Re: BREAKING: Senate Reads President Buhari's Letter Saying Vacation Is Indefinite by Nbote(m): 1:41pm On May 09, 2017
Let d countdown begin again... Dis ppl cannot cease to amaze us... Wen he embarked on d first trip we were told he'll only com back wen his doctors give him d all clear... Why den did he hurriedly com back even though he was clearly still ill? Wen he eventually got back and Nigerians asked for details or atleast briefing on his medical trip we were told such couldn't b disclosed, national security nonsense was given as an excuse... Now he's embarking on any one with the whole Chibok thing as d perfect PR stunt and distraction.. Since he's ill like is clear for all to see... Why won't he stay back and stay treated until he's certified fit to com back for once... Dis is becoming a national embarrassment. How long dey want to kip at it is what we don't know but what we do know is U can't continue to fool everyone all d tym....
Phones › Re: How To Download Large Files With The AIRTEL Unlimited Social Data by Nbote(m): 1:32pm On May 09, 2017
falcon01:
you guys are really stupid so if this tin dey work una no go fit shut up and forget it Haba that's the trick I use in downloading with the 300 naira 1 gig plan una go make dem block everything including the legal one. mcheeeeew
U are a slowpoke for reasoning like a goat... Is it ur fadas network or U jus woke up nd discovered it urself.... Jus shut d f up... Legal one indeed... All dis kids running around nairaland instead of preparing for their jamb...
Celebrities › Re: 7 Things To Do If Your Nude Pix Have Gone Viral by Nbote(m): 10:29am On May 09, 2017
Story.... D only thing to do is enjoy d attention while it lasts, it would pass... U may only report to the police if it's blackmail..
Phones › Re: How To Download Large Files With The AIRTEL Unlimited Social Data by Nbote(m): 9:53am On May 09, 2017
beejah:
It works, one just needs to be fast when pressing the reload button at the bottom, had to tried it several times before I got it.

Thanks
Wen u mean fast, do u mean before the opera prompt to save or cancel coms up or wat? Did u den click on d save afta d Reload is done?
Phones › Re: How To Download Large Files With The AIRTEL Unlimited Social Data by Nbote(m): 8:37am On May 09, 2017
Danielli70:
Thanks man it's working perfectly
Abeg how u take do am.. Mine isn't downloading yet...
Phones › Re: How To Download Large Files With The AIRTEL Unlimited Social Data by Nbote(m): 8:36am On May 09, 2017
nenergy:
It worked for me. See the opera link: http://www.datafilehost.com/d/e2a87c15

Simple step:

Tap and hold the download button of that file then it will bring a pop-up message. Now click on Open in new tab and tap the Reload button (on the same page) located downwards {Be fast}. Then click download.
Download failed.. Which part am I missing? Press and hold and den select open in new tab and den Reload d page almost immediately.. Note opera prompt to save or cancel comes up while d Reload is on.. Den selected save after Reload is done but still not downloading...
Romance › Re: 6 Hilarious Lies Some Ladies Tell In A Relationship. by Nbote(m): 5:19pm On May 08, 2017
Every gal has dat one guy dey always refer to as jus a friend even though it clearly shows otherwise...
Music/Radio › Re: Iggy Azalea Vs Nicki Minaj ,who Raps Better? by Nbote(m): 4:25pm On May 08, 2017
Nikki of cos, Na TI dey try brush Iggy up but still yet Nikki's beta.. Waaay beta...
Nairaland General › Re: Man Drags Two Large Snakes On The Street Of Zimbabwe In Broad Daylight (Photos) by Nbote(m): 4:12pm On May 08, 2017
WIZGUY69:
lol grin
are you saying you can't keep snake as a pethuh
Jus negodu... So of all possible pets na snake I go kip?? As snake master or Snake in d monkey shadow? It's only Lala dat u shld suggest dat to oooo.. I no gree kip dog as pet, our churches believe cat to b devilish, so na snake wey b devil handmaid I go kip??
Romance › Re: You Take A Girl To An Hotel Room And She Dies©¥® by Nbote(m): 4:02pm On May 08, 2017
Naturally fear would b d first instinct dat sets in as d urge to run away is always d first dat coms to mind... And dat fear is borne out of some many things.. By d time u consider ur ordeal at d hands of d parents and d police who already will torture d hell out of u if u're a nobody.. Our police will first convict and jus pray her family no get money/connection, U are guilty as charged automatically...
Nairaland General › Re: Man Drags Two Large Snakes On The Street Of Zimbabwe In Broad Daylight (Photos) by Nbote(m): 3:50pm On May 08, 2017
WIZGUY69:
You are not a man wink
My broda since wen is manhood measured by snake gallantry? If na so I willingly chose any other gender ooo.. Dead or alive na from one mile I dey find out.. Afterall na women and snake suppose dey relate sef considering they already have a history..
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi resemblance nearly lands In Jail by Nbote(m): 2:16pm On May 08, 2017
Gmajor:
no picture and you expect us to believe you?
Lolzzz.. Not to worry U already believe because U couldn't tell d difference from the foto. Dats d dude on d left and Messi on d ryt... D resemblance is scary
NYSC › Re: Is This Female Nysc Corper A Nigerian?? by Nbote(m): 2:07pm On May 08, 2017
Too much bleaching plus excessive make up isn't beauty.. See her fingers don burn finish and her name is Joy.. Couldn't make out d rest except for her surname which ends in or so I'm guessing she's Edo.. Her so called fine so glaringly fake...
Phones › Re: New Airtel 1gig social Tweak by Nbote(m): 1:05am On May 08, 2017
honsule:
What about pc opera? Does it work?
Didn't try dat yet... Noticed I can't seem to download large files (tried downloading a series episode of about 150mb). But mp3s nd other aspects of opera works jus fine
Phones › Re: New Airtel 1gig social Tweak by Nbote(m): 12:23am On May 08, 2017
sbashir10:
shit, it has migrated me from my trybe 2.0 to one bullshit Smart trybe kid or so
Not poo... D first code migrates u to d kid trybe blah blah nd d nxt code accumulates d data.. Dats wat I'm posting dis with ryt now via Opera mini... Oh and downloading too via same
Phones › Re: New Airtel 1gig social Tweak by Nbote(m): 12:21am On May 08, 2017
Segunagagu:
Oga the Opera is not installing.saying parsing error.
U don't need any special opera to use it... Been downloading using my updated opera mini browser...
Celebrities › Re: Trending Pictures Of 7years Old Spoilt Kid. by Nbote(m): 12:09am On May 08, 2017
hernandson:
the 3rd picture confirms my assertion,look at the neck there is no way a human neck can go with a body like that...Nigerians may be facing recession but we are not blind
Lolzzz d recession don affect ur eye b dat.. But seriously there's nothing photoshopped about d photos. If u see a photoshopped photo U'll know not becos d doubt d report but because u'll see d Photoshop trail.
Celebrities › Re: Trending Pictures Of 7years Old Spoilt Kid. by Nbote(m): 10:14pm On May 07, 2017
hernandson:
pure Photoshop I swear down,the stature isn't a kids own,see those arms and hands,even the laps and curves. nairalanders are not stupid op,this thread is misleading.
Zizicardo:
hmmm. it's either Photoshop or his parents should be ready to accept another man as their daughter in law in future. #gayalert#
StarBukola:
me self dey reason ham say 7yrs go get legs like that and armshuh? Something is not write
There's nothing photoshopped about the photo.. D age though may b incorrect though considering shim was taking photos in front of the mirror but dat dude is gay from birth and trust me the parents do know about it... Shim wasn't mimicking anything but simply flaunting shim curves...
Politics › Re: I Briefed President Buhari About Nia’s $289m — NSA Monguno by Nbote(m): 4:40pm On May 07, 2017
Jus negodu a govt... Abeg who is more clueless..?? Since he was briefed nd they all claim to know about the agency and d money, wetin EFCC find go there? We have imbeciles in govt...
Celebrities › Re: Woman Shows Off How She Cooks And Ate Her Placenta - See Photos by Nbote(m): 12:24pm On May 05, 2017
WTF!!! Eating placenta? So how isn't dat cannibalism? Yuck... Una go soon begin eat babies
Sports › Re: 5 Mistakes Arsenal Made This Season by Nbote(m): 12:21pm On May 05, 2017
D only mistake arsenal made dis season is d same mistake Arsenal have always been making in previous seasons.. WENGER'S STUBBORNNESS.. Arsene has always been very stubborn about changing tactics, players and formation... Arsenal has always been lucky to make top 4 in previous seasons because of d naivety of Liverpool and Tottenham especially. They finished 2nd last season wen dey shld have won d league with every other "big" and major contender struggling... Dis season was always going to b d same story.. D likes of Iwobi had few good games at d start of d season and instead of Wenger to give d lad a breather he kept playing him even though he was completely useless in most matches after d first 3 months of d season.. D same can b said about Ozil... Ozil flourishes in a midfield where there are combative partners to do d dirty work while he frees up space.. When u play with average players, definitely ur performance would b affected. Sanchez's performance seems to b dropping as well because d supporting cast isn't there. Arsenal had d chance to sign Schnerdelin, Kante and most annoying Wanyama who openly wanted to come to arsenal but because of WENGER'S stubbornness he bought a xhaka instead who is similar to Ramsey in style of player and have been d defensive and combative midfielder Arsenal have always lacked. If ur midfield is always found wanting, ur defence will always b exposed no matter how gud dey are.. WENGER'S stubbornness in sticking with d same players and tactics for every match is annoying most tyms and even his subs would show u dat... No coach shld b as patient with players as Wenger does. If u're not performing, someone else shld b allowed to perform else there won't b competition in d team. Dats one of d reasons why arsenal players have stagnated over d years. Wilshere, Ramsey, Gibbs and most annoying Walcott are very average players who are very relaxed at arsenal because of lack of competition. Tottenham on d other hand have improved on their players and as such u can see their performances on d pitch. And bulk of the team is from their Academy and reserves. I really do wish dey DON'T qualify because dats d only way d drastic change arsenal needs would come..
Politics › Re: President Buhari To Attend Jumaat Service Today -presidency by Nbote(m): 11:52am On May 05, 2017
So if state house correspondents and anyone else are not allowed to photograph him, how do we know he was truly there? because from all indications una go even restrict ppl coming in... My question is for how long do u ppl intend deceiving urselves and playing draft with his true health status?
Politics › Re: We Have A Good Story To Tell On May 29 – Lai Mohammed by Nbote(m): 11:25am On May 05, 2017
Uncle tell us anoda story because u can LAI ooo.
Romance › Re: The Nàked Man Technique: It Works!!! by Nbote(m): 10:02am On May 05, 2017
SexyNairalander:
how I met your mother


my best comedy series, I dont get tired of watching it
Dats all a bro needs to kip up with... Though most naija gals are an exception to the rule...
Nairaland General › Re: Hilarious: Why Nigerians Say Sorry Before Asking A Question. by Nbote(m): 9:26am On May 05, 2017
I swear everyone in dis country is on default vex mode.. U'll excuse somebody and their default response is ehen! Every body dey suspect everybody for dis country... D sorry is for any provocation u may stir up with d question
Education › Re: Huge Python Living In Ceiling, Roasted In FCT College Of Education Fire Incident by Nbote(m): 9:16am On May 05, 2017
How e take enta ceiling? Hian.. Now all these movements inside our ceiling no go funny again.. Maybe na one student wey wan go rearrange her results lol and den fire from d mountain burn am with all d results join...
Jokes Etc › Re: Some Funny Names You Can Ever Come Accross (PHOTOS) by Nbote(m): 10:25pm On May 04, 2017
Lolzzz.... If Bill Gates isn't d richest man in d world, his name would have qualified to b on dis list..

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