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Politics › Re: Cameroon Sends War Ship To Calabar by Nbote(m): 7:08am On May 20, 2017
DonBobes:
Anything courtesy visits the general public needs not to be aware for some reasons best known to both parties involved. So y is everybody screaming @ y'hello",huh?
The statement the Nigerian navy boss said that they are yet to ascertain their reasons for the courtesy visit is a lie from the OP. Abeg make i pass.
A lie from the OP to what gains exactly? He's admitted to still expecting to be briefed and dats normal? A WARSHIP?
Politics › Re: Cameroon Sends War Ship To Calabar by Nbote(m): 7:06am On May 20, 2017
mfm04622:
Did you read it at all? Where was it indicated that Nigerian Navy is not aware of the presence of the Cameroonian ship? The ambassador received salute from both Nigerian and Cameroonian sailors.
Did u also read it at all, D top Nigerian Navy Commander overseeing d region admitting they are yet to be briefed on why the WARSHIP came visiting? A WARSHIP, not cruiseship or fishing boat... A FREAKING WARSHIP!! At the very least dey are supposed to have known dey are coming and why. U allow a WARSHIP into the nation's waters and yet to ascertain their mission? Is dat normal to u?
Politics › Re: Cameroon Sends War Ship To Calabar by Nbote(m): 6:58am On May 20, 2017
toastedbread:
you need a top level clearance to know why they're here.
it's classified.
U think dis is 24 abi? Hope u read where d navy commander opened his mouth to admit dey are still yet to be briefed on why a WARSHIP came visiting. Even if dey didn't know which is totally wrong in the first place, admitting such is embarrassing in itself..
Politics › Re: Cameroon Sends War Ship To Calabar by Nbote(m): 1:54am On May 20, 2017
tdayof:
The blogger is damn dumb.. That's a friendly visit.
Don't underestimate the Nigerian navy. The Nigerian navy herself is bigger than all naval power in West and Central African countries.
What has d "blogger" got to do with our naval commander admitting dey have not been briefed about their mission yet? It's clearly a friendly visit because we are discussing it now. D Navy has admitted dey don't know d mission of d WARSHIP yet even though its a friendly one. Is it normal dat a nation's navy "welcomed" a WARSHIP dey have no idea what it's mission is? Emphasis on d WARSHIP...
Romance › Re: Which Of Dem Underwears Are U Comfortable With by Nbote(m): 1:49am On May 20, 2017
Boxer shorts ... I like my freedom.. Neva been comfortable with anything tight
Celebrities › Re: Who Deserves To Win 2017 BET ” Best International Act Africa ” Award? by Nbote(m): 1:10am On May 20, 2017
D only artiste who has gone international from Africa on dat list is Wizkid
Politics › Re: Why Does Naira Appreciate Whenever Buhari Travels? by Nbote(m): 1:07am On May 20, 2017
With body language comes great body odour... No blame dollar
Politics › Re: #NEPAwahala Is Trending On Nigerian Twitter. See Some Hilarious Tweets (Photos) by Nbote(m): 1:02am On May 20, 2017
D idiots came to d house today and I willingly offered dem my cut out fuse because my pole is in my compound.... Their sense didn't tell dem I have 3 phases and shld have 2 more cut out fuse in d house..
Politics › Re: Cameroon Sends War Ship To Calabar by Nbote(m): 12:50am On May 20, 2017
Haishophem:
The waterways are not as porous as you imagined. I believe the warship is on a friendly mission. FYI, there is constant navy patrol along calabar channel while the presence of Nigerian naval warship on the high sea would have done the needful had it been the said warship is not on a friendly visit.
Oga if it wasn't porous , d Nigerian Navy would have known d WARSHIP was coming and why it was coming... Its a WARSHIP we are talking about here not a cruise ship. D mere fact dat d Navy is unaware if d ship's mission is embarassing already. A ship u don't know its mission even already receiving their country's representative.. What if their ambassador has been spying for dem? Its jus like a visitor coming to ur house without informing u wen u're not home because dey know ur door is always open only to invite his relative into to ur house while u are still away.. It is totally wrong and shows great lapses.
Celebrities › Re: Bbnaija: Thin Tall Tony (ttt) Look Alike Who Is A Bus Conductor by Nbote(m): 10:08pm On May 19, 2017
OP, are u sure u know TTT or are u referring to TTT as triple alphabets? Either way u need glasses.
Politics › Re: Cameroon Sends War Ship To Calabar by Nbote(m):
Jus imagine how porous our waterways borders and d military are... A naval warship from anoda country docked and already received their ambassador and our navy still have no idea why dey are here?? Which kind mumu ppl b dis sef.. If na war now dem don overun calabar and d south south already ooo.. How can d navy not b aware of why a WARSHIP is docked on their waters for heavens sake whether friendly or not?? So na to wait till d ship reach here den find out if its friendly abi... Choiii

Lalasticlala jus negodu...
Christianity Etc › Re: This Verses In The Bible Shows Jesus Was Not Crucified by Nbote(m): 7:40pm On May 19, 2017
Oga , whateva day U want to celebrate d death and resurrection of Christ is totally up to U. Christians have chosen wen to MARK AND CELEBRATE dat. D essence of marking it is to remind us of his sacrifice and not to kip d records .. D message of easter is what is important. It becomes a problem if anything other dan d death and resurrection of Christ is done during d period which to d best of my knowledge there isn't. Are u asked to offer sacrifices and make any enchantments to anything in dat period? Jesus did not ask us to mark his birthday nd remembrance but christians do it to remind demselves of dat sacrifice of death on d cross. D most important thing dat should concern u is his DEATH and RESURRECTION.. If u're not comfortable with d dates and timing choose ur own date.
Phones › Re: Wow! ETISALAT 200naira For 1GB.... by Nbote(m): 7:30pm On May 19, 2017
It's not for all sims , only for sims DAT received d msg.. Been using it for 2 months now on one of my sims valid for 3days. U didn't discover mungo park..
Romance › Re: Guys, Can You Put Your Face On A Woman's Private Part,Like This? by Nbote(m): 7:27pm On May 19, 2017
SexyNairalander:
booked


my rule: don't suck me and I won't do same. . .that shit is disgusting mehn
Exactly d same thing my gal said and now all she wants to do most tym is swallow...
Phones › Re: Whatsapp Introduced "Pin Chat" - See Features by Nbote(m): 7:24pm On May 19, 2017
nazeefsco:
I think telegram is still better..but let see what others think....like for telegram share for whatsapp
Na whatsapp update u wan take hustle likes abi..
TV/Movies › Re: Who Remembers Watching Telematch In Those Days by Nbote(m): 7:02pm On May 19, 2017
Choiii we Don old oooo... DAT German program/competition.. It was one of my favorites back den ooo.

eins!!!

zwei!!

drei!!
and den d whistle ....

The challengers face off trying to perform tasks as quickly as possible as d clock counts down... D team with d most points at d end of all d tasks wins
Nairaland General › Re: I Want A Man That I Can Look Up To - Linda Ikeji by Nbote(m): 6:43pm On May 19, 2017
But because of ur money and level, I'll always look down on him eventually
Politics › Re: Poor Fed Govt’s Ideas Led Nigeria Into Recession – Soludo by Nbote(m): 10:44am On May 19, 2017
The usual excuse of blaming GEJ has become stale and reality is beginning to set in.. It's like @sarrki has lost his job to d raging zombie up there...
Romance › Re: Interview With Women: Does Size Really Matter? by Nbote(m): 10:41am On May 19, 2017
A typical oyibo gals response to the question. But typical naija gals responses will b like

1. TEMI, 21
Size matters ooo, who small dick epp??

2. Chizzy, 19
Well size actually does matter. A big dick of atleast 6 inches shld b ideal

3. Anna, 22

Size actually matters (smiling). A dick shld b long and big enof to satisfy me.

4. Bolanle, 27
Well from my experience, size does matter jor.. I've had different sizes and must confess d bigger d beta..

5. Chidinma, 23

Size really does matter, cos my bf is of average size and I still need to help myself most tyms (Thank God for cucumber)

6. Ene, 24

Before nko? How small dick wan take beleful person? My bf has a huge dick and must b bleep me for at least 4hrs..

7. Blessing, 19
Hmmm.. Well size doesn't really matter so long as he can handle it and satisfy me.. At least 2hrs non stop

8. Ekaitte, 28

Before nko!! Man wey no get big thing na man??

9. Vitarah,

I need a man with 20inch dick. Something I can always feel in b stomach

10. Joy, 18

Size doesn't really matter , but I prefer big sizes . It's painful but I enjoy it.

11. TrapQueen, 26

Well size doesn't matter but who wouldn't want a big size in dem??

12. Faith, 37

JESUS!! What kind of a question is dat? U beta giv ur life to Christ. I'm a born again Sista and wateva man d Lord directs me to is okay for me.

13. Romancelanders, football age
I need a man with big dick. Dats d only way we enjoy sex.

14. Zainab, 24
Size? I've always been used to big sizes which I think is d standard size.. Really didn't think they com in smaller sizes until my last boyfriend

15. Anonymous,

Well size doesn't really matter. And I luv fruits like cucumber naturally


Jus notice all their football ages and their big mouth..
Celebrities › Re: Meet Nigerian Music Tycoon Who Wears A $15million Diamond Grill On His Teeth by Nbote(m): 10:07am On May 19, 2017
Lolzxx.. Music tycoon and yet he's still looking to sign new artistes... No worry no b today G boys and runsmen don dey run hide under d umbrella of music.. Dem plenty
Politics › Re: Nigeria Sending An Astronaut To Space By 2030 by Nbote(m): 10:02am On May 19, 2017
I pity for dat person dey are sending... If we fit misplace satellite in space , na Pesin we go locate? Anyway I clearly remember a vision 2010 and 2020...
Celebrities › Re: Photos From Efe's Thanksgiving Service In Jos by Nbote(m): 7:43am On May 19, 2017
Since wey him com back na now him dey do Thanksgiving? Shows and tours were more important to him.. I'm sure na d mama insist on d Thanksgiving...
Christianity Etc › Re: Photos Of Assemblies Of God Members Dancing After Supreme Court Victory by Nbote(m): 9:10pm On May 18, 2017
kinibigdeal:
You failed to comprehend my message and that's the simple reasons many student fail English language in senior certificate examination. I stand by my words, the reasons why my Easterner brothers and friend find it hard to sustain a church is because of this money sentiment. Some years back, an editor in the punch Newspaper wrote an inept articles on how RCCG have been collecting tithe from the east without having their headquarters in the east, he went further to suggest that RCCG should have two headquarter, one in the east and the other in the west because they are also a contributor. My point is, why did the editor focus on the tithe than the salvation in the church? Apostolic church had same issues until the church got splitted into two, while the one in the east is still having court cases, the one in south west is growing large. My message is that, the church is not a business medium but a salvation medium. Pastor Kumuyi talked about same issues some year back
The problem with ur likes is dat in their folly dey see reason and simply assume everyone else wallows in folly.. U mentioned politics in d church by easterners and now money sentiments.. RCCG collects tithes from it's BRANCHES not from d EAST , d same way every other church gets contributions from their BRANCHES.. There's politics in every church d only difference been dey don't allow it spill out.. Do u know d leadership tussle dats been ongoing in d RCCG for years now on who succeeds d GO, d same with Deeper Life ? No need trying to make u see reason. U can't..
Phones › Re: Airtel Unlimited Free Credit And Browsing Valid For A Month by Nbote(m): 8:57pm On May 18, 2017
OP are u sure u know d meaning of unlimited at all?? Dats d Airtel 20x promo. U and trust me d data isn't worth it..
Education › Re: The 'O' In The Abbreviation BODMAS Does Not Mean 'of'... See The Meaning by Nbote(m): 5:22pm On May 18, 2017
So long as we were not using it wrongly all d while , doesn't really matter whether na OF or ORDER.. What matters is d application is right
Business › Re: How Lucrative Is This Business,pls by Nbote(m): 5:13pm On May 18, 2017
StephDamielola:
Thank you Sir
Chaiii... And she fine ooo.. Beaury and brains.. I'm surprised u didn't call lala on dis one abi u don tire for FP...
Christianity Etc › Re: Photos Of Assemblies Of God Members Dancing After Supreme Court Victory by Nbote(m): 4:58pm On May 18, 2017
They shld b ashamed of demselves for having to resort to legal battle to resolve leadership tussle in d church.. Now dey've succeeded in dragging their church back to d stone age because d church which used to b one of d major denominations simply imploded since their leadership tussle began...

kinibigdeal:
I think easterner should learn that politics is not part of the church. Assembles of God is the only church with headquarters in the east but her activities had been rapture with varieties of court cases. I stand corrected on its headquarter base
U'll have made some sense if u didn't let d ethnic bigot in u influence ur comment.. What has church politics got to do with easterners or d location of d church? Or u think church politics doesn't happen in other churches as well? Learn to make logical comments devoid of any atom of ethnic slurs.
Business › Re: How Lucrative Is This Business,pls by Nbote(m): 4:42pm On May 18, 2017
StephDamielola:
Babe i must commend your entrepreneurial spirit. Now listen and listen good, You shouldn't concentrate more on HOW LUCRATIVE IT IS ok. Concentrate more on how to make it unique because there are a million and one plantain chip sellers out there but if yours can be so unique then in the long run, you will make waves.
StephDamielola:
While others are selling just fried plantain chips, you can add some lemon flavour to make it taste different. You could also work on a beautiful packaging too. This and more will determine how lucrative it will be from your end ok
Ur head dey there. Quite impressive and concise... Oya chop plantain chips...
Fashion › Re: John Foster Shoes by Nbote(m): 2:37pm On May 18, 2017
Prices...?
Agriculture › Re: Is Tomato A Fruit Or A Vegetable? by Nbote(m): 12:44pm On May 18, 2017
Mavin1:
Not really, we were discussing when the question came up, My guy said it's a vegetable but I doubted, that's why I came here for clarification! Thank you.
Then he probably saw d video too... It's one of those comedy skits where ppl are asked questions and u get hilarious answers and responses.. D question asked was wat d total number of "FRUITS" were after adding a couple of named fruits and den a couple of tomatoes.. D general misconception is dat tomato is a vegetable but dats totally wrong...
Phones › Re: And Here Is How To Get Mtn 20GB by Nbote(m): 11:48am On May 18, 2017
Babaken:
Please I need help I just lock my sim they are asking for the puk I don't have and I don't have the number off head please the SIM pack too can't be found please I need your help.
How exactly did u lock ur sim and then forget d pin u used and strangely enough not know ur number? Guy no b ur sim... If not u'll have asked ur number from anyone who has it and called customer care to help u out...
Agriculture › Re: Is Tomato A Fruit Or A Vegetable? by Nbote(m): 11:40am On May 18, 2017
It's a fruit irrespective of wat u've been made to believe... I'm guessing u began doubting urself afta DAT YouTube video.. Instead of going online to research urself u are here asking nairalanders...

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