₦airaland Forum

imma2:
One of my side chicks save my no as "er". I no send am. We know say we just dey deceive ourselves

Now dats a real G .. Ur head dey game..

I thought these ppl said it's only one region dats always known for fraud?? NCAN com and tell us which region owns dat name ooo

And ur point is?

Stevengerd:
Lol. I Be Tink Say Na Only Me Dey See Am Oh! Always Snapping In Frnt Of His Tv Set.

Na empty vessels dey make d loudest noise for nairaland...

U wey dey wan bust someone dat is always snapping in front of his television in his rum una 2 na birds of a feather...

Cult hero of where? abi hero of which cult? If u mean almajiri cult maybe... He's d most inconsistent player in d history of d super Eagles whose career has been at a standstill ever since he "burst" into d limelight..

because He clearly got her pregnant first... This is clearly a case of Choir unit member getting pregnant for Pastor's son/impregnating pastor's daughter and it was too late to do anything about it so dey quickly got married... I'm going with impregnating pastor's daughter

Ur edo galfriend came to chill with u in d dream...

They shld kuku kill me because I go sick....

See as Wale dey spit yoloba on twitter.. Naija tweeps are coming for d "oloshis"

So U were able to relate with ppl around u in d nite wey WhatsApp shutdown? D whole place was quiet? Since wen WhatsApp begin get speakers like our churches and mosques or since wen do we chatter while on WhatsApp?
Now they're 2 things involved, ur lazy ass copied and pasted nonsense it saw online or U have no idea what u're talking about...

Stop spreading falsehood... Buckingham Palace confirms d Duke of Edinburgh is very alive and kicking...

laribari:
Of cos the devil means business

Since u know it's of d devil, why are u still using it? And I'm quite sure u're very active across all social media platforms.. Why are u actively devilish?

It's not a network or update issue... WhatsApp servers are down and it's a worldwide WhatsApp blackout...
http://m.hulldailymail.co.uk/whatsapp-is-down-and-people-are-not-happy/story-30311099-detail/story.html

WhatsApp servers are down worldwide...
http://m.hulldailymail.co.uk/whatsapp-is-down-and-people-are-not-happy/story-30311099-detail/story.html

Thought I was d only one experiencing it.. WhatsApp servers are down for real... Go to WhatsApp help and check system status to confirm it... And it's actually worldwide.. check dis out
http://m.hulldailymail.co.uk/whatsapp-is-down-and-people-are-not-happy/story-30311099-detail/story.html

First things first ur list is incomplete and secondly some of d places u listed are actually situated in places u listed as other areas and u listed some bus stops as well.. Places like Dantata ,Airport and Abacha barracks are simply bus stops which got their names from d siting of d aforementioned... Madalla , nyanya , Karu and maraba are all outskirts of abuja nd part of Niger and Nasarawa respectively... There's only Gwarinpa and Gwarinpa extension. Federal housing is an extension.. U didn't make mention of Bwari , Dutse, kubwa, Life camp, Kuje , Gwagwalada, Asokoro, Wuse and all its zones, Garki and all its areas, Games village, Mpape, .... etc ..There are a whole lot of dem..

Dat Road is not only bad but has become a hotspot for robbers and kidnappers... D foolish govt was quick to have police and military patrols at almost every 1km at d Abuja/Kaduna express because air traffic was relocated to Kaduna and as such d need to beef up security over d period d "VIPs" would use d Road..

Awon three musketeers still running things....

Dats how some of u will jus b making silly comparisons.. Comparing a defender and a midfielder.. I'm guessing u're a Chelsea fan so based on dis logic of urs Marcos Alonso is beta than Ngolo Kante, Victor Moses and David Luiz combined because he has as more goals dan dey do abi? Or Pedro is beta than Kante because he has scored far more goals in fewer games too ryt? Pogba no doubt hasn't justified his price tag so far but yet dis is his first full season in d league.. I'm not a fan of his show off and flamboyant style of play but comparing him with a defender and Cahill at dat is funny..

Change begins with him....

And na sons of Jerusalem dem dey display for.. Many of una dey pay go enta strip club jus to see bra and now u're seeing boobi without d nipple she's suddenly from Sodom..

Exactly d same way he wasn't sick and didn't travel to London for medical treatment. We know he's only vacationing in aso rock because "Change" begins with him.. One of dis days d "Presidency" will deny PMB is d President.

Can't remember one dude who called him out on social media some years back for being snitch and common thief who's wanted in d states back den for car jacking... Turns out he was right..

I no know why anytime I hear zamani I dey feel say d pesin relate to ice Prince.. Dats a make up queen by d way, not a beauty queen...

Dats d kind of Lazy graduates dat d country kips churning out yearning year out... Lemme ask of what benefits is ur walk for Dangote to U and Dangote? U guys are a definition of how dysfunctional d society we live in is.. Where u expect rewards by bootlicking d right ppl.. I understand u want to b encouraged and tow d line of d trekker from Lagos to Abuja.. But now let me ask u dis, To what end exactly is ur trekking? D guy who trekked for Buhari was trying to fulfill his bet... What do u plan to gain and achieve?

Prices and location pls... U on WhatsApp?

Hmmmm... And yet ppl didn't go mad wen d likes of Dangote were listed in d Forbes richlist

Between dis guy and bobrisky I no know who get sense pass... Y u no dey tell dem on top d bed? Dis guy is trying so hard to b relevant...

So what's now d use of wearing it in d first place if u're going to remove it midsex? Some ppl sef