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It doesn't really stop until u marry.. D slaps still com in batches and flashes now and den..

While he was busy reading book, Spanner from somewhere dey service madam...

It's not a scam. Heard d jingle over the radio a couple of days ago. It's supposed to be d digital migration stuff though I don't know which of d states it's available in at d moment except Abj and jos.. What's his location?

Dandeson1:
My mother told me that if she caught me using the computer again to open useless threads like this, she will rub my face all over my keyboard, lol i aint scared of her, i will open anything i wan keyUvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossashdk kdbksovekzbsbowb ksbvskdnkd.jiebe .ekd.fow.of.shso.isvge. E

Hahahahaha... I guess she used ur face to post dat. Nyc one

Which parent go allow kids as little as those to waka on their own to skool no matter the distance? Some parents really careless sha.. I simply jus want to assume d original poster shared dis info to allow ppl make their assumptions and theories again, but if thru den d parents shld b blamed for carelessness

robminds:
I need the 5GB Etisalat at N1200 How can i pay u? and do you have Etisalat right now? I need it urgently reply

Bros na scam dem wan scam u...

Phyno ke? Either those children watch black and white TV at home or dey've only seen him on d radio and photocopied Album cover because all I see is jus beards no resemblance.

Mayb someone promised him tithe or contributions to b redeemed on d 27th and he forgot what was promised and who promised it but e no forget d date.

D more dis ppl kip coming up with fake pics to defend the missing President d more it's hard to believe their isn't more to the story. First it was a so called photo of the President with the President of the European Parliament which d poster forgot was from February last year and now dis... Obviously d whole death rumor is definitely outrageous and uncalled for but dats what happens when there's little or no communication between the masses and d presidency, coupled with the precarious economic situation we find ourselves.

emoa2002:
Pls have they started issuing the new tinted permit or it's the former one you are talking about

They've been issuing d new one since last year...

Dats according to the Road Safety.. But according to the Police,
-U'll need receipt of all of the papers,
-The booklet u used in registering d papers
-Plate number receipt
-I.D to show who u are and if d name on ur ID is different from the name on the papers, b prepared to explain why it's not a stolen vehicle
-Old and new tinted permit otherwise b ready to b caught for the one u don't have..
-And last but not the list, Cash in d event u don't have anyone dey ask about or in a hurry...

What exactly is there to "Hail" about a criminal?

Wait ooo, let me understand... So those being killed in southern Kaduna by "Aliens" /Fulani herdsmen are all false stories cooked up by "Biafrans" to fuel war abi? So the herdsmen who surrendered hundreds of AK 47s in Katsina state are also "Biafrans" abi? I used to think most ppl are supposed to have sense but it's obvious some ppl have allowed sentiments to rot their brains. It's ironic all these denials and counter denials are coming afta people are begin to talk about self defence. All the while the killings started not a single voice from any of dis morons was raised. Make dem contunu. Na d ppl of Southern kaduna and other parts being suppressed by religion and herdsmen I blame. If dis killings had been of Muslims or even an hausa man by now protests and riots would have enveloped d north

Our President is not available at the moment, dey'll have to try again later...

Me likey...

Garri added 1500 jus between first week of January and last week... Na now d CHANGE DOLE don dey red...

Hope U do realise dats from February last year right? After addressing the European Parliament... Why una sabi fool unaselves with work wey nobody send una. Since he's holidaying why is he meeting the FORMER president of the European Parliament? And wen we say zombies no get sense dem go dey vex.... It's lack of communication dat always leads the masses to speculate. D same thing happened d last tym he went for holidays/medicals. D socio economic situation in the country is precarious and doesn't seem to be abating especially with the govt clueless on how to fix things. If he had gone holidaying to Tinapa or Obudu or Daura, would d speculations have been dis much?

OP and other morons, how com d skool issued a rejoinder a day before Vanguard reported d news? For U claiming d paper is trying to stoke religious violence, has there been killings in southern kaduna by fulani herdsmen or not? Has there been killings in other parts by d same herdsmen or not? To think there wasn't much done all these while until ppl started calling for self defense den Una remember say una get mouth and can type abi? Northern leaders are claiming d ppl carrying out these attacks are aliens but yet "Aliens" came to surrender hundreds of AK 47s in Katsina jus a few days ago. I really do wish some of U can actually b in a position where ur voice isn't been heard, then I'll know whether u can com and spew d senseless and moronic thrash some of U spew online.

So her solution is instead of beating dem, jus join dem abi? Na must say everybody must join politics before dey can complain about bad governance abi? Na so U go know political oloshos

Two top officials of the federal government have provided contradictory figures on the looted funds already recovered by the federal government.
The Muhammadu Buhari administration has made the recovery of looted funds, as well as prosecution of culprits, one of the focus of its anti-corruption war.
Photo Credit: Nigerian Newspaper
While the Director General of the Budget Office, Ben Akabueze, said in December that N72 billion had already been recovered, the Attorney-General of the Federation said on Thursday that N15 billion and $10.5 million (about N3.2 billion), making a total of N18.2 billion, had so far been recovered.
The difference between the two provided figures is over N50 billion and the larger sum was first stated, removing any possibility that the latter figure was an update on the earlier one. It is possible that the figure provided by the attorney general represents only that of the justice ministry while that of the budget office represents that of the others, or of all ministries, departments and agencies; but that distinction was not made by the officials.
Mr. Akabueze made his disclosure while answering questions at the public presentation of the 2017 budget proposals at the State House, Abuja, on December 19.
He said N72 billion of the money had already been recovered, and the targeted N258 billion would be used to partly fund the 2017 budget, the News Agency of Nigeria reported.
“We are projecting N258.6 billion looted funds to be part of the revenue to finance 2017 budget,” Mr. Akabueze said.
“Also to be included in budget financing is $320 million, which is N97.6 billion recovered Abacha loots expected from the Swiss government.
“The balance of N90 billion will be from other expected recovery loots which are now at advance stages,’’ he said.
On Thursday, Mr. Malami disclosed his figure in Abuja when the Senate Committee on Judiciary, Human Rights and Legal Matters visited the ministry on its oversight function to appraise the 2016 budget performance of the ministry.
“Let me put it on record that the Federal Ministry of Justice has equally significantly recorded success in the recovery drive as it relates to the looted funds,” he was quoted as saying by the News Agency of Nigeria.
“In that regard and direction, over N15 billion has been recovered by the ministry and $10.5 million was equally recovered in that direction,” Mr. Malami said.
None of the two federal officials provided a detailed breakdown of the looted funds including from whom and when.
The justice minister said that exclusive of the recoveries, the revenue profile of his ministry as at December 31, 2016, was N12.4 million.
He said this was generated from sale of journals, renting of part of the headquarters building to commercial entities, use of its conference hall, tender fees and sale of un-serviceable items.
He added that the total expenditure profile of the ministry within the same period was N3.7 billion, including personnel and non-regular allowances.
The chief law officer of the country said that the ministry, by virtue of its mandate, was in a vantage position to articulate and implement the present administration’s broad policy objectives in four major priority areas.
“The anti-corruption campaign, the recovery of stolen national assets, the rule of law component of the anti-terrorism war and the institutionalisation of law and order in all aspects of national life,” he said.
On Nigeria’s non-membership of the Financial Action Task Force, FATF, Mr. Malami explained that it will take the collaboration of both the executive and the legislature to scale all the hurdles.
“Among some of the demands required to become a member are the passing of the Money Laundering Act, Proceeds of Crime Act and Autonomy of the Financial Task Force.
“All these bills are still pending before the legislature and have not been passed, so we need to work together to get Nigeria registered.’’
The Chairman of the Committee, David Umaru (APC-Niger) said the 2016 budget was fraught with challenges but noted that the ministry and its parastatals were able to make judicious use of it.
He said the committee was not oblivious of the recent economic challenges in the country and was already preparing for the 2017 budget defence.
Mr. Umaru said the committee would work in consultation with the executive, particularly the justice ministry, to ensure that the budget was passed so as to address the economic situation in the country.
He added that the committee was also working to ensure that all bills necessary to make the work of the ministry and its parastatals easier were been looked into with a view to passing them soon.
A member of the committee, Chukwuka Utazi (PDP-Enugu) decried Nigeria’s non-membership of the FATF.
According to Mr. Utazi, as a country that really wants to fight corruption, if we are on the FATF, it will help us to recover some of the stolen assets.
“Nigeria is not a member of FATF, this is a very important membership which we have not yet gotten and this can help us recover stolen assets since it is one of its core mandates.’’
He lamented that office of the attorneys-general always put in applications for membership every year but failed to follow it through.
The lawmaker said that the shuttle diplomacy Nigeria was engaging in would not yield much without a membership of the FATF as no other member would give Nigeria support unless it was registered.
The News Agency of Nigeria reports that N3.9 billion was appropriated for the main ministry in the 2016 budget with overhead cost taking over N1.7 billion.

source: http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/221645-nigerias-attorney-general-budget-office-give-contradictory-figures-looted-funds.html

Lolzzzz... Even change merchants are now begging for change in their own office.. E don red

Hahahahahahahah... Shebi na dem promise change, na d change dem dey beg for na... lol

DIS govt is the most confused govt in d history of confusion. Wen dey came into power, one of the first things dey did was to remove subsidy on the prices of fertilizers and other incentives enjoyed by farmers claiming corruption as usual. So why are dey going back to start d whole subsidy regime again? Exactly d same way dey rushed to remove subsidy for petrol and now back to paying subsidy claims to marketers because dey couldn't sustain it. Dis their trial-and-error policies of becoming embarrassing.

Dis new NCC are as criminal as their new ogas. Na dem suppose collect d fine abi d subscribers? I remember d last tym one of dis ntwrks was asked to refund subscribers. Dats how it shld b. It's now looking more like d ntwrk providers are helping d NCC to milk d subscribers. Generate millions/billions from unsolicited msgs and simply remit their share of 5m to d NCC.

Where are those morons dat started created threads sometime ago about how power has improved and blah blah... Oya com and defend oooo

D Park/Neutral and handbrakes aren't there for fancy.. No one can be totally prepared for an emergency dats y it's called an emergency in d first place. If u're not worried about the parking Pawl everytime u start ur ignition and have to drive, why worry about a few traffic stops. Gearbox issues doesn't arise from constantly engaging ur Park gear.

rusher14:
I strongly believe research would include geophysical studies , well construction and Fadama investigations.
More light should be shed in any case.

Well construction for who? How many houses in dis country doesn't own a well, borehole or one form of water supply? Fadama investigations for what and who? Geophysical studies to drill borehole for ppl? Or what exactly? Dat is one ministry dat has neva had any use and shld b scrapped or merged with the ministry of works or agriculture. Imagine budgeting 2.1 billion of the money for GOVERNANCE AND INSTITUTIONAL NONSENSE, are they going to divide d red Sea like Moses or Command a rock to supply water? Dis is clearly d deodorant some ppl talked about.

Some of us are taking dis whole thing to a whole new level... Like seriously, how do sit somewhere and make u these stories? I'm definitely not a fan of the APC and PMB but dis has gotten way too low and pathetic.. Wateva d issues are with him no one has any rights to make an assertions or claims but himself, family and govt. Since his holiday is still on why don't some of U jus get a life and do something else. There'll b a whole lot of time for U to " CELEBRATE " if dats what u really want to do if it turns out to b true.

azzima:
This is why I don't feel sorry for poor Nigerians anymore. Someone is accused of stealing BILLIONS which your entire family put together will never touch in the next 200 years and this is all you can say??

I tried as much as I could to ignore u but d stench of ur stupidity was jus too much. I know it's hard living without a brain but it's easier to jus ignore things U don't understand. Someone is accused? Has she been invited to the courts yet or she is being accused thru someone else who's in court? Oh and by d way my entire family atleast won't worry about how a whole generation could survive without brains...

Simply face ur books and leave social media for the tym being.