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[quote author=Ejiné]The Frog Jump really tormented me. It gave me nightmares, and even led to the thick thighs and muscular asss I have today [/quote]Serena Williams... Go learn lawn tennis..

TRILLIONIAR: CIGAR OBO

Which one b "cigar obo"?

pick pin... Will never do that to my kids when I eventually start making babies..

Jusus Christ of ......... Complete it

obitee69: Den he made a wrong move..Cowardly fool

According to James Hadley Chase, You Never Know With Women.

private bodyguards without guns.... This will be a disaster... A very big disaster in the making...

Genycharl: Pls can someone just see you today and says he wants to marry you?

It depends o... Heard a story like that from a close relation but I still don't want to believe it... He's an elder so he has no reason to lie to me

jeffizy: I have observed the trend of married couple gaining extreme weight a little after marriage.
It is also common to hear stories of husbands cheating on their wives with the excuse of their wives having become obess after marriage.
It is not peculiar to women alone, as i have seen men (myself included.lol) developing rounded backs, bigger heads and pot-bellies.
What is in marriage that brings so much change to a persons weight.?
This observation is not 100% as we have ppl who still maintain their stature.

This feeling of relaxation... Girls will think " I don marry na who go dey look me?, my husband go still like me after all na for better or for worse"... Guys " Make I relax jare, I don marry make I enjoy my wife food, after all no be me kill Jesus Christ, na naija be this wetin concern Africa man with exercise"... To me it all boils down to laziness and our non chalant attitude to our health and we ain't mindful of what we eat or drink..

[quote author=Raggedy_Ann]Why are u harshing? Money isn't always da thing, not every woman is on the look out for Dangote (or his son). Some of us want to find the man that we can connect with on every level - someone who gets us, puts our needs first, makes us feel special, someone refined that we can be proud of. someone with whom we can let our guard down, who's got focus and knows where he's headed, someone who feels responsible for us. someone we can be 100% about, even though he might not be perfect. settling for less means you're aware that the relationship doesn't feel exactly right and you're going to draw up a list and decide if the pros outweigh the cons.[/quote]on the part that you said money ain't what girls look out for, I disagree..... That's the first thing most girl look out for... That settling for less is exactly what we all think it is... Don't cover up for your fellow girl.

obitee69: I never sed bad fins!. I just opened up on personal relationship ups n downs..seeking meaningful advice

Ok... Then maybe the snitch is eyeing your lady.

Doncolio: Mummy's boy, don't forget this is a thread for single ladies. Like I said, the MEN are searching. So ladies kindly upload your pics for the gents. Thank you.

Correct man... You get scopes for mouth... But you said what's right... Not necessarily the truth but your are right... But a word of advice, don't put your hope on it..

carmelion: it is either you did not understand my post,or I did not post it well.

Maybe all of the above or You too didn't understand my post or I didn't post it well..

If the guy is telling the truth, no amount or type of curse will get him... So kindly save your breath and mend your ways if you said bad thing about her on nairaland, start saying lovely/nice things and try to mean it...

Doncolio: Hello dolls n gents, been a while.

I noticed some dolls don't have their picture uploaded. Maybe reasons best known to whoever is concerned. But it will be rather lovely if the gents can have a pip of u. And it will be cool for the purpose of the thread. Dnt forget the MEN are searching.

You didn't upload yours and here you are asking to see the pix of other people.... Upload your own pix (your own o) before you ask others to upload theirs... Edited

carmelion: To the guys,please leave that little girl alone.She does not know anything yet.If you feel you cant resist her,please stop her from coming to your house.At that age,people are yet to get control of their ,so you the guy as the older one should not take advantage of her situation.Roll with girls of your age,I believe things would work out better.

When the girls of my age now refused to roll with their age mates, they call us "small boys" and whatever it is they like calling us, why won't we (not all guys o...) want to see what it was that those "big boys " saw in them and let the "little girls" see what they saw in the "big boys " ... I keep telling girls not to believe everything they hear in musics (some dudes even mentioned it here in NL)... It's a man's world... Girls don't run the world.. Even Beyoncy that sang that song also wished she was a boy... She also sang it... So please whenever you want to blame "some guys", think of what you did when you was little...

joshua idibia: Al hostels must nt have a FRESHER. Jst dsame tin as all families mst nt hav a male child.

of all the crowds that camped in that hostel... Na wa o... Something must be wrong somewhere...

[quote author='mide eniafe]How often are you meant to call someone you're in a serious relationship with or someone you claim to care about?

I was chatting with a few friends earlier today and one of them brought up this topic. One was like twice a day, another said once once a week. I was like, Like Seriously? What a flip! My boyfriend should call me everyday.

Anyway, what's your take on this?[/quote]Won't you also call him?.. Will he be the only one to do the calling on a dialy basis?.. You only think of yourself... You are the type that of girl that will flash the living daylight out of her guy's life..

who amongst your friends is a nairalander?.

mane4: Excuse d diversion. That Nikkipearl 'person' was certainly sleeping with her boss. Read between d lines. Na during office hours she learn about everytin for d man life,proposed SouthAfrica parols (means e don tey), and how come he has lots of her pictures ON HIS PHONE?. Abeg make una 4get dis "pathological liar". I pity her husband.

Or husband to be...

So all those people that lodged with families and friends in your hostel failed?... That hostel carry bad belle for jambitos

mabebe1: *sad face* can u rewind 4 jst me pls...muah

Sorry.... I don't think I can... Maybe you could ask any of the numerous "gentlemen" on the thread to help you out..

mabebe1: no tym bt i read 0,1,2,66,67 n dats all

You've really missed the good parts...

mabebe1: hi, m a newcumer here, lets 4get abt d 4head-any hug/kiss 4 me?..am mabebedoll

Ok... Forgotten.

mabebe1: tanx, i tink i like d bebedoll, so wat d topic of discusn here....ah.... i rememba-d 4head issue. Babe, na dat 4head mk u fyn n who nor lyk am, mk e scrape his own 4head 4 ground..shikena

Why bring it up again?... You are contradicting yourself..

mabebe1: hi, m a newcumer here, lets 4get abt d 4head-any hug/kiss 4 me?..am mabebedoll

Did you read the thread from page 0 to the last before you comment?.

peacemaker27: what makes nikkah apart from 4r d ffg.....1,offer an acceptance 2,groom/bride parents 3,witness/guardian from both parties 4,dowry

The union should have been blessed by an Imam..

headache... So I had to stop but I'm not a tetotaler (hope I got it correct)?.

Idowuogbo: Na shrine we dey go for reception? Am in!

Shrine!... I go think twice o... I get juju phobia.

[quote author=Okija_juju]Met in July 2011.. Started Dating in August 2011, I asked her to marry me in April/May 2012, Did our Traditional Marriage in February 2013. Court wedding would be good to go in about 18 days from now (because of the publishing period). White wedding to follow soon..




[/quote]Venue for the reception... Interested in the rice and meat... Maybe some drinks too (soft o)

Idowuogbo: Pathological Liar.

Gbam! Lobatan!

My madam... I fear too.... Maybe she want to do like that Indian lady that married five brothers...

peacemaker27: islamically all the conditions of the marriage have already been fulfilled on the day of our introduction because many ppl were present and i was asked for her dowry.

Bros if it's Islam and you haven't done the Nikkah, you are not married to her, so Islamically what you did is/was wrong (haram)..

nikkypearl: nairaland don finish me! I dey here o!I dey kampe!I did ma engagement lastyear nd ma wedding february dis year!check ma Fb acct !SHIKENAH

That means you lied on the other thread... You lied when you created that thread, so makes you a ........