₦airaland Forum

fineboynl:
I hardly eat bread and maybe 3-4 times a year

Bread always give me constipation

make orange a friend and eating everything inside except the seed and back .
Orange is my medicine against constipation.
I no get money no reach where orange Dee.

Streetinvestor2:
U want to flex ur Money ur self. Which is not bad
U don't want next of kin to use ur money do money na water.. lol

😁😁😁😁

Darkjudge24:
Sharp shooter, fertility trailblazer abeg those women wen dey find pikin make dem try court this guy

chebi him tuk say he be toto mechanic?😁😁😁

oluwaseyi0:
In early 2000s

Not by a strict parent but by a strict deeper life hostel proprietor who insisted watching TV is a sin simply because Pastor Kumuyi said so, all plead to allow tv in the common room fell on deaf ear

I visited same man recently and I saw dstv in his house with highest level of subscription for himself and his family

His defence? Pastor Kumuyi has lifted the spiritual ban on TV and it's now good for consumption

Thunder fires every dogmatic religion person who forced or is forcing their bullshit belief on people who don't have power to say no

U be my bro from another family
They oppress us sote sote sote..

awesomeJ:
Dimerge Nigeria Limited?

Or you can contact First Bank to be certain.

Ok
Thank you

Please kindly help me figure out the source of the money
My mum sent it to me

EmmyMaestro:
I hope those girls that like playing with cucumber will not start playing with this one ?

Just thinking out loud

Bad shild(child)

Na where Dem de c u😁😁😁😁

Mindlog:
In Flavour's voice, Ebi dosi ona to darling, darling. Ebi dosi ona to, sweetie, sweetie. Ebi dosi ona fi o. I love you, I love you.😂😂😂

Onyezi ma zi mgbe o ga ebido?
Gadagagidigidi ka o ga na afionu..

A na- eme nu..

Caaz:
Shinedu on za beat....i knew it was you all along, this ukwa is one delicacies i would never Taste my Kids love it sha,i go come dey wandered why the excitement on their faces.

The first time i scooped small inside my mouth,the Taste was bland.

Na for people wee sabi..
Fortunately ur kids know road.

LagosOrigin:
This is what happens when you're sharing same country with animals .

Not just animals
Wild animals..
With this people part of naija
It will never be good.

Chimookigwe:
It's show-off. For the record of "I built the palace the king of my village occupies".
In that same Nnewi, a lady was feeding hungry people on the street and they lined up to collect jollof rice

Well, they only do this for poor kings.

The normal thing is to have the traditional palace. No matter how old it is, they only renovate, they don't pull it down. That is what stands as a cultural heritage to show the history of that community.

Then, in addition to the traditional palace, the king builds his own personal house, usually a mansion in the choiciest part of the community.

Well, na money yab man.

what you should know is that people generally like free things.
Those people that died while collecting free rice,
Do u think that some of them doesn't have it at home?
Even in wedding when they are sharing plastic wee full house you still struggle to collect and keep.

I am from Nnewi
I know my people are not hungry as hv painted it
However everyone of us is feeling the heat

Anaedo kwenu !

AFONJAPIG:
the one U have in Ur country nko

abi oo
We wee de rotate condemned criminals wetin we gain?
All na d same d same..

VinnyBaba:
Dats how If Abacha did not eat the Apple from the Italian Olos.ho
He would been Ruling us till now.

But His Govt would have been Better than Tinibu and Buhari.

U might be right
Then nobody imagined we will find ourselves in this ugly situation.

Thundafireseun:
Believe skit makers at your own peril….

Characters needed from heaven

is not a skit.

More character needeee

Zhtq:
Your God want to save you from danger.

Take her for pregnancy, hiv and std/sti tests asap.

Do this and come back here to give your testimony.

What if he is d one guilty?
They are both suspect..

dederocs:
Proud of her for what?

She is lucky the man had sharp reflexes.

bro,
nothing will happen at worst she will be banned forever.
But who kpaid foolishly naim loose
Inugo.

iWasNotHere:
The uncouth woman that said she can’t trust her husband with her little daughter

is that the only thing u could say about her ?
I think she is a great woman
Don't use that one to judge her
She goofed and apologized.

dollytino4real:
me wen get house 🏠 full with children dey expect grand children sef, is just a bad habit i picked up from no where

ok
Darling
Try and reduce then stop.
May be u replace it with chewing gum

dollytino4real:
Like play like play i am getting addicted to eating nzu. Is there anyone in it like me? Though it removes unnecessary hunger from me but is getting me worried because of people talk

Are u pregnant?all my life l have not taken it till when I got pregnant.
If l didn't take it l will not be ok then
After that l never remembered am.

SeeWahala:
Even ekiti state with the highest amount of professors in the country (according to RoNu members) could not fix their diesel generator smirk 😏

Meanwhile rag-tag Igbos refined petrol and created ogbunigwe from scratch amidst a 3 year war zone

Give credit to whom it's due jor

A na eme nu..

columbus007:
Woman go always be woman

l am a woman
The last thing I will do in my life is to lie and m not a religious person
It just my personality
I hate lies and liars with passion.and l don't respect them no matter who

I believe if I tell u the truth you will not beat me

Thundafireseun:
A very wise man ….

Similar thing happened to me and my fiancée in 2021…. I forgave her and faced unbelievable consequences…. 2024 we broke up…. I keep regretting not breaking up immediately I knew this girl was a liar

marrying a lying spouse is the hardest thing in marriage.

Futuristica:
She is not the outgoing type..we spent time away from home but she always looks unhappy and I feel she is just getting by..my thoughts sha..because she keeps a frowning face by default..lol

which woman go de happy when she hasn't given birth n
7 years of marriage?

dibunotion:
Finally, Jada's dream, women and female child obsession
Same with men too

except me o
And l don't know y.
I hv only boys and am ok

GoodSpirit:
Same wish happen to people who did earlier that then enter to the rat race such is life, one cannot win all the time. But the crux of the matter is enjoy yourself no matter the prevailing circumstances and no one should project themselves unto another, life isn't a script everyone has his own race to run

ua right..

GoodSpirit:


Imagine someone who can't feed his family advising someone that rakes in 7 digits monthly to get married .

But at the end of the day you might wish u married earlier..

SamoraWarrior:
Yea, every father's day... I always stay indoors and just wait for that day to pass by so fast, I don't attend church that period.

I know someone that is going to be 64 this oct
He got back from uk after 20 year and he is planning to marry.
So na e de bee sometimes
Take it as u c it.


is not that bad u can still marry.
Children no de hard to grow.

rickleye:
It can stop you have to find the root cause and not be judgmental about it. Some people cheat because they were enabled and some because there were frustrated. If the person is willing to change you can help .

ua right..

OldNairalander:
If you are applying to study Medicine, Pharmacy or Nursing in the East tie your wrapper very well . Last year UNN screening in Medicine humbled my boy with 305 JAMB score. I have to push him to a private Uni. immediately.

Did he get admitted to private uni to read medicine?

trevorlinda:
Only God can save dis woman in dis mess

water don pass garri te-te..

yinkus6750:
Natasha is putting herself into trouble. Fighting the No.3 citizen through social media and using gender as an excuse was definitely bound to fail. There is difference between sexual advancement and sexual harassment. She failed to know how best to go about her case, and goofed with all the unnecessary media interviews she kept granting. Don't know how she intends going back to NASA ,after her suspension.

Otilor naw..
She is/ was reckless.

Wannabe tough guy