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That was too harsh!!

chimzy2u: . If u weren't so lame, u'd knw I added both d downloading time.

This post won't make any sense to any human being? You added both the download time? What two things are u referring to? What download time are u even referring to ? What does download time has to do with your lameness?? Too many questions begging for answers!!

Afam4eva: Maybe i used the wrong words but that does not give you the effrontery to insult me.

No vex.

Afam4eva: These ladies are average at best. Nothing special about them.

It irritates me when someone hides behind a Pentium 1, windows 98 PC just to condemn every good thing. If these Girls are average by your standard, could you please post pictures of Nigerian Girls that you consider beautiful?

Omooba77: This match will be world war oh,legs go break net go sake........

Are you from Ibadan?

Dominiquez: Must he go with his mother-in-law.

What kind of stupid question is this? Is it your money?

Layiwoo: Well I did not study English in School,I am an Accountant ....U can at least correct the sentence then
The most important thing is that the person am communicating with understood what I meant!!!

I was once in your shoes. There is no need for 'before too'.

Layiwoo: Loool........U dont have to loose hope ooo,It does not matter how many times a MAN falls,but his ability to rise up back is what makes him a MAN!!!!! ..I was once in ur shoes before too

I was once in ur shoes before too[b]

Layiwoo: Loool........U dont have to loose hope ooo,It does not matter how many times a MAN falls,but his ability to rise up back is what makes him a MAN!!!!! ..I was once in ur shoes before too

I was once in ur shoes before too[/b]

Layiwoo: Loool........U dont have to loose hope ooo,It does not matter how many times a MAN falls,but his ability to rise up back is what makes him a MAN!!!!! ..I was once in ur shoes before too

I was once in ur shoes before too? Tautology of d highest order.

chimzy2u: Lame song! What a waste of ma 4 minutes

It takes a lame person to watch a lame song for 4 minutes.

donphilopus: Netherlands is gonna lose to Costa Rica tomorrow, no doubt.

No doubt? Even when it is obvious that Netherlands has a better team. So, how did you feel when Netherlands won? Let's stop saying things as if we are God!!

[quote author=]Well, he may be smiling to the bank, but at least I can enter Naija without fear of public stoning or taunts from SE fans due to a woeful performance. Shikena.

He should enter Neni while I'm there. [/quote]It's rare to come across a lady tout.

Beans + corn+ plantain+ egg +fish+ vegetble+garri

Very true

sexzskil: Who the fvck is Dbanj or Fela that they cannot be treated like that? They are still local champs and talentless nobodies when it comes to world stage. Do Chinese, Japanese, Koreans, Germans, Indians, Russians, Israelis, Iraqui, Pakistanis, South Americans, Vietnamese and other dozens of great nations of the world know Fela, Sunny Ade, Asa, 2Face, Dbanj and many other of your crappy local champions? How then can we say any of them is known ''worldwide''? Guess what u termed worldwide is the UK, Oceania and some few parts of Southern Europe u calling ''worldwide''.

Ooour so-called entertainers will remain local champions for generations. They gat no class. To me, BET is even helping them. Imagine one of them even attending the VMA, they would be driven out in disgust. They are irritants and nobodies; NUsance!

Easy, Babe and stop languishing in this your world of inferiority complex. Yes, our entertainers might be local champions just as more than sixty percent of the entertainers in europe and America are. However, their hustle is paying off. They are making 'me ga-box' from the entertainment they dish out to Africans both at home and abroad. I know very well that Tuface, Dbanj, Asa, Wizkid, Iyanya, Davido etc don't perform below 1.2m for a single show. These guys are not poor by any standard to be termed nobodies and irritants. You are the low life hiding behind a Pentium 1, Windows 98 hating on people that are bigger than you.

sanky346: Early this morning, winner of the June 21 gubernatorial election in Ekiti, Mr Ayo Fayose held a crucial meeting with Governor Kayode Fayemi on the way forward for the state.
Sources at the meeting said Fayose and Fayemi promised to work together to ensure the progress of the state.
This is the second meeting between the duo after INEC declared Fayose the winner of the election.

I have always been a fan of Fayose but this kind of dressing is not befitting of a Governor. He looks like a wannabe gangster.

Niseamaka: Mumu, in the world u live in, if your team loses a football match, they should be arrested. Nigeria is just an average team that displayed an average performance. Even the current world champs, Spain and soccer power houses like England as well as Italy, crashed out of the group stages. U guys should leave our boys alone, they did their best, they are a bunch of average footballers.

I concur but with our population, we should be able to pull out a very strong team. We just plenty for nothing.

uppercut113: I am going to beat the crap outta u ,tie you up and fvck your sexy girlfriend if you do not shut up .

Short broke man seeking for a 'faceless' attention. As if you can do. Go n furk your Mummy...

uppercut113: suck my hairy balls biatch !!

Coward, you should have quoted me!! Go and wash your Oyinbo Madam's pant. You feel so inferior to a black man like you? You stink!!! You are a common rat...

uppercut113: Chris Tucker visits a ugly dirty potbellied Chimp at a Nigerian zoo.
the Chimp with oily sweaty face and Nigerian Body odour should be happy and grateful that An American gives 2 fvcks about him. what a ugly motherlover .

Keep languishing in your inferiority world.

Nigerians can complain about anything. BET gave her crew a treat and at a cost. What is the big deal in this?

utenwuson: Just put a call across to the HOD of accounting of the federal polytechnic Idah, Kogi state and he says all arrangement have been made and the Eight month strike embark upon by federal polytechnics and Colleges of education has long been overdue, that FPI have pulled, that both new and old student should be back 2 campus on or before monday.......Congratssss

What is breaking? What is FPI?

abz18: I am 21 and planing on doing my Masters in the UK I have got a 2:1 degree in business Studies already but want to go further however my University is rated pretty low on the university table will this have a big effect on my chances of finding work in Nigeria as I want to move there once done with my studies (btw I was raised and in UK and have both UK and Nigeria passport, if that's to my benefit).

PLEASE HELP AND ADVISE THANK YOU!!

Which University did you attend?

datalossvictim1: Op do you have a picture that fits your house description. I'm still trying to imagine how neighbours use the same loo is there a community toilet down the road or something.

Lol. I am also wondering how I decide not to credit my prepaid meter affects the next door neighbor.

World Cup best XI eliminated
players
Tim Howard, Serge Aurier,
Kenneth Omeruo and
Alexis Sanchez make
WhoScored's highest-
ranking XI of players
eliminated from the World
Cup.
The round of 16 may have
gone with the form book in
terms of results, with each of
the eight group winners
progressing to the quarter-finals, but it was still full
of surprises, with all of the tournament favourites
taken right to the wire.
Of eight matches, five were forced into extra-time,
two to penalties and just the one was separated by
more than a single goal.
In this piece WhoScored.com look at the top rated XI
players to have been eliminated from the
competition thus far, with players having to have
appeared at least three times to this point in order to
qualify.
Tim Howard (USA) - 7.87 WhoScored.com
rating
Everton number one Howard unsurprisingly makes
the cut following his heroic display against Belgium,
earning himself a hashtag on Twitter courtesy of a
tournament-high 15 saves against the Red Devils.
It was enough to earn the experienced shot stopper a
perfect match rating of 10 from WhoScored.com -
only the second of the competition behind Oscar's
masterful opening night performance against Croatia
- and took his average for the tournament to 7.87.
Serge Aurier (Ivory Coast) - 7.65 rating
Having expressed a desire to make the next step in
his career after a superb campaign with Toulouse in
Ligue 1, Aurier certainly did his chances of earning a
move this summer no harm despite Ivory Coast's
group stage exit.
The youngster started all three games at right-back,
picking up two assists and a man of the match award
against Japan, with his average rating the best in the
squad by a distance.
Aurier made at least three more interceptions than
any other teammate (9) as well as completing the
most accurate crosses at the other end (4).
Kenneth Omeruo (Nigeria) - 7.44 rating
If any Chelsea fans were keeping a watchful eye over
their young defender Omeruo, who spent the last half
of the season on loan at Middlesbrough, they'd likely
have been suitably impressed.
The centre-half was composed throughout Nigeria's
four-game campaign, playing with a maturity beyond
his 20 years.
Emerging as the Super Eagles' top rated player
according to WhoScored.com, Omeruo won the most
aerial duels for his side (12), while no team-mate
made more interceptions (11).
Diego Godin (Uruguay) - 7.43 rating
It could have been a very different campaign for
Uruguay had it not been for Godin.
The centre-back could easily have been sent off
against England but avoided a second yellow to help
ensure the Three Lions early exit before scoring a
crucial late winner - he's made a habit of that -
against Italy to set up a round of 16 clash with
Colombia.
The Uruguay captain led by example, winning more
aerial duels (15) and interceptions (11) than any
teammate.
Ricardo Rodriguez (Switzerland) - 8.11 rating
Another player to carry his excellent club form onto
the international stage was Rodriguez, whose
impressive performances at left-back weren't enough
to see the Swiss upset the odds against Argentina.
The 21-year-old has been attracting interest across
Europe and displayed exactly why, picking up two
assists and averaging an exceptional five tackles per
game - only Oscar and Javier Mascherano (both 21)
have produced more in total at the World Cup so far.
Ivan Perisic (Croatia) - 7.59 rating
Croatia may have fallen at the first hurdle but they
still displayed an impressive attacking threat at
times, none more so than Perisic.
In three appearances the winger scored twice and
registered an assist, mustering 11 shots at goal in
total. The Wolfsburg wide man also won five aerial
duels and completed five dribbles, proving an
effective threat on the counter on the Croatian right-
flank.
Miralem Pjanic (Bosnia & Herzegovina) - 8.20
rating
It might not have panned out the way Bosnia &
Herzegovina hoped in their debut World Cup finals,
exiting at the group stages, but they certainly gave it
a good go, with playmaker Pjanic at the centre of
things.
No player created more chances for team-mates in
the group stages than the Roma midfielder (12), with
the 24-year-old perhaps warranting more than his
one assist.
He also scored in the dead rubber with Iran and
completed an impressive 13 successful dribbles in
the middle of the park.
Keisuke Honda (Japan) - 7.48 rating
Japan may well have a number of creative talents
within their side but they still look to their poster boy
Honda to pull the strings, forcing the likes of Kagawa
and Okazaki into more peripheral roles at
international level.
The 28-year-old stepped up to the plate to lead the
way for the side in terms of shots (10), key passes
(7) and dribbles (6), but it wasn't enough to see
Japan progress to the round of 16.
Xherdan Shaqiri (Switzerland) - 7.71 rating
He may have started the campaign relatively quietly
but versatile Bayern Munich attacker Shaqiri came to
life in Switzerland's final group game, netting a hat-
trick - one of only two in the tournament so far -
against an admittedly weak Honduras outfit.
He again looked the biggest attacking threat in
defeat to Argentina but was unable to prevent the
narrow, extra-time defeat, though only Lionel Messi
has created more chances in the tournament to date
(17).
Alexis Sanchez (Chile) - 8.17 rating
The star of the show for a Chile side that again won
over the neutrals at this World Cup having been such
a breath of fresh air in South Africa four years ago,
Sanchez's campaign ended in the heartache of a
penalty miss.
It was a cruel outcome for a player that had shone so
brightly throughout the tournament, netting twice
and picking up an assist as the South Americans fell
short of a quarter-final berth.
Only the Argentine pairing of Messi and Di Maria
have completed more dribbles than the Barca-man
(22), and it's no coincidence that no player was
fouled more times than the apparent Liverpool target
(24).
Enner Valencia (Ecuador) - 7.50 rating
If there was an award for the 'Best Newcomer' at a
World Cup then Valencia's name would certainly
have been in the hat this time around, with the
Ecuador forward a relative unknown prior to the
tournament.
He scored three times from just eight shots in an
eventually unfruitful group phase for the South
Americans, as well as completing seven dribbles to
attract admiring glances from a number of clubs
across Europe. Source: www.teamtalk.com

Rayvene: Le sigh
EXACTLY what I was telling you - you sure as hell don't have to agree with me.Like I said,whatever rocks ya boat

Na wa o.He's such a fine guy to you,but he's not to me.Na by force?I said the guy is not fine as far as I'm concerned.
I just prefer dark skinned or caramel guys.


Lol @ ya picture
You're right,though.Its all relative and according to individual perception.
Those girls that quoted me have serious comprehension problems,I swear down.

The fact that your prefer a dark skinned guy doesn't mean he is ugly. We are not talking about what you prefer here. For instance, I can never go out with this kind of guy because of the tatoo. Tatoo is a turn off for me . Yet, I must admit that he has a solid-rock-man face. No fat and no fake curly long hair. He is so 'manly'.

Arinze96: WASSCE/SSCE and AGBERO certificates WASSCE/SSCE and AGBERO certificates

Anyway, if he is a School Cert holder, then I respect him more. He has developed himself so much. Most graduates here on Nairaland can not stand him in terms of intelligence and even spoken English.

victorazy: So ur bf no fyn reach the guy!
No wonder una dey cheat pass men

Post ur own pix make I see first.

Rayvene: Dude is wugly as far as I'm concerned

If you say this guy is ugly, then you are seeing double. He is such a fine guy....

saasala: We'll all die someday, so whats the biggie.

Go and die!!

Big or Small, I don't give a damn. Rich men rock!