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eduson33: nice pick up line..

try harder..

@poster,better go to their office and request for your bill,cant recall when nairaland turned to PHCN.

when them go harmer that bill on your door,your eyes shall clear like microwaved ornamented purifiedized water.

Nairaland is everything. Church, Bank, PHCN, Club, Restaurant, Cinema, DSTv, MTN, even loo.

[quote author=papa_nnamdi]Relax baebae, blame it on my money
I yavu paid upfront for you, that is how forward my love can go,
Just enjoi biko.
eenugo?
Asampete,[/quote]Tx, Papa.

PHCN has refused to bring my bill for the past 4 months and surprisingly Electricity has been fairly stable. I hope this is not an attempt to bring a 'crazy' bill for me after a year. I won't pay o.

Dannylux: All I can say is PHOTOSHOP

This isn't Photoshop. I have seen her several times. She is very short.

Polchiz: I don't know why Nigerian men concern themselves with whatever our stupid girls have to say.

This is the reason why they die young. Some Nigerian girls have nothing to offer but SEX.

Spend your time on building a good career and a brighter future and when you meet a GOOD girl, get married and settle down.

I value my biro more than some girls. It is not their fault anyway since some he-goats will still go after their over-sexed pussy.

WHY DO MEN WASTE THEIR ENERGY, MONEY AND TIME ON THEM?

Save all these for your wife-to-be.

I admit. Ladies should all follow this step.

Silly Lady!! As if murdering is new to her. Hasn't she killed three already? She should go ahead and kill the fourth! I have no sympathy for her. She should go and die!!

profvic3: madam u ask me to quote u,dat afta match arsenal.wil b 5th.jus check d table n.d gunners ar stil topin d table..*tongue out*

Congrats!

[quote author=dopeJemi][/quote]Nice One. Good memory.

Arsenate, are you here? I hope you see what I am talking about. Trust me, if the score remain like this, the Season is completely over for Arsenal.

Now, they have to score two. Very useless Team.

Arsenate: lol. OK ma'am. Got u now. But now that utd are crap, are u gonna defect to man city?

I am not sure it is bad as you think. Man U will always win something and I am 100 percent they will qualify for the champions league. Just imagine, when I saw the score at 2-0, I told my Husband, Man United will equalize and so it was. That is a team with great character. Same can't be said of Arsenal.

Arsenate: hey why do u hate Arsenal so much? All u do is go from thread to thread hating on Arsenal. For whatever reason the gunners seem to be giving you nightmares. And no Arsenal will be top of the table at the end of the day. Quote me on that.

Hmm. It takes a Lady whose Husband is an Arsenal Fan to understand. I hate Arsenal for bringing so many moments of sorrow into our home. I wish Hubby is a Man U Fan.

profvic3: hull 4 man utd 2,west ham 0 arsenal 4,chelsea 1 swansea 2.mancity 2 liverpool 2..hit like if u beliv

Why must Arsenal depend on other team's downfall? You need to beat the best to be the best. At the end of this day, Arsenal will be 4th on the Table. Please quote me after the Man city vs Liverpool match.

Baba419: Am dissapointed, some of you are here shouting see meat when a beautiful wildlife specimen is being killed for nothing. Thats like an african rock python and by the size it is as old as its killers, illiteracy will kill us before we know.

Another wannabe.

He should go to Arsenal. There are worse player than him in there.

Prowizy2: Not working

You tried the impossible?

Tesiday: What about Casual staffs?

Bro, Staff no get Plural.

Kenfil: Hmmm u might regret dis decision o, plz don't leave ur job entirely because u won a lottery. Its not easy in d Gods own country o. Hv a backup plan my dear.

OP must have already secured a Job in US .

psucc: You must give at least 3months notice before the effective date or forgo a months salary in lieu of notice. It is the law. Else, if your employer is a gullible type, he may sue you and make claims.

Gullible? Why are you misusing English?

gothrones: @OP

1. Excrete in a bowl and keep it refrigerated for exactly 72 hours.
2. Now, add the urine of a 30-year old male virgin to it.
3. Kidnap a baby lion in the presence of its mother.
4. Bathe the baby lion and heat the residue bath water to 85 degrees Celsius.
5. Add the item in 2) to this water and stir.
6. Now stand nàked in a big bath bowl and add a scoop of your finished product.
7. If someone calls you with a blocked number--while you are standing nàked in the bowl with the product--the original number will automatically show!

No be my fada born me if this thing no work!

LWFMD

ebamma: and is it my fault that your mother is a cutlass and as such is not worthy of imitation?

Why are you guys dragging your mums on the mud?

NosoChic: My sweet mother........she raised 7 bold children even after she mysteriously lost her husband , with her little teaching salary.

I am so touched. May God continue to be with her. Please if your become rich, buy her a mansion.

This guy is a fool. He is above 40 yrs and wants to start raising children from another woman with the three he already has from Kate? If he gets sacked by his employer, life will be miserable for him. Then, he will realize how expensive Divorce is. It is not as if he has other talents beside TV presentation which doesn't fetch money like being an A star Musician or Comedian. He might be lucky today to be the Host of a popular TV show but things might change tomorrow. I hope he doesn't regret this.

JORDAN202: CAN SOMEONE KINDLY GIVE ME A STEP BY STEP GUIDE ON HOW TO POST A TOPIC HERE ON NAIRALAND. I VE TRIED SEVERALLY WITHOUT SUCCESS. TNX

Sir, I do not mean to insult you but you are retarded. Are you really serious about this? You have tried severally and you couldn't figure it out?

ednut1: see who dey talk. jst waate Newcastle money . cripple

He was a very good footballer at his prime.

cbrass: Am a bit worried about that point 2....hmm....mayb we guys should come in there

Why are you worried? Are you a lady?

caprini: I have never insulted anyone one on NL....but you are just an slowpoke seeking attention where there is none..Is it now blind but massively talented Cobhams Asuquo...that you are making ironing joke on?.. someone that can feed all your generations even with his handicap..bloody head of your s that needs to be touched by a golf club....moronic retarded baboon.

Easy, Man. You are the slow poke that can't write simple English to save your life. It isn't everyone that knows Cobhams. I believe the writer was just trying to be funny and don't deserve those insults.

Who is that Fanta faced, Coke legged Lady?

If Arsenal are to last the distance in the
championship race, then more is needed from club-
record signing Mesut Ozil, according to former
Liverpool and England forward Michael Owen.
Ozil, signed on deadline day from Real Madrid for
£43million, has scored four goals and created many
opportunities for Arsenal as he settles into the
English game.
However, Owen - who also used to play for the
Spanish giants - feels the German playmaker lacks
consistency at the highest level.
"[Arsenal] don't have the class of player to go toe to
toe with the main title contenders," Owen said on his
'half-term report' blog on sport social network
www.Sportlobster.com.
"Despite people constantly telling me Mesut Ozil is
world class, his inconsistency means that we only see
occasional glimpses of real quality.
"His odd good performance is usually followed by
half-a-dozen poor ones."

Only in Nigeria will someone be called a Celeb just because she has a huge bum- bum.

[quote author=dotcom_na_me_na_me]Mr James Iheanacho finally achieved destroying his son's life because of money. See wetin poverty dey cause for 9ja. Why Man City?
Man City where he would not even guarantee second team not to talk of first team? Should have go for Arsenal that still want him or FC Porto that still want him.

You go sleep for bench tire

Front page pls[/quote]Will you shut up? Must everyone settle for less?