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apocalypto you don't get tired of it

oga do you have a laptop. If yes you can learn programming on your own, YouTube is your friend

may Oluwa God pick there call, i de watch in 3D, when the osusu go start i go give something

good evil prevails when good men do nothing

good.

let me believe you are joking

NGsultan:
Don't you think it's unfair that only men are banned? Wat about women? What happened to equality?

Guy you wicked

vanbonattel:
Why then are they chewing foe dinner every evening?

I will rather have a low VAT than endure poverty just because of fake figures.

Told him

faithfull18:
Na so and he can't show debit alert/record to save himself.

Which one be him she lol!

caesymore:
Mhen...

He/She at it again, Well being foolish in choice of words is one thing and recognizing your foolishness with a sincere apology is another. He/she really did well to apologize, On this rock I'd say the Man in him is trying hard to be sensible but the adapted Future is him is messing He/She up big time

Spot on

diplomat058:
When this guy been dey poor and struggle, he sang "shebi oluwa lóni mari batise...shebi oluwa lóni marodunmodun...shebi oluwa lóni mafayoshayo...I thank God for living... (Super Star Album)

Now money don come, baba don join league of atheists

Proverbs 30:7-9 comes to mind;

"Two things I ask of you, LORD; do not refuse me before I die: Keep falsehood and lies far from me; give me neither poverty nor riches, but give me only my daily bread. Otherwise, I may have too much and disown you and say, ‘Who is the LORD?’ Or I may become poor and steal, and so dishonor the name of my God."

He said the truth

Ladyhippolyta88:
At this point, whoever takes this one serious on this forum needs to have their head checked

You are just a comic relief

Even that one you're still not safe , your relation will have that obnoxious sense of entitlement

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

I don't support the patronage of house help whether boy or girl

If you need help there are nephews, cousins and niece in your family you can tell them to come and stay with you
Treat them like your own child and educate them while they help you with some domestic chores

Them pin the girls there?

I love that reply

Pauldollars:
By the time she born 3 children for her husband, your eyes go clear say "What God has joined together, let no jealousy put assunder"

Children of hate una see am?

You just nailed it

yuping:
Wike just dey give police another source of income, see them running to Clubs once is 8pm to collect small thing as settlement.

I don collect chair

No

Did you type it with something in your brain

Ovamboland:
Why is there a Navy base in Onithsha? When there is no sea or navigable river there?

Let them dare, I wan check sumting

HacheNoire:
Israel romancing Russias wrath

If Russia does an undercover hit for Syria, it will be disastrous

They called us Jew , yet we lived through cities went through school,and they are killing themselves And dieing like chicken, "he that lives by the sword dies by the sword"

Ok

Same here bro

Grandmeister:
I don't blame her. I have serious phobia for injections especially on the buttocks..I am willing to swallow a hundred pills at a go with no water rather than take a shot on my asss.

Where is BAWA

The emboldened line got me

Biafrarep:


They have scammed the idiat, he thought running to APC will save him but he forgot that Fulanis can be mien and they hardly forget.

By the time they're done dragging him about like a faulty tiger generator, his life will never be the same again

How is she

Akinzo2121:
Good evening nairalanders, merry Christmas and happy new in advance,me and my wife came here yesterday to seek for fund for my daughter TAIWO WILHELM,am surprised by the positive response, sincerely Nigeria is blessed with Good people,I want to appreciate Mr ANTHONY OLABODE AMOLE,I don't know this person and u surprise my family with huge sum of money I don't know y why you've done that Mr OLABODE surprise is coming your way before Christmas,I pray u will grow higher,tanx alot sir,MR ONYISHI UGONNA PHILIPONYISHI u made a promise to us yes2nite u surprise us today with thousands of naira a very big surprise is coming your way very soon IJN tanx alot sir,MR SEGUN ADEBAYO ADEFABI,MR DICKSON OLUKAYODE OJO,MR EMMANUEL, UNKNOWN PERSON,EGBANE OBAROEGBANE OBAR AND OGUNNUBI FEYISAYO OLUSEYI,to everyone who promised and those willing to do but there's no power,tank you all God bless you all,I appreciate the mods on nairaland u are doing great work God bless you.TAIWO AND KENNY SAYS THANK YOU GOD BLESS YOU.

Are you still in doubt? I know you don't know that any absurdity is possible in this country [qauote author=nairavsdollars post=108500432]Too petty from saharareporters. Bribe governors with bullet proof. If you say ex governors or Senators now, I can believe[/quote]

This mata full mouth

Thanks for sharing

reyscrub:
Egungun self wake up fast to behold beauty now. Women na balm to men I swear.

Abeg laff small oya na:

If you and your wife combine your O’level Results and still u can't get 5 subjects Pls Don't Have Kids.
Teachers are suffering!

You are 30 and not yet CEO? What a shame! I became CEO at age 15 when my teacher said
"You and your company, leave my class"


Once you turn 25 and above there’s no need to set an alarm, your problems will wake you up by force.

The pain of having a grandmother who doesn’t do witchcraft ... people take you for granted knowing that you don’t have backup.


Nothing breaks my heart like my neighbour who has an ugly daughter and keep calling me my inlaw... Can u imagine??


After insulting the conductor and calling him all sorts of names then BOOM, you didn't see money in your pocket to pay him.

Yawa ooooooo yawa.
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Trust me the only time I am serious in my life is when am counting the number of zeros in the money I am to transfer to somebody.

Na jokes jareeeee


Once you hear people saying "his wife is controlling him" just know that the couple is living in peace ...

Bad and jealous people everywhere.


This one sabi cook. This one sabi greet. This one sabi Do

Na so Solomon take marry 700 wives


I'm in a country where if rain falls .... Transport fares will increase... Which country am I in?

If you hear a lady saying my child is my everything ... Just know the father ran away! Wisdom will not kill me !D

They say milk gives strength then I drank 4 cups of milk and I couldn't move a wall... but when I drank 4 bottles of beer I saw the walls moving by themselves.*
*These scientists are bloody liars .....


What is Nigeria turning into? A friend just told me that their father takes tithe and offering from them during morning devotion
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A pleasant week guys...

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