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To say am shocked is belittling the issue. Anyway i feel u should let the girl out of ur life b4 she causes more havoc and for ur broda, u know him beta. Have a brotherly chat with him, make him realize his folly and 4give him.

ettehgate:
and who tell you say this guy de use juju?
let me tell you, na intimidation the guy de take get babes

IF YOU NO GREE, I GO POUR ACID OVER YOU,
IF YOU NO GREE, I GO BURN YOUR PAPA HOUSE
IF YOU NO GREE, I GO BURN YOUR MAMA SHOP.

and with a face like that, babes go believe him

u harsh o

@Poster
Dont worry, u have given a lot of people hope.

toyintiwal:
you guys are not serious, mess you all

Am sure a Chinese taught how English Language in school

And when will it b over?

Angel

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BEST - I GO DIE



WORST - DE DON AND GBENGA ADEYINKA

it is and it isnt

Chidi

blame u for being below him

Jerry Amilo
Segun Arinze
Julius Agwu
Omo Baba
Taiye Taiwo?

Oluwamigines

@Poster

Guy, u are really confused

Not a bad approach, will win any girls attention on a good day.

Believe me this issue is relative, some Naija babes are not cheap, they are FREE, while we've got some that ur 6 figures won't sway. They accept if they dig your style and if they don't, then no deal. The fact still remains that the cheap ones or better still, the free ones far outnumber the expensive ones.

But then,

No matter how expensive a girl is,_{there is a guy who bangs her for free}

@Poster

That was a Proffessorial thesis

English made difficult. Gbam

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C. ronaldo anyday

Luv never dies indeed - Wise lovers.



A man approaches his best friends wife one day
when her husband is at the office.

"Will you go to bed with me?" he asks.

"No, my husband would not approve," she responds.

"What if I give you $1000?"

"Well for a $1000, I think I will. Come back
tomorrow afternoon when he is at work."

So the man shows up the next day and slaps $1000
on the table and they do whatever it was they did.
In the evening her husband comes home a little
distraught.

"Was my best friend here today?"

"Yes," his wife replies with concern.

"And did he leave $1000?"

"Yes," she replies again, expecting the worst.

"Oh good, what a great pal he is. He came this
morning and asked if he could borrow a $1000
from me and promised to return it this afternoon.

My Eagles eleven will be

Enyeama
Odiah
Taiwo
Yobo
Shittu
Mikel
Utaka
Ayila
Kanu
Osaze
Martins


Subs
Osaze, Obodo, Uche, Nsofor, Yakubu, Ejide

U look like ur landlord

Nice one.
why will the past tense of bake be baked? and that of
Cake not Cook, or lake not look, or make not mook?

Why will the plural of thief be thieves? and
Chief not chieves?

Drogba - for being too proud
Mikel - for arrogance
Terry - Overrated
Lampard - Hunchback and his careless shots
Wright-phillips - Skilless, he should be an athlete


Adebayor - Will score 1 out of 10 chances
Van Persie - One legged
Sagna - He is plain confused
Toure - Overconfidence

Savage - Should be a rugby player
Henry - Wonder what he's still looking for in football
Ronaldinho - thinks he's the best
Diouf - Rude
Senderos - Why fear Drogba?
Beckham - He is batter as a fashionista

Funny indeed

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25 titles in 21 years

Can u beat that?

The only coach to be Knighted

Old wine tastes better

New brooms may sweep clean but old Brooms know the corners

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