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There's this married couple in my area who are deaf and dumb. I used to wonder how they get along on a daily basis.

About this two blind ones, how are they going to cope? Who arranged the marriage?

As a couple, one of you shouldn't be handicapped in order to aid and assist the one that is..

Immediately I saw it, i remembered that one we used to call tortoise..

gentiles:
Anyone aside Yorubas can become the president. We will rather vote a cow than vote a Yoruba man as President in 2023

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Burnley has Finally been relegated.. That team was a torn in the flesh of so many teams until they started faltering. No one knew they'll be relegated now.

They've really done well, having survived so many seasons after getting promoted..

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Epl na dirty

Arrangee
Scripted

So Liverpool come wait make mancity come back from 2 goals down before them score their own


Without Aston getting red card ...then mancity scored 3 goals within ten minutes

Epl na fraud..pure arrangee

Looks like you just started watching football.. You think football is wrestling.. Those dramatic moments are what make the games beautiful..

The games were not arranged. Will you say that Real Madrid scoring the needed 2 goals in less than 70 seconds, in the dying minutes of the game against Man city in the champions league semifinals second leg, thereby forcing the game to extra time is a fraud?

onadana:
The worm that destroys the apple lives in the apple.This one is already positioning himself for vice president.

You took my words out of my mouth..

Beautygoddesss:
if am a fool 4 GOD.THEN LEAVE IT.AS 4 ME GOD IS REAL IF NOT 4 HIM I WOULD HAVE BEEN DEAD.MANY ARE DYING LIKE CHICKENS EVERYDAY BUT AM STILL HERE.IF U DNT BELIEVE THEN 4GET IT ALL I KNOW IS GOD IS REAL!!!!

You see your logic? Very hypocritical..

So, those people who are dying don't deserve to live. Your god allowed them to die because they're not worthy to live abi, and you're the one that ought to be alive..

Don't worry, it was their time to die, regardless of the circumstances that led to their death. Your own time will come soon.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Then remove the old testament from the Bible then..

Why is he avoiding the old testament? Wasn't the same god that wrote it? I thought they said "god is the same today, tomorrow and forever".

Toks2008:
I had to tweak the title to accommodate their likes too. Sounds better.

I saw you modified the topic so she would be in line with it, because she went completely off point..

2 is Abraham Lincoln.

9. King Jaja of opobo.

10. Michael Faraday.

This looks like those stories i used to read when I was in JSS 1.

However, this one here is a very complicated one. Like they say, a woman knows who impregnated her. And it's apparent her husband, Olayele, is not the father of the child. He knows he's not fertile enough to get her pregnant, and she took in, hence the continuous abuse. Now, he's tussling with the herbalist over the ownership of the child. A DNA test will be the only solution.

But fear women o, your husband had issues with you and you ran out of the house. Instead of you to go to your father's house, you rather chose to sleep with a herbalist. Pathetic!

I can see you started very well, which made the people of Abia to entrust you with their resources and revenues as the governor, but you ended up disappointing them and leaving the entire State in ruins and shambles owing to the way you looted everything that was meant for development..

Arrest him and lock him up..

Kingpin1000:
We can never be in your shoes because we are in control not the woman.
Bro I was in such a situation when I was like you ( a SIMP).
I fucking did nothing about it.
It is all about you mindset, if you are scared that you dick will fall or you will cum immediately, bro it will happen.
You don't need to take any medication, my take is that she knows your dick has subconsciously gotten tired of her pussy and you come carry fear and worriness add am.
Give her space, try Bleep another girl after like one month and pause you masturbation, you will regain your confidence.
The last girl I Bleep on Sunday wanted to blackmail me.
After going first round, I went for the second but the pussy don too dey water water, so I brought her my dick and went to the bathroom to freshing up.
Immediately I entered babe ran in with me, saying why did I stop, you have not even cum and your dick is still hard, I replied I don tire, I no wan die ontop your toto, when I tell you to give me cowgirl after 3 minutes you came down and was like you enjoy it more when am riding and you don't have strength, na me wcome get strength.
After much persuasion I just told her to hold the WC e no reach better 30 seconds I cum. Na just the mindset, my mindset then was to cum.

Lmfao

Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?

She might be the cause.. I guess she has infected you with std..

You hit the nail on the head, sir..

Articul8:
This guy no dey hear word. Do am for Kogi ppl first na. We don give you Kogi as specimen

Worst president in the history of Nigeria. All he knows is to fly out of the country in any little opportunity that comes his way. People are suffering in this mess called Nigeria due to his gross incompetence and cluelessness and it's clear he doesn't give a fck about anything -no remorse at all..

Mr president, you're supposed to bury your face in shame for your colossal failure as a human being, but the reverse is the case.

That Dubai where you are now was built by people with a working brain, so someone without brains shouldn't step his foot there..

MikeMicheal:
That is why Marijuana is better than weed, even cannabis and igboo are better too.

I know you were probably smoking one while typing this. Enjoy yourself comrade..

NaijaCars4sale:
The Danish Government might seek to force an extradition

The crime was committed in Nigeria.. I think one can only be extradited to a country where the crime was done..

Way to go.. You can't take other people's life and expect not to die.. If they can give the same sentence to the looting politicians in this country, the Nigeria of our dreams will no longer be far-fetched..

Any small thing she go carry bottle or knife

Na so i japa

He's trying to tell us how racist is the City's team management, and how they despised those January games. But, i sure know that if you were as good as Mane or Salah, there's no way you'll go down the pecking order on arrival..

Easier said than done.. I have said it time and time again that the only way Nigeria can curb the problem of deceits and deceptions from these aspirants is to make them agree that they'll be sentenced to death if they don't implement everything in their manifesto..

In a sane clime, you would have relinquished your position as the vice president due to the gross incompetence, and huge failure of your administration. But, look at where we are..

Uprightness100:
It is far Better to be Spiritually Concious and unleash your weapon and let it be that its ordinary, than to be Spiritually dead, or empty knowing not what to do and be a specimen for the kingdoms of Darkness.

Satan , his kingdoms and agents have gone Nuclear. Many have been wasted due to ignorance of the tactics of the devil and his agents.
If you lack knowledge of the Spiritual, they will chew u, mess on you, chain you and calabash you.

If you don't gerrit, forgerrit!

Why are you always misleading people here?

Contract staffing is one of the major issues affecting us in this country. Someone would work his azz off in a very long period of time and be paid meagre because the person that was contracted would cut a reasonable amount of cash from their salaries. And at the end, no terminal benefits, no savings.. Pathetic!

joshuaidibia:
Not really. Some MC are very annoying in a wedding reception. They can overdo nonsense joke. Probably those couples have been kissing for a long time. A bad MC can ruin your wedding no matter how many millions you spend, but a very good MC can make it the best no matter how little you spend. A good MC and DJ is what makes a wedding reception fun.

They can be very annoying my brother.. Imagine an MC asking the groom to do frog jump towards her bride to know if he'll be loyal to her in one reception i attended. If any MC tries that with me, I'll punch his nose, i swear..
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DrChukki:
There are several reasonable posts on NL that couldn't make it to Front Page.

But imagine this nonsense made it to FP, what's even our problem in this country?

Our problem in this country is that you're too serious and happiness is very far away from you..

The MC is a bringer of vawulence