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As much as I have been severely dealt with by materialistic and narcissistic women, i can't stereotype all of them.

I know that, truly, most of these women only want you when there are enough breads for them, but i have seen the ones who will still follow you when you have nothing.

Orgasmgiver123:
What makes you think they don’t see our lizards as beautiful creatures same way you see theirs

The Nigerian iguana you posted ain’t iguanas
They are monitor lizards
I doubt we have iguanas in Nigeria

I'm surprised you didn't have any reason to kick her with your rain boot

This might not seem real, but in an age where weird things keep happening, I'll give you a benefit of doubt.

Nigga, this is what happens when you make a hoe a housewife.

Datboredberri:
I don't want kids either... I'm selfish... And I'm considerate enough to not bring a child into this hell that's planet earth...

I'll probably adopt... That way I can love a child but not feel responsible for his/her inevitable misery...

Here, you're saying "you don't want to have a kid." On the other thread, i saw you saying " You'd never get married." If that'd make you happy, go all the way in.

But, i know you must bleep. One thing about marriage is that it guides you to stick to one partner. And you don't have to go around bleeping any random dick that comes your way. I hope you're ready to keep being a victim of one hitter quitter.

Hamachi:
Dear ladies,

His either gay or firing blanks.

He's*

Candidlady:
Yaro please do not mention me again

Do have a lovely day

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The same india where four men were arrested few Months ago for gang raping a monitor lizard. smh..

I really feel you bro, considering the deep sh*t we're into in this country. Things have gone from bad to worse. The economy keeps sinking down the abyss, and the government is doing little or nothing to help.

I think the reason why most people nowadays can't find happiness anymore is as a result of depression caused by hardship and the fact that they couldn't achieve the dreams and goals they envisaged, hence the high spate of suicide occuring now. Years back it wasn't as bad as it is now.

Op i know things aren't going as you expected. I want you to hold on, don't give up. Certainly everything will fall in place, and life will become beautiful again.

The price of everything has increased by over 200 percent.. We are in deep sh*t..

Religion and its doctrines have put billions of people around the world in slavery. They give you strict conditions before you will become eligible to enter their imaginary heaven. The only way you can be free from such slavery is not believing in it at all..

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Just like the wannabe redpillers will say..he might have offended the lady which in turn provoked her action..

First you need to know the reason why she got provoked? And does it justify his murder?

Don't just blurt whatever comes into your mouth in your defense for women.

Papichulostunne:
But you seem open to the idea from the way you are talking.

1. You dont want to try and turn out that its your sick mentality that makes you feel she wants you ass (you need not put this in your statement for one to understand that)

2. You would have attempted it but (it fucking risky) meaning if it was not that much of a riak you might fancy your cousin's wife.. DoVchebaRg.

Stfu loser!! I responded based on the opinion i got. I was asked to do that, and as a wise man i had foreseen what might come as a result. I can never make such an attempt, so gtfo!!

FreeSpirited:
She may probably not have the boldness to come direct like most ladies...but she will continue to give you hint and green light till u are tired or tempted...lol

How did you know I'm that cool and respectful type?

I swear on my ballsack that i will never fall for her..

FreeSpirited:
That lady only want to be sleeping with you. Period.
She has seen you as a target cos u don't have a babe and you are probably also a quiet respectful type...she feels her secret will be kept.......
Her marital issue may also contribute to her drawing towards you ...apart from her liking u
U even said u now work with some change..what else again...that's it, and u can be sure she's having financial argument with her husband. Getting u to sleep with her will also get her to ask you money later on...and being ur cousins, her hubby will never suspect.
That's her plan...Simple

You're a fvckin genius! You hit the nail on the head. Sometimes, she'd ask me for a financial help which i usually give to her. She's generous. There were times in the past when she was assisting me financially, so i don't hesitate to help her if the need arises. She said her husband isn't providing enough.

But, honestly, if she wants to get me laid, that will never happen.

I'm that cool and respectful type, though. Was wondering how you got to know that.

pretydiva:
So why haven't you given her a reply?

The reason is that i haven't met you yet..

FreeSpirited:
By now if you are sensitive and smart, you would have known if she likes you and find you attractive.
Those question is not ordinary since it's getting too much.
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She probably fantasize having secret sex with you. Women and wives are wild these days cos of what they read from the internet.
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And if I may ask, do you stay with them or close to them? How come she sees u often to ask that question? And does she have good marriage and speaking terms with her husband? All of this can give u a clue.
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And how does she look at you, does she try to touch u playfully when gisting or walking with you?, does she dress to get your attention, and does she sway her yansh or try to codedly expose some part of her body around you?
....All of this will give u clues about her true intentions.
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It's up to you to deal with it the way u seem right. I don't think u need advice. You know what I'm talking abt...it's your decision to make

You have said it all.. I really respect you. I used to be close to her family before i started working. And she was assisting me financially when I was broke. I still go there on a visit from time to time.

She and her husband are not always getting along -they keep having issues every now and then. Sometimes, i wonder if they really married each other out of love. And she keeps complaining about her husband to me.

The last time she asked me about my girlfriend (which was yesterday), she came outside where i was seated with a bathing towel literally tied up to her chest. She doesn't even mind coming close to me with just her bra on.

Kobojunkie:
Say, " When I get one or when I am ready to show her to you, I will let you know. Till then, stay your peace."

Thanks dude..

Beebah2000:
Just tell her say "No! Do u want to be my girlfriend?"

And watch her reaction

Where's the guts to do that? Asking such might not end well, and it may not be what you think, and can cause a problem between me and my cousin.. Fvckin risky.

My cousin's wife always asks me about my girlfriend or if i have a girlfriend. It's becoming annoying. Every time she sees me, she'll be like " where's your girlfriend?, Do you have a girlfriend?" Sometimes, i won't even respond, but she keeps persisting. I'm jus fed up.

What's that thing you did successfully under the influence of alcohol with ease that you wouldn't have done with your clear eyes?

Me: I caught the 7th thief in the game 'street chaser' after over 1500 unsuccessful attempts when I was sober.

Na uppercut she go receive or i go bite her knees..

After he announced his resignation from PDP yesterday, someone predicted that he'll join the ruling APC and will eventually shout" we will not take it", when Tinubu will lose the next presidential elections

Tboymessiah:
Am in Sweden

Nice place.. All the best brother..

Tboymessiah:
I school in onne Goek college long time ago.

We stayed at Alejor then

That's nice, where are you now?

VeryWickedMan:
I like him.

Caesarian operation that other women pay through their teeth and bleed for is what he gave her for free and she had the balls to report him.


Humans are ingrates!

You think this is funny?

Eastcoastboy:
@the bolded. I no correlate? So others without cultist are much more dangerous. Hei! God.

The bad boys there all belong to one cult, hence there's no rivalry that'll lead to unrest.

Hope you get it?

Proud Onne boy.. We know we haven't gotten to where we are supposed to be. However I'm optimistic that the future is better.. And it's in no distant time..

Ballzproblemm:
I am not a troll, just stating fact , cause from the way you are saying it , you want to eat from the woman store and eat her money ,my word still stands may you be caught and k***ed

If she isn't married, there's absolutely nothing wrong with the Op drooling over her and fantasizing about making magic with her.

Couple of years ago, I had a similar experience with a colleague at work. She was gorgeous; the real definition of figure 8.

About 15 years older than me, and i admired her a lot, although, i didn't plan on asking her out.

Then i noticed she fancied the idea of making out with me. I took advantage of that.


Honestly, I slept with her just twice. Till this very day, i used to think about her honey pot with nostalgia, one of the sweetest women i have ever banged.

The older the berry, the sweeter the juice..

judithjam:
Why Catholic church all the time

Catholic church is predominantly igbos. The igbos are their targets.

Igbos should continue seeking for secession, not the presidency that is not forthcoming.

Bigredmachine:
What's the way forward...

Stop going to church in any area that is prone to attack. I have never been to the north, but considering what i have known about how they attack christians, i feel like going to church there is like signing a death warrant.

Back in the day, using this heater to heat water was very easy and stress-free when there was light. You don't have to waste kerosenes or gas or firewoods. Most time while having the heater inserted in the water and plugged to the socket, i would dip my finger in the water to check if the water is becoming hot.. Quite risky but, nothing happened to me.

Deborah98:
Men will be like I want a woman that gives me peace of mind or they'll put it this way,if she can give me peace of mind she's good to go. Now my question is if she gives you the peace of mind what then will you give to her? Back to the thread @Op someone said that was then,the last time I checked these village girls na dem tear eye pass township girls sef. My stay in the village last two years before coming back to town omo taught me hard lessons. Except the few ones their mothers know and trust very well. Westernization and the bad influence of technology and media has made it difficult to see a decent girl now.

Those few ones their mothers know and trust very well are the ones they get married to..

Why did they choose not to get married to the abroad women?