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Namaster:


Dude's acting like a neophyte Yahoo Boy that just got his first client.

Give it 3 weeks, he'll realise he has NOT arrived.
In fact, #77k is NOT even enough for his bus tickets.

We know, he knows too, that money though an improvement will not go far, but at times it is good to enjoy your money and face sorrow later with the consolation that at least you chop bellefull watin hungry you.
He is literally saying I chop and shit my money. Lol

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Things de happen. Daughter wen don drop two engines for her mama husband nko? The man relocate the girl go US make she de born there.

Shikena:
Is FG the court? Let the law take its course.

See, when it comes to some countries, such wahala are handled with care, how I take know?
Few years ago when I had issues with an Indian owned company and I petitioned a state commissioner of police, it was assigned to a department to handle it. Police officers went to the company along with a letter of invitation. The Indian manager of the place said he could not come along, that a rescheduling should be done. The police officer asked the Indian if he was refusing to accompany then to honor the CPs invitation? Me sef de there and was waiting for action from the police. Anyway police officer called his oga who said they should reschedule the invite. It was later the police commanding officer explained that dealing with expatriates of certain countries Nigeria does heavy business with, they have to be careful as it way cause diplomatic fall-outs. As at then, even till now India and possibly China are the largest buyers of Nigerian crude. China is the bigger giver of cheap loans to naija not to talk of all the infrastructure they are financing and building here. Don't forget naija is trying to join BRICS, we have to be in good terms with the chinese as an alternative if the West starts to misbehave.
In surmarry this does not mean the China man wount be brought to justice if found wanting.

This tori is not complete. No one in his right senses will order for someone to be shot just for asking for documents.
There is more to this story.
Wishing quick recovery to the injured.

illicit:
What kind of hole is that...

Sinkhole. It is when water flows under the ground eroding the bottom soil. After a while the surface gives way. Lots of times in developed cities like this where you have municipal water supply through underground pipes which are under pressure, when you have rupture, it may remain undetected for a while, meanwhile it is washing away the soil under the road, over time the surface collapses and creates a gaping hole.

Fit, young, compassionate leader devoted to his people without selfish interest. Without have his hands dipped in every pie.
He seems to differ from other reckless young presidents such as the Ukrainian comedian zelenski who has brought destruction to his country also the French president married to a "woman" rumored to previously be a man also his primary school teacher 25 years his senior who is seeking a reckless escalation in the war between Russia and Ukraine.

Institute for AI in benue state?

Come and see ohh..

smartlad:
lemme apply aboniki first nd see

Oga don't do aboniki, rush to hospital asap for treatment. The earlier you get medication to bring down your BP, to free up your veins etc the better your chances of surviving and regaining if not all but high percentage of your functionality.

She got married to dauda the sexy guy.

Truths9ja:
Congratulations to this year corp members. Tinubu do this one too

You wount give kudos to the lady that gingered them to make the payment?

SmartPolician:
That MC, I am sorry to say, is a big fool. She could be your mother, but you don't impose her on others.

I'm sure Tinubu's wife is getting the message that her husband is unpopular across the country.

It's even interesting that her husband is getting rejected in her home state.

Lol, reminds me of that charlatan manna bbq that will ass kiss buhari to the extent he will address buhari as "darling daddy" and his wife as "sweet mummy" all at the same time fulani herdsmen were decimating and barbecuing his village people in benue state.

Why nack without protection, and even after not take postinor? Even if belle enter and you see the man no want, what stops you from taking pills to get rid of the belle? You go and carry belle then want to force a man who is not interested to get commited. Omo na you do yourself, carry the cross on your own. The same hand and leg Edwards has to work and get money na same hand you get, Infact you have more on your body than Edward, abi is his bobbie and ass as big as yours?
Aunty carry your cross, nothing will happen to Eddie baba.

donleo92:
Private schools are expensive. But they worth it

Omo e cost ohh, imagine those weh get 2 pikins there and the 3rd wan join at the same time. They don't allow cooking so you must pay for school food or buy from school. 3 times feeding na 1.4m per child, only feeding ohh.. Accommodation almost 600k per pikin. When you come add other school fees for 2 pikin e enter 8m.
Aside that one provisions, ie milk, cornflakes, bathing soap, toothpaste, bottled water packs, sardines etc nko weh you go restock them every 2 weeks. Daily pocket money nko aside monthly bulk allawee..
Omo, na grace of God, besides watin persin go talk of those weh send their pikins go school abroad with hard currency.
But ultimately as you rightly said, it is worth it. Can you imagine your child in that eg trending abia state University hostel?

2cato:
😳😳😳😳😳😳. There have been whispers about your lack of comprehension for some time, but I paid them no heed. Are you truly this way, how old are you by the way? You act and speak like a child,you know.

If Nigeria were overrun by invaders, its land seized by terrorists, and later the country celebrated retaking the territory initially seized, wouldn’t that be worthy of celebration?

The man you so casually label a “comedian” has accomplished more than you have or will ever achieve. It might behoove you to learn when to remain silent.

Direct your energies toward APC’s affairs and amuse yourself there. This discourse is reserved for individuals who can think for themselves! 🤷🏼
I strongly suspect he is a very young person who gets money for data from a current politician, or he is actively involved in politics.

Are you minding that charlatan?
All that remains is for him to dance naked in a market

Benrosaria:
Of course otti must make noise as Hin set enter school premises.


Nigerians don't know what stealth mode mean sir

If he lands there in stealth mode and leaves it is the same nigerians that will say he did not visit, he is not caring, he did not address the students etc.
Now the man went there, saw for himself, addressed and assured the students he will do something about it immediately, una still de complain.
Only in naija you dance with one leg they will say you a yeye person, you dance with 2 legs they say you are proud and arrogant because you have 2 legs. Lol

Thank God he saw the viral video visited and now taking action.

SmartPolician:
Can we just stop building single lanes in this country? It's not safe driving on such roads. Even if you care about your own safety, you are not sure of the upcoming vehicles.

Not all places will have dual lanes expecially places with low traffic. Go to the UK countryside and see if you have any dual carriageways. It will be fool hardy financial wise to waste such resources expecily in places like ND where due to terrain it cost an arm and foot to build roads. Naija is not Qatar neither is it dubai with endless oil cash.

Nonybb:
Joke of a country. They export what they don't have and import what they have. Dangote is about gloating and self praise. He bucket those millions of Dollars, not ordinary Nigerians or for national interes

Did ordinary Nigerians take the risk of heavy debt through loans, the billions sunk into the facility, the sleepiness might and meetings etc? which yeye national interest? Even the land we thought the state gave him free, did he not say he paid over $100m for it and spent several billions out if his pocket sand filling the place?
If we want national interest or ordinary Nigerians refinary, nnpc owned refinaries are there, abi are they not producing again?

Thinkmintsocial:
Having a great or multiple source of income is so crucial! For example, with a good source of income, you can apply for a mortgage and secure a homeownership with ease. You don't have to worry about Landlord Palava.

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Motivational speakers don land.

zoer:
All those Senate ethic committee had been settled to to biased against Natasha...

Nothing good will come out of it...

That committee reeks of Apabio mess....

Why insulting Ezekwesili?

Imagine how rude and disrespectful our senators are.

1982 boy for that matter talking any how to a woman old enough to be his mother. Anyway most of them are agberos, learnt he is from apc.

kpankpangolo:
Enter the village and start farming. At least food will not be an issue for you. Better to be a primary or secondary school teacher there and make your money in peace than to earn peanuts and receive beating on top.

Or better still as blablablu said, he should be recruited into army.

Exceed15:
Please do X-ray

You hear him financial situation come tell am to go do xray? Guy you wiket ohh..

mohbadliveson:
I noticed nobody drinks garri under Tinubu government again. Most people now eat chicken, eggs and jollof rice plus salad.

So I noticed too..

Naija is simply a crime scene, every thing that works properly abroad when it comes here kleg must enter. So they remove subsidy in petrol and then are paying subsidy in power generation, afterall if they say gov is owing and has to pay them is it not still subsidy? Just imagine how many trillions us generated by just band A customers. I personally currently use about 10k daily, now consider thousands or millions of households paying bills.
If power generation has such issues, how come all the billionaires are heavily invested in it? From adelekes, otedola, elumelu etc.
Omo power gen is the new petrol subsidy scam.

What do thru teach in such schools sef, how to pray expertly? Miracle techniques? I wonder.

Just the cost of 1 land cruiser government official drives will change that hostel not to talk of the bullet proof car governors drive.
Yaya bello paid over $800k as his kids school fees while students in gov schools study in squalor, but guess what, it is those students and their parents you see defending such people on this forum.
Thank God for giving some people the grace to be able to send their kids to proper private universities even if they cannot send them abroad.

AirBere:
Nobody is buying unsigned Boniface boots in Akwa ibom for more than 200 dollars. Wetin them want use am do? In fact, even if the boots was signed, it won't go for more than 500 dols. That's the absolute max in a place like Akwaibom.

Boniface is a good player but not as marketable like even Iwobi. There's a reason no Nigerian in Akwaibom bought it except a Rwandan.

The boy is lucky to sell it at that price sef. If it's in a saner clime then yeah but Nigeria, Akwaibom? Loolllllll 😂😂😂😂

No mind me, I no de watch football, I only assumed the player was a big soccer personality. I de use them messi, Beckham etc eye look am. Lol

abbey621:
An unsigned boot for a qualifier isn't worth more than a couple $100. Una dey exaggerate too much on this platform, even a signed one ain't worth more than $500, I've got a signed Drogba boot off of Ebay for $800 and that comes with guaranteed authenticy by a professional appraiser.

My bad..

Zonefree:
Who go buy Boniface boots for thousands of dollars? You're mistaken Boniface for Messi and Ronaldo.

Oh my bad, I thought he was a star footballer, I no de watch ball.

Funny thing is that the seyi fellow will not understand why Nigerians will not just take the rice, sugar etc and not be greatfull with praises for him and his family. Truth of the matter is that that fellow, his whole family do not live in reality. Listen to his speach at yola, does he sound like one living in the reality of Nigeria? Dude was a toddler when his baba was gov, from there to abroad to school, waking up everyday to people telling him yes sir, calling him omo baba, at 28 years old buying £10m house, for a job they packaged him all the adverts and signages in Lagos for him to be collecting the money as if it is rent, is that someone living in reality?
His papa said all youth need is to be recruited into the army to learn to operate guns and be feed with basic foodstuff to have a fulfilled like, they are then carrying out the promise and wonder why Nigerians want more. In their minds youths are ungreatfull. Lol