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Celebrities › Re: Portable Almost Fought With A Man In The UK (Photos, Video) by nedekid: 1:49pm On Aug 29
This is all cruise, if you know you know. Them don take style run advert for classic lounge for Woolwich. Before I no know the place, now I don know. Lol
Politics › Re: Benin-Onitsha Expressway: Umahi Orders Arrest Of Hartland Nigeria Ltd's MD by nedekid: 1:26pm On Aug 29
Rubbish talk for halfwit people like him.
When did issuing a 15b contract become like buying and selling corn, ewa and garri?
Was contract with full scope if work not signed, was a job completed certificate not issued before payment was made?
Anyway who is this fellow to just issue order for the arrest of directors of a company, northern directors for that matter? The worst that can happen is to petition the police or sue the company, then you will have to explain how you inspected, confirmed completion and them released money to them.
Crime › Re: KC Luxury Sues NDLEA, Demands ₦190 Million by nedekid: 4:54pm On Aug 28
obiekunie01:
I said it.

all he needs is a good lawyer and him go hammer.

everything he said is done under duress and threat to his life.
My thought too..
Foreign Affairs › Re: Uganda's Tooro King Oyo Dies At Age 34 by nedekid: 4:53pm On Aug 28
Oya let's speculate.
Nollywood comes to mind.
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s foreign reserves cross $53 billion, hit highest level since 2009 by nedekid: 9:45am On Aug 28
motayoayinde:
150 billion dollars is the target by the end of Tinubu's second term .
Insha Allah.
Yeah by then you neck wild have grown skinny and you ribs showing through your skin. 150b for chagoury, Oga pikin and the inner circle? You come de out eye there?
It is 53b according to them now, yet the economy is getting worse, Nigeria now ranks as the country with the lowest life expectancy in the world, worse than Somalia, Niger, Sudan, Chad, Bangladesh etc. Reserves is 53b yet the begging on the streets of lekki and other parts of Lagos is unprecedented, to the extent they force you to give money or damage your car. Funny thing is that the people that beg for money the most are his stunch supporters online yet in real life na so so begi begi to survive. Yes them plenty, one is currently begging me on WhatsApp but I ignored him. He should go and ask apc and blablablus for assistance.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Cyberattack Hits Three UK Airports, Exposes Data Of 8.7 Million Customers by nedekid: 7:12am On Aug 28
Oya, blame it on Russia and Putin.
Health › Re: Russian Man Dies After Contracting Malaria in Nigeria by nedekid: 6:16am On Aug 28
The kind of resistant maleria these days.
My daughter was feeling sick, today she will say her throat, her head, dizziness etc. Took her to hospital them nack me 39k, no impovement, went back again, another 18k, still nothing, the doctor said it was anxaity, she still said her throat, so he directed us to see ENT, I took her there just to assure her nothing was wrong, he stuck an endoscope, did a video to show us, nacked us 100k. Anyway she went back to school.
At school she got worse and had to be taken to sch hospital, drip, injections, tablets etc after test. I was shocked to hear that hey placed her on anxiety drugs or depressants. I sent the driver to go bring her home after 10 days, took her back to the hospital the Dr said it was a psychological problem, that we should see a psychiatrist! My pikin? Normal bubbly happy "cruise" catching young lady will just stay alone, quite, you offer her heaven and earth to cheer her up she will be indifferent, Omo it started taking a toll on me. Anyway I started making calls to book appointment with psychiatrist, one said she was out if the country, but will recommend since my daughter was in school, better to see one on campus incase there will be more sessions. Meanwhile she was at home while her mates were in school.
One evening I just told her to get in the car and drove over to another neighborhood hospital owned by an elderly foreign trained doctor, the man examined her and said she will be fine that it was maleria! As how naahuh Babcock university hospital has treated her, hospital for adugbo too, ENT join, how can maleria still be there? Baba said e still remain for body, so he gave a course of 3 days injection followed by tablets, funny enough his treatment was the cheapest at 18k. So she took the first jab, Omo by the next morning my princess came to greet me, by afternoon she came downstairs and said she was hungry, by evening she gave me one cruise joke, Omo, my belle sweet me cause I know say my pikin do de return to normal😂. Few days later she went back to school. I just sent my driver to bring her back after exams yesterday.
Now imagine if we had not visited that elderly doctor who insisted on maleria, imagine I would have sent my daughter to psychiatrics who would have messed up her head or given her all sorts of depressants, anti depressants to mess her up! Anyway that is naija for you.
Guys be careful out there, there is something wrong, either the maleria is resistant or some of the medication is fake or no longer effective.
May the soul of the Russian rest in peace and almighty grant the family the fortitude to bear the loss.
Health › Re: How I Almost Died Today. After Eating Don't Go And Lie Down by nedekid: 6:56pm On Aug 27
Regular thing if you eat and lay down without letting the food settle.
God save you say you no chop food with heavy pepper if not aside the not breathing the acid from belle join with the pepper for burn your throat, that one na another wahala.
Romance › Re: I Have ₦13M Savings: Should I Build A House Or Get Married? by nedekid: 6:30pm On Aug 27
Beloved4heart:
Wait come ooooo, you think say marriage na the way you dey see am for TikTok like Jarvis and Peller? I pity you, better I wait till 55 yrs self

you know how many men dey talk dey Wakahuh
Guy you funny, probably you be my pikin age mate or him senior you sef.
Business › Re: Okin Biscuits Resumes Production After 17 Years by nedekid: 6:23am On Aug 27
Na that band A electricity they are so proud of that will collect the whole money along side diesel to run generators. 😂
Romance › Re: I Have ₦13M Savings: Should I Build A House Or Get Married? by nedekid: 5:22am On Aug 27
Beloved4heart:
See this guy at 40 self I no shake body,you still be fresh young boy.
If I even get 50million I no play that game called marriage ooooo,500million above
Why you think say some bros don hit 50y them never marry, them never born, Omo them still de find the 500m and above to settle down. Lol
Romance › Re: I Have ₦13M Savings: Should I Build A House Or Get Married? by nedekid: 5:20am On Aug 27
Tenrack:
thank you sir. I kuku like my solitude. My mind rest. Na to find one girl wey like me let am know my stance give am belle. I don't like stress. I like to travel light. Even the pikin sef I still dey get two mind.
Omo, na so one guy too go find your daughter give am belle as you wan do another person pikin. 😂
Business › Re: Woman Loses ₦3M Savings In Access Bank After SIM Reassignment by nedekid: 5:16am On Aug 27
Mattswaggz:
The bank should be held liable....what kind of weak cyber security system are they operating with?......her network provider should share part of the blame too.
So knowing her bvn, her Nin is linked to that phone line she kukuma went abroad abandoning the number that you know will be recycled after 1 year? Why did she not approach Mtn and do KMN ie keep my number? N7500 for some years, the number will not be recycled?
Oga my brother visited the country 3 years ago for burial, his Nin registration was delayed so I assisted him with my Nin to register a Sim, he opened a bank account later with that Sim. After 3 months or so he went back to his base. About months later I felt uncomfortable that my NIN was associated with a line that could be recycled, what if that line is then bought by a criminal or terrorist and used for criminality, knowing naija police, they will know you are innocent but still rope you in. To avoid stories I went to do a welcome back card and recovered the Sim. Immediately I put it in my spare phone na so text messages start to enter, his account balance, his current transactions (he was using the naija bank card over in the US), bros heavy money in 9 figures! Now imagine if someone had bought that recycled line? So I kept and serviced the Sim, recently when he visited again I handed the Sim to him and we visited Mtn office where he changed the details to himself and then paid for KMN for a couple of years.
Oga even my foreign pay as you go Sims gets recycled when I don't use it for a while so it is practice all over the world.
I doubt it is possible to take up the bank or Mtn in this case, lawyer will just chop money for nothing. That money is gone, she should learn a lesson.
Business › Re: Woman Loses ₦3M Savings In Access Bank After SIM Reassignment by nedekid: 4:48am On Aug 27
Imalwayshorny:
Did she look like someone that have 3million naira
Funny man, woman living and hustling in Dubai cannot have 3m or $2k?
Phones › Re: Can Identical Twins Unlock Each Other Phones Using Face ID. by nedekid: 4:43am On Aug 27
Osiris12:
No they can’t, except na low end phones
My daughter's face could unlock my son's iPhone xr few years ago and they are 4 years apart in age. When the younger sibling comes back home we will test if it still does so and with their more recent iphones
Travel › Re: I Love Being A Foreigner In Nigeria - Pakistani Man Who Speaks Pidgin by nedekid: 6:11pm On Aug 26
blackmantis:
Confirm AI..... nothing you Wan tell me.😂😂
Those days them plenty. 1989 when I was in jamb tutorial at Eunice tutorial college at gbagadathe was a pure white British boy, walai that boy was so Nigerian he use to enter public bus to go home, driver never brought him, infact sometimes he will hitch a ride with to drop along the way when our driver came for me.
The boy spoke fluent Yoruba and pidgin English.
Celebrities › Re: Femi Adebayo Surprises His Daughter Niniola With A New Car On Her 21st Birthday by nedekid: 6:03pm On Aug 26
Akinwalecollins:
Femi Adebayo wan trend ni....
Your fellow actors are begin for money to eat or live a good life, one is mourning, you dey celebrate and dash ur daughter 🚗🚗🚗🚗 this life no balance sha
So make him rather share the money to him co actors weh no fit feed abi? Blablablus weh carry money go buy 350 seater airliner for Presidential jet, the type airfrance uses to carry passangers nko, you did not complain then that Nigerians were hungry.
Celebrities › Re: Femi Adebayo Surprises His Daughter Niniola With A New Car On Her 21st Birthday by nedekid: 5:59pm On Aug 26
cr7lomo:
Don't u know what a brand u new is ??
Na so, naija don low stotay toks is now brand new.
Anyway congrats to her and to he father, him try well well.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Outperformed Past Presidents In First Term — Felix Morka by nedekid: 8:14am On Aug 26
emkz:
1. He started coastal highway that had been under bureacracy for six decades. Former president Buhari turned the sod in Calabar in 2015 and that was the end.

2. He ruined the dollar arbitrage and collapsed the black market for forex by removing dollar subsidy.

3. He removed petrol subsidy that had lagged for a decade and had benefitted mostly the wealthy.

4. EFCC probably revovered more money from former publuc officials than other presidents in theur first terms.

5. Tinubu started first of its kind student loan which has gone a long way to support indigent students.

6. This month, Nigeria's foreign reserves hit a seventeen-year high at $52.5 bn!

7. Oil output increased under Tinubu.

8. Since 1923, Tinubu harmonised our tax laws which allowed tax revenue to increase with little impact on the poor.

Areas of improvement.

1. Budget performance is still very poor.

2. Insecurity is still very bad.

3. State police needs to be finalised.
Yeah, under this regime Nigeria has broken the record of the country with the lowest life expectancy in the world. Do you know Chad, Niger, bukin Faso, Somalia, Bangladesh, central African Republic and other dirt poor countries have better life expectancy than Nigeria under tinubu? That what will kill the average Nigerian you will survive in those other very poor countries? Are you aware that under tinubu the poverty rate has so increased that over half if the population of the country are now beggers? To the extent that bandits were begged to go giveaway and Nigerians were providing bank accounts and blessing them. Places that use to have proud enterprising Nigerians are now dominated with beggers, look at Lagos for instance, begging has reached a level violence is now involved, it is seemingly now a culture thing. South Africans mocked us to the extent they gave us a name especially after seeing the Ishowspeed debacle, ABEGISTAN.
The damage this man has done to me is he fabric of society will take decades to undo, from the Judiciary, to even how he has empowered agberos, Omo ita etc to the extent they are the rich folks, the ones doing well, the role models to the youths. Ask the average Yoruba young boy in Eg oshodi what he wants to become when he grows up, you will shocked he want to collect tickets, wants to be park chairman, to be agbero and ride big cars, romance people's wives, and spray wasiu or pasuma lots of cash. Can you blame them? Look at oluomo, koko zaria, sego, kunle poly, and that one from ogun state that wears oversize gold chains.
Family › Re: Single Mother Threatens To Curse Her Daughter For Disobeying Her (Video) by nedekid: 7:40am On Aug 26
So solution is to threaten to curse her pikin. Some kind talk no suppose commot from mouth.
Politics › Re: Sunday Igboho, Residents Foil Police Arrest Of Tani Olohun In Oyo by nedekid: 10:15pm On Aug 25
Watin him do? Abi did police invite him and he did not turn up?
Phones › Re: Man Shares How Samsung Phones Are Being Repackaged And Sent To Nigeria(Photos/Vi by nedekid: 10:10pm On Aug 25
Oga, it is only a mumu that will not know a used phone.
If you want brand new ones it is available, if you want "open box" ie repacked ones in first class condition it is also available at cheaper price and they usually come with few days warranty.
Eg a paddy bought his fold 7 brand new then for 2.4m (or there about), that same phone "open box" was being sold for 1.450m.
Oga the difference is clear between brand new and the ones those guys are packaging in that video.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Inherited An Economy In Shambles — Akpabio by nedekid: 8:31pm On Aug 25
Yeah but economy in shambles does not buy an airliner not even for Nigeria airways but rather as a presidential jet. Do you know a330 is what air France uses to fly to Nigeria carrying over 300 passangers?
Romance › Re: Video Of Gym Instructor Working Out With Married Woman In Owerri Sparks Outrage by nedekid: 8:28pm On Aug 25
12345baba:
but if na doctor u go allow am abi? The guy no even touch bum una dey para.
No quarrel naa, do as you wish, to say I still get my gym business i for don give you 1 month free membership for your madam.
Romance › Re: Video Of Gym Instructor Working Out With Married Woman In Owerri Sparks Outrage by nedekid: 5:56pm On Aug 25
12345baba:
There's nothing here to see. If na how u dey reason am men for done dey unalive doctors wey dey chuk.hand for wife punany during pregnancy.
Ok ohh, allow your madam go gym naa, them no de tell person, Omo, na kalokalo, you may be lucky and you may not be.
Romance › Re: Video Of Gym Instructor Working Out With Married Woman In Owerri Sparks Outrage by nedekid: 5:54pm On Aug 25
Evaress:
Because you are a hor*ny thinking man doesn't mean all Men are like you. Some men are strictly professional in their business and don't reason same way as you
Aunty shift, I have owned a gym in the past, I know all the shenanigans that went on there. In one instance one pretty pharmacist lady actually took one of my gym instructors away because she wanted him all to herself, apparently her Oga stayed abroad. She went as far as getting him an apartment, changing his wardrobe, placing him on allowance, often you will see him drive her car, her kids called him "uncle" cos he was a regular visitor in their house. The lady later relocated to the US. Funny thing is that the guy was a "smello", one wondered how such a fine woman could be with that guy and openly too. Another instructor turned the place to his short time joint, you can guess those he was servicing.
The stories too much jare, at a point I just looked at it as part of the business as far as the instructors were meeting their monthly remittance from the gym. Infact to own a sucessful gym from my experience you gats have correct kura, magomago, gigolo instructors. Infact when you replace staff, women will come and see if the new ones are correct guys, na from there them go register.
This is not to say married women should not go to gym ohh, it's just that the temptation over there is too much.
Politics › Re: Samuel Shekwolo: ‘Leave If You Won’t Support APC’ – FCT Chairman To Residents by nedekid: 5:20pm On Aug 25
It's the blablablus way, agbero levels.
Politics › Re: Yari: APC Will Rule Nigeria Beyond 2031 by nedekid: 11:16am On Aug 25
yarimo:
YARI really spoke the minds of majority of Nigerians
Poor man pikin we hear you, why just 2032? 2052 nko? As far as your 30k de flow, money for hand, back for ground.
Celebrities › Re: Obi Cubana Rejects Link To Howard Taylor's Drug Trafficking Allegations by nedekid: 3:19am On Aug 25
Nwaikpe:
Time have really changed.
Those days, the Igbos took pride in their ability to make a lot of money and still be simple.

In fact, your father can be donating N30 in church, and the men’s fellowship secretary who donated only N5 will be clapping for your dad very hard since your father is taken as the biggest man in the church, being the manger of a popular company nearby. Little will people know that the men’s fellowship secretary who donated the N5 and was clapping for your father’s N30 is actually the owner of the company your father is a manager in.

😅😅😅

That was the beauty of the Igbo people.
Simplicity, silence and humility, in much wealth.


Not until these fake ones showed up and spoilt the name for all of them. The younger generation even grew with a different mindset thinking that the characters of these questionable people are the standard character of the Igbos. Far from it.

We knew who the Igbos were. These ones are fake. Unfortunately, they are louder than the real ones.
Were you raised in AGC? Cos when one hears of mens's fellowship it brings back memories.
Agriculture › Re: Catfish worth Millions Die At Benin-Agbor Traffic Due To Bad Roads (Video) by nedekid: 3:56pm On Aug 24
badoh:
Continue to bring out useless propaganda. I don't know may be all roads in Nigeria will be completed in just one day. Is it only that road that is bad in Nigeria? What about other roads that this administration has been constructing in the eastern part of the county? Why the fixation on this road? I'm not making brief for this govt but I see this as a calculated propaganda to make the administration look bad.
OK, no problem, shebi it is propaganda, someone's livelihood destroyed due to bad road on a major highway, do you know how many millions of naira went into feeding those fishes to get that big? Do you know if the farmer took loan from bank? Today Nigeria happened to him, you never know who would be next.

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