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[b][/b] Meteng:Truth of the matter is that them man is at an advanced state, the most that can be done for him is care. To have dreams of him walking or getting back to full health is a pipe dream, better to face reality. |
Which one is strange illness? This man looks like someone that suffered stroke. God is his strength. |
mechanics:The issue is when, abi don't you live in Nigeria? |
Toluwanise247:Opay na the baba. Number 1. |
Silly man, don't openly and clearly apologize, by the time you are hit with 10b lawsuit, you to will have to compel your God to pay for you. When I owned a bar back in the day, the turnover of glass cups and broken beer bottles was too much. This happened especially when there was football matches. Arsenal will score, one idiot will get up to shout and push the table, all the cups and bottles will break. I then gave instructions that any customer that breaks a bottle will buy that bottle or cup at 3ce the price infact we will make a profit. Omo, few days later during a match I was at the bar premises, next thing was goal!!! Followed by the breaking of bottles and cups on one table. I told my staff to calculate the bill for the broken bottles and cups and present to them immediately. Guess what, the idiots were saying it was not their fault, shebi it is football they are watching, I told them no problem, they will pay the money then the can go and meet manU or arsenal to refund the money to them. Omo they paid and since that day bottles did not break during football matches again. The charlatan pastor will pay the money then ask his God that told him to spew rubbish for refund. |
yarimo:70 year old man.. |
God1000:Yeah, I meant US military targets in Qatar, Bahrain, Saudi, UAE etc, if all those missiles and drones were focused on israel assuming the Americans did not involve themselves. |
God1000:Imagine all those missiles, drones etc Iran fired allover the middle east now concentrated on Israel alone. |
rickpat:That got me. £400? Even shopping at waitrose and the other high end stores, I am not sure you can blow that amount on feeding cooking at home. You cannot spend half that shopping at lidl, Aldi or those cooperative stores. |
meobizy:Lol |
poshestmina:My bad.. |
Oracleee:That is why of recent men have been adviced to pay school fees and other expenses themselves, don't make the previous mistake of handing money over to madam to pay fees because in the eyes of the kids it is their mother making the payments. See we that have stakes in schools have seen where wives will come to school to beg for extention of time to pay school fees claiming that they are the ones carrying all the burden at home, that their husbands are useless and have nothing doing, meanwhile the husband na responsible man weh don give the woman money to pay even before the resumption of school but she chop the money come de gather small small money to pay. It is when the child complains at home of being embarrassed at school the father will confront the woman and say he is comming to cause problem in the school for embarrassing his child after he has made full payment on time, the wife will start calling the school and begging them to cover her ass, that her marriage is at stake. You want to share money for your kids, give them directly, if they choose to give their mother to hold for them(assuming they are not old enough to have bank accounts), then that is between then and their mama. You want to send then money in university, both fees and pocket money, send it to them yourself, not the one in later years a woman would have convinced a child you were a deadbeat father when you were not. |
poshestmina:For real? Anyway as someone explained when we asked him how come he had so many kids. The guy said unlike us, he does not have money for "goodtime", no money to do the only past time we have in naija which is to go to beer parlor, drink beer, chop point and kill etc, he does not have funds to carry olosho or have girlfriends, that after all the stress and insults from work, his only enjoyment is one or 2 shots of ogogoro, then head home(the only place where he is king), to go and bulala his madam, so naturally belle must enter. He them terms it the blessing or gift from God which should not be argued as God works in mysterious ways. Meanwhile na bulala cause am. |
Skit |
yarimo:70 year old man.. |
DeltaBachelor:Don't worry it will reflect positively on the chargourys in France, as for ordinary folks, them go wait taya as it will be the more you look the less you see. |
Wickedfacts:Point of correction, not majority of igbos but a fraction of them that could be considered stupid. |
Tenses:Rubbish. |
georgeakins:Lol. |
grandstar:Lol, exactly, my set was the last form 5. |
Lol, jungle country, even police too are committing the same assault that was done to the woman to the man. Hope that man gets a lawyer to sue the police for assault and attempted murder, cos he was stomped behind the head while laying face down by the police and slapped with evidence of the video to show. |
njokuuche77:Oga I remember in secondary school in the 80s our chemistry teacher so surprised to see plenty of white hair on a classmates head. Mr cambell shouted that "young man at your age you already have white hair, when you get to my age nko?" lol |
"So somebody you accommodated you allowed somebody to be hitting her" Who is the tall idiot in yellow, see the mentality? The man did the most he could do which is to record, imagine if that muscular man can land punches like that on a woman, wount it be suicidal for this fragile looking fellow to intervene? It is just like asking someone that cannot swim why didn't he jump into the river or pool to save a drowning man, or asking someone why he did not climb electricity pole to save a man being electrocuted. |
manitobor:Is it not good, someone is no longer wanted, he is compelled to leave unlike our own that is do or die. |
OneCandleAway:Oga you are being emotional. The Prest lady was still legally married to her husband while the doctor was also still married to his legal wife, Inshort both of the were nothing more than Bleep mates or at best companions. OK assuming Helen's original husband dies and he is rich with assets all over, do you not know she will chase after the mans assets since their marriage was not legally dissolved? This Helen wanted to eat her cake and have it, her game is to grab from the late doctor and also get from previous undesolved marriage. |
Note that the Force 1 jet is 40 years Old and will continue flying on the fleet. This brings to mind our recently decommissioned presidential 737 BBJ jet that they said was too old at 19 years old, apc said it was dagbo and Mr president needed a new one, meanwhile the south African presidential 737 BBJ was years older than ours and still being used by their president till today. Ofcouse ours was sold off and replaced with an airliner the same typr air France uses to fly 300+ passangers to naija, it is note worthy that we do not even have a national carrier. Imagine telling citizens to suffer and endure yet money is spent lavishly, a country borrowing money every other day. It's just like you managing your 2003 model corolla, the your paddy driving 2024 range rover vogue is then asking you to lend him money. No be juju be dat? |
Is it only women on the streets? The whole country is now as south Africans called us ABEGISTAN. Where will you go to that you will not be begged, enter bank, when leaving security go beg, supermarket nko, from cashier to security. Police will stop you on the road only to beg you for money. Begging has even become a culture thing, you hear jargons a such as twale, you boyr is loyal, show me love etc. Some days back I asked for directions to a place, after that the fellow said I should find him something. The one that shocked me most was when I entered cash and carry Allen avenue to buy a TV set, the begging was on another level, infact I asked the workers if that is how they do there, if I had know I wount have stepped into their show room. It is so bad people beg bandits and kidnappers online to show them love. |
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