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Lol, those days when we were young, there use to be one girl like that whoes calling or mission was to help the boys. Problem was that once you "do" Omo the kind itching you will get around there ehhh, no be small thing, but since it was free, you go always go back for more. So what you do is have shaving stick ready, once you do, you shave you public bia bia, or have a clean shave before visitation, problem solved.
I think it was public lice she had.

HacheNoire:
Inibehe Effiong has a right to his opinion and it’s not generic!

In same Nigeria, we the dedicated disciples and followers know His Excellency, President Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu (GCFR) is the best thing that happened to Nigeria since the creation of Earth.

The few like Inibehe Effiong who detest the demigod, will have to keep rambling till 2031.

Who God has blessed, no man can curse!

And who is this charlatan?

Babangidapikin:
Turkish Airlines can't win in court because she tried to sleep off her addiction, but they choose to wake her up ...

Are you serious? Naa I don't believe it can be this bad, guess you are just catching cruise abi?

iichidodo:
Look at her small nyansh like bicycle seat...

That is what is called original nyansh, a toned one for that matter, come yellow join ontop.

Sonofgod1990:
For pepper soup. Seems you never test human before

You don't mean it😳
Those bastartds!!

Chisos, what did they want to use the heads for?

SHIVA001:
True talk we should accomodate each other, igbos don’t really like theirselves in their homelands main reason why Dey move to other part of the country or world for trading. Na fear of being killed at home when u are already excelling. Use to make them come to Lagos.
When u don’t even like yourselves u want other trybe to like and accept you…hmm okay ooo

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Oga the reason people moved to Lagos from time has been because the place was the capital and still the financial capital. It was where government was located all the ministries etc. Ofcourse the ports through which importation and distribution to their states is carried out from.
Oga people from other states are not here because of you face, neither is it to beg for money, Nigeria is a country where all citizens have equal right whereever they choose to reside.

Seeplusplus:
He has a thriving legal career. He handles supreme court level cases. What about you, what do you do for a living other than spreading toxicity online?

Me? Funny you, you really don't want to go there, certainly doing much better than you.

So since he left acting what does he do for a living, how does he earn money?

Talking as if it is his personal money he is using.

chopnaira:
E don be for this one. All for Peter Obi, the most selfish politican alive, wey no send your papa.

Kwankwaso was able to get all his goons from NNPP in Kano the tickets of the NDC.

Obi instead threw even big and influential obidients like Aisha Yesufu under the bus. How much more you that your papa and mama are still drinking garri?

Watin concern Obi for this matter?
Anyway if you no mention Obi 10 times daily blokos no go function in za oda room.

Na so, never lend money to anyone expecially Nigerians, it's either they scam you or when the money is due for payment they avoid you, expect you to be calling them or it turns to quarrel.
I am presently facing the same, my mechanic called me during the Salah that his TV at home was faulty, he bought it tokumbo, that now he wanted to urgently buy a new one, that he was at the store but short of money, meanwhile he said his family along with visitors were all at home bored. He said he will send the money latest by Tuesday. I called him on Tuesday, he said Thursday, to day is Thursday, weh my money? you cannot believe he has not picked up my calls throughout today. Ofcouse next thing is he will say because of how much I am disturbing him. Lol
That is why I admire my friend and his brother, both billionaires, no matter what they will never loan you money, they say it is their policy and so make you no vex. They can come to visit you, dash your kids $1k each even give madam more, but you ohh, ask them to borrow you a dime, never, them go say make you no vex, na their policy. Lol

RodgersAkpafu:
wow
why r u so angry

Lol, let's all enjoy Tinubu apc after buhari, when we have sense we will vote in proper people who will fix the country irrespective of tribe, religion etc.

Lithiumite:
What of all the agbero and omo onile on the roads......lekki axis is very notorious for this,imagine you buying new furniture or electronics and some boys will just stand on the road to extort you,brazen daylight robbery.....ajah in particular and its become the norm and no one seems to be talking about it......you can spend upto 10k to owomida just for deciding you want to repair your own furniture that you bought with your own money.......any kind of item you may want to move.

It has gotten out of hand. Infact I refuse business from that axis because to pass some roads over there, area boys will demand you open the truck and the give you a bill before you are allowed to pass.

rickpat:
Life is not defined by how much you have but how much you are willing to give.. SUPPORT SOMEONE TODAY..IT COULD JUST BE A WORD,A GIFT OR A SMILE TO REVIVE THAT SOUL!

Copied from my profile#


This has been my personal text on my profile for years now...

Reading this from a selfless man,made tears roll down my eyes..not to worry,TEARS OF JOY!!

Yeah support is good, but must be given with a pinch of salt, lots of people have had regrets supporting people, Nigerians are a unique breed. You support people today tomorrow they say you are "entitled" when you also need support from them.
Oga I learnt a valuable lesson from my older brother, you see many years ago when we were younger, we were unmarried too. My bro had this friend, a married guy, this fellow came pleading that his marriage was about to get destroyed as his landlord had evicted them, they were in the streets, that he had gone all over family no assistance, friends had disappointed him, he said my bro was his last bustop. Oga my brother gave the guy not part of the money but the whole money in cash, both the rent, agency fees etc.
Many years later that guy got a job with a foreign airline, those days of people flying with look alike documents, oluwole etc, the guy was among those who check documents for the airline before checking, in short he was making lots of money (if you know what I mean). Do you know this guy started spreading stories of how he had beef with my bro, on enquiries he said what caused the beef was Tha one time years before when he was broke and had problems with accommodation, that my brother gave him money with "left hand"!
The guy is Yoruba, we are not, we were not raise with awareness about the sensitivity of left or right hand, of course now we know. This guy kept it as beef for years!!
Someone asked him, he gave you the money, you collected it abi, he said yes, you rented house abi, he said yes, was the money loan that you had to pay back? He said no, the money was dashed to him.
Omo, if you have money enjoy it, eat it, fly yourself and family to London, China, France, Qatar, turkey, Thailand and other good time place for your personal enjoyment. Infact my next goodtime will be Thailand.
Yeye support, when you need your own support if your money finish, na those people you support go de laugh you say you don broke. Lol

amancalledgodd:
Pls try to get her
Women are really scarce and needs to be treated well. I put my babe on monthly salary 100k and this june is her birthday.
I have an upcoming surprise for her.
Make i no talk much she dey here dey read. Spoil your woman o

Funny man, you neva marry woman you place her on salary of 100k, when you then marry her na 1m you go de give am?
You guys will just be pressuring yourselves, are you her father? What if you do not have the 100k tomorrow to give her after setting such precedent, next thing is to say she left you despite all you have done for her.

Nice one from the state Government.

Mbaka our 4th favorite fake pastor. 😂

Oga immigrant send your kids back to your country or of you don't want to be separated, go along with them, simple!
Infact not just the UK but all other countries, Canada especially, return Nigerians back! Those kangaroos who will support charlatans into power to destroy the country then run abroad and from there continue supporting the rubbish, infact their green cards, permanent residency or acquired citizenships should be revoked and they should all be deported, send them back to Nigeria let them come and build their country.
One or 2 idiots I know who were suffering in naija after supporting apc and Buhari the ran abroad to Canada, from there still supporting Tinubu, infact one was insulting Nigerians for not understanding the rambling speech he gave when asked about the kidnapped students, this same guy 3 years ago insulted Nigerians for not understanding what blah bla blue meant.
Rubbish, they should all come and build their countries, you want to stay in another man's country and claim right yet just in your country here, you chase and insult people telling them to go back to their states.

Mariangeles:
They should get out jor!

Who cares?

Exactly, they should go to hell!
The earlier coubtries ditch the US and it's dollar the better.

When buhari was entrenching his headers or rather bandits in the forests the usual nairaland apc charlatan data boys were here singing their praises, even that valture barbecue character from benue state joined his voice despite what the fulani had done to them in the middle belt.
Today the headers have dug in, they are entrenched, the difference is that humans are more lucrative than cows.
The question is why can't Oga at the top declare a state of emergency in the forests, immediately ban all open grazing, give all of them 3 months to walk their cattle back up north or buy land in the south to rear their cows? If he claims to be bold to the extent he removed subsidy on the first day, floated the naira, driving 80% of Nigerians into deep poverty, why can't he have the balls to fo the same with open grazing? Abi no balls when it comes to fulani? Oh I forgot, no be him ask where are the cows? How can this government be serious about fighting bandits when the VP has been seen and known to be their patron, same with the defense minister, even the NSA we do not know if he himself is fulani.
If this government cannot protect citizens why not allow us aquire arms, don't even give us, we will buy with our own money!

Someone said he will throw fire into the state, investigations should start from him ie if they have the balls to.

Paid minions, mercenary lai lai group for the highest bidder. A truelly shameless lot.

PlasmaTV:
I'm 90% sure it's yarimo.
Or either of the following: 👇

WizardOfNG
FreeStuffsNG
Madridguy
Naptu2
FSBoperator
DomPerignon
MagicBishop
Legendhero
Richtaiwo
Seunmsg

They're faithfully hustling for their daily bread.

Yes ohh

ALLNIGERIANSMAD:
It is finished. Finally finished. But this Media has jeopardize rescue efforts, you disclosed all the classified informations about the victims, you stated clearly all Thier statuses and profiles, who does that? Kidnerpers now knows the huge value of what they held

So you think the kidnappers are so dense or stupid not to know who they targeted in an urban setting? Even at that you think they are so daft they cannot identify who they kidnapped by questioning them, by going through their phones, contacts, bank alerts, whatsApp contacts and conversations?
Anyway I know you are smarter than that, you just want to contribute to the discussion for contribution sake. Continue.

sleek214:
It has moved to Ibadan.

Wike said he will pour fire in ibadan.

So dss, police, inec have not rushed to arrest the lere fellow?

okwusdidi:
Anybody supporting that woman actually hates women because that woman would only end being destroyed by randy men,if she is your daughter would you be happy with her

That is her business and not yours. It is her choice to dress as she deems fit.

Even if this is a skit, they should get those idiots arrested and prosecuted for assault or even encouraging people to assault who they think is not dressed to their standards.
This is a breach of public peace.

Tjra:
Seyi Makinde is a very useless governor. He will definitely go on exile next year because of all these atrocities under his watch.

He and his family should be banished from Yoruba land.

Is he in charge of the army? Does he have armed state police under his command? Abi is the commissioner of police not answerable to Abuja? What would he as a governor have done that would have secured lives and property? The most governors do is donate vehicles to security agencies, and note that those agencies are in the first place funded by FGN. No governor has the power to import arms to give to their constituents so why blame the governor?