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Shooting stars

The moment you give advice but it turn to blame.
Op look right now.

Bob or kini?
I'll rather stick to my mango

Donjazzy12:
If you want, carry armoured car down there, they don't care. Most of them were disvirgined by their fellow women and they only have feelings for women. Your big Cassava will only make them hate you because it will be causing massive pain and injury to them. Remember, they can never get wet for a man.

Dats so serious mehnnnnn

pelumiadenu:
hey it makes the two of us, i'm male and i live in lagos. lets hangout send me a mail pelumiademolan@gmail.com

Pelumi you fall my hand
You dey lagos and still dey complain of loneliness.
Despite the facts that lagos remain the 1st state with cheapest gals in Nigeria. Try visit Ikorodu, mushin,ijora etc.

Thepunter:
The doctor may not be all-knowing so I see nothing bad in seeking second opinion.

Bros see the way I dey look you
E be like say make I bite you
Common six months you can zipup
And if na you sick, your women fit fast and pray for you for 8 months.

Donjazzy12:
Most girls will join in the fun. 97% of young women in Abuja are hardcore lesbians.
They only date men for money, then use the money to Bleep their younger female lovers.

U see girls discussing how they Bleep younger girls and you are shocked.

Lesbianism rules in Abuja!

Rilli
Then I need to move to FCT right now
Maybe dos niggas/man over there no get strong cassava

Nikkigel:
at least he is dead

Dats not the best I think
You will be call a murderer.

Nikkigel:
In the first place my guy would never do that because i have whatever she has........but if he those it i swear to wherever i came from he will pay physically, spiritually, emotionally and mentally or pay with his life

Haaaaaaaaa
Yours ashhhhhhhhh oooooooooo
Remember is your man

To all the ladies/women
In the situation whereby you came back from work/shop/market/journey and you find your man in this mess with your close friend, what's the first thing you will do.
I mean first that you will do.

Badtman:
seems common sense has finally fall NASS

is not by force!
Nigeria Police in Delta should stop using FORCE to extort money from boiz again not all fine niggas are yahoo yahoo or G burger some are hustler ,students.

if you trek or travel by bike, car, bus those Delta police will order you to come and show dem your phone ,the worst part of it is when you forgot your at home you are in trouble.

Thunder fall on them!


FTC

Bro na tru you talk
Same thing in my state especially dem so called SARS

fumiswtpusy:
It will be you first.
In the normal scheme of things the old and xtremely sick plus illiteracy die first.
I wish you same fulani slave

Baba@his age is still an achiever.
@ your youth, what have you done or achieve??
Mind you oooo, baba has being useful since is youth

fumiswtpusy:
I wish him dead because he is better dead than alive,also my fellow yoruba brother nbot everytime you come online to show your slave mentality by defending fulanis.
Learn how to be a man for once coward

That's what am saying
If you wish him and God says is you first nko
Death is not about age oooo
God has the key

fumiswtpusy:
The day these man will die will be one of my happiest day in these world

You're wishing someone death?
Ok, show me the man who no go die.
We all are living dead.
We just living by his(God) now.

obailala:
Like play like play, this man has got 9 lives if we are to go by the words of perpetually bitter losers like Fayose, FFK and the rest of the online Jonathanian wailing crew.

I await mental cases like FFK to also come write us another epistle of how coca-cola is a made-in-Nigeria brand which cannot be available in London.

I also await the comments of all the pathetic losers who have used unprintable words on Rochas over his comment yesterday that Buhari was in good spirits.

In all honesty though, Bubu looks very sick, and should just do the honourable thing which no African leader has ever done; resign and hand over power to his deputy so governance can be invigorated.

https://www.channelstv.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Buhari-in-london2.jpg

Lalasticlala, Mynd44, Seun

Baba has rilli change oooo
Dis not the Buhari I voted for
Baba now look skinny like Peter crouch
Well, I wish him quick recovery.
The prblm of this country is bigger than what he can handle.
But will advice him to step down since he as a good vice, am much believe in Osibanjo. He can take us to the glorious land too.
Cause Nigeria dos not what dying for.

Nedfed's mind

mgdimagaladima:
Are u under 15?


u need to go borrow sense


cos u are not matured

wen u borrow sense,,,then come back and create a topic

Must you open everything ode.

Why is it that will hate seeing someone else poo
But love seeing someone big yash
Despite the facts that poo comes from the yash. Yet man can die untop yash.
Never know what freking man in women's/ladies yash.

Iamabod:
What a nice Fantasy.... keep it up.... such cud only happen in ur widest Dream... I guess

But it happen in other part of the world

stGabrielo:
I give you otedola dota and Mr eazi as example ,seriously the day you guys have an argument or beef she'll remind the whole neighbor the Gucci watch she bought for you in 2002 from experience tho.....women sha

I don't care
Just need the experience

Am waiting for that day when a Nigerian babe will invite me for a shopping, buy me things, take me for a cinema, take me to her house, cook for me, both shower together and also have sex for the day.
The next day I give her a call to say thank you.
Can I find such?

God you are wonderful
A mad person will be roaming around, eat anything(both good and bad), sleep in an unclean environment, wear rags for years, drink unclean water, never take bath for years, when sick you will never know most time, yet he/she will still live for decades while An healthy person that moves round with alot of cars, eat a delicious food time to time, sleep in a mansion, wears an expensive cloths,drink a clean water,take bath regularly will still died with just a little sickness.
God you're great.
What a world we are

swiz123:
Seun! I understand that you are Yoruba but must everything this clown Mercy do make front page? I am not understanding o. Even with her rumbled outfit,she still made fp.pls it's becoming tiring

Tooooor
But bros come ooooo
Say na Mercy make this thread or the jobless Op?

It was our neighbour house help.
She's pregnant.
The madam and some of her sisters wia beating her to confess who impregnated her.
The young lady started counting people she have slept with including madam second born and the gateman.
Not a funny scenario oooooooo

e10nzy:
It's correction not correct. Lol

Lol
You get time ooooo
Is not a mistake, I purposely typed it.
Is Tnx for the correction not
Tnk...........correct

Lalas247:
You can work it out depending on how many weeks pregnant .. simple maths really
The only issue she will have is if she had more than one deek in one day ... in that case she can narrow it down to who she shagged that day if that makes sense ...

Beside why she fuvking around and not protecting herself .......

1. Situation whereby she was raped by a group of people.
Was it not a day?

alexistaiwo:
Don't let anybody tell you otherwise.
Ladies always know the father of their child.

How??
5 able man raped a young lady on a spot and now she's pregnant.
So tell me how she can know?
Let assume dey wia arrested, how can she no who among dem impregnated her.
Cause I no one among the millions sperms will form.

IamKashyBaby:


Yes...this is why there is The Murray Show

Only thru DNA test she will know who impregnated her

But dats wen she put to bed now

e10nzy:
Hide not hind

Tnk 4 the correct.
But dis your look toooor

Can a lady truly knows who impregnate her?
Check this case study;

1. Situation whereby she was raped by a group of people.
2. She's the type that fúck round the neighbourhood.

Need you people (especially ladies) opinions on this cause there is a similar issue to this that needs to be settle on time, thanks.

Make I hide here to read people's comment.