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Ejomax77:
A wise man once told me..."if you disvirgin a girl, don't dare offend her o...cos if she swear for you,the swear MUST catch you"

terrezo2002:
You are doing a great damage to your soul. Repent today

Are you serious right now or is this a stunt? So, you are saying Seun didn't know why he christened this section "Romance"?


What did you come to look for in this section in the first place?

Dasherz:
please someone should explain biko .. I saw tutorials, honeypot, girlfriend, one month, department and some other shiii

Okay. It goes like this-
Boy meets girl. Boys gives girl regular 'tutorials'. Girl begins to catch feelings and wants the diçk because Man's really very hot.

Girl complains that boy's gotta switch up his romantic side; giving him serious greenlight. Boy decides to dive in for the sweet 'honeypot' and now, he needs our advice and tutorials.

Do you understand now or should I give a demonstration?

biacan:
which one buhari bring

Honestly, is there a particular place you drop your brain before making each comment on Nairaland?


Go and pick it up, please.

ponti93:
psg, barca, real madrid, roma, chelsea, juventus, bayern, can all beat man-city.

martineverest:
but city have conceded more goals than barca.... Even when barca is clearly in a tougher group

All their goals have come from just Napoli. Bros, let's be honest; this City team is currently mad and they can beat Barca.

Napoli hasn't lost in their league and they have only two losses this season - all against ManCity.

I am an Arsenal fan and I know what City will do to us on Saturday.

Josh44s:
I swear I tot I lost o! I don dey feel heartbroken

martynsnet:
smh

makydebbie:
Daddy will get used to it jare. Like I said, he no kuku get choice.

Abi now, I'll teach them the mummy style.

Okay nah, daddy don't cry.

Aiit. I am out of here...see ya.

makydebbie:
Before nko? If their father was able to cope with it and their mum, why can they live happily with it?
Don't worry I'll teach them not to be lazy in the other room.

Who said their Dad is coping with it? He's not o.. at all!

The other room? Lol..their Mummy is a vicious tigress in that room.

Oya, we have derailed this beautiful thread. I am feeling bad already.

makydebbie:
You no get choice biko, better embrace it like it's your favorite strawberry ice-cream.

No! It will affect our children, biko.. we can't risk that.

makydebbie:
I'm one hellova lazy geh and I'm not ashamed of it.
I'm sure future husband won't have any problem with it.

@bolded,
I have a problem with it already. And you didn't even tell me at the initial stage. Tcheww..

makydebbie:
I swearugawd I dinnur read.

Gerrarahere! Lazy Geh.. Jesus!

makydebbie:
You're a guy so how can you relate?

Hello? I have female friends naw.. Why wouldn't I be able to relate?

But that aside, you agree with all she stated? 'Cuz those claims seem somehow on the frivolous side to me.

Mission2prosper:
Uniben boys repping as usual from osemu.com to the sharp guy above me. "i saw you in front of your faculty" loooolz

Lols! Leave the Baba naa.. izzi your 'tracking'?

Harbeyg09:
The moment he started dissing Vector during the 2015 headies award was the beginning of his downfall


He has been overlooked in almost all the awards he got nominated
Even Mr Eazi that just came into existence within few months got the better of him

safarigirl:
menstrual period for two weeks? Hian! Na una know where una dey find all these girls sha

Megatrix:
Why are his hands always on Tiwa's ass? Teebillz please Let that ass be

Is it your sister's ass? If I were TeeBillz, I will use two hands and safeguard that ass.

'Dem nor dey use dah kyn yansh play'.

Offpoint:
Non of my business....


Guys never have Bleep with your fm radio on...pleaseee
I was doing the did with my Ghana bae, with my fm radio on and suddenly the stupid DJ decided to switch from blues to one corner...
incase you want to known what happen next....i'm typing this in the hospital....and lastly...my room right now looks like a WWW3 battle ground,,,,ceiling broken,chairs,table,fridge and even my TV are all broken,,,,

DJ "HitItHard" and One Cornerr singer will not make heaven.. I swear it

Queenlovely:
because she is me. Women welfare is my business

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]The news is very amusing to me too. Which time UNIBEN do election wey this hungry fowl don dey thief money?

Concern them sha![/color]

Lols! Na so.. I will mind my business. Afterall, when the rest of the Excos get the remaining money, they wont share it with me.

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