Romance › Re: Men Who Spend More Than 30 Min Are Jobless: A Lady On Facebook. by NeeKlaus: 5:07pm On Oct 04, 2017 |
cuterichbigdick: what about made men like me that got enough money, big dick and pump for 30+,what would you call us? Cheatbeater. Guys like you are actually virgins.
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Politics › Re: Willie Obiano Is Now Giving Weavons For Votes. Gotten Yours? by NeeKlaus: 4:08pm On Oct 04, 2017 |
So it's no longer bag of Rice or Groundnut oil, it's now weavons?? 
I won't be surprised if they start branding condoms with their posters by 2019. |
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Celebrities › Re: Davido Reacts To Caroline Danjuma’s Accusations That He Killed Tagbo (photos) by NeeKlaus: 11:55am On Oct 04, 2017 |
There are always there sides to a story; your side, my side and the undiluted truth.
Honestly, if I jam that Ebiwali blogger anywhere ehn.. 
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Romance › Re: #mood by NeeKlaus: 11:50am On Oct 04, 2017 |
makydebbie: I know right? I tend to express myself better online.  Yea Yea, we all do shaa.
Oh well! It was nice have a chit-chat with you. I will see you around, Debbie.  |
Romance › Re: #mood by NeeKlaus: 11:38am On Oct 04, 2017 |
makydebbie: Oh I'm chatting with a psychologist now. I'm highly introverted btw. 
Yea I did but it's always short. Nahhh.. I am not a psychologist. I can only relate because I am quite an introvert too. Online is where we seek asylum.
You know the struggle.. |
Romance › Re: #mood by NeeKlaus: 11:25am On Oct 04, 2017 |
makydebbie: Oh well I love gisting. I agree then. 
Morning dear, trust you slept well? OK. I might be wrong but I can detect a considerable amount of "introversion" in you from your posts. Yes or yes? 
Yup, I did (save for the mosquitoes here and there..). You? |
Romance › Re: #mood by NeeKlaus: 11:11am On Oct 04, 2017 |
makydebbie: Lol to friends and family. I'm.  Lol.. It's usually someone who talks alot that would give a detailed explanation like that.
Good morning, Ma'am.  |
Romance › Re: Girls Lose Balance When Handsome Guy Look Them Straight To Eyes by NeeKlaus: 1:46am On Oct 04, 2017 |
Sugar97: None that u need to know  Go to bed already! This isn't over yet.  Goodnight. |
Romance › Re: Girls Lose Balance When Handsome Guy Look Them Straight To Eyes by NeeKlaus: 1:28am On Oct 04, 2017 |
Sugar97: Lol...u're seriously not serious Yeah, I know that... but I am seriously saying you look verrryyy young.
Or is there something I don't know? |
Romance › Re: Girls Lose Balance When Handsome Guy Look Them Straight To Eyes by NeeKlaus: 1:17am On Oct 04, 2017 |
Sugar97: Lol...well it happens with guys too.
I was to be interviewed once for something. The interviewer was a young guy. I looked him straight in the eye and he began to stutter . It looked more like he was the one being interviewed Wait! You were interviewed by a "young guy". Looking at your dp, how old is he? 15?  |
Romance › Re: #mood by NeeKlaus: 12:51am On Oct 04, 2017 |
makydebbie: Lol, didn't even stay for 30 mins. The whole thing they were doing there didn't make sense to me so I told her I had to leave then we decided to see one of my nl friends in ghana also in the same school. That's where I even spent time.  Lol.. you must be a talkative in reality.  |
Romance › Re: Tribute To Those Guys That Dubiously Collect Girls' Number Via Flash by NeeKlaus: 7:13pm On Oct 03, 2017 |
Hmmm...the sister that friend zoned this one, are you sure you will make heaven? |
Celebrities › Re: Davido Becomes The Most Followed Nigerian Artiste On Instagram With 5million by NeeKlaus: 3:35pm On Oct 03, 2017 |
Pidginwhisper: Shey na same followers wey money fit buy or which one??Him dey see Wizzy as Competitor he cum dey buy followers..Wizzy earned him own followers without being dubious..Money wey no fit buy common sense sha..  No wonder you haven't bought any for yourself since.  |
Education › Re: Couple Chased Out Of Their Matrimonial Bed By A Venomous Snake In Australia (pho by NeeKlaus: 10:16am On Oct 03, 2017 |
If I was the one, Heaven knows I will not sleep in that house again.  |
Webmasters › Re: This Is How Nairaland Started, Date , First FCT , And Seun's Wish - Compare by NeeKlaus: 10:04am On Oct 03, 2017 |
Dujardin: This OP can lie! I can vividly say that you are lying... I am one of few guys who started with Nairaland... u can confirm that on my profile 2007 and I started in 2005 but was only here to read comments back then partly because the jokes section was the only lively place on Nl then.
Back then 1. There was no share feature 2. No like feature 3. Just comment only 4. No quote feature 5. Everything was only html, css and php... no Javascript 6. No mods like Lalasticlala and co... just Seun alone 7. Seun comments like everyone of us 8. Only MTN has internet... 9. I can write an epistle on NL... 10. I leave this space for founding members like me... Okay, GrandPa. But I don't think anyone's interested in your ancestral story. |
Webmasters › Re: This Is How Nairaland Started, Date , First FCT , And Seun's Wish - Compare by NeeKlaus: 9:56am On Oct 03, 2017 |
Lol.. small beginnings morphed into greatness.
Now, we have graduated to "Afonjas and IPOB chestbeating".
Seun, come and explain to us how we got here. |
Music/Radio › Re: Wizkid Has An Issue With Olamide's "Wo" Lyrics by NeeKlaus: 11:15am On Oct 02, 2017 |
Brooke60: if you are not Yoruba, yes But if you are Yoruba  I am not Yoruba, that's why I asked. |
Politics › Re: IPOB Threat To Drag Orji Kalu, Buratai To Court Over Nnamdi Kanu's Disappearance by NeeKlaus: 9:18am On Oct 02, 2017 |
Stop all these online masturbation and unnecessary chestbeating. How can none of Kanu's compatriots especially his confidants boldly tell us where he is??
I don't believe he's dead neither do I believe he was captured by the NA. There's just a conspiracy somewhere. |
Music/Radio › Re: Wizkid Has An Issue With Olamide's "Wo" Lyrics by NeeKlaus: 9:14am On Oct 02, 2017 |
Brooke60: Olodo wizkid 
It is awon omo Tika bodi Like insert finger inside  Wait! is that what it really means?? Like to finger a p****?  |
Romance › Re: Share Till Your Politicians Sees This(meet The World's Poorest President by NeeKlaus: 2:06pm On Oct 01, 2017 |
There is no point in this at all. Why create a facade to give people an idea about you when there are better ways to achieve that?
He can still live in a comfortable home befitting for a President and still succeed in painting a beautiful picture of humility.
I repeat, there is no point in this. |
Romance › Re: Check Us Out The Most Handsome Guys On Naira Land Nairaland by NeeKlaus: 1:47pm On Oct 01, 2017 |
Esomchi44: You too Hot and sexy on ur profile pix All these yansh lickers sef.. Are your eyes paining you?  |
Celebrities › Re: 20 Celebrities Who Treat Their Fans Like Trash by NeeKlaus: 1:39pm On Sep 30, 2017 |
You could do well to post the whole story with pictures, then it can be considered for FP.
That means more traffic for your site.  |
Celebrities › Re: Another War Is Coming!! See How Wizkid Shades Davido At Hislondon Concert (read by NeeKlaus: 1:34pm On Sep 30, 2017 |
Don't bother clicking that link. It's total garb. |
Sports › Re: Why Chelsea Will Not Win Today Match by NeeKlaus: 12:56pm On Sep 28, 2017 |
prospernoah: Lol I say if Hazard Doesn't play!
So he played and when he does, expect huge results
Hehe Damage control.. Lol. |
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Celebrities › Re: Uriel's Response To Fan Who Called Her Ugly by NeeKlaus: 12:42pm On Sep 28, 2017 |
Unlimited22: This one's brain has muscle pull. Jesus!! Guy, why??
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Romance › Re: How Do I Break A Blood Oath I Took With My Late Boyfriend? by NeeKlaus: 10:34am On Sep 27, 2017 |
So you said the conditions for the blood oath was to make either of you mad or die if the other person cheats??
From my angle, that MIGHT be why the Toks guy died.. he probably cheated. 
Well, seek spiritual help. I don't think there is any bond prayers cannot break. |
Phones › Re: Infinix HOT 4 (X557) Official Discussion Thread by NeeKlaus: 8:38am On Sep 27, 2017 |
adewex: my sister, gf use the same phone and also experiencing same issue? its not the charger, i believe its internal prob No, Bruv. It's the USB cord. I collected someone's original cord and tested it yesterday and it started charging so fast...
Tell her to change the cord. |
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TV/Movies › Re: What Nigerians Are Saying About The Voice Nigeria Season 2 by NeeKlaus: 1:10pm On Sep 26, 2017 |
This OP, what kind of watermark is this?? Is your aim to compound our eye problems or to gift us with new ones??
Dear Dominique, who even put this crap on the front page in the first place??  |
Phones › Re: Infinix HOT 4 (X557) Official Discussion Thread by NeeKlaus: 8:50am On Sep 26, 2017 |
sheylarhh: change ur USB cord Okay.. you use a Hot 4 too? How long does it take yours to have a full charge? |