₦airaland Forum

kenzysmith:
Davido is 10times beta than wizkid he is also a graduate with ist class wizkid is an ilitrate davido u gat my respect

Ode! Davido has a First Class? you just proved you are the illiterate.

Dollarship:
I was playing FIFA 2017 this morning I chose liverpool has my team and Arsenal as computer.i started the game but arsenal players did not come out

LadyGoddiva:
[color=#000050]^^^
Why una dey SMELL? You don't know how to take a proper bath? As early as 7 am, y'all are already oozing. Pity our nose na [/color]

Go and ask your fellow women who bleach out their senses why they have this putrid "Fishy" smell...


Then, we might - hopefully - give you an answer.

toluzealous:
Nlanders, its my birthday, show some love pls

Sniper12:
stop associating God with this scammer

CheedyJ:
Well said bro...

Since,u re nee klaus,could u turn me into a vampire, I wan deal with some people

You have my blessings. Injure as many idiots as you can...

WebSurfer:
Do you realize there might be underages on this forum you might be corupting thier minds with such statements ?

Is he the first person to mention Porn on this forum?? And what is lewd about what he said?


All these self-righteous Nigerians sef. Because Nairaland is rated PG.

mebad:
I almost died when i got the message i can't renew my monthly porn subscription

Why will you subscribe for Porn when there's free porn everywhere??

400billionman:
Any Money that does not produce another Money will easily deplete/finish.

When someone steals, it doesn't make him rich because his N1bn stolen money today may remain only N100m by 10 years time. In this context, ex political thieves are not rich.

When you hear that Dangote is $14bn dollar rich, this is not the kind of money you can quantify by the number of houses or cars someone has.

Quit thinking like a kid

soberdrunk:
Kai!!! $758 million dollars!!!?? First things first!! I go first chop like 5k suya with 4 cold bottles of Gulder, then nah to dey buy all houses close to all my Ex-gfs their houses and turn it to poultry to torment them with smell, come buy '758' camry pencil light way i go dey use move around in convoy....................

Honestly Baba, you are one of the people I enjoy his posts on NL.. you have a good sense of humour. Keep doing what you do.

My hands are in the air.. mah bring am down??

Narldon:


Even Friendzone now has cheating??

My chest! I can't breathe!

Narldon:


Iam Airforce 1


My boo before before...

How is the weekend gonna be?

So, you want to cheat on me because of small 50K??
Why? Just why?

dabossman:
And you think Mourinho doesn't know how to navigate the Champions League? Maybe you should check his record. He won the friggin UCL with Porto. PORTO!

Porto and Inter Milan, Bruh. Porto and Inter Milan.

QuietHammer:
I'm tired of reading and hearing this shit. What were you expecting him to sing? About Jesus? The song is intended to be a dance song, call it a club banger if you wish, so do you really expect serious lyrics which would have people stop dancing and start pondering on?

Bros, Oil dey your head.. enter any bar and collect one plate of Nkwobi.

I am tired of people reiterating this issue. How do you expect soul impacting lyrics in a song meant for the club? Do they expect people to pay attention to the lyrics while dancing??

IamAirforce1:
She no even fine

If she's uglee, what will you call all the girls you post on this forum?? Every single one of them...

Emmem005:
Sure....based on the ideology around,everybody knows him as the richest man here

Somebodee:
Alhamdulillah, i'm successful, congrats to fellow awardees..
Meanwhile, we're asked to open a union bank account b4 31st, august.
What exactly is the name of this bank verification document we asked to upload..
Old awardees kindly help with this..
Cc: nel sizzy, NeeKlaus

Iamkuttie:
lolx.

Broh wetin do am na?

mykel25:
Please what do semi nudist expect from random guys with this kinda profile

I need someone to convince me she isn't doing this for internet sensation.... Pure publicity stunt....the guy goofed big time he shd ve spelt out his intentions b4 spending on that bitch

I'm a feminist buh I beg to differ in this one....now ladies wanna trend by making FOOLISH GUYS the victim to climb fame ladder


Don't quote me if you're not ready to ve Decent convo....i won't reply quote that devoid sense

And after today, her followers will skyrocket... Just like you too have already requested.


Anything for the Gram.

Sweetmom:
I liked your comment for points 1 & 2 as for point 3: shut your trap ( Seun needs to introduce a semi-like button because of comments like this)