₦airaland Forum

LifeIsGuhd:
Please which University did you both attend?

And no, don't beg us to pardon your grammar

This one is not just pardonable. The words are just scrambled.

Born2conquer:
Guy...

I can't count thr number of gals I have friendzoned so far!

When they start telling you stylishly.."why are you not in a relationship?..who is your girlfriend.."
And you're waving the answers


They will just provoke one day drop the message" I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ALL THIS WHILE...ME I AM AVAILABLE O...LET ME FILL THE GIRLFRIEND POSITION" and they go offline immediately

And you see me replying with "Awwn..if not because I valued our friendship above Breakups I wouldn't have hesitated to Date you ..you're my everything..but I can't afford to loose you in a relationship"

GBAM!

Friendzoned!�

Baaaaddd guy!

Evaberry:
...
I love this man..

he's very sharp and has calculated everything.

Once that 200k comes at the ending of the month, he will give 20k to his wife, give some to chioma, give to bukky, and also to sakinatu. He will enter that ashawo quarter.

He will visit Mama K bar, eat fish, and buy drinks

He's happy, Mama K is happy, Chioma and her sisters in the ministry are also happy. at the end of the month everyone goes home happy.

His present 50k Job is not enough to do all this so he needs an upgrade

After you will tell another person that he is going left while others are going right. What is the sense in this post now?

oluwashedy:
We don't brag. We give thanks

taoheedoriloye:
but you ugly like spotted hyena.
check your front no breast but pimples, back flat ,couple with your bad set of teeth but why?

This method no longer works in 2017. Try a more direct approach, Brah.

Moreover, where did you see the "set of teeth" on her dp?

nairavsdollars:
You will not survive this week for posting this rubbish

Look at what you wish someone you don't even know.


Did you trade your brain for something inconsequential or your senses always takes a holiday on Monday mornings like this?

Iceberg3:
borrow pose,and the likes of ty danjuma and indimi,stupendously with with Niger Delta oil money,are creditPOSE,huh?

So much for mallams n one_way muje thinking...hypocrite

Oga, Niger Delta is not Biafra!! Must you grab other states to join in your dream by fire by force??

Biafra consists of just Anambra, Imo, Enugu, Abia and Ebonyi. Quit the borrow pose.


Delta, Bayelsa and Rivers have all denied your Biafran dream. Quit the land grabbing.

NwaAmaikpe:


Seems she narrowly escaped orange albinism.
I can't tell if her hair is orange or she is just plainly malnourished.
Either way, I can definitely tell that this is the newest training ground for Super Eagle players.

For Flavour in particular.

That guy's penchant for hunting beauty queens is not from this Earth.

alexmaye:
Na wa for us igbos. Our greatest weakness is not being united. Too bad but life must go on.

Dymaco:
they are terrorist while Fulani terrorising the whole Nigeria are gods. Sometimes u guys are just myopic in judgement.
what are Ipob crimes:- They demand for referendum which is their right.
This country is 103 years but what improvement do you noticed. Our president turning UK into aso rock or prices of goods skyrocketing. Remember what triggered the war of 1967 is this very act. Ibos without weapons were able to hold Nigeria with foreign support for three years. Don't trust una military when war start, they can't even boosts of capturing Shekau

nwabobo:
Shut up there. Do you owe anybody any explanation? Do Yorubas here have to deny OPC (a Terrorist organisation) to authenticate their tribes? Do Hausa do same for BH?

Why do you guys always want to please others? Inferiority complex?

RaphaellaDD:
Everybody knows what is 'doing them'.