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Anny69:
😂😂😂What a nonsense post. A graduate wrote this? 😂😂 HEHEHEHEHE.

It's the joblessness for me, and he's proud of it.

Bunkbars:
Lol, what your point now? That men are the price.

You met a newbie, that is also broke as you are, and you call your self the price.

Anyways it's a good thing, she loves you now. But guy once a rich kid, comes after her. You will understand what's up. Don't come here to cry. How women are vampires.

You better, go and get a job to earn well. And care for her. Wifely women are very hard to come by.

He is new to the game.

OJEEMAH:
What Messi achieved from junior to senior level with Argentina is enough prove cos he didn’t win them with Barcelona

He won U20 World
He won Olympics Gold Medal
He won Copa America
And also won them the World Cup

Do you know the interesting thing?

Messi was Golden ball winner in the World Cup
Copa America Player of the Tournament, Top Scorer & Assist
Most Valuable Player in U20 World Cup

Thank you, case closed.

casppyjay:
He punched me in the breast and my silicon [implant] flipped over,” she told the website, adding:

Nonsense fake Humans if my wife decides to do diz I won’t stop her but I will never in my life settle for less ..I give u organic penis u wan dey give me inanimate objects as bossom..

Just dey play..u are doing ursef 😅

Lol imagine. Wahala over fake boobs

jeff1993:
Most of these young footballers are not wise at all!!.... Why will I want to kee myself over just a female when i can get millions at my beck and call.

Na me go dey even change dem like wrapper sef ... Hiw I go get money, woman go still dey do shakara for me ehn?

The earlier they refuse to learn, the more downhill their career goes. BE Like CR7 .... no time for rubbish, if u misbehave, u are out. Western women are all out to fleece well made Men. So.You as a Man have to be wise

It's hard bro. Becomes harder to get genuine women when you get to the top. That's why most successful ones go back to their childhood sweetheart. See Messi for example. It's hard for these guys, all the women want to take their share of the wealth. See what they almost did to neymar too.

Anny69:
Can you tame a stray cat to a domestic cat?

Or train a local street dog to a parlor dog

DyingFetus:
Intelligent women are better but them get grades


Them get the loud , boastful ones way no fit shut up


Go with the shy low-key intelligent girls

Lol. Depends tho. I love women that talk a lot. Not loud ooo. But at least women you can hold conversations with. I don't like shy women, they are dangerous, you can't predict them. Another thing I've noticed is how women from comfortable homes are humble and straight forward. You see these trenches women ehn. Ahhh! Make i no talk lol.

GasAndOilTheory:
Every one is intelligent untill you spend a year and more with them

I don't date people i don't know. We were living on the same street. They moved away 2016. Didn't even like her then, saw her as this proud privileged rich kid. I was always scared of her dad too. Things didn't spark until much later. Sey you get?

Treasure17:
So because you discussed complex things with her means she's intelligent? Simplify your complexity and back it up with empirical evidence cause 2x4-5 is complex

Bro how many people can you discuss things that are really important to you with. I don't believe in God and don't talk about it in public. Yo, i can discuss my deism with her and not get judged or berated.

Persephone1:
Love fit make person type epistles . It's a wonder most of these love epistles are from Men .

So all women aren't dumb,evil and golddiggers after all.

I always say it. Women have helped me more in my life than men. We have dumb and evil people in both genders. Gigolos and golddiggers too. Redpill is about improving one's life and protecting one's self from manipulations. Not nairaland redpill oo. Those ones are bitter. This is not a love epistle. I'm just stating the obvious difference dating someone who is self aware and knows her worth.

Carcholce:
It’s proven. You are daft.

The first sign of stupidity is incoherence. You've made no point. Daft is the only sophisticated word in your vocabulary.

Carcholce:
Are you that daft?

If you see me face to face, can you call me daft. Why are you triggered? Can't you make your point without being insultive. What point have you made with your comment?

For your info, there's a brothel in my hood and it doesn't take a genius to notice the atrocities that they commit. I said on a bad day, 20 men. If you don't believe na you sabi. I've never visited a brothel or done hook up in my life because i know this crazy statistics.

For the past 1 week the woman I'm currently with has been around. She took a break from home to come stay with her aunt for 1 week because of the proximity to my house, just some few distance. So far so good, it's been fireworks. Her mum and younger brother are obsessed with me. I'm not really comfortable visiting so often because of the scrutinizing eyes of her dad lol, that man watches my every move with his daughter, hence the reason we planned this getaway to her aunt's, her aunt and husband have no objection whatsoever to us.


We've gone out on dates to the movies, lots of eateries and above all got to spend intimate time with each other. One moment stands out tho. I stepped in one afternoon, with takeouts in hand for her aunt and her. Her aunt joked with us as usual, took a cue and left us with her 5 year old son. Don't remember what we were talking about in particular but the conversation took a turn and we were talking about animals. The 5 year old boy interrupted our convo and made a bold statement about how he was taught in school that the lion is the king of the jungle. We acknowledged him and continued with our conversation. Something felt wrong and i realized it, she did too. And we both looked at each other and mouthed at the same time "Lions don't live in the jungle, they live in the open Savannahs." We burst out laughing and her lil cousin couldn't decipher what was going on.

We discuss about a lot of things, i mean complex shi that the average lagos babe can't comprehend. She has even challenged me on my deist views and it was exciting breaking things down for each other. I'm cool with things as they are now and hope to keep it that way.

The only thing an average naija babe knows how to do is to adore themselves and feast off hungry simps. They have nothing upstairs.

If a woman is not on the same level of your IQ, it's a big red flag, run ooo. How would i be explaining a joke to someone who's dumb?
Pity your offsprings too. I no wan give birth to olodo children.

Ignore typo errors abeg.

Run ooo. If you want to fulfill your destiny. Sex is one of the greatest energy in life. Every guy that has slept with her has left a piece of em inside her. Do the maths. Typical hookup on a bad day is about 20 guys per day. 140 guys per week. 560 guys per month. I don't even want to fathom the yearly count. And they do this shi for long periods of their life.

Is it that same dungeon you want you to put at home as solace. Taah!
It's like trying to train a tiger to behave like a obedient dog.

Joyrider404:
I have a reason why I want to get the popcorn machine,that will put food on my table daily, and I will also have enough to save up,then I can save up for any other thing.

Getting a laptop now will take a bit of time for me to earn from it cause I would have to learn a better skills that pays better in the market.

Put your selves in my shoes first.
You have no one to help
You are chartering for your lil bro
You pay your house rent
I also have to maintain My self too
Trust me getting a laptop won't be the list of your problems rather how to make ends meet for the time being, definitely I will have to upgrade my skills but not now

Hmmmn. This is a lot.

Joyrider404:
I am very tech savvy, would love to focus on that part as a professional line later in the future, but for now my focus is to get something doing that will yield me daily returns, with less capital to run the business daily..

Looking at the pop corn business it won't really cost me much to run the business daily.

I also don't have to rent a shop for the business all I need do is pay for a space close to the main road.

Again ikotun egbe is a very busy area,that happens to be a very ideal spot for food and snacks businesses alike.

Start up funds is just what's holding me down,but by my calculations once I am able to save up enough to get my self a popcorn machine,I should be able to start up my business in no time ,so far so good I have been able to save up 24k by next year the money should be complete by Gods grace.

How sure are you that the business will yield profit?

Joyrider404:
No I don't have a personal laptop,I work at a Cyber Cafe, for now I am good at Coreldraw, Adobe Photoshop and Adobe premiere pro

Try and get a laptop before you get the popcorn machine.

Joyrider404:
Acquiring those skills means I have to get a laptop, would really love to learn them ...but with the situation of things I can't afford one ATM.all my hope is on God .
Tho I do watch tutorials on YouTube on Java, python,CSS and 2d animations.

Do you have a laptop? What software can you use now?

Joyrider404:
This is not bad as well,but you know those gigs don't come up that much,will open an account there right away tho...that's a side gig hope you know... right now all I am after is survival. It's a very good idea at least if I can make up to 50$ from there a month it's really going to boost my income

Improve your software usage, network with people and try to add animation or ui/ux to your skills.

It's been ages since i watched cable tv or any local channel. I'm mostly on my phone or laptop. No movie wey I wan watch wey no dey online. Tv is now obsolete.

Zonefree:
Growing up was fun.

We dey play ball from morning till evening. I wonder wetin dey give us strength then.

Especially inside hot 1:00 sun

When i started, i was enthusiastic about learning new techniques and all. I'm still excited. Since I started having responsibilities, money is my biggest motivation.

Reinamaria:
Did the wife cheat or not?

Oyibo people no count cheating as anything. Their marriage is open most times. See Jada and Smith.

Millions of more beautiful single women would walk past his grave. Eeyia....

We wey we kala, no be say we wicked. We're only watching out for ourselves. I've only dated a broke girl once in my entire life and no one needed to tell her her worthlessness in my life. If you no get money, e no fit work. I no fit do wetin your papa no fit for you.

Rip to the young man.

ahnie:
Do as I say

You say?

Popular comedian and relationship expert Steve Harvey is currently in shambles as it has been revealed his wife had some entanglements with her bodyguard.
Harvey is the author of the book "Think like a man, act like a woman". His book became a bestseller and was even adapted into a movie which broke the box office as well.

This is a typical example of a coach being played. Say no to simping.
Say no to single mothers.

All the hype for a nonsense app that crashes. It hasn't opened once since i downloaded it.

This is equality.
Higher earning spouse should shoulder the bill. America is a country of equality. Feminists fought hard for this. You earn more, you pay.
Men earn more than women on the average that's why this news is strange to Nigerian folks. Justice has been served.

Shame to Nigerian women who want to be housewifes. People like IconicR
See your fellow gender.

Man remains the price!

omejeb:
Please how accurate can hiv test detect hiv within 10weeks of exposure...i have done two lab tests one at 3weeks after exposure then the other was at 10weeks after exposure..

Usually 3 weeks.
But after a month you're good to go.

Beenibroz:
I don't mean any harm but just saw this picture and decided to share and see if some people still feel this kind of lovely relationship these days.

Yes it does. It's a photoshoot love.

1. Don't rape.

2. A man doesn't cook delicious food, it's gayish.

3. Two naked men are not supposed to be in the same room.

4. A bro doesn't bath with hot water, he respect his 2 eggs.

5. A bro should know when to leave.

6. A bro should not ask a fellow bro his name, he should call him bro, sir, Mr, etc

7. As a bro when you remove your shoes, it must throw out a heavy, strong and intoxicating ordour into the atmosphere, your presence must be felt from a far distance like the stench of a he goat.

8. A bro must know the signal to leave the room when a bro's girl is around.

9. Never make funny of your bro just to impress women.

10. A bro must not pay for sex.

11. Your bro's ex is your ex.

12. Make money before you make love.

13. A bro must not watch a Korean drama.

14. No matter how beautiful your bro's sister is, she is your sister too.

15. A bro must not watch zee world, Nigerian movies and some petty content.

16. When money comes out, don't change your woman.

17. Don't do husband duties while you are just a boyfriend.

18. A bro never gives up, the rest and continue.

19. If she say you are her planet, don't forget about other planets.

20. Always respect your father, he was your first bro.

21. Never ever smash your bro's chick.

22. Never feed a horse that you don't ride.

23. A bro shall not gaze at a naked bro.

24. A bro never cries publicly or in front of any woman.

25. A bro always has a condom in his wallet in case of emergency, nood uitgang.

26. A bro never wears pink underwear.

27. If a bro asks another bro to keep a secret, he shall take that secret to his grave.

28. A bro is never offended if another bro fails to return a phone call or text.

29. It is never acceptable for a bro to sleep with another bro’s project or ex.

30. A bro never Gives another bro the silent treatment.

31. A bro never asks another bro to come tith them to the bathroom.

32. Bros DO NOT pout for selfies.

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obaidan:
me i carry enzo weyrey miss penalty

🤣🤣🤣Sorry ooo. I'm removing all Chelsea players from my team. I brought in chillwell too. All of them flopped.