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TOH, i wan not paying attention to the board 'cause I was looking around to find where you were hiding

You see, I am probably the wrong person to demonstrate arrogance/annoyance to her.  I bring love, passion and romance, spiced with a strongly independent mind free of dogmas    

I am cool with her, her hide and seek game is becoming boring

TOH, loves drama

TOH,

you all should have sounded back when those messages were directed at women. Did you?

David, don't twist it!

I can go down the political lane and adress it from a political view point.  I can go down the financial lane and adress it equally well from there.  If I say you are a Lion's heart, it doesnt make you a Lion.  Does it?  Focus on the message, not the subjects.  The subjects can evolve, the message is constant.  

They went to club the night before.

'Chiness,

Almost sound like Chinese.  You said African men are monkey.  I am coming to Florida next week, gimme ya address so this monkey can bring his business to you.  I know u Toyin, I know say you take dat one joke but e be like say some women dey here wey actually believe that we are ugly monkeys.  

For those women I got a message for yall. You see, una don piss me off now and I no want talk but I go talk.  

In horse racing, in dog racing, go all around the world in all places where competitive events are held to test endurance, strength and fortitude, be it in animal or human, and you will see that the preference is for "thoroughbred" or "pedigree".  That is a specie that is free of tainted blood and the physiological constitution is free of cross-breeding.  In America, as well as in Europe, when it comes to athletics and sports, black blood is highly priced.  Have you wondered why?  To the extent that it has now be proven beyond doubt that blacks excellence go beyond sport. That excellence was never discovered because political repression disallowed its sponsorship into the mainstream society.  Wealthy Americans are beginning to adopt black kids. This is for two reasons.  You know what, I will reserve those points for another day.  

Bottom line, if you want a thoroughbred man specie, this is where you find them, in NL.  If you want species that wipe off their entire family and then commit suicide then go elsewhere, they are beautiful people and they will welcome you. If you want a beautiful handsome specie that impregnates its own blood daughter and then impregnate the daughter of that daughter, then go elsewhere. If you want a specie that every twitch and skin break in his beautiful and handsome body becomes a syndrome then get out of NL.  Only women we want to see here are women that love thoroughbred African specie.  

Is there any man out here disagree with me?

Where is my red carpet, make una comot for road so this monkey go lay red carpet for the Diva.

Step in LadyT, how is Her Eminence doing today?

TOH, where have you been? You are into your hide and seek game again i see.

Oh yeah, I have plenty sense and I am tall and cute but you see, thats not y'all's problem.

I know what yall problem is. Black people love drama, period! Men and women, we love drama. We just have a different flavour of drama. Most of these other cultures dont have the drama like a black man. Its the same way we see women of other cultures and thats why black men run to them. But if their drama-free spirit is not feeding the drama prone spirit then it becomes un-interesting and then you all migrate back to African ugly monkeys (as you call us). Where is Toyin, I got something for her when she get back here. Anyway, you all love this monkey business, otherwise you will not be here with us. As much as we love to poke yall eye from time to time, we can't do without you, we will be lost. Without our black women the world would soon become boring for us.
White people dont have drama, they have weirdness. You heard about that Dutch man want put his blockos for inisde de girl yansh or make she pack comot. They are weird and they have all kind of syndromes and diseases in their genes.
Asians is a new thing, we just started mingling with them and dont know what they come with but I tell you, latin, asian, whatever, no man on earth can beat a black man for drama and guess what, we are proud of it. You want to have a strong child with good genes and disease free, a child that when hardship hits he/she can accept it as part of life and not break down and commit suicide, yall better stay with these monkeys here. Ya hear me? Make you no make me run my mouth today oo.

Omo,

Abeg take am comot make anoder eye no see wetin i see. Wait ehemm, hold on make i think, oh chei mah head don scatter now for wetin i wan say. Omo, make u write me, u get mah email for there. U go dey surprise well well.

Oritshe! i suspekt so. na hin make i ask dat question, I say "na true?" dat let me know u dey look out for ya brother. thank you. I dey look for someone wey get money to invest for women athletic wears

omo, make u write me for dat business o, i no joke, dis nah serious ting, man must chop, money scarce these days. Abi I lie?

hahahaha omo,

You don kill me again oooo. Yeee, i don die! urhobo wado, mi ni wado. I no dey like to nak grammar too much. U no read mah story about the journey man and hin donkey? I feel you mah sistah.

Chiness, what do you call ugly? What is ugly, what is fine?

You all call us monkey, but you love our monkey business , hmm

I know say urhobo women fine well well.  Back in de days I been go FSAS with some urhobo girls, omo i no lie, na so diem slender, dark and get sharp tongue for mouth.  efrybody dey pursue diem, me mahself e be like urhobo dey mah blood small.  ehn, make u shoot de pishure make man pikin eyeball u nah.  

I no lie oo, omo i sense somthing in ya  

Mustay,

You no lie, u be true true infestigator, ehn nah da way you take wrap efrything up draw conclusion make me belief say u sense someting. Oga, i know better ting wen i see one nah. mah own no go baje ooo Omo no be da kin woman u go let pass no pay attention. Abi I lie?

Drri, u sabi mess man pikin up efrytime i curl mah tongue and suck mah lips to pronounce dat word nah so i dey shower pipl face with spit. I don give up 'fore some pesin go vex come start misunderstanding.

Omo, i hear ya footstep, turn head look i see ya approach light, so i know sey u don enter. Which one u dey, no mind mustay oo. Abeg make you write me, I no lie i wan know 'bout de business ting. Dis no be shakara, i dey serious. nwanne i get question, no tell me say na you dey dat picture so. ehn?

For me, marriage is captivity.  I am not going to surrender into it easily, but then there is that someone, that special one that has a strong spell, so strong is the spell that it overwhelms me and it won't matter what direction I turn, her spell is there, and I can't avoid it.  There is no where else to turn, no more wiggle room for me to squeeze through and escape her magic.  That's when I will surrender.  

Unitil that time, "I posess no one and I am not posessed by anyone"

If I hear you again insert my name in vain in that nonsense fantasy I go fling this thunder rod wey dey mah right hand make e come rattle ya yansh. I don see trouble ooo, chei!

Simplycute, I didn't call you anything. But I won't defend in you what I find questionable either. Are you comfortable being called "sweet and sexy", given that "simplycute" already raises flag?

@post, abeg make una folks no pay us attention oo. Continue dey list your pornographic, oops, did I say that, I meant phonographic choices in music

nJ11,
How would you feel a woman show up in here and say her name is "rough neck"? Then make you come say she be lesbian and in her defense I respond to you say its okay for her to be "rough and confrontational", that makes her temperament more receptive to what a man needs? Eh? Do you see my point, you still think a man should be sweet and cute? Sweet means one thing to a woman, it means something totally different to a man.

There is notjghing i hate about my partner, but she sometimes does things make me wany to lock her in the jaw

pardon my drunnkeness tonighjt. How old is ya mother?

nj11, how is ya mother?

I wouldn't call you gay for your name (simplycute), although it raises flag but I will question your sexual preference when nj11 said you are "sensitive, sweet and sexy" and you see it, you heard it but didn't refute it.

Listen pardner, I don't know where you were raised but you are in NL now and you know what that mean. If you come in here as male, there is nothing sweet and sexy about Nigerian men, I tell you that now. These women already think we are monkeys, or worse. Well so be it! and guess what? They are here enjoying our monkey business. So shake it loose brother. Ya hear?

@ poster, naw

MY TOP 10

1. Marvin Gaye, sexual healing
2. Betty Wright , Tonight is the night
3. Michael Jackson, The Thriller Album
4. (All songs by Lionel Ritchie)
5. (All songs by Mary J Blige)
6. (All songs by Jodeci)
7 (All songs by Luther Vandross)
8. (All songs by Barry White) >>>>>there is a particular one (no mention) that I use for pre-intimacy, it has never failed me.
9. (All songs by Yin Yang twins as well as Li'll John)
10. (All songs by TIP)

Omo,

Efrytime u step foot for door, e be like new moon appear for sky, na so de place bright like say u carry lantern for hand shine ya way enter. "Come hither with Thine oil burning lamp, blind I am, but in Thou I sense a glorious spirit"

ehn, de business ting, e for better make i whisper you for letter. Our elders, when diem split kolanut, if hin get too many eyes diem dey postpone consultation of the ancestors till anoda day, hehm, too many eyes dey here.

I felldown yesterday, I no know if na cause of palmy or somebody spill oiel for ground, I nak skull for rubber plastic wey dey for side, now I don loss memory. ehn nah, i no fit remember de otapiapia tory again ooo. ehn no vex mah sista. mi ni wado.

@post, with the Glory of Almighty God, every thing is possible, including forgiveness. Few hours later I may poke her in her eye though, ,but after every thing is settled, yes I will forgive. Why not?

@post,

I think men get heartbroken too when relationships dont work out but our emotions do not run as deep as women's.  
So, for us, moving on is not as prolonged and devastating as it is for our very lovely and beautiful sisters.