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Tex,

whats going on? Heard today Apple releasing iphone to 71 countries on July 11th. Is Nigeria in, do you know?
I also heard that the accelerometer on the device has been upgraded. Let me know.

You know how much I can't stand iphone but I may (repeat may ) buy the 3G release. Holler back!

Omo,

Look how this urhobo princess don vex finish take mouth yab left and right, up and down and wonder why all dis african warriors no fit for am. Ehn, urhobo wado, omovie wado, ovieya wado, hahahaha . na so princess dey behafe?

Na me get de remedy for ya palava but ya eye dey wey e dey and me mahsef enjoy and like de accompaniment of plenty women but i always get dat special one wey be say nah hin i go settle with. I nefer meet am, i still dey look but as i dey pas go, ya light na hin draw mah eye make me put brake for leg turnabout and put foot for dis floor.

U dey go look for india and asian and latin, ehn oya, take ya oil lamp go dere nah. Efrytime u miss home whisper me for letter, man pikin dey here. We go eyeball again nah mi ni wado

hmmm, i see,

You all are back at this push-me-I-pull-you war of feminism and chauvinism

oh my God, are you all still here?  Ehnnnn?

You know what, these ladies don't know what they want, , confusion!

what do you all want?  a caring man, a thuggish man, a rough neck, a teddy bear, a romantic, a sensitive man, a brute, a homeless, a king, a pauper, a monkey,  

you know what, yall dont know what you want.  Your mood swings has lost track of its clock reference.

You get a thug, then you are crying for mr nice, you get mr nice, then you want mr love-vendor, you get mr love-vendor then you want mr dependent, which one is it??  There is one to conclude it I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T

Don't lose hope yet. I'm still searching goggle for a suiting wife for you. Presently, i'm on www.crackheadsgonewild.com

Its gonna take more than google to find a befitting wife for me, i can't tolerate yall's nonsense.

, Lmao, Negro nations may find it difficult to find a wife.lolol

RedHot, you are right! Its nothing out there but INDEPENDENTS

hmmm, I see!

Galatico,

>>>> I pray you give birth to Triplets (2 ) Boys and (1) Girl.

Nooooooo, you mean 2 girls and 1 boy! Dont tip the equation.

Oh Okanran, yes. I was only going by this,

"Here goes my first topic since I joined y'all"

U r right, there is the fleety trouble maker and there is the razor tongued one. What happened, got banned again? I'm not surprised but I'm worried.

@post

There u go! Right there is a perfect example of signatures. Mesmerize know my signature and spotted me out before I even landed.

@mesmerize, oh lawdy lawdy, u trouble maker. Where is mah thunder rod? I knew it, I knew it! Toyin

Siena, are you flirting with my babe? :-)

@poster, welcome. You are not new here, are you?
In physical encounter we are all MASQUERADES with a face mask. In virtual encounters we are all masquerades with multitude face masks. This is Negro talking to you, I can step out and step back in here as Meshimo and assume a different archetype and persona. Meshimo was registered for formal engagements. Negro was registered for kick-ass. Two face masks. Well, Meshimo doesn't come in any more. You will expect that I am left with one mask. No! Negro, in his encounters on the board has evolved.
I say this to loop back to the bold keyword on top- MASQUERADE. Every culture in Nigeria has a masquerade deity. But how many of us know what it symbolizes? The masquerade is the UNCONSCIOUS. It is amongst us to remind of who we are. In Western world, the CLOWN is the masquerade. What do you see on them? Colorful and mesmerizing displays that is positioned to catch your gaze and get your interested in their performance. Well, that's what we are unto one another - we are living the unconscious part of who we are but that is a part of us that if not properly disguised in colorful regalia and alluring identities is quite ugly to behold.
Lol, give Glory to the Wisdom of the Ancients

Mesmerize, You sound like some trouble maker I know.
Hold on, let me unplug this thing from the charger and grip it with my right hand. It should be in the FL sky shortly, mess around. You hear me, mess around!

I'm going to put a label at the door that says "War Room"

Tetch, just because they are abroad does not mean they are not suffering from ADD. I think he cut it short, I wish he would have dumped the full pages here.

@Templa, nice job! Next time give us the full story, I will force Tetch to sit and read every word and punctuation.

@post, I will summarize it in one word "DRAMA". Women are political, drama pumps up their ESTROGEN level and enhances their SEXUALITY. When they encounter a MISCHIEVIOUS MONKEY their DESIRE is instinctively aroused and the hormones start to pump. When they encounter a HANDSOME HUMAN BEING, their CURIOSITY is aroused but it is short-lived and it is only soon before they run BACK to their monkeys.

Lol, wisdom

African customs did not enslave women. European influence is what diminished your social roles and made you subservient to men. Before the white man arrived its on record that our women were in council with the Kings, they were in council with the Head Warrior, they were the primary custodians of cultue and no ceremonies are held without first consulting and obtaining their clearance. Where do you think titles such Iyalode and Erelu (yorubaland) come from? The ibos and the Hausas, as well cultures all across this continent have their equivalent titular female positions. We had women priests, Iyemoja. I am yet to hear of Babamoja.

This is sad. I'm happy that they are rescued. There is far too many of instances like these. I do believe that culturally, we need to review and set standards on what constitute "discipline", separate from "torture and abuse". This was no discipline! Discipline should be applied in measures to correct or remedy and if its not effective, you seek other paths, rather than escalate. He escalated his demands for correction and without any check on him he went above and beyond himself. The person that could have checked him was their stepmother. God forgive me for what I'm about to say, I am not a witness but her silence, no forget it. Enough said!

Jackal? Is that you?
I am shocked, never heard that much from you in one breath but its refreshing to get that perspective coming from you. THUMBS UP! I concur what I had to say in view of your summary of everything that needed to be said. Independent mind, yes; independent attitude >>> door!

@poster,
No,problem.Just tell him his performance inside you will be delivered in 9 months. While you are waiting, buy gps wrist watch (don't tell him it has gps) give him as gift for the good job. Men have tendency to abscond after such incredible performance.

If this practice was presented to 10 people, the first scenario will generate diversely wide outcomes. In the sense that the participants will begin the task from variable points and with inconsistent definitions, althouth at the end everyone will have a pot of cooked rice. The time variance, when measured, between the upper control and the lower control limits will be around 2 hours or more. That is when you clock the process and you look at how long it took for the first person to finish cooking and the last person, you are looking at about 2 or more hours. This is so because of the lack of definition or basing.

Now, in the second scenario, same practice but improved with the introduction of uniformity in starting point, we will see a significant shrink in the time range between who finished first and who finished last. This is so because nobody wasted time going to the store that should have been spent cooking. By providing clarity and definition, we removed wastage of time, or to put it in another dimension, we saved ourselves 2 hours. That 2 hours can be spent in other areas that bring quality to life, like time with spouse. It could be spent relaxing and reducing stress. It could be spent with the children.

We will talk some more. As we continue with this practice you should begin to see how communication and clarity in context can be beneficial to how tasks are carried out. It results in gain.

Cheers!

Mukina2, Great! I like your list, got my greedy mouth hungry, oh my :-)

Mukina, I noticed in your first step that you had to get the items yourself. This is good on your part but did you notice what was missing in my teaser? Clarity, definition, base! What if you didn't have rice at home at that moment? The steps would have been much longer than the six you listed because you need to go to store and purchase rice. Right! Under the Six Sigma principleas, "Definition" is the first requirement of Process Improvement. Creating a base makes it more likely that the process will be consistent. In other words I have eliminated "waste". Nobody has to run to the store for rice, salt, water, etc,
So let's look at how this would sound if I create a base from where everyone will have a uniform startup. Here is the practise again "Process Improved".

You are given a cup of rice, a gallon of water, salt, utensils, collander, mid sized pot and a gas stove with matches. How many steps will it take for you to cook the rice. List your steps.

Omo, I don die oo! Nah so u go just tro'wey me like nothing? No listen to Mustay, hin be mah rival nah :-) I don kuku say make u whisper me for email for sake eyes boku for here. Nah you no gree me o, no be TOH cause am. I no be woman wrappa, I be omoovie wrappa :-) make you do quick quick take put action for ground.

Mustay, omo eyes no dey for de ones wey dey check you out. Her oil lamp dey only shine come mah direction.

@poster, think about it, there is no end to how many physical xteristics you can use to evaluate desirability or appeal. A handicap person has other qualities that usually compensate and substitute that appeal eslewhere. I will look on her and in her for the substitute to that lost eye. You never know she may be the best f_uck there is on the planet.

@mukina, thank u for taking the time to look. You keep stressing "disrespectful", "offensive", I understand that as the moderator these keywords are what drive your conclusion on how a topic or post should be disposed, no problem. Given feedbacks that we, your clients, are expressing, I will say there is need within your administrative circle to encompass "intent" and "context" in your reviews so that a post is looked at more in terms of its overall significance to enlightenement than to simply juxtapose the message with the teachings of Islam. As Java said, in addition to similar statements from other users here, we need you guys to apply discretion, not regulations NL is a forum board, not a madrasa, not a masjid. If it is blasphemous, I agree move it somewhere else appropriate for such discussions to continue in its momentum. Do you appreciate the dimensions we bring to these dialogues or would you just rather see us fenced in and contained for the sake of managing provocative thoughts. I get upset really bad when my ideas and expression is erased because someone is offended. Screw that someone! Besides, do you know the effect of that to Islam? It is marginalizing. Islam should be propagated in the face of all attacks, not protected and shielded. I tell you, I will stand and die for TRUTH, wherever I see it. I advocate for humanity, I don't advocate for religion. As I have said earlier, Islam, Xtianity, Judaism, in the way it is practised today is nothing but a shame to the principles and submission offered by the creeds of Prophet Ibrahim (AWS). I follow the teachings and the messages of the lineage of Prophets (May Allah Bless and give them Peace), I don't want some Sheik out of Arabia interpreting for me what Jihad is. Jihad must not always be a a recourse to bloodshed, when you engage your adversaries in intellectual dialogue with the intent to enlighten, them and clear their ignorance, my friend you are in Jihad, when you sit with your enemies and negotiate peaceful accords that is mutually beneficial, you are in Jihad. I am suspicious when we follow blindly behind some dogmas issued in the name of Fatwas from Middle East. They need to execute their Fatwas in their land and not solicit our sentiments in the name of Islam.
Look, let me shut my mouth ' cause I'm still upset and don't want to say things on here that go against my wisdom. But I will close with this and I hope the Xtians here read it, the Xtians are already twisted in their mindsets. They have been swindled by the white man using Bible to profess and advance his caucasian dogmas and hold authority over their destiny. I see the Arabs doing the same thing. This is an African forum, yet I don't see any thread on traditional native African religions, the least we could do if we are Muslims and Xtians and Jews is take it back to the root - Abraham!

@Java, I agree with your proposal, if its not fitting for the eye to see, then somewhere in NL there is a section for "eyesores" and they should move it there, not just purge it out of the library.

'Forgot, there is an alert in my mail on an administrative activity on the thread, Seun was the administrator.

Mukina2,
Can you do me a favor, I need to continue that conversation with Imhotep, here or elsewhere I don't care. I don't keep copies of my posts but I need that piece back for me and him to continue our debate on truth. Will you kindly look in your archived materials and if its there send to my email or reactivate here? He doesn't have copy of his questions either.
It was something in line of the purpose and works of Rev MLK in comparison to that of Prophet Muhammad (SAW), Prohet Isa (AWS), three GODS, Exploring The Quran for intellectual works and reviewing the works of the Prophet for analytical critique. If you could recover it I'd owe you.
Thanks.

Thank you Dr Uspry :-)
@poster, ball is in your court; which one of these diseases the person got?

Shanda, in your opening post I noticed two admirable things in you. You dispayed maturity and you mentioned that you "never love anyone extremely". My hats off to you for that statement. If I were you I won't push her away, go an get stacks of condom and start demanding sex from her in ways you never done before. Experiment with her body.

Hello All,

I have seen threads on Project Management, Time Management and a host of different certifications in different Professional fields. This is Great! Let us remember, the purpose of these knowledge and skills is targeted at growth; personal growth and development that is. Yes, your skills lead to increase in work output which in turn generate higher productivity but do you apply that skill in your household as well? Are you as efficient with family needs and interests as you are with work? How about in the community? If you are a skilled Project Manager at work, can you Project Manage that drain channell your community has been talking about building to help run off rain water so flooding can be eliminated? Your spouse or a relative or even friend has become distracted with many demands and errands, most of which is already past target date, can you assist them with time planning and teach them how to sort and dispose issues in order of priority?

Well, we are all to learn together and share together. In a short time I will be introducing to you Process Improvement at work, at home and in the community. Some of you may already have heard of Six Sigma, and knowing Nigerians for who we are, I am sure some of us in here are probably already certified in Process Improvement & Quality Management. Process Improvement is also a core subject in Industrial Engineering, so some of our Engineers here are also familiar with it. Pending the overview and the lessons, I want you to continue to miliki. Below, I am bringing you a brain tease, let's see how well we can do with this. I hope to talk to you again soon, big cheers to you my brothers and sisters.


In the Kitchen: How many steps does it take to boil/cook a cup of rice? List the steps.

Jackal, please reserve a room, Toyin is being emigrated to Kensington Heights with you.