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Well, tell her i am around and prowling, she know where to find me

and Here goes Tetchiness, jumping over here from across state line justto do ' mebo

oh God, here comes the crew, here come the gangstas

lmao, i miss you. can you please keep still ?

Gamine,  I wasnt asking so I can step up to you.  I was wondering how deeply you have been wounded.  Now, Negro know who he is and he ain't changing for any woman.  No, you need to step up here and check me out.  

TOH, where have you been? Everytime I come looking for you we miss each other

hello sweetie

wassup Tetchiness

Gamine,

which one of the ladies in your profile is you? After all these rules, heck, you don't have a man left my dear. If you screen all these out of a man, then all you got left is a retarded son of a bitch that pee on himself everytime mama shout "HEY". I'm sure you dont want that, so take number 4, 8 and 14 off that list.

Chei! Saga don yab my wife finish. Dat na true sexy woman u dey yab so o. Wetin Toni take fine with her four feet short sef. Na only face she get, I say cover de face and look the shoulder down.

@caruso, who no get husband! Mary J? I say nah me be de husband nah.

Phat,you will agree that men are free of flaws till we start messing with women then we are infected with fleas. Right?

Saga, u and I no go see eye to eye u call mah sweetie ugly. Melyssa Ford pleaze, because she show body? Look, take tape cover all these women from shoulder up and then re do ya list. Melyssa Ford? Well, you know what, u no lie. I just cover the face, I see the thing wey u see too. Na true nah! No mistake put MJB o I go wrestle you.

@post,

Great Expectations in a Matrimonial Contract.
1 you are about to acquire a human being that initially will have names such as princess, queen, darling, sugar, honey, But which after 3 yrs and there after will then be known as bitch, nuts, jezeebel, ho, and so on and so forth,
2. Expect this human being to cause your annoyance to rise and the anger shall be lodged in your throat, learn to swallow it back down. This is what the Adams apple is there for.
3. Remember that counter-point you had in the english debate competition and the bell rang stopping you short before you finished, and your opponent got the point? Didn't you shake your opponents' hand afterward? Same thing here, only that she is not only your opponent, she is also the referee and the judge and if you have any claim to fairness, don't worry her mother will soon arrive, appeal to her. Good luck!
4. This is not the office, drop your logic hat at the door step. When you open that door your emotional hat better be on your head and you are telling her how fast you rushed out of office and thru traffic just so you could make it home to her warm embrace. If you make the mistake of bringing in that logical nonsense about how to run the dept efficiently, I guarantee you will efficiently jerk your dick with vaseline that night. 5 Expect dramatic scenes, its not directed at you, she is a confused specie. Don't offer to help either, 'cause it might then be directed at you.

Many more to come,

@post,

Bullshyit!

Michelin,
Keep your analogy to yourself. Why do you call the guy a drop-out?

Jackal, add Karl Rove to your list of drop-outs.

@post,
Give me top 3 reasons why this guy is not eligible for your sister. You are biased! You heralded what is good in your sister and denigrated the integrity of the guy. Don't tell his accomplishments or lack thereof, share with us why he cannot be a responsible husband.

Saga,
I heard u said u plan on adding more. Really? Here is the deal, please I beg you don't put my Mary J Blige in there. Look, I will trade you Halle Berry, Toni Braxton and Whitney Houston combined, that's three heads to save my sweetheart from your list. Ya heard!

@CH3, u no well!

@post, why not, sure I can. Look, women are full of flaws, from head to toe, don't let their mascara deceive you. After you subtract each flaw in a woman as a reason why u wouldn't be with her, then all you have left is a man. Mister, do you want to be with a man?

@nella,
Lol, na wah for u. u dey vex say ya wobbly legs no stable for sake plenty people dey eyeball u, make sure say u no fall o 'cause na dat one go pain u pass. U get something wey diem want. I hear say some gal for hien don do breast job, na you?

An 8yr old shild doesh not need a lession teasher, she just shtarted suchool. The parent don missh road. If the shild is older, 14, 15, 16, it ish different. In wish case, I go use jungle justice to shettle de matter.

@post
Your girl is dominant in the relationship, and yes she is being bleeped by other men. Reverse the roles quick. Continue to answer the calls everytime phone rings and challenge her and her bangers aggressively. You, should initiate the drama, even when there is no cause for it, just start some shyit.

You keep an open friendship going with local women where you are. Make sure you tell them categorically that you are not looking for permanence, just a casual friendship. Keep regular communication with your gal at the other end and keep pressing into her ears how much u miss her and wish to be in her arms. If she ever ask if u r seeing other people, say no but you talk to friends on a casual basis. Be objective, but don't be stupid. There are other things packaged into those casual friends, no need to say, u already got the memo, right?

'Knocks,
If that's the case nana need to rephrase her questions. It is distasteful as currently posted.

Definitely thong but hey, slow down, depends on the curvatures of the ass.

That's beautiful! :-)

Learn to take compliments.

Oh my God, you fraud! Got me cornered, I like that, lmao.

Again, one of those insanities that need to be swept out of Romance.

IZ2,
Everybody has an ideal they pursue in life. The purpose of life is to bring out the BEST in us, all the obstacles that I face in life are designed to refine me and the lessons, if applied wisely, will give me growth. When I am looking for a partner, I am desiring someone who can add value to who I am already, someone that can exhibit what is good and beautiful in their spirit in a way to unlock what is beautiful and desirable in mine.
That's what I meant by the appeal.

Beauteous, I have never agreed with anything you say. For the first time, I agree with your response, very candid way to put it.

@post,
If she is intelligent and open minded, i will stick around. Only way to get me is to appeal to my mind. I will start sending flower and writing poems, :-)

@post,
You are thinking that her demand for your ring is a show of affection and belonging. She is thinking that you will not be presentable in her social circle and there is thus no need to set commitments. Women love to show off and compete, she is showing off her jeweled fingers with your money. Her spell is on you, break it off by dating other women. Take all her rings, whether it was bought with your money or not. They now belong to you.