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I don't drink much

_{StevieWonder, aw far?}







Do u like coke?

Cessssssssex ---k! lol, see y I prefer calling u "Chesk"!? 


lol, Chesk, na by force??   I no dey show! make me, 

nope,









have u had dinner?

Fight

naaah, my mum doesn't drink tea, she hates it








Do u like dancing?

Friend

like u of course!

Lions don't eat human beings









Where is Iraq?

Obrigada ( in advance) lol

I used to loff bread








Do u have a name?

lol, I even manage put my pix, talkless of my face.

lmao,


Birds don't sing, dey laugh






How old are u?

Fishing









What is a TV?

_{I think there are no words that u can make out of "pane"}


ok, a new word?



Smart

lmao, u are green









What are the colours of the rainbow?

Mumsy, I hear sayy u don dey try "back flips" and " high jumps" -- Which one come be that one?? 

pine

I swim sleeping









What is a knife used for?

lol, yea, belated B-day . . . only 10 months belated lmao,

Butterfly









Why do humans wear clothes?

lol, thanx Tommyex, u are only 10 months late

Cayon:
Go shorty, its your birthday


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjIYLdalYeE

Keep goin, I go soon ask Seun to ban u! lol,

A living this is a house that can cook









What are cats?

Obasanjo








What are human beings?

my name is Tommyex








Who is Obama and Hilary Clinton?

@ Crayon Cayon -- I can answer all those your questions for you, if u want.



@topic



What are the colours of the Nigerian flag?

iice:
[color=#9900ff]LOL

Never regret mistakes - experiences shape you.[/color]

u stole that right 4rom my mouth


Always be yourself, because when it all comes down to it, "yourself" is the best u can ever be.

Believe what u think and know about yourself and not what people think they know about u. Think positive  _{in other words, think "ice cream"--hmmmmn yummy!} 

And last but not least : "If something is too hard to do, then 4 Christ sake, don't do it! Give us all a break " -- : Homer Simpson

It's soo frustrating when I visit hi5 or facebook of all this naija girls I used to know before I left Naija, because all of them answer yes to "profession" And it's alllways d same thing!!

Profession : Modelling

next person

Profession? : I am a Model

including some that would not even pass through my front door, they all give d same answer! Profession? : "I model",

4 geez sake me sef I no understand d craze, even me that get asked all d time If I model, I no dey claim am as they do. Just because they watch people like Paris Hilton every day on TV doesn't mean everybody too go claim level. Abeg!

Model ko Model ni! Which of them wein dey claim model can go through the whole starving d real models go through?? Just give them only one week  without Eba and egusi soup! If u see the person next time, kindly ask her :

Profession? : _{She will answer u even before u finish asking} : "I am a business woman!"

lol, @Iice, u are always my reflection lmao

As far as makeup is concerned, I'm completely useless, soo I don't even try.
When worst comes to worst, I can deal with the ordinary eye pencil and powder plus lip gloss

But As for those coloured ones, I can't save my life  to apply those, d first day I tried I remember a masquerade looked better than me, and I had to wash d whole thin off, and embrace my powder and lip gloss. I mean how do u know some blue stuff or pink is going to look good on u?? How do u even know how to place d brush and .  . . ??

If I have a party to attend, I normally ask my friend to come over and help me with d make up, while I help her with combining and choosing what to wear. Now that's the area I can proudly boast of. Fashion!

But make ups?? Maybe in my next life, ---- Gosh, I don't know how people can know how to use those brushes and coloured paints, I wish! I just stare like howdhell??

folahann:
Erm. . . t'moro is your B'day abi?

then i'll wish you t'moro

lol, u try,


Anywayz peeps, there is a thread

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-159319.0.html