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lmao

I laughed at every single one of em, lol

for me 25\26 Amen

ENUGU me loff!

exactly, but anywayz, just my hand is enough to do d job,

lol, Good night!

ahah, in my wildest dreams abi?? Ok, don't worry, by d time u wake up every five second screaming like a mad man because of nightmare, u go know

lol,

shuppie:
lol,

this one pass lol, ( aw is our baby?)

cescky:
kolomentalist


before i see her ill wear my iron pants and padlock it

haha! lol, nobi u marry??   Now u don dey wear Iron pants, we go see how much it go save u naa! lmao!

Ok, ok, I don dey hear my popsi foot steps! I better find my square root

lol, Good lite both of u! - Chesk go sleep! -- lol, Night u guys Sweet dreams ( minus u Chesk! )

u never see where dem dey force man!?? -- That one na by force! lol,

Cesk! na u I get d meeting with!?? lol,

steve49ja:
lol
ill have the experience tonight
will tell you how it goes by morrow
Go to bed
abi you get meeting under banana tree(almost 12am mmmm)??

lol, ok, 2morrow I go hear d story,
-- haha, lol, I no get meeting oo, na by force to sleep?? lol

u go sleep already. oya!

haha! lol, u really like me don't u?
lol, . . . save d Ak 47 for his first son's one year B-day . . . no need for present again

lol, ok, ok, ( be carefull with d monsters oo, or I can lend u my monster spray if u want) lol, Night!

haha! lol,

I tried once but 4 some reason it came out more like a yawn, lol, soo I never tried it again ,





wldy help a kid with his\her homework?

hey! Do u know many years it took me to steal all that!? -- As u don't give me any, no mess with my business oo, lol

A present . . . . wao, like a moth ago --- aww that's a long time nobody likes me

lol, Vigil . . . nope, Where's d point of going to sleep when I will end up not getting any?




wldy go to the cinema?

syren:
you come and start bashing girls but eventually you'll run after a girl to marry, it doesn't make sense?

@post

write "I Love You" on a piece of paper and tell her to read it out loud.

seriously maybe she has a hard time expressing it.

lool! lmao That's a good one

Aw don't go to sleep now   believe me u will have nightmares, plus there are monsters in your room! I've seen them lol, off u go then




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like two weeks ago  . . . after many debate on wht to buy I finally picked one,





wldy fall sick

bigmodo:
Girls are shit, they come in when you got lotta thou and leave you aint got any. Dude, leave that girl before she ruins you. Tell her face 2 face that you aint want her any. Tell her you got another girl. Leave the girl because if she leaves you first, you going to hate real bad. Feel Me?

Chei! which babe annoy u before u come here?? lol,  lmao



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hold a knife to her throat and make her say it,. . . . believe me it works, -- at least it worked for me,

haha! lmao, I don't try it with my mum oo, I go receive slap,


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aww that was like when I was seven, and my Nigeria teacher refused to let me go wee wee, soo I helped them flood d classroom





wldy watch a Nigerian movie?

like yesterday . . . I practise on my bros,





wldy answer someones "yes" or "no" without hearing a word he\she had just said?

haha! that's a healthy daily activity naa






wldy make someone's head to ring with vibration? ( slap someone?)

I think Seun put juju 4 d site

Today!! - That's daily my food! _{who say shopping nobi exercises!??}





wldy go to the market?

"quench fire with fire"  . . . lol, . . .But anywaz u still need to practise your guessing, because, I quench am with blood -- I mean, water,  . . .  and bought every one beer and they all drank lived happily ever after. I no do good?

more than a month ago






wldy have quarrel with someone?

aww that happens every single day of my life! - including right now -- *tears*




wldy carry a baby?

leuelliot:
@ nella hw was d important issues u went 2 handle? Hope nting bad appened

Exactly y I went to handle it, so that nothing bad would happen. . . . na my job be that.

Missy B:
Yrs ago


u?

_{Nella how come u alwaz make me laff?babes me'z beginin to like you funny girl}

lol, u must be very easy to make laugh, because me no dey see d laughter lol, but nywaz  no make my head swell pass my house oo, lol


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well . . . like a month  ago, when I was having one of my stupid moments and imaging how sad it would be to leave all my friends here in Portugal , soo . . . . tears just started pouring out. . . .  ( people cry for better things I cry because of my own imagination . ,  . my God . . . )





when last did u make a presentation in front of an audience?

Jeovy, u see?? Nobi only me wan kill u, this makes two of us,

join him and dry Mustays pocket off!

never [s]_{except once when I was a kid, and my popsi caught me atempting to smote with a lighted paper I rolled into a cigrate, chei! I recived d beating of my life!}  [/s]





u?

no, not really-- just wen nigeria is playing,



u?