₦airaland Forum

Brash!:


i only thought it was scammers only who have invaded nairaland

apparently there are juju and okija shrine people here too!

soo na now u dey know?

I never even call u finish u don dey love, show?? lol
Give u ma popsi number abi?? It seems u don't like yourself!

lmao, itch ma eye? is that like a metaphor?
ok, I do that like every day, lol






when last did u misplace ur money?

hey SteveWonder, I , . . . . iigt chille

_{Steve u be devil! Go church!  lol,}



My B-day faked? how? lol,





when last did you visit an auntie?

lol, paedophile

_{good, u?}

a slap . . . aww long tym ago, those days in naija . . . .

cescky:
if u know what my eyes went tru that night


@post
do u mean ogogoro


wwdlt

your heart got pierced?

don't worry I know allright, . . . .

@topic


when last did u . . . . ( I'm running out of ideas lol ) ok, when last did u watch wrestling?

cescky:
HAPPY BAD DAY CELLARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

OH did u just say its not your birthday ,
k, appy bi day in advance and in arrears

lol lol, lmao, -- In advance abi? lol, ok I will remember that 4 sure

ikamefa:
as per you be ma twinny grand-chile! abi na pikin you be?

anyway! HAPPY BIRTHDAY OH!

i hope pammy go dey?

" " see why e nor good to dey drunk! when posting see me thinking t'was her baffday

haha, lol, see why u shouldn't drink pammy?? It isn't 4 kids, plus it's not good for ur eyes lol lol






OK PEEPS ONCE AGAIN IT AIN'T MA B-DAY lol

cescky:
@stev
hw far


@post
tonight in my dreams

that one I sent u abi??
lol

@topic



when last did u drink palm wine?

Youngie

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Naija?

Which one first? Do i go or not? It's so irritating![/color]

yea, which one b4? lol, Naija, totally suxxs!

This Embassy is soo stupid

DC is a very busy boy that's y, lol

sup to you to?

nothin oo nothingg, except --- soo altogether - nuthin

u?

trip him

lol, IBK u dey make me laugh, lol


@Jay,

last chance 4 wetin?

questions and answers

yes, I looovve it!!








do u watch alot of TV?

lol, una nor well

All d best! u did d right thing,

onyinye2:
He would be bent over on the floor, whining.

lol, lmao I can absolutely imagine all this guys here  going through cramps and screaming their heads off that they are in labour!

Pataki:
Who is omo ole?
Do you think you can do things we guys do as a lady? Think twice.
Of all things cramp? Oh please. . . . do you know how much of mental torture a man undergoes everyday?

You have cramps, is it not just ordinary pains that analgesics will ameliorate?

You wish.

mental torture ke? --please! which day did thinking about sports and women turn into mental torture? lol,


@ topic

I will probably accept  . ,   it would be intressting, I would like to know how it feels to spend an entire day just sleeping, using remote control, arguing about sports  and yet complaining of how tired and hard working I am.

princesa:
gaby



go for him, he is your soulmate

u see as u like me reach? chei, I never knew . . . .

workingirl:
Just tell him you don't think its working. I'm afraid theres nothing you can say to make it nice. Its like asking how you can tell someone nicely that they have cancer, its not possible. You are causing more damage by lengthening the whole charade. Try and stay away from him after telling him.

Exactly wht I was gonna say,

Cayon:
Happy belated birthday

You must be kidding me!! lol, lmao. You actually brought this back to wish me happy belated B-DAY!?? 

lol, u don't know how  much I'm laughing,




ABEG PEEPS IT'S NOT MY B-DAY OO -- THIS ONE DON PASS!


ROFLMAO!!! - my God!

@Infobaba

How do u do that?

princesa:
like mother like son

lol, actually na "like father like son" -- And do u know who d father is? -- soo u should be expecting a son like Jonny too.

yea, . . . . I guess _{u welcome,}








Do u prefer Pizza to McDonald?

yea . . . more or less






Have u seen d movie Hancock?

Don't actually know, not like I have done anything d whole day, na laziness dey catch me

Baxi, where is d yes or no question? lol,





have u had launch?

yes, Infact, I'm more than addicted to u






Are u as weak as I am today?

I don't see Nigeria ever having a president with a brain, soo my wish goes to that department!

lol, lmao, u want ur husband addicted to u?? -- Well I say use juju It always works oo, I tried it once,

ayobase:
will never forget a cousin of mine
who must have been noticing her mum
fixing her Pads during menstrual period,
then trying to fix a tissue paper also in her pant.

IT WAS SO HILARIOUS!

Ewwwwwwwww lmao!