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yea I agree with that, there isn't enough smileys,

Oh my God!! I don laugh die!!

I wonder y he is contesting for d coolest instead of d sexiest!

if u want him to be stubborn and a ladies man, give him : Emeka

ayusman16:
Choose among these names: Clarus, Akpos, Gregory, Osofia

lmao!

princesa:
nella
sorry but the better girls get the good guys
while the get the guys
and that your gun go turn back killing you
better watch it

haha! ok, don't worry, on d wedding day my gun will speak 4 me! -- We go know who be "better girl"

Jeovy:
NELLACIOUS Nella,be sure you shoot the right person,abeg practice again

Studio

go and sleep

lmao!! -- Soo u dey fear death like this eh?? -- Don't worry, I've already practised alot! -- I even practised on that picture of u that used to be on my wall, soo don't worry, i won't miss at all

Ok, Princesa " Na d much awaited" wedding pix be that!??

And is that a flower u were holding or a palma tree leaf?  Cuz in d pix it looked like u were going to flog his face with it! lmao!

Wao! That wedding must have been a blast!   lool,

Missy B:
Y'all sure don't want to knw.

I've told u several times to stop walking around d house in your bra and panteis! , now go put something on!


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A blue jean trouser torn on d two knees, and also torn slightly above d left knee
A white trainer
and a small top

spikedcylinder:
I thought I was really into fashion but. . . . what are wife beaters?

hi5! --- lol, but really, wht are wife beaters??



lol, @ topic

Skinny jeans, ankle boots, short skinny dresses matched whith a thick black leggins

cescky:
#@yb
we'll take tomoro ok? gdnite

@nella
make sure u bite the bed bugs back if they bite u

haha! I already sharpened my tooth, don't worry, I will show them! lol, night!

haha! lol, no need 4 prayers, I just pity d poor guy naa, do u know who broke his heart b4 he come NL come dey wail?? lmao

Chei! Mukina, ur daughter here has some important issues to go handle
Lite Night jor!

sunej:
Are u speaking in tongues?

more like r u speaking in Portuguese? lol,



Ok, Milla, u simply have to have ur soul in what u do, as long as it's wht u like the rest will just come in a snap

Boa sorte.

cescky:
@nella
any thing u say afterall me i nor go school

@yb
im tryin oo yim na palava this night

@post
me nag a troi  3 some 

lmao,  -- soo na farm u dey go all those days?? lol

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disaster

Chei, I dey go sleep, Chesk, good lite!

Me I no dey finish u mumsy, I neffa tell u sayy I be big gurl now?? -- I can take care of ur purse 4 u, soo u don't need to carry it arround all d time naa
Lmao! -- Aunty Iice, na true sayy u sell ur teeth to buy pammy! -- ( we r truely related! )

cescky:
i don catch una, sombody is impersonating the other

i asked yb a question and nella mistakenly replies as yb

nella stop using her id or is it the other way round

yeah call him,let me present the dowry and palm wine for the two of u

_{u no know say em dey pray make una leave em house} so here i come to the rescue

haha! lol, that's what happens when u have firefox and internent explorer u use d other when one is slow, unfortunately I didn't know she was d one logged on on Firefox, lol --- nobody is using anybodies ID lol,

-- Who tell u sayy my popsi dey pray make we leave d house??
u see as u greedy reach?? -- u wan marry two sisters, it bi like sayy u get plans to die early, I no go mind that last part sha, as long as u go don do some job about ur bank account

@ topic

Life

by simply developing,



Ok, ok, mumsy, oya pass me ur purse I need to go shop 4 my auntie, pass am naa!!

Afterall na ur fault sayy her teeth fall, y u carry her go try elephant yansh!?? U think sayy everybody teeth dey like ur own!??

ogorluv:
Prevention is better than cure, use my shoulder once and be sure never to be depressed again. ever. Money back guaranteed. Serliouslylmfao

I like that part --- don't worry I don already dey call ur phone

good ones indeed!

lmao! My auntie! Na wetin u dey bite when your teeth commot like that??  u don dey follow my mumsy dey bite elephant yansh!??

Don't worry, I go steal my mumsy money to buy u those diamond tooth u always wanted   abi na crocodile now? lmao,

yong babe:
oww, i really wanted 2 talk 2 u on Yim

If I slap ur face eh,

-- lol,

Cesk don't worry, I will not only dash u d PSP but I will dash u my sis join am, no problem,

@topic

Dreams dreams!

lol, good question

cescky:
nella hold ya peace ooo na my sister u dey talk about like that

lmao, ur sister and u let her commot 4 house dressed like that?? Chei!

mohawkchic:
~Lol . . Both . . . they Suit each other well well

well ditto!

_{didn't I say she will appear 4rom a PSP!?? lol,}


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Bill Gates

lol, ok, ok I will keep ur number in mind 4 sure, when I have one of my depression moments lmao,

haha! thats true I did beat her to d PC, how d' u know? lmao, She's good, she is going to see if she can use my bros PC, if no, then she will appear 4rom d PSP as usual, lol

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Cash

I tire oo,

That girl sef, na by force to make headline??

My family don dey chop kittens again?? -- ok, I am starven I will take anything wen dey house,

Aw far with una?

50 cent _{sup Chesk? Cesck?}

Pastor

All of u GERRRRRAOUT!!!! This guy is looking for true love! And all of u is here talking nonsense!
lmao!!

princesa:
On a sunny beautiful Saturday in Paris (I love that city) the much awaited and talked about wedding between my pretty self PRINCESA and his handsome self JEOVY took place, did I forget to mention how colorful it was, well here are the highlights

*Ituen walked me down the aisle while Studio and his crew provided the wedding music

* Clem (a big surprise now) was my maid of honor, while Lysaa, Efosa, Nella and Gaby were my bride’s maid all dressed in blue Baby chiffon (beautiful color wont you say)

*Ben was jeovy’s best man, while Okran (the weed guy, wonder how he got stabilized), Showbobo (was quite decent with no trouble-looking attitude), Info (he customized the wedding venue too) jaymobb, Holythug, (left his streets thug in Kukuvi) sauce Da Silvaman and some other handsome dudes were the groom’s maid (if that word exist) 

*Lysa formed a band specially for me and put up a swell performance on that day

*At the high table were:
GUNPOINT (my one and only general, sorry if I got married to a civilian thereby breaking the Military code, but sometimes love is funny)
MR TURKEY
TUFE (how sad he was to see me finally leave his polygamous home to a more peaceful home, I will miss not all the brawl of your household )
ITUEN (After he had gladly walked me down the aisle )
INFO (and he looked real nice sitting there)
CLEM (she was so beautiful in that blue dress)

While the rest jokes section beautiful dudes and handsome ladies looked and cheered on from the audience

Clause: now you can all go on rejecting the roles you played, but it don’t matter much because the deed is far done

lmao, hilarious indeed! lol,

But wait, . . . .Me! - Bride's maid!! wonder's shall never end! --- You don forget sayy na my husband u steal go do that wedding!??   lmao,
Don't worry, I will do the Nigerian movie style and show up at your wedding with a gun! u will have d wedding of your life!

lol, fear catch me too nobi only u,

Jeovy:
NELLACIOUS Nella

Cry!!!,Nella,you cry?why I no believe you?Sorry, YOU CAN PUT THE BLAME ON ME

lmao,I can see u don dey listen to too many Akon since we divorce , . . .  Don't worry, I already put d blame on u long ago!
why u no go believe say I cry?? Look, I did not only cry, I went through utter depression! ,  ,   I even tried to commite suicide sef! wht else??
I am still trying to heal, u don't know how much it hurts         LMAO!