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rokiatu:
please Nella stop

that was me sis, she 4got to log me off bla bla bla, and posted as me,

Missy B:

what did i do

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They r both very beautiful, but I'll still go for Angelina Jolie

sweat

u look like u understand, or don't u?

y una just dey save each other na?? -- I really feel like wozing someone!

lol, ok, I'ma woz d next person, n save u.

Óla - Portuguese

Wht a hard one! I luvv dem both soo damn much! - _{Thank God this is not a test and I don't have to answer}

lol, indeed - --- - My own story I would never forget!  !


It was at d end of a Thursday, around that time when the whole class is very tired and all just waiting 4 d bell to ring soo we can grab our bag and fly home, lol, due to this no one was paying any attention to our PE teacher who was teaching us "locomotion\movements" _{by d way, isn't PE supposed to be all about sports?? 4 some reason they made us copy notes and notes}   -- The whole class was all very noisy, soo d teacher got very mad, and as d bell rang, he couldn't punish us that day because he was rushing off to somewhere himself. -- We all thought we were saved, unfortunately d next morning, we just saw Sargent walking with his cane to our classroom, he didn't come to beat us, but worse, he took all of us out to one land at d back of the school that I could swear have never been to a saloon in it's entire life!
And we were to spend the whole day clearing that portion. Oh! it was living hell, we were all giving different portions in group to clear, I was in a group with my girlfriends. As wicked as I was I told them\pretended that I was sick soo they let me just sit by, while they did the clearing.
Due to this I could see everything that was going on.
5 mins later I saw the PE teacher arriving on his motorcycle inside d school premises, and with my bad mouth I just shouted " Locomotion!" at him, and my girlfriends joined me, and also some other of our class mates, soo there we are instead of to be serving our punishment we were all busy shouting locomotion at d poor teacher who was on his tiny motorcycle.

After serving our punishment and retuning to class, he came in and asked 4 d list of people that were shouting "locomotion" at him, and took us all to his office, meeehhhhhn see caning!!!!! I was just watching my girlfriends literally speaking in tongue and knowing that it was allll my fault!
Soo when it reached my turn, I was already on fire, and I told d teacher that I was sick that day and I wasn't among the people who did the shouting ( And my dearest girlfriends sided me)-- But of course he didn't believe that I wasn't among them, but 4 some reason, maybe it was because I watched them all get caned, I don't know  . . but 4 some reason I was able to fake looking sick, and If there is one thing Nigerian teachers are afraid of, it's a sick student, because they don't want death in their hand. It was a Friday soo I was to receive my own caning the next Monday, and the whole class was banned 4rom ever saying d word locomotion or your punishment!?? . . . !. So there  u have my entire class mates all looking at each others lips just to hear d word "loco-" --so that they can run and report to d teacher. _{Idiot people!}
At the end of the day that was when I did my job, immediately d bell rang I just picked up a chalk and wrote locomotion on the wholeee blackboard and screaming d word in d whole classroom, and of course all those amebo enemy of progress classmates of mine were, smiling and have all assured me that they will tell on me on Monday-- soo of course my punishment was more than double! --To cut a long story short, the day before Monday, which was Sunday, was the day my family and I moved to Portugal.  

But I got d rest of d story from my classmate and girlfriend anywayz, she said when d teacher entered class d next day, someone had already reported to him, soo he came with Sargent, jeez that I should have seen d Cane sargent was holding lol, and then they called out my name, and all those amebo students told d teacher that I skipped school because of d incident, but my best friend told him that : " she left for Portugal" -- of course this didn't make sense to him, he just stood there with d sargent mouth opened,  - -- - lol, wht could he do? -- it just ended like that.

Ok, of course I am not proud of this incident, but growing up in that country?? -- It's all comedy! Who can't relate! lol,

-- I do support caning to some extent thou, . . .

Lmao, Dreldee, Okanran dey use u and Acid dey practise his couple matching skillz  -- Okanran, abi I lie??

Okanran:
Those 2 are a match made in Heaven, Earth n Nairaland LOL


[size=4pt]You know wan show me ya face ehh? Ama simply tell ma guy DC 2 use his JAVA skillz 2 bring out your face[/size]

haha, your guy DC na my Twin bro soo he does wht I tell him soo u no get any chance

yong babe:
@ okanran n steve 10x guys . 10x 2 Lysaa as well @ topic : i am back who missed me?

If I cut your head eh!

looooooooooool lmao!! -- Ask!! I trust me auntie Iice She pass Einstein! -- na she u dey ask abi?-- ask any question she go give u d answer gbam!


meehn, me auntie, we is absolutely goin places na soo d whole school wey I go just dey bann me sayy my brain don dey too much 4 them!

Yes! --- oya, mumsy pass them gallons! I no dey even use cup, I go drink am 4rom d gallon it self!

Mumsy, which one come me no more goin to Neptune?? How me go dey use visit me popsi na?? -- besides me auntie sayy make u buy me diamond tooth! -- u don forget sayy this my legs noo need shoes?? Every shoe dey run 4rom my leg  


Muki, me Auntie na Purple naa, nobi pink! u wan kill am?  

Didn't u?

lol, Okanran, y u wan see me face?? - I no want make people like u drool all over ur computer oo lol,

ha, lol, wetin carry u go look into Acid and Dreeldee business?? lol, lmao those two,



Steve -- Of course I'm 8 years old, I look like person wen dey lie 4 ur face??
Those legs?? -- no try dem oo, dey fit sell u and buy u lol,

Don't u know he was aked?

Okanran:
I sabi speak igbo if that'll please u

Btw hw far? long time

me dey oo -- u?
ha, lol, abeg nor speak, I no get power 4 head ache, lol


Steve, y u dey lol?

u fit drink gallons and gallons! -- You See as u dey confess??

come, iice it be like sayy u don dey pass that your head ace 4 my side oo this one when I dey feel like sayy elephat dey waka 4 my ear

You don forget which kain bros inlaw u get?? -- him nor know wetin be yucky stuff, eirything goes 4 him, abii na y u think say my mumsy here been marry him before sef?? -- Mukina tell her y u been once marry me popsi  

u trusssssst naa! I pass my test with every colours of d rainbow!! my teachers no dey even fit talk again sef! --Infact! them even tell me sayyy make I nor dey come school again sayyy, I no need to [s]One mumu sayy na expell them dey call am, but nor mind all this people jor![/s]   d owner of d school said I was too smart! --- u know?? ---- I caryy my mama blood 4 maths  

which one come be d yoruba now?? lol, abi una no see people to match again??

and who ask u too?

My papa dey venus u don 4get sayy he win award 4 there??

Mukina na u paint me auntie something pink?? u knoww sayy she is alergic to that color abi??

ha, me auntie dey read stuffs, to d extent of head ache! this is Future EINSTEINITY -- infact we go pass Einstein sef!!

impressed

lock u in my room . . . .








wht if I was ur Gf -- I mean school teacher?

did u leave anyone home?

ai, na wetin be this one when dey do me auntie 4 head!?? -- Elephant kick u 4 head!??

Abi naa broomstick when me mumsy send u yesterday dey affect u like this! 
ok, ok, go drink some pammy and u will forget about your entire head sef!

mukina2:
what did i hear read?

Laydee take your time o


No i meant for your finger na you can choose the granite ones , they can shine you know

take some pills na and drink plenty of water

u no tell me sayy u be doctor!!
I be big girl now, no grounding!

Aiii, me auntie don come -- Now I have someone to escort me go pluto market go sell that woman I saw in neptune -- I need some new Diamond tooth

Chei! Iice_Auntie, na wetin me do naa?? -- Abiii na because me tell me mumsy d truth about u taking me to pluto market evry friday??
Ok, ok, sorry, I don 4get sayy we suppose keep am secret -- Mukina sharrap, oya 4get sayy I ever tell u anything

-- Mumsy, Na who dey go neptune!?? --i dey follow oo!

lol, Steve did it look like we were having a normal conversation?

@ topic

sleep,

Animal, I dey go sleep jor,  _{You should really see how that PSP makes your posts come out, lol lmao}

Steve go to bed! lol, Night

I will even give her a tighter hug and tell her -- me want pammy!


I dey go pluto Mukina, Night!

lmao, Ztyle, u just wake up 4rom sleep?? lol,  

brine baba  . . .  I don dey suspect u sef, wetin your fada be?

Dual Core:
no worry i got her back anytime and she knows.

me know very well

Muki

Broom stick?? I trust me auntie Iice she know sayy she get plenty enemies soo, she go don already put her dragon eyes charm out to block every broom stick u send her way!

Look, mumsy . . .  Sleep dey fire me oo! -- I need to go to pluto!  

Good Night Twinny!  

All of u go sleep it's past your bed time! Muki_Mumsy, pursue my Twinny make he go sleep!

Anywaz Night y'all!

Night dear! me I go soon hit that bed as well,

lmao! Ogrebuga, me I don pity Cesk, no thunder at all,

lol Night!