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cute_N_hot:
A piece of fact
In some places on this world, there are black people who have NEVER had a bout of Malaria, let alone know what a treated net and malaria pills look like.

and u be black abi Chinese??


@ Muki,

Night me dear! ur daughter need to chillie

lmao! I go laugh die

Muki make your "big girl" goo sleep, u noo say sleep is very essential 4 a very importante daughter like me

ok, ok, my eyes don dey close --- * starts walking to her bedroom but first of all, picks up a bottle of pammy from under her mums chair* -- hmmmn now I would have a good night sleep 4 sure!



make I go visit bed thanks 4 d pammy! -- Dreeldee -- take care of your mama!


_{** starts wondering, hmmmn is Dreeldee really my brother or is he one of those Uncles Mukina sneak into the house at night!??} ---- I will be watching oo!

Ok soo . . . I don figure out sayy u nor like my progress 4 this world! I dey tell u my future, u dey sayy I dey dream! ----- na u dey dream me??


I'm sure Auntie Iice would know wht I'm talking about, u just go ask her!

@ Dreeldee,


don't u think u should do something about her maddness?? If u truely be my brother, then she be your mother too oo, u better go find doctor noww ---
* brothers first* lmao,

mukina2:
well you were too small at that time to know na

i am as sober as a judge i dnt have nothing , you should be talking of formula and tea wetin u wan sniff?

Like mother like daughter naaaw -- u don forget that sayin already??

u didn't have nothing abi?? -- oya how many fingers am I holding up?? And besides --- na wetin be formula tea?? -- Iam a big girl!

I don tell u, wht u need to be doing is rewarding Iice If nobi 4 her, my eye 4 no sharp like this
In a few years time now u go dey see mee dey dine with people like Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, and wetin be that my future husband name again sef?? -- Oh! Bill Gates

mukina2:
sharrap!

you don sabi one brother today, by tommorow two more dey ,


your papa na that uncle wey buy you chocolates when we go holiday for pluto

lmao, I'll die with laugh!


Soo I meet my papa, and he even buy me chocolate and u nor even tell me say na my popsi sef?? --And where come be pluto again --- Mukina, u sure say u no dey high?? wetin it be?? gimme make I sniff

mukina2:
chei!!!! u don dey sniff that thing again? or did u tif my pammy ?

so na Laydee dey tich u she like evil chudrens

your pammy?? that thing sweet oo, -- but I no thief am sha, I ssssweeear!
saaay who dey teach me?? Iice? nooo she just dey give me small coaching that's all -- Good aunty she is, good one. u should reward her!

See me see trouble oo! lmaaaooo!

This one na family revelation!

Mukina, oya, start to dey explainnn nnnnow! -- I no know which one be brother or sister again just dey explain nnnow ---_{wait, who be my father sef??}

And l8ter : " na rehab straigggght!!!" ---
and make u no comeback 4rom rehab with another pikin 4 hand oo! abeg! --------------

Sober 4 where?? I just dey intressted in protecting my mumsy naaa, Iice understand sef, na she be my coach, u know say she like pikins like me well well

Mukina, sooo I get another sister when u nor tell me about?? Abi na IBK name u dey 4get like this!??


Hmmmmmn r u sure u r not back on that stuff u drink?? cuz d temperture of ur craziness dey too high sometimes --- sooo I go just dey wonder

Mukina, u know if anyone annoys u, u just have to give me their name right?? -- You will just see d persons head in a plate I already warned Sly, soo don't worry bout him,

lmao, u dey jealous??

@ Topic,

yea, I met one, . . . my sis right here, lol

Oh! I luvv these stories!! Reminds me soo much of those times lol, Mr Tortoise! No wonder when I was little, I always thought that Tortoise was d smartest animal of all. lol! ---



But I can't remember any stories thou

@ Ifyalways and Echelon --- God job!

an absolute no!

$$Rhino:
Cos no more Surulere.
But they are making a big mistake, better to make the money together as couple.

Exactly,

@ Topic, I don't necessarily want a man with money, I mean, there are some men that have their pocket as stacked as a house, but common English language they cannot speak! Soo . . . have money, but please, be Educated. --- and of course u have d rest like love, bla bla bla etc.

definitely a no! Appart 4rom not liking d whole smoking image, I'm allergic to d shit, if I'm close to a person who is smoking, after some sec my belly starts turning, I get dizzy and d next thing, I puke -- soo, if someone is smoking I get out of there fast.

besides, . . . it ain't cool u kiss d person and his breath! urgh!

brain_tea, u sure say u dey ok soo?? lol,

house cleaner

animalized idiot!

They should kill all those fool!

batsssss

yong babe:
how did i get such a stupid sis?

fooool!!

last

chiogo:
ok, Lemme break it down for u. You know there are 7 days in a week and sunday is d 7th day. Due to d fact that sunday is d 7th day of d week and there are 7 days in a week, people think sunday is part of the weekend. But it's not because when u count from a sunday to another sunday, it gives u seven days. what am i sayin'? . lol,it's just d beginnin' of d week. can't explain it.hope that helps.

looool, lmao! u try enough jor,


@ Poster, u no go nursery school?? they are supposes to have explained such stuffs 4 u there, and now u r giving us home works

wicked people! lmao,

hahahahaha!!



OYA! Come collect the slap! I don already go pepper my hand sef, when I give u d slap, na only
" GBO!. . . " u go hear, because d rest go turn to vibration """ """ 4 your ear lmao

mukina2:
nella nella Nella

I do not like Maths .

haha! lmao, lol!


ah-ah, mumsy, don't u worry, I always knew that when it comes to my intelligence I took over 4rom my Dad

iice:
[color=#9900ff]95% of the time, i wear jeans
It is rare to see me in a skirt
Even rarer to see me in a dress
I wear white alot. I just like the fresh free feeling i get from it.[/color]

OH MY GOD IICE! u would not believe I changed! Nella is hardly a jean and sneaker babe anymore oo, lol I still have my timbs n everything, but my mum and sis ( young babe) forced me on a whole heel, dress, skirt, and all those sorta stuffs - shopping! And as I am as thin as a broom stick, the whole cloths, dress everythig fited perfectly --------- sooo I betrayed d Tomboy code, lol, lmao, I wear everything there is now. from heels as high as my house, to those fancy dress, etc ; lol, but nobi my fault u can not live in d same house with ma sis, youngbabe and not change ( just check her profile) --and oh, LEGGINS- I luvv leggins they go well with short dresses, and skirts, u know if u've got long legs like mine sha, haha, But I never really thought I would change. lol---------

I hardly even wear Sneakers anymore lol,


awwwwwwwwww ---

I FOUNNNND MY ID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH MY GOD! THANK GOD! I THOUGHT IT WAS STOLEN -- phew, b4 person go commit crime on my name!


thank Goooood!! -- u too much mi Lord!

u know that kind of Slap Nigerian teachers give their students when their students ask them questions they don't know how to answer??

yep, I'm sending u one right now!

lol, 4 real,

Lol! Lol! lmao,


Jeovy this is betrayal! But erm . . .Sometimes I don't mind betrayal sha - as you're very good looking -

Ben ~Jay, u wicked oo, lol, lmao

yea, I will jump in and ask 100.000 naira 4rom Yaradua. lol,