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Heart Robber - KAHA Ft. Tuface Idibia

God! I too like all of una! lmao, loool!

michelin89:
Does that mean any woman who dumps a bastard is bound to remain alone for the rest of her life? Oh gosh!
I want to ask you men: who do you think you are? Do you think you have the right to toy with us and go for free and maybe expect us to come back begging on our knees just because you are men and we are women?
Imagine the rubbish these bush illiterate rats are spilling just because they happen to have those things dangling between their legs. How disgusting!

The same question I have asked over and over again! Thank u jare.

Like I said b4,

"The only situation I can imagine a lady staying with a man after he has messed up without boundary like this is when it comes to those cases of a man marrying an illiterate woman 4rom d village that he can controll like rag and that completely depends on him. ------------ But in our modern society, no woman would take such! A woman has her dignity u know?? Nowadays women are educated, such things don't just pass free like that. No independent woman, that has her job, is educated Etc, would stay in such I tell u. Cuz she doesn't depend on him 4 nada! Except the marriage thingy, which he just completely blew. soo wht else?? please!"

Lazzarolink=topic=151433.msg2510076#msg2510076 date=1216140379:
WHEN WILL I THE SON OF MAN SEE TRUE LOVE AND FALL INLOVE, WHEN

looooooooooool! lmao! how funny that was!



just be patient hun 

Moyola:
3. if you caught your partner cheating would you fight the intruder. . . . .huh!!! that will b da end! _{buh i might. . . shank both of them. . .  .}

Iyep!  lol,

Awww that one is hotttt Gamine!

Gamine:
Upon everything we said
you are still clueless
you are jobless!

Oh God! lmao!!!!!! loool,

mactao:
I don't care whatever Ne-Yo writes. I feel Chris Brown more. And I heard he's dissing Chris Brown, I mean, has he lost his mind?

And, Ne-Yo likes feeling like a dancer. He's HORRIBLE at it!

Yep!


Neyo is a fcking girl. He sings and dances like one as well

tpia:
is it any wonder celebrities fall in and out of love so quickly.

it can't be easy seeing each other without the makeup.

at least if na regular person, them for don see the face im papa and mama give am, sooner rather than later.

soo true!



--- Chei! na waooo -- I suddenly feel prettier than all of them put together!

CARUSO:
did i hear u say boi?!
nah m a man,not a boy!!

right, lol, lmao . . . Don't worry u would grow,  if manhood dey hungry u like that.

ariblaze:
the point the poster

is trying to make is lost to me oo

That's simply because he wasn't making any.

Just a dude that is mad that no lady is opening her lap 4 him. sooo wht does he do??-- Open a thread to boast about his boyish dreams.
Besides, this is Nl, anything\ any lie goes.

CARUSO:
yeah right, women never admit they are wrong!
they are always right, even when things are blatant!
i tire for una

haha, apparently u did do ur home work, good boy. We [b]r [/b]always right

CH3COO:
wrong!

And how is that Mr?

CARUSO:
nah your wrong love!
what you're thinking i know, but what m thinking is way bigger!
u joker!haha

Now, how did u know I'm wrong if I didn't tell u wht it was u were thinking?


And point of correction . . . I'm never wrong.

CARUSO:
bravo!
ok let me put u through another litmus test, what is on my mind right now?

You know . . .  that thing u've been thinking about d whole day. -- Give it a break already.

Snakes!! Even d rubber toys

CARUSO:
oh yeah u got that dead-right!
how did u know it was what i was thinkin about?

lol, cuz I can read minds, duuhhh

nobi only fall in love, na jump in love!

how in d world would such work??

u call a girl sweet names after, maybe u guys have started dating,getting to know each other, . . . then u have nick names\sweet names 4 each other.

U don't meet me on d street and call me baby girl\sweet angel -- pls! --- well o'course some gurls don't mind though.

CARUSO:
ok would you mind going to OTTA farm to visit OBJ?!

u mean going to d zoo to visit a monkey?? 4 shizzie

Uzzyan:
oh no Nella Muki your mum is hiding something from u!!!!
IN the memorandum of understanding signed, something that concerned u was in it.
Muki tell her ni!!!

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Lol lmao,

Ok! Muki wht are u hidding 4rom me?? u know sayy all this ur suprises dey always take me off balance, what is it?? -- I have another three brothers and sister I don't know about?? Abi maybe sayyy - my papa na Bill gates??

Abeg Uzzyan, make una clear my curiosity naaa. . . . u know sayy with all this things when Mukina dey sniff, she dey hardly remember her own name sef

cute_N_hot:
[size=20pt]HENNESSY + PEPSI 2 shots
my Saturday is good. what about yours ?
shit maybe later i'd go night kite flying as it is very breezy here now.
can't waste a day, life is very good for living
so i gotta make the most of it.


no fcking around and dreaming about acquiring other people possessions.[/size]

ARE U BY ANY CHANCE, NIGERIAN??

lady bam:
@ post

it depends on the type of person. people have different ways of handling their own depression

yea, concord.

But I will be around 4 em all d same.

As long as u don't take me to some restaurant, Mr Biggs or any thing like that. I didn't come out with u to eat, just get to the fun part already.

T.S.:
sweet angel i couldn't help noticing your dazzling smile from afar.

your face looks familiar-------now this is a big turn off, infact i wouldn't wana hear what you got to say once you start with this,


more to come.

nooooo way! iiiyuck, lol, ------- u would fall 4 that?? -- lol, Well,  I really hate it when a guy uses petty names like that. Who be sweet angel?? Do I know u before?? ----------lol,  Not a fan at all! -------" Princess, babygirl, sweet angel, sweet Bangel?? oh please! eeeerrrrrg ---- As 4 me, u just have to be matured!

Sexyabby:
this other day i was walkin' wit my sis nd my friends to downtown nd this fool came out of nowhere tryin' to talk to my sis
and he sed one of da worst pickup line i've heard in my life ''Baby, you've been ''running'' through my mind all day, are u sure that u're not tired'', that shit was funny.

lmao, I wonder how your sis would have looked at him. You know there are some pick up lines that a guy would use on u, and u would not even have d power to reply, but u just stare at the person like thinking "wth? now that was very lame! or, is your head correct at all??" lol,

omoge:
u all making me lol 
[b]the  one i hate: hey baby girl[/b]which one be "babygirl" again 

Oh yea! -- And it's very lame.

The lamest one of that sort is : " hello princess!" ----oh! it's lammmmmme just makes me want to puke, apart 4rom not being a fan of d whole "princess" nick name something, . . . . as a pick up line? errrrg

dudu19:
@ibkaye , so wot would you do if your man decides to impregnate someone

after you guys are both married, still quit ??

Ok, Y in the world would any woman decide to stay in such situation!?? What are u staying for?? I mean, if u guys already have kids then it is a different story, u can stay 4 d sake of the kids, but if it's just d two of u, after our marriage! Inside our wedlock?? Oh c'mon! How worse could it get?? He has already reached the limit!

The only situation I can imagine d lady staying with him, is when it comes to those cases of a man marrying an illiterate woman 4rom d village that he can controll like rag and that completely depends on him. ------------ But in our modern society, no woman would take such! A woman has her dignity u know?? Nowadays women are educated, such things don't just pass free like that. No independent woman, that has her job, is educated Etc, would stay in such I tell u. Cuz she doesn't depend on him 4 nada! Except the marriage thingy, which he just completely blew. soo wht else?? please!

@ Dudu19, wht about u? --- If in your marriage your wife gets pregnant 4 another man. u would still remain in d marriage??

@ poster

your case is different, if it is some months to your wedding, u have to think it through -- if it was inside your wedlock then it's a different story. -- But still. . . . u have a tough decision to make. For someone u love to let u down this low, it's a tough one.

Sisikill:
After the rules, come the application process.

APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER

NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless
accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor.

NAME_____________________
DATE OF BIRTH_____________
HEIGHT_____ WEIGHT____________ IQ__________ GPA_______

SOCIAL SECURITY #________ DRIVERS LICENSE #_________

BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES_____________
HOME ADDRESS______
CITY/STATE_______ ZIP______

Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No
Is one male and the other female? ___Yes ___No

If No, explain:__________

Number of years they have been married ______________

If less than your age, explain __________________________

ACCESSORIES SECTION:

A. Do you own or have access to a van? __Yes __No

B. A truck with oversized tires? __Yes __No

C. A waterbed __Yes __No

D. A pickup with a mattress in the back? __Yes __No

E. A tattoo? __Yes __No

F. Do you have an earring, nose ring, pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring? ___Yes ___No

(IF YOU ANSWERED "YES" TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY. I SUGGEST RUNNING.)

ESSAY SECTION:

In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you?
___________________________

In 50 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you? ___________________________
In 50 words or less, what does "ABSTINENCE" mean to you?_______________________

REFERENCES SECTION:

Church you attend__________

How often you attend _____
When would be the best time to interview your:

father? _____________

mother? _____________

pastor? _____________


SHORT-ANSWER SECTION:

Answer by filling in the blank. Please answer freely, all answers are confidential.

A: If I were shot, the last place I would want shot would be: ______________
B: If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my:_____________________
C: A woman's place is in the:
___________________________
D: The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is:_____________

E. What do you want to do IF you grow up? ___________


F. When I meet a girl, the thing I always notice about her first is:_____________

G. What is the current going rate of a hotel room? _______

I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.
__________________________
Applicant's Signature (that means sign your name, slowpoke!)

Mother's Signature________
Father's Signature________

Pastor/Priest/Rabbi State Representative/Congressman___________
Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual. Please allow four to six years for processing.

You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not try to call or write (since you probably can't, and it would cause you injury). If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentleman wearing white ties carrying violin cases. (you might watch your back)

Esss:
Also submit

1. Your International passport

2. A fullset of fingerprints with dental records

3. Copy of your drivers license

4. Two current passport photograph

5. A set of photographs showing your front, side and plan view

6. A detailed body statistic including, height, hair colour, eye colour

7. A copy of a police character report signed 3 hours before the time of submission

8. Full record of your family tree

9. Names and addresses of friends, family relatives and acquintances both here and abroad.

10. A sample of your hair, blood and any other body fluid.

lmao! I can definitely imagine my dad presenting such list to somone who came to pick me up! lol,

na true oooo nice one!

ladyolis:
well i do agree Nigerian stay away woman they will blow your head,,, they will mess you , you sister, you mother, every woman in you life and they wil give you kids and you wil think you are in love, after they get their shit they will leave you and go marry their Nigerian women which they left, stick to you own LEAVE NIGERIAN MAN AHAHHA

na soo oo, advice her abeg, lol,

And in a party where a guy wants to play cool, and just hands u a papper and a pen without saying a word ( of course we both know it's to write my number and e-mail add) --- but I just simply put a big question mark and handed it back to him.

oh! I would leave him 4 sure

NaJa HaJe:
And very easy to do . . . . to someone who has abolutley no regard for you and decides to insult you and the future you both were planning together.

exactly!