₦airaland Forum

1. Anyone fatter than Buhari or Osibanjo should be politely excused from governance. Too much food affects the thinking faculty.
2. Any one who steals up to one million should be castrated in public or public vvf for the female sisters in crime.
3. Leaders must pass a given exam. No election! The candidate with the highest score becomes the president. As part of the screening exercise, they must participate in who wants to be a millionnair with no option of a lifeline.
4.Uniform salary for everyone: politicians, civil servants, whether federal, state or local government.
5.ehm...let me not say!

That will be an unthinkable thing in Nigeria, even in Africa...if it were Mandela...

The English betrays a Nigerian girl; nothing white about the writeup, errors aside!

The English betrays a Nigerian girl; nothing white about the writeup!

Nigeria! Nigeria!! Always treating the symptom while ignoring the disease! What's in a name? Call a rose by any other name and it will smell as sweet! Call Nigeria by any other a name and it will remain...
Don't forget NEPA to PHCN though!

A stitch in time would have saved nine, but the milk is already spilt, so crying won't help. Management is the option! There's really not a man that can't be changed; keep trying, maybe, just maybe, the next attempt might hit the C chord!

1. Only God is good. 2. Make the best use of life...it is yours

Human sympathy is going extinct in this nation! Nigerians are becoming champions at attacking the weak, the helpless and the victim! In saner climes this should call for necessary reformations, but not here! For me those who prefer dying to taking shit are the real heroes, not dead cowards who are afraid to die!

Although, their acts are highly condemnable, those quick to strip petty thieves are yet to tell us what they're really looking for. Surprisingly, nobody strips the real thieves! This is lawlessness and abuse of human dignity... they should be handed over to the police, simple!

All sins lead to hell, not just the six identified!

Do not be deceived...if they say to you He is here, do not believe them...people whose God is their belly
freely have you received, freely give...

There won't be need to give up one's place in heaven. If at that point anything can be done to give the orphan entrance, then my going in cannot stop him. For "there are many rooms in my father's house!"

Nigerians with ridiculous solutions to problems - like giving a malaria patient paracetamol. It only suppresses the symptom!

Your conscience is fascinating; it is alive. For me, the remorse you show should attract forgiveness. Nevertheless, pray for God's wisdom before taking any action.

The positive advice from different contributors shows there are still good people oooo. Run op!

Those with experience are not at the mercy of those with arguments. The doctor's experience is not at the mercy of the OP's arguments!

Nice post

Misleading topic! I was expecting to see 'Bible Verses' saying Christ did not die, unfortunately, the OP didn't give any! The words of the Lord stand sure! Let God be true, and man, a liar!

I sense choice motivated by wealth. Anyway, where the tree falls, there it shall lie! You are in it already, prayerfully make the best of it!

Seems like a fantastic recipe for eventual divorce! Nevertheless, a bad coin always turns up!

Don't come crying when harvest time comes! What goes around comes around! Treat others the way you'd love to be treated.

Glo is seriously frustrating! Sometimes the data connection goes off just like that! I'm waiting for my present sub to be used up before I move to another network! mtn is however over-stealing my call credit! The whole thing is tiring!

Thank u oooo..

@Cupidhero That's really the point: deterioration in societal values. It calls for serious concern. Where are we headed?

@Eyinjuege I've heard u...sometimes not a bad idea to the sound the waters or even raise critical alarm?

@PapaLace Admonition for the guys is definitely the talk of another day! I quite remember that when a woman is educated the society is educated! So, matter of preference scale.

@ Papalace, I quite agree with your observations, I don't really intend to exonerate the guys. Maybe the focus is just on the ladies for now!

When we hear of endangered species what probably comes to our minds is a distant creature probably subsisting in jungles more remote than Sambisa forest. What never occurs to us is the fact a conjugally eligible feminine homo sapien is increasingly becoming atrociously extinct. The average girl prefers to become some sorts of methodical queen: if not a slay queen then a drama queen. An unfortunate queen whose grooming takes its etiquette from the empty unrealistic constructed reality of media consumerism. The danger that this gloomy trend portends will begin to make sense to us when we imagine a terrible state when those who would be called mothers are mere shameleslly loose beings who have no single respect for their bodies!
The likely cause of this catalytic state is varied. For sure the unprecedented declination in societal values is one. It used to be that a good name is to preferred than wealth. I doubt very much if this is still the case. Money is now the equivalence of oxygen: it is the very substance of life itself. Grease the palm of the average Nigerian with this new god and he will cast every morality and due process into the most abominable trashcan to allow anyone have their ungodly way. Dangle same before a Nigerian lady and her underwears will begin to fall off on their own accord! More disheartening, however, is the fact ladies desperately seek and do participate in amorous conferences even when no money is used as a bait for them!
Which way ladies and gentlemen? This societal sodomization doesn't seem a promotion in the long run. Granted that there is still a remnant, we can't have our cake and eat it! What does a lady lose when she keeps herself? Probably that's the most efficient panacea to this endangered state!

One is constrained to wonder who determines what is 'stupid' and what is not. Some utterances are not used because of their semantic import; they serve to establish a kind of social relationship. Their meaning is implemented by the contextual affordances!

1. Don’t get your hopes up.
2. Don’t go on a foolish mission, if you know it’s going to be foolish
3. If she hurts you, let go completely.
4. Put things in perspective. Try to remember someone you fell in love with and in your mind compare your feelings for her with your feelings for the girl who broke your heart.
5. Tell yourself, “She's not-worth it!”
6. Tell yourself, “The timing isn't right.” She's too caught up in her own situation so it’s a waste of energy to chase her.
7. Tell yourself, “You can't really blame her; she's insane.”

By Ross Quigley

1. The person calls you on the telephone just to say “hi.”
2. The person touches your shoulder, holds your hand, etc.
3. The person walks in step with you and mimics your body language.
4. The person laughs at all your weak jokes as if all your jokes are funny, even though you don’t think your jokes are so funny.
5. The person always invites you.
6. The person sends you gifts other than greetings cards.
By Ross Quigley